The All-Time roster of the PXW includes:
5'8"- 150 lbs.- from the Deep Dark Trenches of Chenango Lake
Theme Music- "No Cure" by Sick of it All
Finisher(s)-Handspring Clothesline, Psycho Flipping Senton, Impaler, Scissor Kick
Titles- NWF World(1), PXW World(5), EWA World(5), EWA NA(1), EWA IC(2), WWF World(1)
Psyco is the most daring of all the wrestlers in the PXW! He's the most Hardcore, because of his EWA experience, and is probably the most dedicated along with Psykadelik... He is once again a member of the Cool Pac with Psicon and Co., beating down and kicking out former frontman Psykadelik recently... he has held the PXW World Title on several occasions, 5 to be exact, and for awhile was undefeated... Psyco uses a daredevil aerial style of wrestling... only at 155 lbs., he is one of the smallest wrestlers in the PXW... He uses Frankensteiners, Flying Clotheslines, Dropkicks, not to mention several random unorthodox maneuvers... His finisher is still the Handspring Clothesline in the PXW... or the Impaler as of late... with all the different places he's wrestled, Psyco has more experience than anyone else on the roster here... the PXW started off with a bang, and tons of shows, but now it seems to be on and off, and shows happen only once in awhile... but when they do happen, you can bet Psyco will be there!
6'3"- 160 lbs.- from Buffalo, NY
Music- "Regular People (Conceit)" by Pantera
Finisher(s)-Spine Saw, Inverted Bulldog, Stunner, People's Elbow, Anklelock Submission
Titles- PXW World(3), EWA World(1)
Psykadelik was the proud Leader of the Cool Pac in the PXW... but was just recently kicked out by his worst enemy in the PXW, Psycohol! He wears flashy ring attire and uses many famous personas of the pros... This crazy wrestler snaps very easily, sometimes applying the deadly anklelock submission following a Belly to Belly Suplex... He also likes to hit Rock Bottoms and Stunners to wear down his opponents... he's held the PXW World Title twice now, but the first reign ended when he was stripped, since he hadn't defended it for awhile... he takes long breaks sometimes between shows, whereas Psyco is constantly fighting somewhere... but at least he fights still unlike most of the PXW's roster! Anyways, he's PXW's finest and not one to mess with... and he's looking to get revenge on his former Cool Pac traitors!
5'9"- 150 lbs.- from the Pyrenees Mtns. of Andorra
Music- "Confusion" by New Order
Finisher(s)-Apocolypse Hold,Triple Knee Drop, Belly to Back throw
Titles- none
Psycometer is one of the most mysterious men in the game... wearing a ski-mask over his face, nobody knows his true identity... He talks in strange tongues, a language that nobody can quite decipher... it sounds sort of like, "Fafura Fafura" most of the time!!! Psycometer relies mostly on his karate techniques... kicking, punching, and a lot of knees, The triple knee attack is the most effective by far!!! Sometimes this masked man just goes nuts and starts beating the crap outta his opponents unmercifully!!!! He had wrestled throughout the PXW's early days, the prime... and was undefeated for awhile, and still has a very good record... he did make one short return recently to take out Mr. Splooge in a duel of martial artists... Psycometer seemed much more quiet... but still on top of his game! Is that all we've seen of him?!
5'6"- 170 lbs.- from the Redwood forests of Oregon
Music- "New Direction" (1st version) by Sugar Ray
Finisher(s)-Treetop, Handstand Knee Smash, Double Axe Handle
Titles- PXW Psycho Xtreme(1)
The beefy Lumberjack had seemed to ally himself with Psycometer back in the PXW's glory days to oppose the Cool Pac... This man wass known for nothing but his pure power and hairy chest... he often brought an axe to the ring as a weapon, luckily nobody has been decapitated yet!!! He always wore his favorite sunglasses down to the yard because I suppose they were good luck! He was and I'm sure still is a man's man, a beefy hairy guy that all the chicks dig! The down-side to his great personality is that he likes to chop down trees, trees, and more trees! This brings a bad effect on the environment... so the other wrestlers have been trying to bring him down to stop the deforestation!!! At one point, Lumberjack was one of the most feared men in the PXW, but since the earloy days, he has only made one appearance, losing to Mr. Execution! It is possible for a return, but only time will tell if he's done or not...
5'11"- 158 lbs.- Nanuka, Antarctica
Music- (end of) "Hello Ladies" by the Beastie Boys
Finisher(s)-Dank Drop (like Pedigree w/o underhook)
Titles- PXW Psycho Xtreme(1)
Psicon is probably the one of the most flashy and entertaining wrestlers in the world today... well maybe 2 years ago, not today hehe... Psicon wore a bright green snowmobiling outfit and a winter hat!!! He is known for being the man who took the Blob's Vertical Powerbomb onto his neck, and being out for weeks or months on injury... Psicon also beat the legendary Psycometer in a match to become the 1st ever PXW Psycho Xtreme Champion... he was stripped though for not defending it, and and since then Lumberjack has reclaimed that title... He is part of the Cool Pac along with Psycohol and possibly Psychoruff, after kicking out Psykadelik... and comes out to a funky song and seems to know all the latest dance moves!!! Psicon definitely made a name for himself while he was around, but he is assumed to be retired, since he hasn't wrestled on any recent shows... he actually seems to be taking a more Backstage position now, and refs and does commentary more often than not... Anyway you look at it, Psicon is your ICON!
5'9"- 165 lbs.- Ruff Ryder Isle
Music- "American Badass" by Kid Rock
Finisher(s)- The "Ruff Ryder" Powerslam, Standing Frog Splash, Tilt-o-Whirl Slam
Titles- none
PsychoRuff, the master of the Ruff Ryder Slam is one of the few that remain loyal in these dormant years of the PXW... he has not always been reliable, like nnot showing up a few times, but still has the determination to wrestle... he started back in the PXW golden years(months), joining the Cool Pac, yet seemed to be going nowhere... he was getting his arse beaten all over, and didn't use too many moves... but in his more recent efforts, PsychoRuff has proven himself beyond what's asked for! He's pulling moves like Frog Splashes and Tilt-o-whirl Slams, and many others out of nowhere... with these talents, he is definitely headed somewhere... and his chiseled wrestler build can't hurt... He's still in the Pac and it all depends on if he can show up or not if he's gonna get that push he finally deserves!
Music-"Confusion" by New Order
Titles- none
Psycho-Thug has only had one PXW match in his career, and to be a betting man, I'd guess it's probably his last too unfortunately... in his only appearance, he came out with Psycometer wearing a similar mask... the two could have made a great tag team if he had stuck around... he obviously was not skilled in Backyard Wrestling, but it's rumored that he has had training lessons with the legendary UFC Champ, Royce Gracey! If only he had put them to use...
Music- "Walk" by Pantera
Titles- none
Hunter is... well, a hunter, and he usually wears his bright orange hunting clothes to the yard... Being the biggest man in the PXW at near 300 lbs. I'd say, he was a man that nobody wanted to cross! But he only had a few matches before apparently retiring... it's rumored that he's still interested somewhat in a return, but it's not for sure... he fought back in the early PXW, using brawling techniques instead of using his size to his advantage... he really could've done more if he used some power moves, but he was held back, because of his limited arsenal... but if he comes back, be sure that he will step it up and show he's got the skills... but a return seems quite unlikely...
5'9"- 130 lbs.- from Mainland China
Music- "Ninja Rap" by Vanilla Ice
Finisher(s)-Missing Savate Kick, anything stupid that misses
Titles- PXW World(1), EWA Loserweight(3)
PXW's biggest Jobber by far is Mr. Splooge! He has yet to win a match in this Fed I believe... this is where his roots are and where he took his hilarious rise in popularity, but obviously it was the EWA where he developed his character and became who he is today, the most loved and clumsy ninja in these parts! Anyways, whenever there's a PXW show, you can bet Splooge will be there... no matter how much he loses, he keeps coming back for more... using shadow-boxing though is not a realy good idea in full-contact backyard wrestling... so as he goes through his katas, he usually get's his arse handed to him, and it's back to the drawing board... he's been known lately to hang out with Janitor backstage... what could this relationship mean? A dynamic duo?!
5'9"-145- Violence, USA
Music- "Disintegration/Free Money" by Slayer
Finisher(s)-Piledriver onto Weapons, Shake Rattle and Roll, DDT
Titles- PXW World(3), EWA World(1), EWA IC(1), EWA Loserweight(1)
Mr. Execution is an evil soul, sent from hell to wreak havoc on both the PXW and the EWA!!! He wears a Colorado Rockies shirt, ripped up jeans, and a Skeleton Mask!!! He resides from the Hell-town... Violence, USA wherever that is... His specialty is weapons, weapons, weapons... that's all he likes to use, especially since there aren't really any rules against weapons in the PXW! Ex is a PXW original who later travelled to the EWA, and who is still gaining popularity over there... and even though he used to be known as one of the under-carders, Ex has worked his way out of that level, beating some bigger names and winning a few Titles... in fact, he has held the PXW World Title thanks to WMX handing it over to him... whatever you say, there's nothing but good in Mr. Ex's future!
5'9"- 165 lbs.- some local High School
Music- "The Beginning of the End" by Rob Zombie
Finisher(s)-A Random Chaotic move(different each match), Mysterious Janitorial Broom Attack, Pump Kick
Titles- none
The Janitor is one of PXW's newer guys, coming around after the glory days, but he has still been around a couple years, and shows up at every PXW show basically... the man apparently works at the local Norwich High School, and seems to have mental problems... some would say he's retarded! It's reallt doubtful that he even knows what's going on when he's out there... he seems to always be in his own little world, which makes some good humor for spectators... I think if the PXW sticks around, this will be one of the guys to keep the entertainment value up there... The Janitor is not to be reckoned with... especially when he magically pulls out his broom and begins scrubbing his opponent down with it, hehe...
6'2"- 193 lbs.- Smalltown, USA
Music- "Pray" by MC Hammer
Finisher(s)-The Caber Toss, Back Breaker over Knee
Titles- none
Mr. Regular Everyday Man seems to be just your average run-of-the-mill guy... no special qualities or features... nothing to make him distinct from other regular people in America... it's an American Dream come true... he has conformed to society, and is proud of it... you couldn't tell this guy from a crowd of ten people, he's damn regular! So far he has not too many wrestling skills, for he has only fought one match against Mr. Splooge... but he could easily improve, by the tossing around he gave Splooge... His improvements needed would be the same as any other everyday citizen of this country, so it fits his gimmick quite well... is this a one-timer, or could he continue his PXW Dream?
This hobo-clown-faced bum came from some cardboard box somewhere, and seems to have magical powers... apparently all his energy comes from the old brown hat he wears on his head! If it is knocked off, he is weak and powerless... but if he gets his hat back on, it's PUTTY TIME!!! He'll kick anyone's arse once that hat's back on, no matter how high in the standings you are! Could be a force to be reckoned with because of this magic hat... but it could also be his downfall! Currently he is Commishing over in the EWA...
Why did this jiggly bulbous gelatinous Blob make it onto the roster if he has not wrestled a single match with the PXW you ask?! Well simple... his only appearance, a run-in at the end of a match was legendary, as he delivered the most devastating move in PXW... and hell, probably even EWA History! As he ran out, chasing everyone around with his shirt off, Blob finally caught a hold of the innocent Psicon... He lifted him up for a Powerbomb, Psicon dropped the bucket he was holding right under his head, Blob dropped him almost headfirst, and Psicon crush the bucket, landing vertically on his neck in the most painful move ever! Psicon had to be dragged out, and was out of action for awhile with a broken neck! The Blob was banned from the PXW for good reasons, but had made his impact!
Blonde Devil Girl is the PXW's first and only female wrestler... but it's very doubtful we'll see her any more than we have already... she wears a devil mask, is quite silent, and it's not known what the reason was, but at PXW's Final Shodown, she showed up, mysteriously attacking Mr. Splooge! He challenged her to a match, and she basically pummeled him with a lot of girly punches and kicks (hahaha)! Her Twist of Fate-Stunner seemed to take care of Splooge nicely though, as she gained the victory... but remember, that was Mr. Splooge she fought, would she ever dare step in the ring with a PXW Superstar?!
Snake-
from ???
Music- I forget...
Finisher(s)-3-point stance Hacksaw Tackle
Titles- none
Snake made an appearance, defeating the Janitor! He wears a ski mask like that of Psycometer or Psycho-Thug, but seems much smaller, probably younger... much is a mystery about this little dude, but rumor has it, he is related to Blonde Devil Girl someway?! Will he return to the PXW one day?
Big Buddha-
Lotsa pounds- Norwich?, NY
Finisher(s)- Big Buddha Belly Blast
Titles- none
Big Buddha Made his debut at PXW's 18th Show, mostly as an impartial referee and awesome commentator, but he did have one match against Mr. Splooge, where he finished him off quite quickly with a Belly Blast maneuver... it's unknown how well he'd do against any of the top stars, and he has stated that he is not interested in wrestling full-time like the rest, but with his size and knowledge of the bizness, who knows what'll happen?
6'4"- 250 lbs?- from Brooklyn, NY
Theme Music- "Angel With Scabbed Wings" by Marilyn anson
Finisher(s)-Blitzkrieg, Chokeslam, Pumphandle Slam, Big Boot
Titles- too damn many... check the EWA Page!
True, Wolfman X is EWA all the way, it's in his blood... but he has made 2 PXW appearances, and although he always came in as invading, his 2 appearances put him as a more active member than some of the above PXW'ers... so no matter where his loyalty lies, WMX deserves a spot on this page! HIs main purpose it seems though as it pertains to just why he comes to the PXW is simple... to screw with Psycohol on Psyco's home turf! To show Psycohol that he's not safe anywhere! WMX fought a great match with Psyco his first time in the PXW! Although he lost, he left quite an impression... many many shows later WMX reappeared to finally duke it out with the PXW's own, Janitor and even Psykadelik! And after that show, WMX made it clear that if the PXW ever held any more shows, he'd do his best to make it to them! Well PXW... let's get some shows out!!!
Backstage Officials and members of the PXW:
Music- "Too Legit to Quit" by Hammer
This is the man that runs the show and calls the shots! He is the match-maker, the decision-wizard... Okay he's a dork, but he's the head honcho... He's always ordering matches that seem to upset the wrestlers, he's not on the good side with most of them... He always has some of his 70's style shirt tucked in and some out, he wears safety goggles over his glasses... he always wanted to be a wrestler, and he dreams every night that he could be the Champion of the PXW!!! He seems to take offense often to... well, Psycohol, whereas he favors Psykadelik and the Cool Pac... but hey, he's still a fair man, and does everything in his power to keep the PXW aive... guess his power ain't so great huh? Hehe...
