1/14/02... Once again, sorry for the lack of updates, but unfortunately no shows have taken place in about 2 1/2 months now, so it kinda sucks... anyways, the news that there is to report, is that Wolfman X, Psycohol, Shortcakes, and their tag-a-long Sarah(haha) took a nice trip down to New York City last week(Jan 7th & 8th)! The two brought the camcorder and film some funny-ass skits... they brawled in their hotel room, knocking down a picture on the wall, violently jarring a bed backwards, and having WMX finish Psyco with a hard Powerbomb onto a bed! The two also brawled in Central Park a bit, with Psyco smashing WMX's head hard into a tree(actually leaving a small cut on his forehead), and some good brawling on a rock-face... besides that they went up the awesome Empire State Building, went all over the city, like to the Chrysler Building, Grand Central, Times Square, the Statue of Liberty, and elsewhere... they even visited Ground Zero... a very sad place, where the Twin Towers were still sorely missed by all... and they went to WWF Raw Live at MSG... overall it was a great trip, and the most fun any of these EWA'ers have had in a long time... but as said before there have been no shows up here for months, explaining the lack of fun... it seems Natas has a new work schedule and cannot make it on Sundays like he used to, which really throws things off... or maybe.... he's just afraid of Mr. Execution! Yes, I think that may be it! So I Richard Head am personally calling Natas a chicken, and I want him to get his arse back up here so I can cover more shows! Or else I'll be out of a job! Will we see a full third month straight of no EWA?! And as far as PXW'ers go... that hope is about over too... most of them are heading back to college, and nothing was planned like originally talked about... lazy like the old days I see... they jus don't care... I know Psycohol is dying to wrestle anywhere... please somebody throw him a line!
2/22/02... Still no shows going on, but there has been some very interesting and VERY Impactful EWA news happening! First I'll start with the footage we found, that took place sometime in January... Psycohol apparently invited Wolfman X to the PXW/EWA Arena to ask him an important question... if he would return to the yard and wrestle with Psyco, to reform the Doctors of Extreme, to oppose the New Breed... Wolfman obviously refused the offer, saying that when he retires, he means it! But then Psycohol went into bribery... he offered WMX a black winter hat that said... "Brooklyn" on the front... WMX jumped for joy!!! He told Psyco that yes, he would return!!!! But not as a wrestler... as Psycohol's Bodyguard!!! Now this was huge news, and I'm sorry I couldn't report it to you earlier... but even bigger news happened just the other night(Feb 19)... Apparently Psyc was invited to meet Mr. Execution for reasons unknown at the PXW/EWA Arena... so Psyc got smart, smelling something fishy, and invited his new Bodyguard WMX over... they went to search for Ex, and eventually split up... suddenly from behind Psycohol, an old face returned... no one you would expect... hell, Psycohol has never met the guy in an EWA Arena before... an EWA1 Superstar in fact... Bonez! He came out, challenging Psycohol on the spot to a PXW Title Match... Psycohol laughed it off, saying how Bonez has never even been in the PXW... and Psyc began trying to get out of the situation by saying he had a cold, and a stiff neck... but eventually he accepted the challenge, and for the first time, Psycohol would lock up with Bonez... but as they locked up, Bodyguard WMX ran out fast attacking Bonez and beating him to the ground... Psyco gave a stomp for his own measure and took the pin, as WMX counted to 3! So in a cheap match, Psyco is already using his new Bodyguard to the fullest extent! But hey, that wasn't the big news! After Bonez was down, WMX began speaking... he asked Psycohol who the owner of the EWA was... Psyco responded "Chris Parker", since the name had been mentioned a few times in EWA commentary... it's always been unknown who this Chris Parker was though... but WMX cleared it all up, by announcing that in fact Chris Parker was his father... but oh no, still not the big news! WMX then shocked the world as he announced that Chris Parker has sold all his EWA stocks to none other than... WMX himself! Wolfman X, EWA legend, and former multi-time champ, is now the Owner of the EWA! And also Psycohol's Bodyguard... how could it possibly get any better for Psycohol?! He's got a path paved in gold now, with the boss on his side! How will this affect Natas and Drakon, and the rest of the gang when the EWA returns?! Will the EWA return?! Well with this big news, I really hope it does, so we can see what comes about of it!
3/12/02... Seems that somebody as made a website about some new upcoming Federation called the XWA... it disses EWA and PXW, and claims that it will be the new face of Backyard Wrestling in these parts I guess... read in it what you will... XWA Site
3/16/02... Ok, it is now known that the XWA Website and idea is of Natas' doing... apparently not anyone we don't know... so it's obviously in his intentions to discontinue the EWA and start out fresh maybe? Well as of right now, he is the only official member of the organization, whereas Psycohol has made it clear that he is opposed to this new threat... Pumpkinhead seems to want to stay in the EWA too, but Ninja still in mourning over the loss of his pumpkin from last fall, seems to be willing to make the jump... as for the rest of the current EWA, it is not known what their opinions are, or even if they have heard of this new menace... but I'm sure we'll see at least a couple more EWA Shows between now and the XWA, and we will see how the wrestlers react, and if they let it take over and let the EWA die... as for the PXW... well you know them... they're in hibernation again... so all eyes are on Natas now, and what his intentions are... will his dreams come true, or this just another UWA?
3/19/02... Things are now seeming to be getting exciting behind the scenes now... with no actual wrestling having occured yet, rumors and news has been circulating all over as a new season of wrestling seems ready to bust out at any moment! First off... the EWA is apparently set for at least one more show before the XWA officially begins... it's rumored that Natas may not be on the final EWA Show to wrestle, but to help usher in the new XWA era... scheduled matches for the final EWA Card so far are Mr. Splooge vs. the Ninja in a Gridge Match, and Psycohol vs. Mr. Execution, World Title vs. World Title to see who reigns supreme! And also if you go to the XWA Website and check out their Guestbook, it seems that Mr. Ex, Splooge, and Psycohol have all turned down offers from the XWA, whereass the Ninja and Natas are the only two known signees to the Fed... but there is a mystery man, apparently from the PXW that is up on the XWA Roster Page! It does not give too many clues to who he is, but it is supposed to be a major player from the old PXW days... and heck, I'm Dick Head, I work with the PXW guys, I should know who it is... but I don't! Keep your eyes peeled for this one! And on the note that they will be holding their last EWA Show... there is news about a new, next generation EWA continuing after the fallout of the EWA veterans... apparently, since Wolfman X owns the EWA now, he does not want to see it go down like this... so he has been out recruiting a whole new roster of new faces apparently... and is planning to start out with a fresh new roster! So far some guy named Wal*mart Joe is the only guy to be signed... this could provide some competition for the XWA I'm sure... maybe Psycohol will decide to go there, since he refuses to step in an XWA ring... for WMX's new EWA Website, click here... and don't count the PXW out yet... Psycohol is definitely planning on getting a show or two together if possible, when he begins contacting his old buddies! That would make it 3 Feds, if that happened! I will most definitely be back to updatte you on what's going on with this huge situation, and when the "final" EWA Show will be held... but as for this website, a few updates to note... first, I finally finished putting all the pics up for the past PXW Shows, so go check them out on the results/pics section... I tried the other night to do all the BTVW Pics, but the memory card in my digital camera seems to be broken, so I need to go buy a new one and start over with those shows... I also put up the full Results up for EWA2, like I did with EWA1, on the Results Page... maybe someday I'll get around to taking pics of all those old shows... but that may be awhile if ya know what I mean hehe... and yes, Psycohol had decided to hide his Autobiography for awhile here somewhere on thsi site, but now (even though he has not yet caught up to where he is today), he is officially putting it up here on the main page so you can all read and enjoy... or hate! It is up along with Wolfman X's Autobio, just scroll down to find it below the news section... and don't think Psyco's forgotten about wrestling school.... he is still very intent on going, and possibly sooner than you all think... he may not be around for the full XWA or EWA shows this season, but we'll see what happens... adios!
3/24/02... If you have recently checked either WMX's EWA Page or Natas' XWA Page, you may have heard the shocking news... That the Ninja... is actually, 2 Ninjas! You ask what do I mean by that? Well it's simple... ever since way back when the Ninja first debuted, and all the way through the eras and revolutions, he has apparently been two seperate people switching on and off between matches, shows, and even in the middle of skits... rumor is that they are brothers, maybe twins, but nobody really knows their relation... one of the two has wrestled all the way through the last bunch of shows the EWA had, the other wrestled a lot during EWA2000 and EWA4, but they have switched on and off here and there... and don't get me wrong... I have noticed the difference, I just never dared mention anything... and I think that goes for everyone... because we wanted the Ninjas to think that they were pulling off a big trick on us all... but I mean, its quite obvious that the Ninja #1 (call him that, cuz he was the actual one who debuted first we believe) was quite a bit bigger than Ninja #2... not to mention their actual behavior, quite different, despite similarities... I mean both were weak and cowardly, but Ninja #1 always seemed to go and ask repeatedly if he could be allowed to do a move, and then mess it up, and he always seemed quite humble... on the other hand Ninja #2 seemed like a complete coward, running away from his opponents, and also liking to immitate fellow stars and pro icons... so now that we know there are two Ninja's, will they ever meet for battle? Or to team up? Good question... but both now belong to seperate leagues and will probably not be on the same show ever again... but never say never... but at least the mystery has finally been revealed, and we can all now rest... anyways, last night a new face, the Disruptor, a big guy, had an interview with WMX for the new EWA, but when he tried to prove his extremeness, by attacking WMX, fellow Doc of Extreme Psycohol ran in, attacking the big man! WMX continued to pummel Disruptor with bats and belts until he was completely decimated! Then in a big surprise, Face returned... he beat down Disruptor with a big Headbutt, but this time Face was different... he talked! He said he was back, and was only there to go to the top this time, not to be a mid-carder... after all these years of "Stab!", he finally speaks! And means business! Then Ninja #1 (I believe) came in admitting to the 2 Ninjas, and then got beat down by the Disruptor, who then exited... so things keep taking shape more and more every day... it's really exciting, but when will the EWA or XWA actually have a show to start things up? I dunno, I hope soon, but seems like a neverending delay... PXW is rumored to hold a show this coming Saturday... will it happen, or is it just another hyped nothing?
3/30/02... A PXW show was planned for today, and whaddya know.... nothin! That's right, it was planned all week, then Lumberjack apparently had to go work... so we didn't have one... no surprise... anyways, I just got all the BTVW Show pics up finally, so now all the pics are up on this site, except for EWA1 and EWA2... and who knows when and if they'll ever get up... I do have to go back to a few EWA2000 shows and take a few more pics, cuz I did skim through them last time... EWA's last show with the New Breed and Co. is rumored to be happening very soon, so hopefully this season will get underway finally... and the XWA will start, despite Psyco, Ex, and Splooge not going there... they will probably remain with the EWA... by the way, Natas has had an update on his site, claiming the new WMX-run EWA to be the Extreme Walmart Association... it is a known fact that many of the new recruits do seem to work at Walmart, but what will WMX's reaction be to this mockery... stay tuned for more news...
4/2/02... Well, the Doctor's of Extreme went to Monday Night RAW last night in Albany... the first one run by Ric Flair, after the Roster split... no Hogan, sucks but oh well! Anyways, the night before, WMX and Psyco came up with a good plan... they told the Disruptor he could join the Docs of Extreme if he could kick both their arses! So they went out and brawled, basically decimating him! When Disruptor got hit with the Big Boot, and fell like a rock to the pavement, the Docs figured he'd had enough, and accepted him in, just for taking such a beating... so the next day (yesterday), they headed to Albany for RAW, because they had an extra ticket for him... but when they arrived, they proceeded to beat him up and take away his ticket, leaving him to rot in the parking garage... guess it was all a setup, and he is no Doctor.... but apparently the Disruptor somehow did get into the event, or got his ticket or something... because on Albany2go.com a pic was taken of Psycohol and Commissioner Squires... and who was sitting right besides them but Disruptor?! That's right! Somehow he got in... and I don't even know if Psycohol realized he was in back of him... but no further event seemed to happen, so I guess not... anyways, RAW was a good show, with the exception a a huge fat 7 foot Man-Toddler sitting and standing in front of Psycohol the most of the time, and some @$$hole security! Anyways, still waiting for Natas to get his final EWA Show on the road..
4/6/02... Well, the EWA as it is has finally put on it's final show today! That's right, from here on in, if you want to see Natas, and Drakon and company, you'll hafta tune into the XWA! Anyways the show started out with the New Breed... Natas talked about the XWA, and how the EWA was dead... he named the show EWA R.I.P. then Psycohol came out, claiming that he would never jump to the XWA, and he is with EWA for life... Natas then began making fun of Psycohol's Bodyguard WMX for not being there, made some fun of the Disruptor... after they left, the first match was between Mr. Pumpkinhead and Mr. Skullface! The Russian duo of death... actually Pumpkinhead admitted to being from Austria... anyways the two had quite a nonsensical brawl of stupidness as usual... Skullface had something different about him today, maybe it was just a cold... anyways, even after the Pumpkin Smash and the Pumpkin Roll and some JYD Pumpkin Headbutts, Skullface still somehow pulled out the victory with a couple unorthodox splashes... and in this victory, Pumpkinhead as the loser took the Loserweight Title... but Pumpkin wasn't finished, he turned to the ref, Drakon and asked if the 24/7 rule was still in effect... when Drake replied yes, Pumpkinhead attacked him trying to lose the belt to him! He had a couple nearfalls, but after an Inverted Tombstone, Drakon had Skullface count to three so Drake could get the unscheduled win, making Pumpkinhead walk home with the Loserweight Title... Next was a Title vs. Title match between Psycohol and Mr. Execution.... PXW World Title vs. EWA World Title! A long-awaited match, to see if Ex could take out the third main eventer in a row, after having two previous upsets over Natas and Drake from the Fall... anyways, it was probably the best match of the show, even though Drake, Natas, and Skullface didn't hype it much... Execution was hilarious as usual, for example, when he came out moshing so hard, the EWA World Title basically fell apart, with pieces of it flying all over the ground... this just adds to the feeling of this being the last show of this particular EWA Roster... but anyways, Execution instead of getting enraged over jokes, he seemed to think simple questions or phrases were jokes, and snapped, beating down Psyc for no apparent reason! Psyc hit some good moves, like a Pump Handle Slam, a Powerful Bodyslam, and a Frog Splash from the Table... Ex hit his Shake, Rattle n' Roll, a nice DDT and some others... in the end though, Psycohol went for his Backflip Splash, but Ex got his knees up, crushing Psyc's stomach... Psyc attempted to pick up his PXW Title and swing it at Ex, but Ex ducked, and hit his Piledriver on Psycohol, for the 1,2,3 victory!!! In another huge upset, Mr. Execution this time walked away as the Unified Champion... 4th Unified Champ to be exact I believe... he had a long victory mosh afterwards... Chainz then came out, conspicuously having all the same tattoos and t rademarks as Drakon, trying to hide them, and threw down his EWA IC Belt, saying he didn't want it anymore since the XWA didn't want him... next, in the most hyped match of the card, and what was supposed to be the final match, the Ninja fought Mr. Splooge in a Grudge match... avenging the death of Mrs. Ninja, and Ninja Jr. from back in October... the beginning of the match was flawed with huge delays as the music system seemed to be broken... Splooge and Ninja eventually started the match, and there was a series of "Hiding behind a tree-branch pretend your invisible" routines... then for the most part, there were tons of missed moves as usual... Splooge did his entire kata, barely skimming the Ninja, not hitting one punch at all... Splooge hooked on his Anklebiter from inside a botched up Figure Four Leglock... Ninja seemed to immitate Pumpkinhead at times, and even Natas at times I believe... anyways, the Ninja finally beat Splooge in the end, and claimed that there was a clause in the contract for the match that if he won, the unwilling Splooge would have to go to the XWA with them all... so I guess you can add Splooge to the roster... Psycohol then walked back out challenging Mr. Execution for a rematch for both Titles, because since Psyc was staying with the EWA, he thought that he would make a better champion to start off a new era there... Ex came out and declined the offer, but Psyc had a plan... he had Mr. Execution's regular wrestling pants that he had stolen... Ex was having to wear black the rest of the show... and Ex wanted his regular pants back bad... Psyc wanted a deal, that if Ex would give him the title shot, he could have his pants back Win, Lose, or Draw... eventually the moronic Execution accepted, and in quick succession, Psyco gave Ex a Handspring Clothesline, a Senton Flip, and his Backflip Splash... another half Backflip sorta thingy Splash, and Psyc took the pin for the 1, 2, 3!!! Psyco was in a sort of cheap way, the new Undisputed Champion! The first man to hold both Titles at the same time on 2 seperate occasions! But after the match, Psyc had some talking to do! He revealed that it was him all along that was the PXW guy that was going to the XWA... he claimed that despite hating the New Breed, he knew that they were better competition than what the new EWA will have to offer, therefore he would go to the XWA, but he said also that he would go to the EWA as Champ and stomp over the competition with Wolfman X behind him... so Splooge and Psyco are now headed to the XWA, but Execution has still not signed any deal... but any way you look at it, the EWA as we all once knew it......... is now DEAD!
4/7/02... THE PXW IS NOT DEAD!!! That's right, shocking news as the PXW made a huge return today... I don't want to offend anyone, but I'd say this show was even bigger than yesterdays big EWA finale! Psycohol first showed up, bragging about his Undisputed EWA/PXW Championship... using the EWA IC Belt in place of the World, since the World was destroyed the other day... but it represented the World obviously... anyways there was a rumor going around that someone from the PXW wanted a shot at his PXW Title... Psyc went in and talked to the Commish and agreed to the match... then in the most humiliating part of the show, I... yes I Richard Head got a little bit arrogant and got my just desserts! Psicon, now using his real name, Scott Hall (yes, thats his real name, just like Razor Ramon's) walked in... he made it clear that he was not there to wrestle, just to ref and do camera stuff... but I dunno what I was thinking, but I began saying I could kick his butt, and it led to him dragging me out the door, beating me down, and giving me the Dank Drop! And yes, my head is still ringing! Luckily the Commish came out to stop the carnage! I really don't want to talk about it anymore, if that's ok... so in the first match, Mr. Splooge came out to get his revenge on the Janitor for throwing him in the swimming pool last summer! A lot of chaos and missed moves in this match! The same "hiding behind a branch" routine was used today by both man, as was used yesterday between Ninja and Splooge... Splooge went for the Worm, but missed the chop... Janitor retalliated with a Worm of his own... but it was a backwards Worm finished with an Elbowdrop! In the end, Janitor summoned his mystical powers to make the mysterious broom appear in his hand, then presumed to sweep Splooge, then making the pinfall for his first ever PXW Victory! Splooge still completely defeated in the PXW! Next, Psycohol came out waiting for his opponent... and out came who else, but Psykadelik! But he didn't just want the PXW Title, he wanted the EWA Title too... Psyco thought it would be a cakewalk and accepted! The two met out at the Arena, and began the classic match... Psyc hit moves like his Frog Splash, Diamond Dust, and the Van Damminator... as a matter of fact, after the Frog Splash, he had about a 10 to 20 count on Delik, but the ref Scott Hall, a Cool Paccer, wouldn't make the count, and when he did, Psyk easily kicked out! Psykadelik hit the Bubba Bomb, the Anklelock, and the Stunner, along with several other moves too... in the end, Psyco went for his Backflip following a nice Scissorkick, but Psyk rolled out from under, and Psyco hit the ground with a thud! Delik hit his Inverted Implant DDT finisher, and in a huge upset, defeated Psycohol, becoming the Undisputed Champion!!! Psykadelik has finally got his revenge on all those EWA Stars that have held the PXW Title! Now he had theirs!!! Psyco vowed to get his Titles back! Anyways, the next match was for the newly returning PXW Psycho Extreme Title! Psicon reffed, since he was the last Xtreme Champ! It pitted the former Undisputed Champion, Mr. Execution against The Lumberjack! And I guess the PXW guys caught wind of how Ex hates jokes, because they were throwing them left and right! But instead of them beind straight-ahead jokes, all of them ended up being insults about Execution's mom or himself, which really pissed him off, beating the Hell out of Lumberjack a few times! Ex did hit his Shake Rattle n Roll, and a Bulldog, but his Piledriver was reversed... Lumberjack used a powerful Bodyslam, a nice Stall Suplex, and plenty more power moves... he even used a pinecone, pretending it was something in his pants, and slapping Ex in the face with it! Haha!!! Ex was pissed, and grabbed a big board, trying to mimmick the same thing, but only received a hard shot to the nads for it! But it was all over, when LJ hit the Kneesmash maneuver! This seemed to break Mr. Execution's knee, it appeared, as for the rest of the match, Execution's knee continued flailing in the wind, and looked badly mangled! When he tried standing on it, he crumbled to the ground... and in what I would now say is an upset, Lumberjack hit the Treetop maneuver, to pin Mr. Ex and become the new Psycho Xtreme Champion! Ex continued struggling to exit, as his leg was clearly broken or dislocated... In the next match, Mr. Splooge fought a newcomer, Mr. Regular Everyday Man! The man was your run-of-the-mill everyday average American guy... it's true.. anyways, Splooge missed all shots as usual, but Everyday Man threw him around like a Rag Doll! He hit a Backbreaker, and eventually hit him with his Finisher, the Caber Toss! As he hit the Caber Toss, in the camera's view, it could be seen that the ref Psicon was pelted by a wild Tennis ball, apparently from a baseball swing by Lumberjack! Anyways, Everyday Man took the pin and won his first PXW Match, adding to Splooge's losing streak Backstage, Psycohol then tried to get the Commish to give him a rematch for both titles... but the Commish wouldn't grant it... Psyc finally settled for a match just for the EWA Title, and it was on... Psyk was pissed as he came out, saying he was just in the shower with his fiancee as he was called back out... he got ready to face off with Psyc, when from behind, his friend Scott Hall (Psicon) attacked him and gave him the Dank Drop! Psycohol then hit the Handspring Clothesline and the Backflip Splash to take his 2nd cheap 2nd match victory in 2 days!!! Psyco then announced that Psykadelik was officially out of the Cool Pac, and Psyco was back in! Him and Psicon flashed the Cool Pac sign and walked off! So Psyco does come back out of the show with the EWA Title, but without the PXW Title, he is no longer Undisputed! And Psyk has finally regained what he has always strived for! Is this a rebirth of the PXW?! It was a damn good show even if not, and has led to many interesting circumstances! Now it looks like there may be three Feds in competition... Psycohol in all three!
4/21/02... First off, I'd like to say Rest in Peace to Layne Stayley, the Lead Singer of Alice in Chains, who died the other day... AIC was a great band, with many awesome songs, and knowing they won't be coming out with anymore new albums with Layne singing is a sad thought... none of the modern bands that pretend to be AIC will ever be them! I hate the wannabees, the Puddles of Mudds and Creeds and Nickelbacks! Hate em all... AIC rules forever! As for wrestling news... Natas' Page claims that the Ninja has changed his name to Ninjarette to discern himself from the "Big" Ninja, and declares that they are not brothers! Apparently he also believes to have a newfound Alliance with Psycohol, and plans to explain it at the first XWA Show... as far as I know, Psycohol has not even heard wind of this so-called Alliance, and I'm wondering if Psycohol will be too happy about this situation... we'll see... and as of right now, the 1st XWA Show is scheduled to take place this coming Thursday April 25th... it should be a big one if it goes down, and I hope it does... check out Natas' Page for the big 8-Man Tourney that will take place... I'll update you when it happens...
4/25/02... Well today's show was cancelled due to a Rain Delay! Damn Rain! I hate that sh*t! Psyco wanted to wrestle, but some of the guys were sissies... so the show is planned for tomorrow, it better take place! I hate being teased!
4/26/02... And finally the XWA has arrived! Their 1st Show, Total Xtremination took place today, setting a new standard for Backyard Wrestling! The show was basically an 8-Man Tournament to crown the 1st XWA Champion! The New Breed came out, announcing how it was a disgrace that Hulk Hogan won the WWF Belt against HHH, since he was so old, so they claimed to have gone to Connecticutt and stolen the World Wrestling Federation World Championshipm, and brought it back with them to use as the XWA World Title! So as soon as they left, the show began... in the 1st match of the Tourney, Nats returned to the yard after several months off to take on Mr. Splooge... Splooge came out wit his Jaws, shark-act, and with a new purple mask on! But none of it helped, because as usual he missed all his moves, and Natas took an easy win with a Stunner! In the 2nd match, Mr. Skullface was to take on Bonez! But Bonez seemed not to be in the house, so Natas was going to reward Skullface with a forfeit win... but then Mr. Execution's old Slayer music hit the PA, and a new match was born! Mr. Ex surprised everyone, joining the XWA here, whereas he said he would not before! And he mauled Skullface as the music continued to play... Eventually Skullface fought back some with a nice toss of Mr. Ex face-first into a chair, and some new Ankle-Twisting Submission, but Mr. Ex accidently pulled Shull's mask off, signaling the turning point! The camera did not catch his face unfortunately though... but as he rose with his mask back on, Ex piledrove him and won to advance! Ninja... excuse me, Ninjarette then came out claiming that he had a newfound alliance with Psycohol... he claimed that the Psycohol-Alcohol connection related to his new Ninja-Cigarette connection... Psyco then came out denying any Alliance and shunned the Ninja... Psyco beat the hell outta him, with a hard pot-shot to the head, and 5 consecutive Backflip Splashes! He took the easy win! In the final match of the 1st Round, Drakon fought a more silent Mr. Pumpkinhead... Pumpkin hit his signature moves, and began screaming "Latino Heat" a lot, but it was no good as Drakon dominated the match, and finally finished him with the Inverted Tombstone! Psycohol was then seen sitting down, as Ninjarette ran in with a Cooler, supposedly filled with "Ninjaweisers"! Psyco snapped, telling the Ninja he wanted nothing to do with him, and called him stupid for bringing out beer, since Psycohol was straight-edge... but they were just Root Beers as Psycohol peered inside... so they toasted, and drank to their friendship... but Psyc had Ninjarette fooled, as he slammed him over the head with his can, then placed a folding chair on top of Ninja and performed a 6th Backflip Splash of the Day on Ninja... he walked off, telling Ninja to stop bugging him... The 2nd Round then started... Psycohol faced Drakon... it was a good match, Drake hit his Shoulderbreaker, and some wicked kicks to Psyc's head, and some nice weaponshots... Psyc was hitting his moves too, like a Tornado DDT, an Impaler, and a Frog Splash... Psyc at one point went for a Van Damminator, but Drake tossed the chair back at Psyc, and kicked it back into his face hard! Very nice! In the end, Psyc hit his Standing Moonsault for the victory, and advancement to the finals... Next, Natas fought Mr. Execution in a hilarious match... Ex showing excrutiating pain in humorous ways as usual! Ex did hit his Shake, Rattle, n Roll... he hit his Austin Elbows, and Bulldog, but it wasn't enough... Natas hit him with everything from the Superkick to the Thesz Press to the Double Legdrop, and finally into a Stunner, sending Ex flying backwards! Natas took the difficult win! And it was time for the Finals! The Match for the XWA World Title! Natas vs. Psycohol! It's been awhile since these two hooked up... the two brawled for awhile, hitting their signature moves, and using weapons-galore! Psyco's Van Damminator was great... Psyc even brought back out a new Keyboard that he once again claims his stole from his mother* (*i.e.-apparantly stole a keyboard from his mom at a past EWA Show) anyways, an audience even filed in from the railroad tracks to watch the end of the match! Natas delivered a nice DDT, planting Psyco headfirst into the ground, and eventually Psyc went for his Moonsault, but received two knees to the stomach, and then a Stunner for Natas to pick up the victory and become the 1st ever XWA World Champion! The new belt was unveiled, and surely enough it was the WWF World Title (the one used before the new Undisputed one came out)!!! So they really did steal it?! Did they? Did they? Ummm.... if they say so, I guess it's true! But it was definitely a REAL Belt! Not a weight lifting belt! Not a foam store-bought belt! Real Gold, oh yeah! And now that the XWA is underway, who can stop them?! Look for a 2nd show soon...
5/6/02... In startling and shocking news... the XWA is apparently over! After 1 show, they have folded... this is still somewhat of a rumor, but is nearly confirmed, and I really don't know what to say... it was such a promising group of wrestlers... and I'll update you when I know what's going on... but for up-to-the-minute information, check Natas' XWA site to see what's going on!
5/7/02... Yes, it is true... the XWA is officially closed, and no more shows will take place apparently... the reason... well I have been eluding from this fact for awhile now, but the truth of the matter is that Psycohol is moving down near NYC sometime in June, and won't be able to wrestle anymore unfortunately for these great Upstate Feds... it's sad, but we'll talk more about his shocking departure later... well, this is the reason for the XWA closing it's doors apparently, the abscense of Psycohol, and even the possibilities of his PXW pals, Splooge, and Mr. Ex leaving with him, was possibly too overwhelming for XWA's relatively small roster... so the XWA is over... and we will be lucky I guess if we see Psyco in one or two PXW or EWA Shows before he makes his grand exit... so good luck to Natas, Drake n them... I'm sure they'll find competition somewhere, maybe the PXW, or even back to the EWA?! And don't check the XWA Website, all of it's pages are down besides the main one... out of business, with a great start it had... didn't hafta come out this way...
5/8/02... Alright... today, I beat the Hell out of Richard Head, and I, Psycohol am here to do a personal update about something in specific... I usually don't bring Professional Wrestling Organizations into this page, but the fact of the matter is this..... WWE?! What the hell is that... what happened to the WWF?! WWE is the gayest name I've ever heard! It does the opposite of flow off your tongue... it sounds terrible, and instead of adding an extra dash for the E, they take away they're dashes, and it looks like WW.... gay... and ya know it's hard to accept, and even call them that... and it's all the stupid World Wildlife Fund's fault!!! They let WWF go for so many years, using the name, and now, just because WWF get's a little popular, the Wildlife Fund has to b*tch and whine like babys, cuz they are falling behind? Screw em... I don't hate animals, I like animals a lot... but the organisms running the Fund are humans... and humans are easy to hate! And it's their fault! WWE, ha! I'll still be callin' it WWF as long as I live... But ya know, I figure, hey it's all the same guys... I only get RAW here, and I like it's roster just fine, so I'll try to get through this and be happy... now I hear that Scott Hall and Mr. Perfect are fired?! And possibly Eddie Guerrero next? WHAT?! That right there is about half the reason I watch RAW! And now it's gone! The WWF... excuse me, WWE is officially gay! I don't like it anymore, I hate it... they can have their happy little firing spree, and go hire that ass Goldberg if they want, it ain't gonna get me watching more intently! And another thing, on their homepage, they make it seem as if they have always been WWE... they mention feuds that happened a while back as being in the WWE... am I mistaken or was it the WWF back then? Was Wrestlemania 1 WWE's 1st PPV? Well I'm sure it is now according to them... all the WWF's history, everything from Backlund to Hogan to Hart to Warrior, has now all been changed to having happened in the WWE?! I don't get it! You can't change the past! So don't! And I've probably got a lot more to say... but I will end it here with that... next report, Head will take over again... bye... WWE Sucks! -Psyco
5/10/02... Richard Head back, and in shocking News, the XWA guys had misled us the whole time! Apparently they had folded the XWA, in order to change their brand name... well as you all kow Vince and the boys all went from WWF to WWE, in our opinions, disgracing their history... so Psyco and Natas and Co. decided to do something about it by continuing the Legacy! That's right, this group formerly known as the XWA, is now the World Wrestling Federation, and are continuing to add on to their long history!!! Sure it may have been a change of setting, and absolutely no budget, but these guys aren't going to let the WWF go away because of a stupid whiny Wildlife Fund! So they had they're scheduled show today, taking the official WWF Smackdown name for the show, and with Natas walking in as the World Wrestling Federation Champion! And since they have the official title belt, they aren't at all deglorifying the WWF... Natas with Drake, talked about the WWF some, and how he is now the champ, and would defend against Psycohol later in the day... first though was the WWF Intercontinental Title Tournament... since Eddy Guerrero had departed to the WWE with the rest of them... first match was a sort of rematch from the last show, Mr. Execution vs. Mr. Skullface! With weapons flying everywhere, and all of Ex's patented moves, and some new ones from Skullface, it was a brawl to remember...... well maybe not that far... but anyways, Mr. Ex came out victorious after a Piledriver... next in the small tournament was Drakon vs. Mr. Pumpkinhead (3rd show in a row they fought!), Drake basically dominated the Pumpkin man, finishing him with the Inverted Tombstone, with the extra added boot to the Pumpkin's stomach by the ref, Psycohol... Drake took the win... Psycohol was then seen speaking with Bonez about being in the WWF... hey, wasn't Bonez the guy who came out challenging Psyco for his PXW Title a few months back?! And now they're buddies? Anyways, Ninjarette came out and got rid of Bonez... he went back at trying to get Psyco to join Smokes and Roadbeers with him again, and to everyone's surprise, Psycohol accepted, and vowed war on the New Breed... Smokes and Roadbeers is official! Then in the IC Title Final, Mr. Execution took on Drakon... after a grueling match, and the growth of new WWF Backyard fans, Drake fooled Mr. Execution to obey orders like a dog... and once he did the Play Dead routine, Drake pinned Ex for an odd victory... Ex actually played dead like a dog, and let Drake pin him... what's up with that?! Well Ex seemed to not have realized he was being pinned I guess and was aggravated after the match, even attacking Natas! Drakon is now the new WWF IC Champion! Next, in the Main Event, Natas vs. Psycohol for the WWF World Title! The two had a Hell of a Match once again... with a nice Acid Drop from Psyc, a Crossbody from the Table, lots of nice Keyboard shots, a nice plant DDT by Natas as usual, and even more fans enjoying the show from a distance... in the end, Natas went for the Stunner, but was pushed away! As he stood up, he was hit with the Handspring Clothesline, a Senton Flip, and a Backflip Splash onto a chair over his chest for the 1..2..3 victory for Psycohol!!! Psycohol is the new WWF Champion! He celebrated and Natas even handed him the Belt out of respect... but enraged backstage, Natas started throwing stuff, and even got mad at his fellow New Breeder Drakon for letting him lose (drake was the ref), Natas ended up hitting Drake over the head with a chair!!! Is this the end of the New Breed or can they mend things by the next show? After the show was well over and everyone had left, Mr. Splooge showed up, with a big entrance, but wondering where everyone was... realizing he wasn't wanted, he walked away with his head down... it was a good show, and it looks like the Backyard Wrestling here may finally be getting a cult following, as kids from the railroad tracks stop up to watch often, and people in the distance, and even the church-goers this time! The audience only pushes these guys to wrestle harder and have better matches! So it'd be nice if the people continue to show up... the WWF Wrestlers seem not to mind much... now that the WWF is here,we are really in for excitement! A spark of "Attitude" has now been added!