8/14/00... I hope you like all the pictures that I've finally got up on the Roster Pages! I've got more coming soon, of the PXW guys who haven't got their pics up yet... anyways, the EWA is done for the Summer officially, and it looks like wrestling in these parts may be done for awhile... lets individually hit each Fed... PXW- a lot of the guys really want to have a show really soon, so it sounds, but doesn't that always happen? Nobody can ever show up at the same time, and it just never works out, so it's very doubtful... Psykadelik has had over a one year reign as Champion without one defense... I hope they prove me wrong and have a show finally, but I doubt it... UWA- Well these guys, headed by Natas, have never officially started yet, but like the PXW, say they want to... with guys like Natas, Drakon, Psycohol, and the newcomer X-Caliber, it seems like a bright future, but will they ever start? We'll see... BTVW- This would probably have the best chance, since Psycohol's headed back to College in less than two weeks... Ponch is gone though, and Pitbull is still suffering from his fractured ankle from his last match with Psyco... it's gonna take awhile to heal... so who will there be for Psyco to fight? Good question... maybe nobody... but there was some backyard league on campus near the end of last year that Psycohol never got a chance to visit... if it returns, look for Psyco to join up with them... Well.... that's it for now, check back periodically for new pictures... bye!
9/8/00... I know I haven't updated the page lately, but we've all gone to college and I don't have any more pictures yet to put up on the site for now... Psyco is about to get his own show on BTV and other various movies and things down there, but it's unknown yet if he will be wrestling at all... I heard that Crazy Chinese Guy, one of Seth and Jeremy's favorite characters has accepted a challenge to face Psyco, but I do not know how serious this challenge is... anyways... word has it that EWA4 is set to start in January of 2001!!! That is sooner than would normally be expected! They ain't waiting for summer! Wolfman X will be there! Psycohol will be there! Face, Execution, Splooge, and Ninja will be there! And that newcomer Napalm is heard to be in training and may even be there to earn a reputation! "Notorious" Jevon Hill is also rumored to stop by for maybe one show... and I'm sure they'll be trying to push the limits and further the envelope this year beyond last year! I'd like to see some shows in the snow, hopefully that can happen, it'd be different for the EWA, and the first time in a long time I've seen one since the days of the PXW! And to end the update, I will pretty much pronounce Natas' UWA project dead at least in my opinion... since I've heard that he is moving out of town for work... the UWA never took off, and all these exciting rumors have just led to a huge disappointment! At least we know the EWA is still good for at least another year! Psyco will be looking for a wrestling school very soon so he can be his training towards the WWF! Meanwhile, Wolfman will be getting married to Shortcakes in July! Yes that's right! You heard it here first, WMX and Shortcakes are officially getting hooked up for life... I don't know what the Ninja will hafta say about this, but maybe we'll see in the 4th Revolution!
10/18/00... First off.... F*** THE METS and F*** the Yankees! The Cardinals rule forever.... The Mariners rule forever! The other two blow goats and the Subway Series is the Lamest Hype I've ever heard, I hate even hearing the mention of it, and I will not watch it! It's my worst nightmare come true! I really hope someone blows up the whole stadium and kills all their fans along with them.... that would make my day.... preferrably Shea Stadium... Now onto real business... not crap... Psycohol and Wolfman X have been talking behind the scenes lately and have come up with many good ideas from EWA 4.... It should officially start as early as January next year, which is sooner than expected.... it should be a good year, more Hardcore and Refined than ever! Nothing much else going on.... Psyco still has his show and it's getting better every week.... he even had a small wrestling match with his cohost the other week and won.... but it was joking around... Psyco is going to be live at WWF Smackdown in Rochester, NY taped on Halloween day, airing that Thursday! So watch for Psyco.... he'll be making a Moongoose McQueen poster and Xpacolypse poster probably! Peace out!
10/24/00... I guess that former WWF Champ Yokozuna passed away the other night in the UK at only 34 years of age... it's suspected to be a heart attack... I feel bad, I watched his whole era go by, and even though hating him at points, it's no secret I loved the guy deep inside as I do all pro wrestlers... I hope Yoko's in a better place now, I'll always remember the times he left behind... he was an all-time great definitely!
11/13/00... Once again I try to write this after my F$#@ING COMPUTER freezes on me for the 2000th time today, because of automatic Scandisk! Ok... so anyways.... Rumor has it that Natas has left e-mails for Wolfman X, Psycohol, and Ground Zero to meet him at the EWA Arena or wherever on the day before Thanksgiving! Though facts aren't straight yet, it seems that Psycohol and WMX have accepted, and will be showing up to see what the former Extreme Icon wants... Ground Zero on the other hand is in Belgium still and obviously will not be able to make it! But what is Natas' purpose for this e-mail? Does he want to rejoin the EWA? Is he luring Psy and WMX into a trap?! Does he just wanna hang out like old times? What exactly is going to happen?! I'll keep you informed on what's going on, so check back after Thanksgiving to see what went down! And lastly..... Send my peace and love up to heaven! We will miss you Rachael, Emily, and Katie! Rest in Peace, we'll meet again!
11/23/00... Well it all went down yesterday, and in a big way!!! It was not an official show with official matches, but some great bumps were taken and storylines took many twisting turns... First the participants all came out to dedicate the show to Yokozuna, Joe C., and the 3 Girls, Rachael, Emily, and Katie who die in a car accident a couple weeks ago... then the show started! Wolfman X and Psyco confronted each other about Natas's invitation... WMX said he got another email, saying to meet Natas up at the EWA Trailer where Natas won his first EWA World Title... He told Psyco, but Psyco just wanted to fight WMX! Out of nowhere, Ground Zero, back from Belgium breaks the fight up and tells them to put their differences behind and go up to beat down Natas! They all headed up... meanwhile on the land, all the jobbers, led by Mr. Execution are really behind the plan and wait for the rest to arrive... WMX and Psyco spot the jobbers from atop a tower once they arrive and decide to split up and get them! Ground Zero and the ref, Short Cakes find and beat up Splooge and the Ninja! Psyco finds Face and beats him down... WMX finds Ex and beats him down, asking where Natas was... Ex revealed that Ground Zero was behind the whole thing and was playing them! Natas had nothing to do with it! WMX happened to notice that Ex was wearing Psyco's pants! He went and told Psy about GZ, and asked him about the pants... Psyco changed the subject and they headed off to find GZ! Could Psycohol be Mr. Execution?! Or at least in this scenario?! That is the rumor that is flying all over the internet! Psyco and Execution both totally deny this and say it's silly... they did have a match back in the PXW ya know... anyways, Psyco found Ground Zero and chased him up a Deer Stand where WMX was perched on top... as Ground Zero reached the top, WMX headbutted him, and he fell nearly 10 feet down into a pile of boxes!!! Psyco climbed up to congratulate WMX, but he was also pushed off for the same 10 foot drop into the boxes! WMX climbed down and laughed at Psy, but GZ somehow made it to his feet and beat down WMX, laying him across the boxes! Psycohol climbed the deer stand again and leaped off with a huge legrop across WMX's face!!! GZ came back and brawled with Psyco! GZ was behind this whole plan, but it seems Psy and WMX aren't working together against him anyways, because the next thing you know, WMX challenges Psyco to a move for move endurance contest.... to see who can take the most moves and still get up! After a Samoan Drop onto a car by Psyco, Wolfman Blitzkrieg Powerbombed him onto the roof of the car!!! Somehow Psy managed to get up, and a series of moves off the car followed! A Tornado DDT, Psyco Drop, Thesz Press, and Face-smashing Bulldog from Psyco... and Wolfman Jumping DDT, Wolf Legdrop, a Chokeslam, and a Double Arm Chokehold off the car from WMX! It was Psyco's turn to go, when WMX got impatient, grabbed him, and Suplexed him off the car! Ground Zero rushed in and beat both men down, finishing off his master plan! And that was the end of the show......... the first official show of the new season is set to take place in January, but plans may change, check in on further info later! Anything else I gotta say...? Why yes there is! NATAS! If you're out there, Ground Zero has made an open challenge to you for a STREET FIGHT anywhere anytime! He knows you suck and he wants to prove it Street Style, so if you've got any guts at all, ACCEPT THIS INVITATION, or everyone will laugh at and mock you! Bwahahahaha!!! Seeya next time!
12/14/00... This time it could actually happen for real!!! The PXW finally about to return?! We've said this before folks, saying that various wrestlers were interested in the return.... but for some reason it just never happened! But this time, it's GOT TO happen! Psykadelik has thrown various insults and challenges over Psycohol's way... and Psyco has been mostly involved with the EWA over the last couple years... Psykadelik happened to see on this website that he was stripped and no longer the Champion of the PXW... he talked to the Commish, and the Commish denied ever stripping him of it, so Psyk got suspicious since this is Psycohol's website... Psyk took it personally! He had a quite heated argument with Psyco on Instant Messenger, and both have agreed to meet over the Winter Break in a one on one match!!! It is not yet known if the vacant title will be on the line, if there will be a tourney for it, or if any of the other wrestlers will return with them... but we do know that this match is set to take place soon, and should be another classic! As for other news, there is also rumor that very soon, there may be another EWA rendevoux... maybe up at the same place as the last one... Ground Zero may not be there this time, but WMX, Psycohol, and maybe a couple other guests will show up... I'll keep you updated.... and for the last bit of News, on more of a sad note... Mr. Splooge is officially missing! Nobody has seen him since the Trailer incident when he was beaten down with the Ninja by GZ and SC! When asked to comment, all the Ninja could say is, "I miss my little buddy! Where could he have gone?! Oh come back Mr. Splooge!!!" What did happen to Splooge, will he ever come back? Is he lost up in the woods still? Maybe he didn't find a way back home that day! We may never know, but I sure hope that we have not seen the last of that lovable little guy! Richard Head signing out.... will be back with more news as it comes in!
12/18/00...The PXW is ALIVE!!!! At least for today it was... it's True, it's True! Psycohol, Psykadelik, and a couple other familiar faces returned today to help make the return of the PXW a great one! It's been nearly a year and a half since we've seen some of these guys in the yard... Psykadelik claims to have been wrestling Overseas, but there is no proof... anyways, it started out with Psycohol arriving at the arena, followed by Psykadelik escorted by Cool Pac member, Psicon! Lumberjack even came to act as the special referee for the match! It started right away minus any interviews or prematch comments... Psycohol took the early advantage, but Psykadelik came right back.... the whole match was a back and forth battle, but I wouldn't call it a wrestling match, just an all out Pier 6 Brawl! These guys used every weapon in the book! They were falling off and flying off Ladders, using weapons that they just happened to see randomly laying around... the ground was hard because of the freezing temperature, and Psycohol even looked to have gained some weight, even though it was apparently a padded vest underneath his shirt for protection... this thing was totally PXW style, nothing like the EWA! Pure brawling with a few wrestling moves thrown in, and pure ricocculus hilarity! And the ref actually does his job instead of standing around! It was one of the funniest matches I've seen that didn't involve Splooge, Ninja or Execution! They again, like their first battle from years back ventured outside the backyard into the parking lot, into a grassed area with a swingset, which they used well with their creative minds... and then somehow they ended up down on the railroad tracks and vicinity for an extended stay, throwing each other into the bushes, and using burdox as a suitable weapon! Psycohol found a red piggy bank and used it with a passion... the two came back up into the grassed area, using the chain link fence, and the 1/2 hour match which I summed up in just words finally ended when Psycohol leaped from the swingset and both men met with a Double Clothesline! With both men down, they somehow worked their way to where each one had an arm covering the other, and the ref made the three count, declaring it a draw since there was a double pin! After the match, Psykadelik hooked on his 'patented' Anklelock Submission with animalistic demonic yells, as Psycohol wriggled, trying to tap out! We thought the show was over, but as Lumberjack looked at the wreckage from the brawl, Mr. Execution showed up out of nowhere, wondering what happened! Ex accidentally bumped Lumberjack with a styrofoam pool noodle, and LJ got mad! The two began to brawl, and Psykadelik came in, volunteering to be the guest ref! Ex took the early advantage in this short fight, but, LJ came back with a few of his own moves, and even powerbombing the skull-masked headbanger onto a box! It looked like he had the match won, when the ref, Psyk hit his patented finisher (I'll get the name for you later... forgot it), and with LJ's legs stuck in a car tire, he had no way of kicking out from the pin that Execution gave... Psyk made the quick count, and Execution got his first ever win over an actual Superstar, a non-jobber! After the match Psyk shook Ex's hand, but then knocked him over and hit him with a chair, followed by the Cool Pac sign being flashed as the camera cut! It was a great show, Psycohol and Psykadelik made a great match with many more big bumps than PXW's known for and the classic comedy! Will we see anymore PXW action anytime soon, maybe to crown a new champ? Well I'd like to say yes, but you know how these guys are, it'll probably be another year or so before any of them lock up again in the PXW Arena, but maybe I'm completely wrong, so don't take my word for it! As for the EWA, it's rumored that Psycohol and Wolfman X may have some plans for this Thursday, but I guess we'll just have to wait and see... and yes, Splooge has yet to be found! Nobody has any clue where he could be, have we seen the last of this Chinese Ninja superstar? I hope not! I'll be back with a report, following this Thursday or whenever it happens...
12/22/00... Yesterday (12/21) The EWA met once again, not in a card, but more of a show that developed some good storylines! It officially began as Wolfman X called on Psycohol to go and help him find Mr. Splooge who was still missing at the time! Before Psyco showed up though, Mr. Execution did... he explained that he had pants ripped up like Psycohol the other week as an immitation, just like he believes Psyco is immitating and stealing his mosh! Ex continually called Psycohol the F-A-G-G-O-T word and dissed him beyond belief... eventually, when asked about Splooge, Ex said he didn't care, and WMX took it personally and kicked his arse! Psyco then came out, and along with WMX, they travelled back up to the woods where the last show took place and looked for Mr. Splooge... WMX found some clues, like a fresh yellow spot in the snow where Splooge must have recently pissed... then he heard a pathetic screaming from deep within the woods, which meant only one thing... it had to be Splooge! WMX ventured in and found Splooge, who seemed more animalistic than ever, eating twigs and snow to survive it seemed! This last month had to be hell for Splooge! WMX tried to call him over, but in a surprising turn of events, Mr. Splooge charged, spearing WMX to the ground with his first offensive move EVER!!! He then laid the fists to WMX in a pure fit of rage, and then got up to eat more twigs! Wolfman got up and dared Splooge to try it again... Splooge did, and recieved a bear hug slam, Wolfbomb, Chokeslam and Blitzkrieg for his troubles! As WMX picked him up to bring him home, Splooge ran away again! WMX found Psyco at the Deer Stand and told him about it... Psyco then went off looking for Splooge! WMX set up some boxes in the meantime under the 10 to 12 foot deer stand! Psy had no luck and climbed up the deer stand to tell WMX... after a little talk though, WMX hit Psyco from behind, causing him to fall all the way from the top of the stand into the boxes!!! WMX took a few steps down and performed his Jumping DDT on the rising Psyco! As WMX set some more boxes up, Psy hit the flying legscissors and climbed up about 5 or 6 steps on the stand... he performed a nice Splash, crushing WMX into the ground... then Psyco climbed all the way to the top of the stand and as WMX got to his feet, Psyco flew off with a Flying Cross Body in a spectacular move!!! With WMX down, Psy dragged him back over to the car to finish this brawl! They brawled all around, on and off of the car for 10 minutes! Highlights included a devastating Piledriver on the roof of the car by Psyco, which bounced WMX's head off the steel and he fell into a mess of bushes, getting caught! Other big moves were the first push into the boxes, where Psyco was absolutely decimated, the flip from the top of the car by Psy, a Psyco elbow drop from a distance, and a finishing Powerbomb by WMX to Psyco once again on top of the car, but this time with an angle that folded Psyco up like an accordian! WMX left him there and said "Seeya in January!" or something along those lines... then as the show ended, WMX happened to find Mr. Splooge eating some more snow and twigs around and off of the Outhouse!!! WMX hooked him in a full nelson, threw him in the trunk of his car, a place Splooge should be familiar with by now, and drove off, bringing Splooge back to the EWA Arena! It was another spectacular show, and I can't wait until the actual new season starts up in January! It's set for either Jan. 11th or 16th I believe... it would be earlier, but Psycohol has got an appointment to get his Wisdom Teeth taken out which will most likely suck... hopefully he will recover faster than some do, but we'll see... Merry Xmas to everyone!!!
1/4/01... Psycohol has survived his Wisdom Teeth operation and should be at the next show on the 11th! The cool news is that he got a Digital Camera for Xmas, so now he can take pics from the TV of all the past events... so many pics should be showing up of highlights of many of the past shows! Starting today with some pics of the last EWA show! So check out the new Pictures Page of Live action...
1/11/01... Today was the official return of the EWA!!! The Fourth Revolution has officially begun in a shocking turn of events!!! The first official show since the beginning of last August was definitely one to remember... Psycohol and WMX took their personal feud to a new level today! Execution is really pushing it in getting on WMX's nerves... The Ninja and Splooge are as funny as ever... and Face made an impactful return! Now onto the show... It began with Wolfman X driving in and getting out of his car... immediately he was attacked and hit twice over the head with weapons by Mr. Execution! With WMX still standing following the two shots, Execution got scared and ran away, but WMX was obviously pissed... Next, WMX announced the new EWA Revolution and what would happen... he noted that he was still the World Champ and that Psycohol would be getting a shot at it later in the show, and he claimed to be the IC Champ, which had been a vacant belt since the 1st Revolution... mad, Psyco came out and confronted him about it... WMX said not to worry and said he'd vacate the belt after defending it against Splooge later in the show... The Ninja then came out after WMX left and demanded a title shot at any belt... he said he'd run the Gauntlet against 4 Superstars and beat them all, so he could get a shot... 1st came the man from the Deep Trenches of Chenango Lake, the Son of Godzilla, PSYCOHOL... sorry, this is new information we did not know before... Psyco easily defeated the Ninja with no problems... next came Mr. Execution, who absolutely destroyed the Ninja... Ninja kept narrowing the amount of wins he had to obtain to get a title shot, in coordination with the losses he was mounting up... in the third round of the Gauntlet, Mr. Splooge came out and they had a hilarious match, where Ninja mostly dominated... unfortunately the cameraman accidentally missed the first half of the match, so some of the classic moments won't be seen again, but he got the end... where there was a rollup which kept getting reversed, and the ref didn't know what to do, so she called Ninja the winner... but as she saw that she could've been wrong, she told them to restart the match, and right away Ninja went for a piledriver, but somehow Splooge ended up on top of him for the pin and win... Losing 3 in a row, Ninja now had to face... Face! He came out and cremated the Ninja as everyone else did... but it was apparent that the Ninja's mask was coming loose and he could not see anymore as it was covering his eyes! Suddenly after a Doublehanded Choke Throw, the Ninja landed with his face exposed!!! Who was he really?! Only Face knows, because it was a little too blurry to decipher on the footage, and the rest of the wrestlers were too far away to see for sure! Only Face knows, and his only vocabulary is "Stab!", so will we ever find out the Ninja's real identity? I'll have the blurry pic of him unmasked later on the Pictures Page... anyways, the next match pitted Wolfman X vs. Mr. Splooge for the IC Title! WMX wanted a warmup for his 3 outta 5 Fall match later with Psyco, so he made this a 3 outta 5 fall match... and Splooge declared he was officialy putting his Loserweight Title on the line too, so the loser wouldn't walk away empty-handed... WMX easily beat Splooge in the 1st match with some charging moves... In the 2nd Fall Wmx used only 1 chokeslam to get the win... the Final Fall which WMX obviously won was definitely an entertaining one... Splooge somehow managed to slip out of the Blitzkrieg and go for the cover while shouting obscenities, which is rare of him... then the pissed WMX picked him up and delivered the hardest, most devastating Wolfbomb I've ever seen in my life!!! He simply dropped Splooge straight to the ground, even with the snow it had to kill... Wolfman pinned the Chinese ninja star and headed off... but there are rumors abound that he has broken Mr. Splooge's back, either that or seriously hurt it! It is not known if Splooge will be able to wrestle for awhile or not, we'll have to wait and see... WMX then vacated the IC Belt and was giving up his old now-broken bat... he told Ex and Face to come out and each choose one... Face went straight for the jagged broken bat as Execution grabbed the IC Title in rejoice... suddenly Face stabbed him with the broken bat and took the Title too... as Ex got nothing, Face got both of the prizes... then WMX came out and talked about his past with Face and how they used to know each other as kids, and that he was repaying him with this belt for all the good times... now WMX was ready for the Main Event, ready for Psycohol! But instead of Psyco, Mr. Execution's music started up... WMX waited anxiously to get his revenge, but Execution, showing some actual brains this time came from behind, tapped the big man on the shoulder, and plastered him over the head with a metal tray! Then Ex picked the champ up and Piledrived him onto a chair and ran away! WMX was pissed as hell.... Ex got him twice in the same show, there will be redemption down the line!!! Now for the Main Event... with the World Title on the line, Wolfman now faced Psycohol in an exhausting 3 out of 5 Fall match... and it went all five!!! The first fall went quick as Wolfman hit a small string of moves on Psyco, ending with a Full Nelson slam off the Table into boxes, followed by the pinfall... the second fall was not quite as short, but equally dominated by WMX as he hit a ton of moves, including a few newly debuting moves... at the end of this fall, he hit a Jump DDT off the Table on Psyc, followed by a Sidewalk Slam from the Table and then the pinfall! Psycohol was now down 0-2 and it was not looking good! Looking like a repeat of the earlier Splooge fight... in the third fall though, it all changed directions! As WMX missed a Wolfman Legdrop and landed on a chair, Psyco took control! After a Tornado DDT from the chair and a Flipping Senton, he got his first pinfall, making it 2-1 now... the fourth fall also consisted of much domination by Psycohol as he started out working on WMX's knee, hit a few Tornado DDT's from various places, hit an Impaler, and hit a half-@$$#d Handspring Clothesline (because of the slipperiness of snow, it was tough) and the Flipping Senton once again, he took the tieing victory! Now 2-2, Wolfman X had to get back into this game to make sure he kept his title! Psyco even though tired, took from where he left off basically and had the advantage for a bit, including a nice crossbody into WMX, knocking him off the table! But Wolfman finally regained the advantage following a Catching Powerslam... he hit a bunch of big moves, and finally decided to finish it! He chokeslammed Psyco, followed by his patented Blitzkrieg! He carelessly put his foot on Psyco's chest for the pin, but amazingly Psyco kicked out on two! The first time he's ever kicked out of a Blitzkrieg! WMX was quite angered and went to do it again... he went for the chokeslam... but Psyco countered it and hit a version of the Psycho Drop off the table! He hit a couple nice moves, but when going for a Frankensteiner, he was caught and powerbombed... WMX easily had the pin, but pulled Psyc's shoulders up to do more damage! WMX went for a Piledriver, but apparently on the landing it looked like Psycohol's head crushed his jewels! WMX grabbed them in pain as Psyco got up on the table! He took a short Scissorkick Legdrop on the downed WMX and crossed the champs arms, sat on them, and pulled up his legs so he was in the Bow Pin position and the ref made the three count! Psycohol is the new EWA World Champion! Beginning his second reign as Champ, he declared that he was sick and tired of the EWA's plain black World Belt, so he brought out a new belt, one glimmering and shining with gold! Psyc was obviously more about extravigance than about honor here, so he brought in a new EWA World Title Belt... then with WMX up and pushing him, Psyco charged and hit a Flying Legscissors on the former champ! This was followed by a regular Headscissors takedown, and then Psyc put his foot on WMX's chest and raised the title in the air, boasting about the new revolution in the EWA with him as Champ! And he intends to keep it awhile... so it was a damn good show, and I can't wait 'til the next one, but when exactly will that be? It's unknown right now... maybe March or April? Or maybe earlier... we'll see what happens... check back later for more news...