7/12/01... Well what we didn't mention before about WMX's reception following the wedding last Sunday is that Psycohol was gone for a good portion of the party, and as Wolfman left, Psycohol informed him of something, which royally pissed WMX off, making him jump into his dad's car and peel out in a hurry... now we know why, because of some video footage we picked up from an anonymous person! The footage shows Mr. Splooge and Ninja trying to stop Shortcakes from marrying WMX the night before the wedding... in a last ditch effort they show her their 'pieces'! She laughs, saying Ninja looked like he was smuggling a rat down there, while she told Splooge that his looked like a long strand of spaghetti! Pissed they left... cut to the next day... Splooge and Ninja exit the church, ditching their tuxedos and the wedding early.... they plan to get a head start to the Touch of Texas, where the reception will take place later... as people take pics and shake hands at the wedding Splooge and Ninja continue their walk... as they arrive, they see that WMX and Shorty are already there, seeing that their car is parked out there... Splooge quickly runs in to see whats happening, as Ninja steals Wolfman's car! Splooge comes back out and jumps in the car and they peel off! Psycohol happens to be walking out and sees them take WMX's wheels! Psyco runs for his bike and begins pursuit! He searches apparently for hours on his BMX... well maybe he exaggerates... anyways, Splooge and Ninja arrive at WMX's dad's house with the stolen car! They find his good leather jacket in the backseat and decide to rough it up... They give it a bunch of wrestling moves and then piss on it at the same time!!!! As hilarious as this is to watch for most, WMX will be pissed... they then dragged the jacket behind the car, and began repeatedly running it over! Then they got out and put it back in the backseat! Back at the Touch of Texas... Psycohol comes back after countless searching, and informs WMX of the carjacking! WMX pissed, sort of "borrows" his dad's car and peel's out with Psyco hanging out the window! Ninja and Splooge back home decide to break into the house! As they enter, Ninja finds a tape and pops it in the VCR! They begin watching as some sort of memory video plays, showing younger pics of WMX! Ninja and Splooge have a hoot of a time making fun of it... meanwhile WMX and Psyc pulled into the driveway, seeing the stolen car sitting there... they head for the door... Inside Ninja hears them coming and flicks off the tape to run away with Splooge! The two jobbers burst out the back door, running for they're lives! WMX and Psyc burst out after, but too late as the two ninjas have escaped! Psyc remembers that he left his bike back at the reception so begins to walk back... WMX meanwhile checks out his car, to find the wet, beaten jacket inside! This is the 3rd time it's happened, and he is pissed! He declares that at the next show, he will destroy the two! That was the end of the footage, and now we know the aftermath of the reception... man that musta sucked.... but the next morning WMX and Shorty headed out for their honeymoon to Niagra Falls, and had a great time I hear... they are back now and happily married... it's weird thinking that WMX has a wife... haha, oh well... also as you can see I got all the pics back up! Geocities screwed me to Hell again, so I got another Angelfire site, and it works perfectly for that... thanks Angelfire, you guys SO RULE! More pics to come soon! **UPDATE** The day after the reception, I guess Wolfman and Psyco found the Ninja in the WMX's backyard playing with his little sisters toys! They snuck up on him and beat him down a bit... then they each took a turn pissing on his face as revenge for pissing on the leather jacket! Unfortunately Psyco not only pissed on the Ninja, but all over his own shorts too... hehe! After the Ninja got up a little angry yet humble, and went to look for Splooge! Will they get their revenge on Splooge too?!?
7/18/01... Yesterday (7/17), the EWA got back together to finish the 6/21 Wrestlecraze Revisited show... the show with the Title Tourney that was broken up by a cop! Anyways, we all went to the same place and finished what we started... for good reason, we are saying that this part of the show happened June 21st with the rest just so you know... anyways, it started right off with... Problems... Kamilian left before it even started, so he screwed up some matches we had planned... but hell we didn't need him, we through in Execution instead! And also the tape player stopped working, so none of the wrestlers had their entrance music for the rest of the show! Sucked balls, but hell... Life's a B****!!! So the first match was going to be the 1st match of the 2nd round, Natas vs. Wolfman X! But after a bit of quarreling, Mr. Execution ran out challenging Wolfman to a Piledriver match for his spot in the tourney, since Ex believed that he was robbed when WMX attacked him and Kamilian in the previous round for a no contest! Natas backed off as Wolfman accepted... WMX beat Ex all over the place with some awesome moves like a Tiltowhirl Backbreaker, a sweet Full Nelson Slam, and a Gorilla Press drop! But following a chokeslam, WMX was about to finish Ex with the Piledriver, but he suddenly left the easy victory victory and began badmouthing the ref Shortcakes (remember this happened before their wedding *wink*wink*)... she gave him a Stunner, and as he rose up Natas charged in from the sidelines with a Moose Charge followed by WMX's Wolfman Legdrop! Ex then took advantage with 3 DDT's in a row and a Shake, Rattle, and Roll neckbreaker! WMX made a small comeback, but Ex hit him with a nice weaponshot, setting him up... Ex goes for Pdriver... WMX backbody drops him! WMX goes for Pdriver, Ex hits low blow, Ex hits Piledriver, scoring a huge upset over Wolfman! Ex celebrates.. and advances to face Natas in the tourney! Natas comes out, Ex enters again... Natas beats down Ex a bit with a spear, his Thesz Press, the Knee-DT, his rolling Kneedrop, and plenty of other maneuvers... he finished Ex, not with a Stunner, but with the Mahistrol Cradle for the victory... and since Psycohol got a bye in Round 2, it would be Natas vs. Psycohol for the EWA World Championship! Right before the match, a surpise appearance by EWA1's The Assassin was cut short as WMX chased him off throwing punches... anyways... Both Natas and Psycohol entered, ready to fight... but Natas wanted a stipulation... he wanted the match that both he and Psyco have been in many of, yet never won... the Wolfman Lair Match! Psyco accepted and it was on! Psy beat down Natas from the beginning, and hit several falling headbutts... then Psy hit an X-Factor on a chair, and told the ref to count... but Natas got back up! The two brawled over to the playground area... Natas smashed Psyco's head hard on the slide, then climbed it and slid down feet first kicking Psyc's head! Psyco somehow regained the advantage and climbed to a high rung on the slide ladder, leaping off with a clothesline... then Psyc whipped Natas over a bike rack... Psyc then tried vaulting himself off the rack towards Nat, but he moved and Psyc missed... they brawled a bit, then Nat hung Psyc upside down from a swinging bar and kicked him down to the stones! Nat and Psy both hit their Thesz Presses, finally in the end, Natas got Psyco up onto a table and gave him the Natas Stunner off it, counting Psyco down for the 10 count and victory! Natas was now a Five Time World Champion! And as he stood there with Psyco's EWA Title, he asked for the real one, so they brought out the regular Title, but then he wanted "his" title, and Drake brought out his old customized EWA Title! So over his shoulders and across his waist were 3 belts, what a spectacle! The next match was a four way Jobber Match for Face's IC Title! They were out there, and something seemed very strange about Mr. Execution... Ninja and Splooge noticed the tattoo on his arm and said it was Drakon! "Ex" kept denying it, but it was obvious after he hit Splooge with Drakon's reverse Tombstone Piledriver! Splooge was soon eliminated... then behind the camera as the action went on, the real Mr. Execution yelled and told Drakon to get back there and give him his mask so he could fight! Eventually Drake came back, and had a bit of a scuffle with Ex! Soon the real Ex ran out clotheslining Face! But then they shook hands and gave Ninja a double chokeslam! Ex took the pin, but was attacked by Face immediately! Ex hit Face in the face a couple times with weapons, but it didn't faze him at all! He gave Ex a few moves as the brawled to the Playground! Ex somehow managed to hit his Piledriver on the stones and pinned Face to win his first ever Championship, the IC Title!!! Next was the final match... Psyco came out with his fellow Dr. X, and began saying how Natas betrayed the EWA awhile back, and wasn't even an EWA superstar, so he doesn't deserve the belt... Commish Squires then came out, and said he gave Natas a new contract and that he could keep the belt! Natas and Drake then came out and talked... eventually they agreed to have a Triple Tree match for the Title! Each of the versions of the EWA World Title were hung from different trees, and the first man to get two of the three belts, was the undisputed Champion! They began with a battle over the see-saws! A bunch of brawling ensued... Psyco then got a little chair crazy, hitting Natas with a Van Psyconator and various other chair maneuvers... Psy easily grabbed the first belt which was hanging on a low branch of a tree... they fought some more... Nat bashed Psyco into a slide a couple times... then whipped Psyco into some low hanging monkey bars taking his feet from under him! Nat hit a Double Axhandle from on top of them too... but the tides changed and Psyc climbed up on them hitting a Wolfman Legdrop on Natas! They then moved to a igloo-shaped structure... Psyco pushed Nat inside as he climbed the side! he kicked Nat through the bars a couple times, but Natas came up with a jolting uppercut, knocking Psycohol off! Soon Psy hit a neck-crunching Tornado DDT on Nat, and they went towards a picnic table! Nat hit a leaping back elbow, Psyc hit a Frankensteiner! Everytime Psyc headed for the last belt, Natas no-matter how beaten, got up saying "Belt?! That's my belt!" And always took out Psyco... he even hit a Thesz Press to Psyco from behind! Soon Natas dragged Psyco down to the Creek and through him in a couple times! They went back up and fought some more.... Nat went back and got some weapons! But Psyc knocked him down and hit his Backflip Splash! A second backflip!!! A Third!!!! And then he put a metal tray on Natas and hit a Fourth Backflip!!! Natas layed as Psyco got up, hit a quick Flipping Senton and headed for the final belt! Nat tried to get up, but fell over Psyc regained his EWA World Championship finally! And Psyc is still undefeated in Tree Matches! It was a great show, and we're hoping to have another in a few weeks maybe!
8/2/01...Today witnessed an awesome EWA Card, EWA Revenge: Back at the Arena! There were tons of matches, and lots of great action! It started off with the Doctors of Extreme, WMX and Ohol arguing and eventually fighting the New Breed! Psycohol even announced that he was reclaiming the PXW World Title, since no one else was defending it, and he had it with him, making him a Double Unified World Champion! He also said Psykadelik could suck it! Could the PXW be back in town soon?! Anyway, in the midst of all the commotion, the Kamilian showed up and began laying really weak weaponshots to all the guys' heads! Natas began making fun of Kammy by grabbing a weapon and running around tapping people with it in a mocking way... meanwhile WMX, Drake and Psyco all hit their finishing moves on him, then Natas hit his Stunner... out of nowhere, some skinny guy runs out with a hubcap, attacking WMX from behind... WMX immediately grabs him and tackles him down... Kammy gets back up with rage and hooks WMX in a real chokehold, but Wolfman turned it around and beat the hell outta Kammy and hit a Full Nelson Slam! Anyways, after everyone was gone, Commisioner Squires came out and announced that Psycohol would have to face Kamilian... if Kammy won, Natas would get a World Title shot againts Ohol... if Psyco won, Natas would get a non-title match with him... apparently Squires is getting sick of Psyco calling him "Bigglesworth", and just sick of him in general... so this is his punishment... well Psyco hooked up with Kamilian in what I'd say has been Kamilian's best match yet since returning... there were tons of reversals, and tons of good moves coming out of both men, who were wrestling each other for the first time... Psyco even adapted to Kammy's style a bit, using submission, but in the end, Psycohol hit the Impaler and the Backflip Splash for the win... after the match, that skinny guy ran out again and totally nailed Psycohol with the chair, taking him out... Kamilian announced that it was his little brother and new Tag Team partner, El Phantasmo... anyways, next was Psycohol vs. Natas, now a Non-Title match... Psyco just had a tough match and is now put in this because of Squires' corruptness...Psyco and Natas put out another classic, but this time it was corrupted... after some grueling action, Psycohol hooked on the Anklelock Submission... after some wrenching, Natas tapped out, and Psyco's music began playing... he won... but the Commish came out and said that there are no submissions in this match... so the match was restarted, but Psyc was pissed... they fought some more, with Psyco dominating for the most part... then Psyc hit the Psycho Drop, and pinned Natas! He won again! But Commish comes out once again, and says that the pincount has to eb to 7 1/2, not 3! Just ridiculous how Psyco is being screwed here! They fought more, and Psyc using Wolfman as a Springboard did a nice "Poetry in Motion" kick to Natas against the house... Drake soon came out attacking Psyco, but the Commish said there were no DQ's... so WMX came out to attack Natas, but Squires changed his mind, so WMX couldn't do anything... Psyc and Natas fought more, but with all odds against Psyco, he couldn't beat Natas, following a sweet Superkick, a Stunner, and a Mahistrol Cradle for the 7 1/2 count pin... luckily Psyco's 2 titles weren't on the line... then Natas decided to try to conquer another one of Wolfman's feits... he wanted to run the Jobber Gauntlet, but instead of only 3 like WMX usually does, Natas wanted all 4... first came Face, and Natas took him out quite easily... then Execution came out, and told Natas to close his eyes... as he did, Ex made a pathetic supposed triangle of weapons, and proclaimed it a Dark Lords of Hell rematch! Natas laughed and took care of Ex quick! Then the Ninja came out and fooled around a bit, but Natas eventually took him out with ease... and finally to beat Wolfman's record, all Natas had to do, was to beat Mr. Splooge! Splooge came out, and Natas gave him some light Kamilian mocking weapon taps, which Splooge sold with screaming and passion! Natas thought he had the match won, but WMX ran out and gave him a Blitzkrieg, then shoved Splooge on top, holding him down for the ref to make the three count! Mr. Splooge BEAT Natas!!!! Unbelievable!!! That I would say was the biggest upset ever in these parts! Now their record against each other is 1-1... not bad for Splooge... next Splooge came out thinking he was the best, and challenged both WMX and Natas to a Handicap match against him... they gladly accepted and in an excessively and unnecessarily long match, beat the hell out of him... there were plenty of funny moments, but overall, it was way too long for what it should've been... in the end, WMX hit a massive Blitzkrieg to finish Splooge... after the match Natas attacked Wolfman with a Stunner... Wolfman then took on both Splooge and Ninja in another Handicap Match... he basically beat their arses with ease, making Splooge tap out to his legbar, and Ninja just pinned... Commish Squires then came out with an idea... he proclaimed that from now on, the Jobberweight Championship that Ninja held, would be defended 24/7! The Champion (Ninja) could attack anyone, anytime of the day, anywhere, and try to pin them so they could take the belt off his hands... sounds fun... then yet another Handicap Match took place when Psyco and Wolfman called out the Ninja asking him to join the Doctors of Extreme! Jumping in joy, the Jobberweight Champ was suckered in, and hit by a cheap shot Handspring Clothesline by Psyco... he reversed a whip though, sending Psyco facefirst into WMX's boot... Psyc got up, and seemed to have no grudge agaist Wolfman, and delivered a Backflip Splash to Ninja for the victory... backstage (the driveway, hehe) Drakon was looking for Natas, but all he found was the Ninja using the new 24/7 rule, trying to attack and beat Drake, but Drake didn't even hafta do much to pin the Ninja and successfully not win the Loser Belt! Next was a return match for the IC Title! Face came out and waited for Ex... but as Execution's music played, he didn't show up... after awhile, he finally ran out from behind, taking Face out with a chair! Ex just kept working on Face's arm with te chair and other weapons! Face then proclaimed that he had a broken arm, and Ex hooked on an armbar! Face tapped out, and Ex took home an easy victory after this pure annhilation... and now Face is out with a broken arm, hopefully he can get back into action before the EWA closes out this summer... in the final match, Wolfman challenged Psycohol to a friendly match for the World Title! It would be a straight wrestling match, with no weapons... just like the one was supposed to be where Psycohol broke his ankle... but this time it happened, and was a classic... there were a bunch of combos at the beginning, and reversals... both men hit most all of their moves throughout the match, Wolfman hit his Old School Powerbomb, his Full Nelson Slam, and Chokeslam... Psyco hit a sweet Double spin Flying Legscissors, the new Diamond Dust move from the table, and even a Scissorkick Legdrop off the table into some boxes, which caused some controversy backstage, since this was supposed to be a no-weapon match... in the end though, WMX was going for a Blitzkrieg, bt Psyco spun around on his shoulders hitting the victory roll! WMX kicked out, but Psyco hit his Backflip Splash, and took the pin for the win and successful defense! Both Doctors shook hands after the match and there were no hard feelings! Overall I'd say it was a damn good show with some damn good matches! ANd it will be continued hopefully next Thursday back at the EWA Arena! What will happen then?! ANd also, it's highly rumored that the PXW may have yet another return show this weekend... and with Psycohol reclaiming the World Title, I wouldn't doubt it at all, some of the guys, especially Psykadelik may not like it much... I'll update ya when something happens!
8/5/01... Yesterday(8/4) was once again another return of the PXW! But this time it looks like it may be more permanent... Psykadelik entered the arena and stated that he wanted to challenge Psycohol for the PXW World Title, since he reclaimed it a few days earlier... Psyco then arrived saying he was gonna kick Psyk's arse! Inside, Psykadelik found Splooge and thought of an idea... Splooge then came out and challenged Psycohol for his World Title in part of Delik's plan... The Commish came out and after a little talking, gave Splooge the Title shot! The Janitor then found Psycohol and informed him of the match, which Psyc laughed at... a funny acting Splooge entered, followed by Psycohol! Splooge's voice sounded just a bit different than usual... Psyc began pushing him around like usual... but as Psyc turned his back to brag to the camera, Splooge came from behind, hooked on Psykadelik's X-Factor move, slamming Psyc into the ground! He took the quick cover and pinned Psycohol for the 1..2..3! Mr. Splooge has beaten Psycohol for the PXW World Title!!!! BUT then he ripped off his mask, and there stood Psykadelik laughing down on Psycohol holding onto the belt! But after the match, the Commisioner emerged with the World Title in hand, proclaiming that Psyk won the belt as Splooge, so he could not be champ... and Splooge was not worthy... so he gave the belt back to Psycohol as if he never lost it... but the thing was, he had to give Psykadelik a Title match later that day... a 3 Fall Match! Then the 3 PXW Jobbers, Splooge, Execution, and the Janitor made their way out for a 3 way elimination match to see who the ultimate PXW Jobber was! They all goofed around for awhile, with Splooge providing tons of comedy along with the Janitor of course... the Janitor hit a nice running pump kick on Splooge and finally finished him with some unorthodox drop maneuver for the pin! Now it was down to Janitor vs. Ex, and Splooge took over as ref, since he was the only one there to do it... after some more action, Execution DDT'd Splooge onto a chair for the win, and proof that he was the best Jobber around... well, I dunno if he should be called a Jobber anymore, after beating Lumberjack a while ago, and after beating WMX and winning the IC Title in the EWA! Ex is a rising star... anyways, the next match was the real Mr. Splooge vs. Psykadelik! Psykadelik easily mopped the floor with the supreme Jobber... next, Psycohol with both the EWA and PXW World Titles came out to face the EWA IC champ Mr. Execution... Psyco beat his arse through most of the match... and in the end, Cool Pac member Psykadelik who was reffing the match, through Execution the belt to hit Psyco with, but Ex ducked, Psyco caught it, and clocked Ex from behind and hit the Senton Flip for the win... then PsychoRuff returned to face both Mr. Execution and the Janitor in a handicap match... Ex and Janitor's chemistry obviously wasn't to great from the start... Ruff beat them up pretty bad, hitting some good moves, like the Tilt-o-whirl slam and some others, and Ex got some weaponshots in, but after the Janitor pissed Ex off, he received a Piledriver and Ruff took over from there! He gave both men his Ruff Ryder Slam and pinned the Janitor for the win! Backstage, PsychoRuff bumped into Psycohol, and they agreed to have an impromptu match! They entered and began going at it! Ruff showed lots of skill, hitting a bulldog, a Low Down Standing Frog Splash a Mahistrol Cradle, and a nice Suplex... Psyco retaliated with a Frog Splash of his own, off the table, and an Impaler and some other typical Psyco moves... he even spun around with a Spinning Legdrop, accidentally kicking Ruff in the face... ygh, that musta hurt, but it's the biz... in the end, Ruff held Psyco up for ref Delik to hit him with a foreign object, but Psyc fell out of his grip, allowing Psyk to slam Ruff, his own Cool Pac member in the head! Psyco got up, Senton Flip, and pinned Ruff with barely any energy left... as Psyco headed back with both belts, he was jumped from behind by the Cool Pac! Ruff Ryder Slam then the Psyk X-Factor (diff't than the real one)! And the final match of the night was between Psycohol and Psykadelik for the PXW World Title! Well it was supposed to be, until Psyco said "Screw Commissioner Squires, I'm putting the EWA Title on the line too!" Psyk agreed happily, as they began the first fall which was of Psyco's choice... a Tree Match! The two wrestled a bit, figthing their way to the new playground, and using it to their advantage... each man tried climbing the tree for the belt, but they kept getting thrown off... finally Psycohol hit an Olympic Slam and climbed the Tree to grab the belt! The first fall was his! The second fall, of the Commissioner's choice was a wrestling match, no weapons allowed, kinda like Wolfman's and Psyco's from the last EWA show! The two wrestled, using plenty of submission holdsPsyco even did some sort of Pancake Whoopie Cushion type maneuver, jumping onto Psykadelik from the table, flattening him into the ground! Eventually, Delik snapped pulling psyco to the ground and gave him the Anklelock Submission! Psyco didn't give in at first, but with no ropes to grab here in backyard wrestling, he had no choice but to tap out, giving Psykadelik the second fall! The third fall, to determine the winner was a Street Fight by Psykadelik's choice, and it got hardcore! Psycohol started off by hitting the Thesz Press followed by some punches... at one point he set a chair up against Psyk's back and dropkicked it, sending it into the back of Delik's head somehow! It was getting quite hardcore! Psyco even Superkicked Psykadelik off the table through a piece of plywood! Psykadelik it Psyco with a nice bodypress as he sat in the chair, but as Psyk rolled off, he rolled right over Psyco's face with all his bodyweight, and from what I hear, Psyco's teeth may have been damagedm, but that's just a rumor... Psyk hit a Rock Bottom and even a People's Elbow... but in the end, yet another accidental screwjob happened, as the ref PsychoRuff went to hit Psycohol over the head, but missed and hit Psykadelik... Psyco picked him up and gave him the Handspring Clothesline and took the pin, and successfully defended both of his World Titles! What a grueling match, but out comes Psycohol victorious, and should be heading back to the EWA this Thursday! But do you think that's the end of the PXW?! Not by a longshot... I hope! PsychoRuff and Psykadelik have agreed to return next week along with Psycohol... other rumored names to make returns are the Lumberjack, and Psycometer... we'll see what happens, I'll keep you updated...