9/16/01... Well today the EWA held it's second show since Wolfman has left... this time Psycohol opened the show, coming out with an American Flag and the images of the twin towers painted on his face and arm in tribute... he dedicated the show to the terrible events from this past Tuesday, and demanded that the Towers be rebuilt... they were like brothers to him... and they took a moment of silence... then Psyco announced that the Commish had told him that WMX is stripped of the EWA Title for no-showing, and a Tournament would take place today for it... and the show began... the 1st match of the 1st Round of the Tourney was Mr. Splooge vs. Sandman! Yet again, the white dog from the last show haunted Sandman, as a pile of dogsh** was laying in the middle of the yard, which would hafta be dodged the rest of the show... Sandman did step in it though, hehe... anyways, he dominated the ninja, now hailing from Seoel, Korea... until the end... he stood on Splooge for the cover, but as Chainz the ref hit the 2 count, Splooge turned and began gnawing at Sandman's foot... the Anklebiter!!! Soon Sandman could do nothing but give up, allowing Splooge to advance to the next round in what I believe is his first submission victory! Next, Drakon fought... Ground Zero?! Another return?! Nah... as you know, the Ninja vowed never to return to the EWA, so he came out, pretending to be Ground Zero... he even hit and missed some of GZ's moves, but Drake finished him quite easily with an Inverted Tombstone onto a strategically placed chair by Psyco for the victory! In the next match, Chainz took on Mr. Execution! Once again Mr. Ex was not very fond of jokes, as the ref Natas kept telling him cheesy jokes, saying that Chainz told him to say 'em! Everytime Mr. Ex beat down Chainz more! Eventually he took all the bad jokes he could handle, and Double Arm DDT'd Chainz onto a chair for the victory to advance... The final match of the first round was a rematch from the last show... Psycohol vs. Natas! It started off crazy, with Psycohol unloading the weapons on Natas... soon Natas turned the tides though with a flying object to the back of Psyco's head, leaving a big bump... eventually Natas held Psyco up for the ref Drake to hit him with a tray... but Psyco saw it coming and ducked... Drake leveled Natas on accident, and as Psyco got up, he leveled him too! Frustrated with both men down, Drake called it a draw! Ex then got a bye in the secong round because of the draw... so we move on to Drakon vs. Mr. Splooge... Splooge came out playing Wiffleball, but was plundered mercilessly by Drake during the match! Splooge did have a hilarious kata though, where he ended up in the dogsh**!!! Hahaha!!! But in the end Drake won, moving to the finals to face Mr. Execution! Drakon vs. Mr. Execution in the finals... Ex brought out a lot in Drake, as Drake hit some actual wrestling moves this time! Hehe... anyways, with Natas as ref once again, he kept telling Ex jokes that pissed him off! But his attacks on Drakon were to no avail, as Drake beat his candyass all over! After one joke, Ex even hit Natas and himself out of anger... Natas gave him a Stunner for his troubles... and even for revenge from the last match, Nat hit his fellow New Breeder with a cookie sheet! But in the end, Drake hit his Inverted Tombstone to pin Ex and become the new EWA World Champion! Natas then came out with Drake and challenged Psycohol to a match for the PXW World Title! Shortly after Psycohol pulled up in Natas' car that he stole at the last show... he had Ultimate Warrior-like facepaint on and was ready to destroy... he added the stip that the winner also takes Natas' car permanently... so this could be big for Psycohol! The two began fighting... Soon Psycohol soon gave Natas a bloody nose, which was dripping like a running faucet! All the regualr moves were hit... they got to the table and Psyc hit a nice Diamond Dust... Natas gave Psyco an X-Factor onto the Table... but in the end, Psyco went for the Handspring Clothesline, and got a boot to the stomach followed by the Stunner for Nats to take the win and to take the PXW World Title home with him! The New Breed stood there with both World Titles as the show went off air... spooky! And umm yeah, we're still gonna KICK ASS of whoever took down our monuments!
9/28/01... The EWA and entire Backyard family would like to send their condolences to Wolfman X for the loss of his Grampa about a week ago... he was a great man, and deserves a moment of silence.............. Now where is the EWA?! Settle down... it'll be back... and most likely it'll be back... this... Sunday!!! Yes as the Extreme Stars of the EWA such as Mr. Splooge, The Ninja, Sandman, and Chainz take on the up-and-comers such as Psycohol, Natas, Drakon, and Mr. Execution! So anyways... It's rumored that Psycohol is watching some old EWA1 tapes, trying to catch up on his history, and maybe even learn a few things... it's also rumored that a certain reporter... ahem... may be conducting interviews with several of the EWA's past and present wrestlers for this site or in live interviews... but it's also rumored, contrary to what I believe will happen, that some rag-tag second-string run of the mill reporter from the EWA Website will take that job from me! If he tries... I may have to take him out to the yard and make my wrestling debut kicking his arse!Anyways, check out the EWA Roster Page, we got some new pics, and of course as we have shows, we add pics for them on the Results Pages... and also check out the old EWA Homepage, because it's finally being updated by the Extreme Icon Natas himself... it's in our links... and it's got some info that you won't find here... and have you seen Psyco's in-process autobio? Well if not... check it out!!! Where you ask? hmmm.... so I'll check back in a couple...
9/30/01... The EWA Champions of the World happened today... much to talk about here... the New Breed started the show off, bragging about their gold, and announcing a tournament for the now vacant Intercontinental Title! They showed the three current belts together, mocking how ridiculous the old weight belts from the old EWA were... Mr. Execution then ran out, and challenged Drakon to a match for the EWA World Title... eventually the 4-man Tourney began... 1st match, Mr. Execution vs. Chainz! Once again, jokes were abound as the ref Natas spewed them out to piss Ex off! You can't imagine how hilarious these recent EWA shows have been unless you've actually seen the footage... Anyways, Ex took all his aggression out on Chainz... even immitating a Psyco, a Natas, and a Chainz move... but Chainz got the Charlie Horse in, and his Chainz Legdrop... but it wasn't enough as he was hit by the Piledriver and pinned... in the 2nd match of the Tourney, Psycohol took on the Sandman for the first time ever! Sandman wasn't all crappy as usual... he fought back, maybe because the dog didn't show up today?! He hit a Stunner and several weaponshots... Psyc meanwhile hit a nice Hurricanrana, a Backspinning Elbow, and many of his other moves... in the end Sandman submitted to Psycohol's Psycho Stretcher! Psyco advanced, and would be facing Execution, for the first time in an actual EWA Show... but first Splooge was to take on Natas! Splooge came out attempting to ride a Unicycle... but was miserably failing! He had the Loserweight Title with him, but called it the Winnerweight Title to boost his self-esteem... And his mask flap was rolled up the wrong way, so as he challenged Natas for the PXW Title, he looked utterly riccoculous, like as if he had a big bald spot... he even said that Psycohol was crying backstage, begging Splooge to bring the PXW Title back home... but Psyco refuted that later on... the match itself was funny as hell, with Splooge blurting out some stupid humiliating stuff, about Mrs. Splooge (his mom) and other things... not to mention his Kata, and the Vertical Anklebiter that he hooked on Natas... but Natas beat the heck outta Splooge as usual and finished him with a foreign object to the cranium... next was the Tourney Finals for the IC Title... Mr. Ex vs. Psycohol for the first time in the EWA! Ex seemed to have a cold, and his voice showed it, he was coughing constantly, but the match was hilarious! They started the match with a moshing competition, but Psycohol clearly won... Psyco told him some of the worst jokes he's ever heard, and Ex proceeded to beat Psyco bad for them! Ex hit his Shake Rattle n Roll and a nice Gutbuster... but Psyco took it to Ex with a standing Tornado DDT and his Backflip Splash for the pin and the IC Title! Psycohol is the new IC Champ! Ninja then came out and told Psyco that Kamilian was there and was mad that they stripped him of his title... Ninja ran back and came back out pretending to be the Kamilian... we'll call him Ninjamilian... and who thought that this match would be one of the most memorable matches in EWA History? But it was... Ninjamilian started by missing the Kammy Elbowdrop... Psyco got up, and hearing the oncoming train, had an idea... he dragged Ninjamilian down to the railroad tracks as they proceeded to brawl only feet from the train... Ninja even ran up and grabbed a ladder on one of the cars and took a short ride.... when he ran back, he grabbed another ladder and took another ride! But the third time back, Psyco gave him a Stunner and decided to bring the match back up to the Arena... but damn it was definitely a classic moment, brawling next to the train, and even Ninja taking rides on it, haha! Ninjamilian no-sold a Double Axehandle, just like Kamilian, followed by hooking on the Ananola Leglock... upside-down, hurting himself! Then Psyco whipped him, and Ninjamilian ran in a total curve like 50 feet before hitting a plastic slide! Psyco soon finished it with the Handspring Clothesline and Flipping Senton... next Ninja came out and told Drakon that the Rock from the WWF was there to fight him... Psyco and Drake shook their heads in pity as Ninja came out, pretending to be the Rock... he went for the Rock Bottom, but in fact, put himself into it, and gave it to himself! He went for a Spinebuster, and ended up busting his own spine... then he went for the People's Elbow, but missed, and was soon pinned by Drake the Snake... next, Mr. Execution got his World Title Shot against Drakon... more jokes were told, more anger was released... Drake showed some moves again, with the Backbreaker-Marvelous Slam combo, and the slow Tilt-o-whirl... Ex got some pain in too, but it wasn't enough, as Drake gave him the Inverted Tombstone and pinned him... the New Breed then made their entrance again, and this time Natas talked about all the things he's done first with titles before WMX, and how WMX always tries to one-up him... so he wanted to be able to hold the PXW and EWA titles at the same time... so he invited Mr. Splooge out, and officially made him part of the New Breed! He made Splooge the ref, and Drake laid down as Splooge counted to three.... Natas was now a 6-time EWA World Champ who also had the PXW Title... WMX is also 6-time, but that is controversial, at least to Natas, so he believes WMX is only a 5-time champ... then Drake got a little jealous and wanted the PXW Title... Natas agreed and laid down... suddenly Mr. Splooge jumped on top of him for the cover, but Drake pushed him aside, and Splooge made a disappointed 3-count so Drake could become the PXW Champ! Now the PXW Title has been held by more or an equal amount of EWA guys than PXW guys, depending on how you look at it... not good for the PXW... I'm sure the Commish will be pissed when he hears of this! Anyways the New Breed then proceeded to kick Splooge out, since he was no longer needed and the show was over! It was pretty good, with some kids playing in the background, and with that awesome train sequence... we'll have to wait and see what happens next time...
10/8/01... Yesterday (10/7), the EWA once again lit up the backyard scene! Seeing as how some were not too prepared for the show, it is being titled the "Unprepared Show"... Right off the bat, Mr. Execution ran out to open the show... when they didn't stop his music, he had no choice but to keep his moshing routine going, until it was over... finally he laid out a challenge to Natas and his EWA World Title, since Natas reffed and made Ex lose his last two matches with Drakon... Natas accepted... the opening match was Mr. Execution vs. Mr. Splooge! In a battle of hilarity, Mr. Execution tried reversing the role he's been playing his last few outings... he brought a few jokes of his own! But as he blasted out the first one, Mr. Splooge died laughing! Not quite the reaction he was looking for! So he beat Splooge into the ground... unfortunately his second joke did no better, as Splooge had already heard it before, and gave Ex the answer... another beatdown! Eventually Execution hit the Piledriver and won the match! Then the Old Breed came out... Chainz challenged Psycohol for his EWA IC Title... Psyco accepted... and out with Psyc came a new referee to the EWA... the Murderizer!!! Nice name for a ref huh? Well he did his job, chasing off the Sandman early on... Psyco dominated as usual, and eventually finished Chainz and retained his title... Sandman then came out and challenged Psyco for the title, in revenge for Chainz... but he did not much better... he beat down Psyc a bit, but eventually Psyco hit his Backflip Splash and the Murderizer made the 3 Count for the win... Somewhere in between one of these matches, the Ninja and Mr. Splooge ran into each other.... Ninja claimed to see Hulk Hogan arrive.... Splooge claimed to see.... the Ultimate Warrior?! They both agreed that they wanted to see the two fight, so they went to try to set it up... Psyco came out and challenged Drakon for the PXW Title sometime too.... The New Breed then made it's entrance... Natas and Chainz challenged the Old Breed to a gimmicks vs. titles match... where the loser would hafta lose their "___ Breed" stable name... Natas first took on Chainz, and another new ref made his debut... Pete the Boot! Natas beat down Chainz and easily won, following a Stunner... then it was Drakon vs. Sandman! Sandman had Drake pinned at one point, but Pete the Boot took his time making the 3 count... Sandman pissed, questioned the huge ref, and was shoved back about 10 feet! "The Boot" went to work on him, taking off his boot to beat the soda-swilling Old Breeder down... Drake then took advantage, and showing many more moves than he has recently, beat Sandman to a pulp... nice to see Drake building a repetoire of moves... he finished Sandman with his Inverted Tombstone... after the match, Sandman said something, and suddenly Pete the Boot flew out with a Flying Nun Kick! Does he have a future as a wrestler? We'll see... And obviously this match established that Chainz and Sandman would not be able to use the Old Breed name anymore... so will they come up with something new? Next Mr. Execution got his match with Natas for the EWA Title with the Murderizer reffing again... Natas basically beat Ex in ease, without any offense by Ex... it was surprising, maybe Ex was just having a bad day... but I think that Superkick by Natas has more force behind it than Nat thinks... since it is what put Ex away... Psycohol was then put against the odds as he fought Drakon for the PXW Title, witb Natas as the special guest ref! Psyc hit some awesome moves, from a standing Tornado DDT, to a Flipping Lariat, and plenty of others! But the outcome was obvious with the corrupt Natas officiating... Psyco eventually got Drake set up for the Backflip Splash, but Drake, being smart, rolled out from under, as Psyco thudded on the ground! Drake gave Psyc the Inverted Tombstone! He took the cover... 1..2.. Kickout! Psyco was still in it... but a little later, Drake hit another Inverted Tombstone, and it was just too much for Psyc as he was pinned... Drake retained the PXW Title... then Ninja was seen grabbing Natas' World Title off a table, followed by Splooge grabbing Psyco's IC Title... then a masked man, suspiciously looking like Mr. Splooge claiming to be Earl Hebner, announced a Title vs. Title WWF IC and World Championship match?! What the hell was this?! Suddenly the Ultimate Warrior's music blasted!!! From way up the parking, out ran the ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!! With the WWF IC Title! He did all his patented rope shakes and warrior-dances, then "Real American" began playing as HULK HOGAN made his way out with all his hand gestures, and even the shirt rip!!!! And he had the WWF World Title!!! Could it be true?! Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior in the EWA, reliving their Wrestlemania 6 classic match?! YES... it WAS!!!!! Except of course the fact that the Ultimate Warrior was Mr. Splooge in costume (don't ask who the ref really was then?!) with Psycohol's IC Belt, and the Hulkster was actually the Ninja in Hulk gear with Natas' EWA Title! So we'll call them the Ultimate Splooge and Ninja Hogan... well.... they relived the classic battle, with the Test of Strength, the Criss Cross (w/o ropes, heh), the Chinlock, the Bearhug, the Knocking out of the ref, and all the major parts of the original match! It was a classic as the Ninja Hogan missed his Legdrop, and the Ultimate Splooge gave him a Splash followed by the 3 Count by 'Earl Hebner' for the victory! 'Hogan' gave 'Warrior' the belt and they hugged! The Ultimate Splooge then held both belts up in victory, then ran off! I don't know what Psycohol and Natas are gonna think of their belts being stolen... but I guess we'll see... anyways, it was a damn good show, not to mention cold and windy... now let's see how the EWA plans on boosting it's ratings next show...
10/15/01… Yesterday(10/14) the EWA had what was supposed to be it’s final show according to the New Breed…. The End of the Extreme! Right before it got started, Mr. Splooge and Ninja ran out with the belts of Natas and Psycohol that they stole at the last show for their Warrior-Hogan match… They left them with EWA’s newest Superstar, The Baby (well maybe not), to return to them… Splooge also brought out a pumpkin with a girl-face painted on it, Ms. Splooge! Then Splooge gave Ninja the Loserweight Title, since he beat him the other week in the "warrior" vs. "hogan" match... they left... The New Breed then came out, announcing that they were going to unify the PXW and EWA Championships into the new PEWA Championship?! But Psycohol came out in disagreement, saying they had no right to fold the PXW! He challenged Drake to a PXW Title Match to prevent the unification! Drake accepted… and right away it was on, Psycohol vs. Drakon! Psyco before the match requested for Natas to not be allowed as the ref, and Natas agreed... so Sandman was appointed referee... and a referee he was with the brand new EWA Referee shirt debuting! Anyways, it was another good brawl, with Psyco being Chokeslammed through a box and bitten and choked... but in the end, Psycohol prevented the Unification after hitting a Backflip Splash and pinning Drakon to win back the PXW World Title! Next, it was Mr. Execution vs. Face?! Well as usual, it was not a returning superstar... Face was actually the Ninja.... blurting out "Stab!" like Face... but he seemed to soon drop the Face gimmick, not hitting any of his moves, and just began whipping out the jokes to piss Ex off... Ex even chased a little girl in the background and she knocked him down at one point! Haha! And in the end, after all the jokes, Ex piledrove Ninja hard onto a chair for the win! Then as revenge for the Ninja stealing his belt last time, Natas challenged him to a Title vs. Title Match... EWA World vs. Loserweight... Natas basically slaughtered the Ninja and took home the win... following Natas' lead, Psycohol then came out to challenge Splooge for his stealing of Psyco's belt last show... Psyco massacred the wannabee martial artist and took his revenge... then Natas and Drakon were walking and talking about the PXW Title loss and how it affected their plans for the Unification... Natas happened to notice Ninja obviously hiding behind a tree with the Loserweight Title... the New Breed laughed, and came up with a plan... Natas walked away as Drake walked right towards the Ninja... Ninja jumped out and attacked Drake.... Drake just layed down for him and Ninja took the cover... the 24/7 rule in full effect! He just needed a ref... Natas ran out... but to kick Ninja in the head! He rolled off and Drake took the cover and pinfall... then suddenly, Ninja rolled up Natas, going for the win... but Drake kicked him off and Natas beat up Ninja and pinned him for the second time of the day! Then the camera caught a baby doing the nasty with Ms. Splooge... Mr. Splooge's pumpkin-girlfriend!!! Splooge ran out in jealousy and picked up the Baby!!! He went for a bodyslam, but collapsed under maybe 10 pounds of weight and Drake came out to make the three count! The Baby beat Mr. Splooge!!! Sandman then came out and said he was sick of carrying Chainz, and sick of losing... so he challenged his former Old Breeder! The two had a decent match which ended up in like a 20-pinning reversal combo, with Sandman finally keeping Chainz's shoulders down for the three! Sandman's first EWA win ever! Finally Natas came out and challenged Psycohol for the PXW Title! If Psyco won, there would be no unification and the PXW and EWA would stay seperate... if Natas won, he would get the PXW Title and merge the two Feds! Psyco accepted... it was another great battle, with Psyco taking a wicked chairshot to the head near the beginning! Psyco went for his Flipping Press off the Table, but missed landing in a small box! Eventually, Natas cut Psyco open with a ripped metal tray, and blood was all over! Soon Psyco used the hubcap to do the same thing, busting Natas open! In the end, Psycohol managed to push his way out of a Stunner, and give the Handspring Clothesline followed by the Backflip for the win! Psyco has kept the PEWA from happening, and the EWA is still in business! What's next?!
10/21/01... Today was a craaazy, insane and unpredictable show! It was rightfully titled "Cabin Frenzy", taking place up at some abandoned cabins in Psycohol's hometown of Chenango Lake (actually it's not a town).... anyways... Natas opened the show, claiming that he talked to the EWA Commish, and that he said a new rule was that no man could hold two titles at one time... so Psyco was to give one of his titles up.... Psyco gave up the EWA IC Title and kept his PXW World Title... so the first match was of the IC Title Tourney, which happened to be an "I Quit" match tourney... Sandman vs. Mr. Splooge! Splooge again came out with Ms. Splooge the pumpkin.... but this time he had a disgusting bulge in his pants! Splooge revealed the bulge to be a mini-pumpkin called Splooge Jr.! He set them aside and fought with Sandman... Sandman continually beat Splooge down trying to make him say "I Quit"... Splooge was persistant though, but not enough, as Sandman finally made him say "I Quit" after some weaponshots... next was Chainz vs. The Ninja, who this time was immitating Mr. Execution... Ninja came out moshing to Ex's music, and during the match even asked Chainz to tell him a joke to piss him off, and it did... but Chainz eventually made Ninja say "I Quit" with the Massive Charlie Horse! Psycohol then came out with his PXW Title, but before he could say much, a mysterious white car pulled up behind him! Out stepped PXW's Lumberjack, who hasn't been seen in nearly a year! Psyco rejoiced in the fact that another PXW guy has come to help him against the New Breed, but the celebration was short-lived as Lumberjack clotheslined him and demanded a PXW Title shot! The two then made their entrances, Lumberjack with the chainsaw, and it was underway... Lumberjack was making his EWA debut! Lumberjack showed his pure power, lifting Psyco up with a huge Stall Suplex, and even a Bearhug Slam through a screen window! But Psyco retalliated by reversing a huge Powerbomb into a Frankensteiner, and an X-Factor on a tray! Lumberjack even hit a huge Treetop Finisher, but as he went for it again, Psyco slipped out and delivered the Impaler! After a grueling match Psyco finally finished Lumberjack with his Backflip Splash, successfully defending his PXW Title! Next was the finals of the EWA IC Title Tourney, Chainz vs. Sandman... the two brawled a bit, Sandman getting in some trouble with the ref, Lumberjack... but in the end, it was Sandman winning with Mr. Splooge's Anklebiter, making Chainz yell "I Quit"!!! Sandman had just won his first EWA Title... the IC Title! Just a couple weeks ago he hadn't even won a match, now he has a title... he's working his way up the ranks... next, the Psycho Theme played as some mysterious masked man, with a pumpkin face walked out... soon followed a similar-masked guy with a skull face... The pumpkin dude began speaking, proclaiming that he was Mr. Pumpkinhead, and the other claimed to be Mr. Skullface from Russia! Both talking in a Russian sort of accent talked about how they came to the EWA for a fight... all they wanted was to fight, but no one would come out to face their challenge... so eventually they just decided to fight themselves... Psycohol ran out with the ref shirt on to call the match... the two were completely ridiculous, but hilarious... and they semed to have fun brawling even though they seemed to be friends... anyways Psyco soon got bored of the seemingly neverending nimwitted match, and walked off calling it a draw... the two seemed pissed that their battle to the death was ended early, and went after Psyco, but he easily mopped the floor with the two and walked away... El Ninja and Señor Splooge then made their entrance to some Mexican music... Splooge had his "wife" and "son" with him... but El Ninja seemed to be throwing small hints out about a secret relationship between him and Splooge's pumpkin-wife... when Splooge would look away, Ninja would sneak in a kiss... then the two made an open challenge... Lumberjack came out wielding his chainsaw, making the two "Mexicans" run like little girls! He put the chainsaw down, and began to easily beat on Splooge and Ninja with ease... at one point LJ distracted Splooge while Ninja began making out with Ms. Splooge! Splooge saw and began questioning the Ninja, who denied everything... Lumberjack soon took the match with a arm-twist flip on the Ninja, followed by one on Splooge, landing him on the Ninja, for a double pin! The LJ grabbed Splooge's pumpkin and kissed it as a joke which pissed Splooge off, making a chase... as Splooge chased LJ away, Ninja began making out with the pumpkin again... Splooge came back unaware of Ninja's hijinx, and they talked, Ninja hinted that the little pumpkin was his, not Splooge's son... but Splooge didn't catch on... could there be something behind this that explodes in the next few weeks? Anyways, from a window in the 2nd floor of the old house up on the land they were at, Mr. Execution appeared, challenging Natas once again for the EWA World Title! Natas accepted... then Drakon got his rematch for the PXW Title against Psycohol... Drake hit his shoulderbreaker and slamdown moves... Psyco hit a Tornado DDT and a clothesline from the deck of a cabin... Psyco busted open his hand and elbow in this match... Drake even hit his Inverted Tombstone, but somehow Psyco managed to kickout! But in the end, Psyco used the same combo he used on LJ to finish it, the Impaler followed by the Backflip Splash, but this time with a metal tray laid across Drake.... Psyco once again narrowly escaped with his PXW Title! In the Main Event, Natas defended his EWA World title once again against Mr. Execution, in what was thought to be yet another squash... but Ex wouldn't let it happen... he had some new inner determination with him this day... he brought the brawl all over the cabin-grounds! They brawled over a wooden fence into a field, and up onto the porch of an old restaurant! Then they even entered the restaurant and brawled on the dangerous floor of broken glass and other stuff... they eventually filtered back out into the sunlight and outta the building... the two brawled more, Natas hitting Thesz Presses and a Superkick... Ex soon got the Hangman hold on, and took advantage for awhile, they worked their way back up to the main cabin area... Natas got the advantage again, hooking on a Sharpshooter... but after the joke that broke the camels back, Ex unleashed a final attack on the weakening Natas, and in the most surprising upset in the EWA since Splooge beat Natas(wait... does this mean that Natas sucks, losing to these two?), Mr. Execution Piledrove Natas into the ashes of the firepit(no fire duh), and took the pinfall, winning the EWA World Championship for the first time!!! From the days back in EWA2 when Ex was just another lowly jobber, to the days of now when he has been both PXW and EWA World Champions, Mr. Execution is now a Main-Eventer! But for how long?! Can he actually beat the other giants such as Psycohol or Drakon, or was this just a fluke?! Time will tell!
10/28/01... The EWA returned to the New EWA Arena again after their brief hiatus to the Cabin... and were more comedic than ever! It seems to be straying away from wrestling a bit, and more towards comedy and storylines... but it's a good change, and I'm sure the high-class wrestling we're used to will be back sooner rather than later! Anyways, sometime before the show, Ninja found Mr. Skullface and tricked him to lay down and be pinned, he then threw the Loserweight Title at him in happiness and ran away! Skullface, thinking he has just won his first EWA Title with such ease, celebrated too and walked off... Ninja also informed him that Splooge's so-called son Splooge Jr. was actually his son! Then EWA World Champ, Mr. Execution then came out to open the show and challenged Drakon to a match, so he could attempt to beat both New Breeders in a 2 week period! Then he went backstage, supposedly beating everyone in the back up, and came back out with a personal item of each of theirs to prove it! It's not known if he actually kicked everyone's arse, or raided the lockerroom and took some of their stuff... Splooge was then seen walking with Mr. Skullface... Skullface told Splooge about how Ninja told him that Splooge Jr. was actually his son... and then he tried to give Splooge a lesson in Sex Ed., but Splooge was too dumb to understand, so Skully told him to go to the Zoo and watch the monkey cages... Splooge was pissed and went to find the Ninja... Splooge then confronted Ninja... and Ninja admitted to having affairs with Ms. Splooge, the pumpkin, and that Splooge Jr. was his son! Splooge was distraught and walked off angry! To start off the matches finally, Natas came out with injured ribs (from an impromptu match the night before with Psycohol at the Pumpkin Festival), and said he'd take anyone on! And in a "huge" return, Mad Dog came out for the challenge! Mad Dog hasn't been seen since EWA1, and now he's back?! Nah, it was just the Ninja... it was a Finishers Match... Ninja went for the Death Valley Driver a couple times, but kept doing it wrong... Natas took control and eventually hit the Stunner for the win... Mr. Pumpkinhead then came out pretending to be Ms. Splooge... Mr. Splooge then came out to argue, and Pumpkinhead attacked him! After that Mr. Skullface came out to challenge Psycohol, trying to lose his Loserweight Belt... Psyco came out and beat his arse all over! Psyc took him to the Fire Grill, and over to the Playground area... but Skullface had a lot of fight in him too, taking advantage a few times... this match was actually supposed to be a Death Match at the beginning, according to Skullface, but it was soon changed to an Armageddon Match! Eventually Psyco hit his Backflip for the 10 Count and win, then beat down Skully with a chair... Mr. Pumpkinhead then came out to fight Splooge... Splooge pulled out a new move... the Worm!!! Oh man, it was good, wellll.... nah maybe not... but Pumpkinhead beat Splooge up pretty bad and after the Pumpkin Roll and the Pumpkin Smash, it was all over as Splooge got pinned! In a rematch for the IC Title, Sandman defended the Title against Chainz... in a "Poke a Leaf in the Eye" Match! The objective was to have your opponent on his back, and poke him in the eye with a leaf to win! Riccoculous yes! Entertaining... hmmm.... sure! Lotsa brawling here, and lotsa leaves being used... in the end though, Chainz came out on top after Sandman tried to Teabag him... Chainz poked Sandman in the eye several times with the leaves and won the IC Title for the first time since EWA1!!! In the Main Event, Drakon challenged Mr. Execution for his EWA World Title in an "I Quit" Match! As usual, Natas fiddled with Ex's music to piss him off... but he warned Drake to tell no jokes, because this was a different, more vicious Ex! Drake beat down Ex a bit, then made a fatal error, telling ex a joke! Execution then trampled him! Drake took adavantage again soon, but then told another joke... big mistake! Ex beat the hell outta him! Eventually Mr. Ex thought he was the Great Pumpkin and tried flying around, making everyone die laughing! Drake soon went for his Inverted Tombstone, but Ex got out and Piledrove him onto a chair! Ex then wrapped the chair around Drake's head, and put all his weight onto it, as Drake yelled "I Quit!" Execution has once again proven that he is no Jobber, as he has beaten yet another New Breeder! Two weeks in a row of Main Event wins, and he says that Psycohol is next! Should the PXW Champ worry?! I think he just might hafta!
11/6/01... I know it's a couple days late, but.... YES!!! ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS KICKED THE YANKEES ARSES!!! Awesome World Series, it was the best I've ever seen, and I'm so glad to see all the @$$hole Yankee fans finally shut up and stop bragging! Congrats to the DBacks, nice way to end it! I'm actually happy for once following a World Series! =) Hell, the damn Yanks did a good job, and had me on my seat all 7 Games, so thanks to them for makin' the Series what it was... Anyways, Psycohol seems to be quite busy this month, so it's unknown when the next EWA Show will be held... but whenever it's possible, it'll happen... Peace out!
11/14/01... This past weekend, Psycohol went down to a Comic Book Convention in New York City, meeting some stars like Lou Ferigno, the guy who plays Chewbacca, and others... among them was one of ECW's and WCW's former wrestlers... one half of the Pitbulls(not sure which one)! And don't get that confused with BTVW's very own Pitbull... anyways, Psyc talked to him about wrestling school, and the Pitbull gave him a number to call, so we'll see if Psyco takes this shot at his dreams or not... anyways, check out the bottom of the "Various Pics" page to see a pic with Psyco holding Pitbull's championship over his shoulder, and with Pitbull of course... not sure when EWA will make it's return... possibly for Thanksgiving, but nothing's positive... seeya!
11/25/01... Well there was no show today because of extreme wind and rain... Natas, Psyco, Drake n the fellas decided to call it off... but Ninja and Splooge still decided to show up... Splooge was in Psycohol's garage, attempting to steal his bike when Ninja ran up with Splooge Jr., now renamed Ninja Jr. after the truth was revealed from last show... Splooge was pissed and didn't wanna talk to the Ninja, but Ninja brought news that Ms. Splooge, now Mrs. Ninja was missing for a week and he couldn't find her! Splooge forgot about their little rivalry and showed concern... then on the Extreme Screen (like the Titan Tron), footage of Ms. Splooge sitting there in the rain was shown as a mysterious voice talked about how she was a whore and how Ninja stole her from Splooge, then a mighty hammer swung down several times, smashing and destroying and killing Ms. Splooge(Ninja) the pumpkin!!! Back at the garage, Ninja and Splooge showed shock and sadness as they began crying! Splooge seemed to be using a mocking cry for some reason though, as if he didn't sincerily care... back to the Extreme Screen the hammer is shown... and slowly the camera backs away revealing.... Mr. Splooge as the assailant!!!! It must have been pre-recorded... but he explained his reasons, which were obvious... and back at the garage Ninja stood in shock, still crying as Splooge laughed and mocked him.... then Splooge stole Splooge(Ninja) Jr. and punched Ninja in the jewels! Splooge then set the mini-pumpkin on the sidewalk, and with a huge log-like tool, dropped it on top of Jr., crushing him terribly!!! Splooge ran away as the Ninja cried in vain! Is this a brand new Splooge we are seeing?! With a more evil side?! And will it bring out a new Ninja? Will the Ninja drop his gimmick-stealing persona and come out of "retirement"? Whenever the next show takes place, I'm sure this whole new conflict will come full force!
12/27/01... I'm sorry for the lack of News Updates, but absolutely nothing is going on... there has not been an actual Wrestling Show since Oct. 28th, which is pretty pathetic, seeing how the EWA was keeping a weekly schedule for 2 months straight! Well hopefully Natas and the gang will get off their arses and get back into the yard! A PXW Show is also trying to be planned, but who knows if that'll happen... anyways, I have been updating all the old PXW Show pages... and have got pics now for the first 5 shows... only 3 more to go of the original PXW days, until I move onto BTVW pics... so check the pics once in awhile, and hopefully I'll have updated them...