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News by Richard Head...

4/15/00... Okay... well I tried to put a Pitbull picture up here, but I guess I didn't have permission, so here's a link to the page where ya can find his picture... Pitbull Pic!

4/20/00... It looks like today could be the long awaited return card for the EWA!!! Psycohol will be there! Wolfman will be there! Splooge and the Ninja will be there! Natas is still just a possibility, but not for sure... Execution and Face should be around... and the debut of a new masked man is being hyped... also, possibly the biggest news of the show is that... yes you heard it here first, PITBULL may even show up, fractured ankle and all! But it's only a rumor, so take it for what it is... there will be an update later if the show takes place...***UPDATE*** Well the show wasn't really a show I guess... Natas pussied out and didn't show up because he was afraid like the coward he is... hehe... Splooge and Ninja missed the bus and couldn't make it... The new masked man is being held back for another time, since there was not much aof a show going on... Pitbull apparently slept late and couldn't be contacted... so what did that leave for a show?! Who showed up? It seems that only Wolfman X and Psycohol showed up to wrestle... Dracon showed up as a guest referee, to help Short Cakes ref the match... But the good thing about this is..... that this was probably one of the greatest matches of all-time in both the EWA and PXW... no stories, no feuds, just one helluva fight!!! Both men used about every move in their books and dished out as much pain as anyone can imagine... it was a 3 fall match, and went on too long in my opinion, because of safety matters... the first fall was won by Wolfman in the highlight of the match!!! The biggest bump Psycohol has ever taken happened here!!! After several minutes of fighting, Wolfman climbed on top of a picnic table with Psycohol and set up for the Wolfman (Razor's) Edge!!! He had to have thrown Psycohol nearly 15 feet into a small box below!!! Psyco hit hard and wasn't moving... Wolfman picked him up and got him back on the table!!! Powerbomb off the top, through another box!!! Psyco was practically dead, and Wolfman took the pin... in the 2nd fall, Psyco hit Wolfman with a flipping body press and then hit the patented Handspring Clothes line and Flipping Senton and got the pin! In the third and final fall, both men were being worn out beyond belief... in the end, both climbed to the top of the table and Wolfman gave Psyco a sidewalk slam off the table into a pile of boxes!!! Hurting himself, somehow both refs counted 3, but for the opposite man... it was a double pin, and both men walked away with a draw... Wolfman picked up Psyco, shook hands with him and gave him credit... a little bit later, Psyco turned on him with an elbow, then a running senton splash!!! Despite the no-shows by practically the whole roster, this match made up for it with it's intensity and excitement...Both men I can tell you are in a lot of pain right now wherever they are!!!

5/16/00... I know it was said that Ponch the Wonder Panda and Psycohol have had there last and final battle in that First Blood Match a few months back, but yesterday the battle to end all battles took place... Psyco came out and said he was sick of seeing Ponch's face everywhere, and mad at the fact that he shaved his afro off... Psycohol proposed a Ladder match between the two with a towel hanging high above... the winner would leave Binghamton University forever... the loser would have to stay... either way, these two grapplers will never see each other again... Ponch gladly accepted the challenge and proclaimed he was gonna win and get out of this hellhole!!! The match soon started for possibly the last time in that TV studio, and after a tough fight, with the ladder and other various studio weapons, Ponch managed to knock Psycohol backwards off the ladder, landing on a box... Ponch went for a cover and made a pin himself, just to prove he could, and then climbed the ladder to take the towel! Ponch is leaving Binghamton and Psyco has to stay!!! It was emotional after that... at first Psyco was pissed that he had to stay, but soon they showed respect for each other and shook hands and wished the best of luck to each other... to Ponch, we all wish the best for you in the future, your wrestling career was spectacular to say the least... you will not be forgotten... as for Psycohol, is it possible that he may be back on BTV wrestling next year? Time will tell... but until then, check him out in the red hot EWA this summer!!! Peace out!

5/23/00...Today Splooge was out innocently swinging on the swingset when Wolfman X appeared... Wolfman apparently came in peace, looking for Psycohol, but Splooge, out of fear tried attacking Wolfman... bad move! Wolfman beat his @$$ beyond redemtion!!! A neck toss, a Piledriver, a Wolfman Legdrop and a couple Flying splashes from a picnic table!!! Splooge I have to say is the best at "selling" stuff, or he really did get hurt... anyways, Wolfman found Psyco but avoided confrontation and along with Psyco, went on to shoot an interview about the whole present situation of the EWA, from it's origins to now... how "Notorious" Jevon Hill is set to return, to how Ground Zero is rumored to be moving back to these parts, to how Natas is chickening out... it was guaranteed though, that no matter what happens, Wolf and Psyco would at least hook up a couple more times in matches this summer... also on a more serious note, I again would like to say my prayers for Owen Hart, who passed away exactly one year ago to this date... RIP my friend, along with all the other fallen greats!

5/31/00... Yesterday, the EWA 2000 may have officially taken off... The show started off with Splooge challenging Wolfman X, who wasn't cleared to wrestle by physicians' orders... but Splooge kept bugging him and Wolfman took him out in a total squash!!! The Ninja soon came out and began making fun of the old wrestlers again... suddenly a man in a silver mask came out, apparently Ground Zero from EWA's 1st Revolution, by the way he acted and by his music, but once he began beating the Ninja down, he took the mask off, revealing himself to be none other than "Notorious" Jevon Hill, another major star of the EWA's 1st Revolution!!! Psyco came out and greeted Jevon's return with happiness, but Wolfman came out and spoiled the party by announcing that they'd have to have a 3-fall matchup since they never fought before, under their own stipulations... for the first fall Psyco picked a Tree Match (like a ladder match, but Belt is in a tree with Picnic Table under it)... Jevon chose a Finisher Match for the second fall, and Wolfman announced he'd be the guest referee in the third and regular match... In the first match Jevon and Psyco went at it with all their moves!!! Psyco got in a nice Tornado DDT, a missile dropkick, a flying chair kick, and many others! Jevon pulled off his Razor's Edge and nice technical moves... in the end, Psyco managed to DDT "Notorious" off the table, and climb up to grab the belt for the win! In the second fall there were many more spectacluar moves, like Psyco's Thesz Press, Frankensteiner, and Senton Flip... but after hitting the finisher, Jevon kicked out... he delivered a powerslam, followed by his New York-style Elbow from the picnic table and took the pin on Psycohol! The 3rd fall started with Psyco and Jevon locking up, but before anything could happen, Wolfman X as the guest ref, attacked Jevon and gave him a huge Wolfman Legdrop on the ground, then one from the table!!! Then two big splashes from the table!!! Psyco then went for the cover on "Notorious", but Wolf only counted to 2, before tricking Psyco into an attack... Psyco got Bossman slammed, then Super DDT'ed by Wolfman... that's when we get dangerous again... Wolfy drags Psyco onto the table again, like last time they fought!!! Wolfman X delivers a HUGE chokeslam off the table, through 2 boxes to Psycohol, who lays motionless for awhile! He's still got the neck pains from this one... then Face came out, making his return, and lifted Psyco into a chokehold and dropped him!!! Then his patented running headbutt, and a chokehold!!! Jevon Hill came running out for the save and attacked Face... he helped Psyco up, then Face attacks again... Psyco gets Face in a Tornado DDT, then Jevon with an elbowdrop, and Psyco with the Flipping Senton... Psyco and Jevon shake hands and congratulate each other on the great matches they had...

6/5/00... Very reliable sources have told me, the prized reporter of these parts that Ground Zero from the EWA's 1st Revolution will be on the card tomorrow!!! Last week it was "Notorious" Jevon Hill!!! Could they up the ante this week with Ground Zero?! We'll see if the rumor is true or not!!! Anyways, tomorrow is forecasted to rain, but the EWA superstars are looking to wrestle no matter what the weather... they want to put on a helluva show no matter what it's like outside!!! We'll see if anything happens tomorrow...

6/6/00... And yes it was true... Amazingly, we saw the long-awaited return of Ground Zero today!!! He was a bit rusty, but still had a lot of great moves and holds!!! Today also marked the return of another EWA superstar, Natas... who came out and challenged Psycohol to a match... It was a rainy, wet day, yet these backyard superstars still insisted that the show must go on... the show started with Wolfman off of the disabled list, challenging anyone to a fight... and opnce again, low and behold, Mr. Splooge comes out saying that he let Wolfman beat him the other time!!! Before anything could start, a familiar face, Ground Zero came out with a huge spear on Splooge, and then a big beating.... he covered him and Wolf made the count, so GZ took a win in an unofficial match... the first official match then happened, with Wolfman X vs. Ground Zero in a Wolfman's Lair match, where a 10 count has to be made for the win... it was an awesome match, with GZ flying off and over tables and into boxes, and finally EWA's commentary was back to near perfection again... in the end, Wolfman just couldn't get GZ into the Blitzkrieg, so he leveled him with a chair and Ground Zero lost in his return match... Then Psycohol came out, moshed a little, and invited an open challenge... suddenly, as the Manson played, it was clear that Natas was back, at least for this show!!! Natas came and took up the challenge and fought Psyco in a great battle... Psycohol won following a fl;ying legscissors and the flipping senton, but Natas got a few stiff shots in on Psyco that left their mark... the final match was Natas vs. Ground Zero, the 2 returning superstars who wanted to settle their feud... Natas had never beaten GZ before and he was determined to do it today... they had a great match, with lots of technical stuff and gruelling moments, but in the end, Natas hit his stunner and pinned Ground Zero for the first time!!! Even with the rain, and some of Dracon's bad camera work (hehe), it was a great show, and they're planning on doing another one next Tuesday, before GZ heads back to sunny Florida!!! Next Sunday or Monday is even rumored to have a small card with "Notorious" Jevon Hill, Ground Zero, and Psycohol... we'll see... and we'll also see if Natas will ever finish building that ring he says he's doing... be ready for the next update soon...

6/10/00...Natas' new fed is supposedly going to be called the UWA (Ultimate Wrestling Alliance)... as I said before, it is supposed to have a ring, but nobody's seen any proof of progress yet... check out Natas' site on my links for further updates... as for Natas, I am hearing that he has been badmouthing the EWA for no apparent reason... and Wolfman X and Psycohol take personal pride over the subject... They both know that Natas' UWA will fall flat on it's back without them... and they don't like being dissed... so if you're out there Natas, Psycohol and probably Wolfman too challenge you to an @$$kickin' contest, where Natas will be buried forever!!! Ya don't mess with the original FEDERATION!!! C'mon biatch... try Psyco!!! He beatcha last time!!! Sorry... I, Richard Head... have kind of lost my head... well I'll update you soon with the next card...

6/12/00... Today we had a great show... it was not EWA, PXW or anything... it was just a show with 3 of the all time greats going at it... Psycohol, "Notorious" Jevon Hill, and Ground Zero!!! In the first match, Psycohol took on Ground Zero for the first and possibly last one on one encounter the two will ever have... it was a decent match, with several great high flying moves and great wrestling action!!! Psyco received flying clotheslines off a table, a chokeslam, the Droppin' DDT from the table, and many other devastating moves he's never felt before... Psyco also dished out his own punishment with a Frankensteiner, a nice piledriver, and a Flying Clothesline off the table!!! Ground Zero finsished off Psycohol with a tombstone piledriver onto a chair, followed by a quick rollup and the pin!!! After the match, a face from Psyco's past, Psykadelik came out and leveled him with the PXW belt, and then delivered a DDT onto the chair!!! Is the PXW back?! The next match was "Notorious" Jevon Hill vs. Ground Zero... they also through out a lot of moves... Ground Zero hit several martial arts kicks, while Jevon hit some power moves... At one point, "Notorious" literally DDT'd Ground Zero out of his shoes, as one of his shoes flew off!!! Jevon came out with the win after GZ missed his Droppin' DDT from the table, and was hit with the New York-Style Elbow!!! Jevon got the win! In the final match, Psycohol, Ground Zero, and Jevon brawled in a Triple Threat Match!!! Many great moves were performed in this one, even if the camera's view didn't give them all justice... GZ and Psyco began by beating on Jevon and repeatedly running to the table and jumping off hitting him with everything they had!!! Then with Jevon on the ground, Psyco dove with an elbow drop, as GZ hit a splash at the same time!!! GZ hit Psyco in mid air with a spear a couple times in the match, and Jevon and Psyco double chokeslammed GZ onto the ground...Ground Zero soared to new heights today as he took a nearly 8 to 10 foot drop onto the ground from a chair on top of a wooden structure (swingset)... Psyco was put through plenty of Double team moves, like the 3D Deathdrop, a Back Suplex with a Rude Awakening, and a Double Lift into a drop flat on his face... Psyco also got some great moves in like the first Double Tornado DDT I've ever seen and a nice Flipping Press into both men!!! With double teaming galore, this match was in my opinion an epic... with Psykadelik as the guest ref for this match, Psyco sneak attacked him with a tube for revenge... the most classic moment in this match by far though, even if the wrestlers didn't think so, is when some little girl came running out in front of the camera to play on the swingset... first you see one girl run by, then like 3 seconds later another, then a dog... you could see the anger in Ground Zero's eyes as he saw these little kids show up out of nowhere to cause a distraction... in the end, Psyco hit a Flipping Senton on both men piled up, and pinned them both down for the 3!!! Psykadelik raised Psyco's hand, but hit him with his Curtain Call-ish X-Factor... Everyone came out a winner today... and a loser... Until next time... oh wait, that's tomorrow!!! Tomorrow is an official EWA card, so you know Wolfman will be there... will we see Face, Splooge, or the Ninja? And will Ground Zero fight once more before he leaves? Will Natas and Dracon show up? I doubt it, but we'll see... Also, a few days ago marked the one year anniversary of this site... or at least my first News Update (6/9)!!! And remember way back when I said that we could always dream of what would've been if Psycohol fought the legends, "Notorious" Jevon Hill and Ground Zero? Well now it's happened and is no longer just a dream of Psyco's... he has fought all the greats of these parts now... or has he?

6/13/00... Well... once again, like last week it's raining... this time though there will be no show... everyone's just so pissed off that it's raining for a 2nd week in a row, that they refused to do another show in it... I don't blame em... if I could kill whoever is making this weather... I would, dammit!!! Anyways... no show today... next one should be in a couple weeks...

6/21/00... Well tomorrow(6/22) is Psycohol's 21st Birthday, and no he don't drink... so anyways wish him a Happy Birthday if you see him or in his Guestbook here... Happy Birthday PSYCHO!!!

6/28/00... Yesterday, June 27th, the EWA held it's "Reunion from Hell: Beware of the Blitzkrieg" card! The card started out with Wolfman and Psycohol coming out and making fun of Natas and Wolfman announcing that his Extreme God Belt is gone and that he is reclaiming the EWA Heavyweight Championship for himself, followed by Natas with Dracon making fun of the EWA and showing off there brand new UWA (Ultimate Wrestling Alliance) Heavyweight Belt... It was impressive looking and custom made... we even saw the return of Drixon Webb by their side, a behemoth wrestler from ages ago... he was now UWA for life, and stood by Natas and Dracon against the EWA! They invited Psyco to join them in the UWA, but Psyco came back out and said he didn't want to go to their puny federation! Natas then challenged Psyco to a match, where if he won, Psyco would have to go to the UWA as his slave, and if he lost he would have to stay in the EWA as Psyco's slave! Psyco then challenged Wolfman for a match for his World Belt, and Wolfman accepted, but the stip is that the first person to go through a box loses! After all the interviews, the card started... Psycohol fought Natas for the honor of both feds... with tons of high-flying moves from Psyco, including a stunner version of Spike Dudley's Acid Drop and a nice hurricanrana... while Natas hit Psyco with a nice DDT, a technical rollup, a Backbreaker, and plenty other great moves... in the end, Natas hit his stunner and got the pin! Drixon came out and carried Psyco to the back for some of his favorite prison past-times... Psyco is now obliged to go to the UWA and be Natas' servant, bodyguard, slave, or whatever you wanna call it... Next was a great Handicap Powerbomb match between Wolfman X vs. Mr. Splooge and the Ninja! The first person to Powerbomb (Blitzkrieg) the other guy wins! This match went on way longer than expected, with Wolfman dishing out move after move on these to helpless victims! It had to be one of the most hilarious matches I've ever seen! Splooge and Ninja are the funniest two guys out there, and this match proved it! Wolfman ended up Blitzkrieging Splooge after a huge pummeling! Wolfman wins... Drixon comes back out and carries the 2 losers away for some of that "prison-butt" action... directly following their departure, Mr. Execution made his long awaited, huge return (I guess), when he came out and challenged Wolfman to a match... Wolfman gladly accepted, and let Execution give him a free piledriver... Execution executed it more than perfect, crushing Wolfman's head into the ground, LITERALLY, which looked devastating! Wolfman kicked out of the pin attempt though, got up and Blitzkrieged Execution and took the easy win! The final match was between Psycohol and Wolfman X in yet another classic battle, this time for the EWA World Title in a Box Match!!! Psyco pulled out his big moves, like a whopping Tornado DDT, a very long flipping press off the table, his Flipping Senton off the table, a Flying Legscissors, and a nice Backflip into Savate Kick... Wolfman dished out equal punishment, with Chokeslams, Blitzkriegs, Wolfman Legdrops, Wolfman Splash that nearly crushed Psyco, and a Full Nelson Slam off the Table in a box at the end! Since both went through the box, they had yet another draw! Will Psyco ever get that EWA World Title?! He really wants it bad!!! We've heard Natas say that this was the last time you'd see him in the EWA, and I'm sure it'll be the same for Dracon, Drixon and most of the other big stars... It's rumored that the EWA will only have 2 shows left until it's basically over with... that would be sad, but I hope we get to see some good action... who would be there, with all the departures? Wolfman, Psycohol, Splooge, Ninja, Execution, Face, and possibly "Notorious" Jevon Hill if we can find him... We'll see what happens, it has been great! And hopefully Psyco can fulfill his dream and become the EWA World Champion before it's over! Even though the EWA may be sinking, watch for a new ship to rise... the UWA, headed by Natas and Co.... not to say it'll be any better, because it will be very hard to top what the EWA has done this year alone... but if you want to catch Psycohol more, maybe that is where to look.... until next time...

7/14/00... There was decent show yesterday (7/13) that may have changed the Era in the EWA... It took place in a park this time, infront of a baseball field, w/ picnic tables and bleachers... At first, Wolfman came out complaining that he broke his Wolfman X Baseball bat over some guy's head... Psycohol came out and laughed at the broken bat... suddenly, someone ran out and attacked Psycohol with a brand new custom Wolfman X bat!!! This attacker is supposedly known as Napalm, possibly one of Wolfman's friends from back in Brooklyn! Anyways, Psyco challenged Wolfman once again for the World Title, and Wolfman accepted and claimed it to be a Tree Match... The two made their entrances and prepared for what would be a very exciting, and VERY DANGEROUS macth!!! They both pulled out HUGE moves this time, on the hard, rocky ground... Psycohol hit an awesome Flipping Press off a table into Wolfman, who was on a chair!!! They landed in some boxes... Psyco also delivered a Super Tornado DDT as both men took off from the table!!!! There was a beautiful Flying Legscissors, the best I've seen from Psycohol yet, and was a bunch of Picnic Table and bleachers action!!! The scariest and most extreme moment of the match, and probably of the whole history of the EWA, is when Wolfman picked Psycohol up into the Razor's Edge and climbed up to the top of the bleachers with him!!! With the combined height of the bleachers and Wolfman, the drop had to be around 12 to 15 feet!!! Psyco was up at the top, scared to death, and Wolfman was aiming for the 2 small boxes below!!! Wolfman leaped and threw Psyco!!! Unfortunately Psycohol totally missed the boxes and landed hard on his back!!! Could Psycohol have been paralyzed or killed?! Wolfman himself didn't know, and stood up, yelling at the ref... she stunned him and he went down... miraculously, Psycohol got back up, with obvious back pain, and continued the match with his Handspring Clothesline and a few kicks... Psyco then worked his way over to the Tree and grabbed the belt!!! After that Extremely huge bump, Psyco has finally won his first EWA World Championship!!! Unbelievably, Psycohol, with the injured back took on Face directly following, in his first EWA Title defense!!! He pretty much killed Face and kept the title!!! Finally, Mr. Execution came out and challenged Wolfman to a match where he could not show any offense on Execution for the first 2 minutes! Wolf accepted... Execution dominated obviously for the first 2 minutes, with a few DDT's, one from the bleachers, and his piledriver... after the time limit was up, Wolfman got right up and began dominating!!! A few huge slams from the table into boxes, and then a Chokeslam, followed by a Blitzkrieg for the easy win over Execution... it was a decent card, and possibly ushered in a new Era with Psycohol as the World Champion... and believe me, Psyco's back is still hurting after that huge fall... but it is rumored that the next EWA show could be the final EWA show... so don't expect the Psyco era to last long... will Wolfman take the title back from Psyco or will Psyco go out the champ?! Find out next time...

7/19/00... Just a small update here... Psycohol may not be able to wrestle for a week or two since has has suffered yet another injury... his back is still trying to heal from that huge Razor's Edge as we speak, he's still got a big bump on his lower back... but the other day (7/17), he was riding his bike along the side of the road, and his peg hit a piece of rock that was sticking over the edge of the curb, and along with his bike, Psycohol went flipping and tumbling uncontrollably across the pavement! The truck that witnessed it, supposedly just drove on by without a care... Psycohol got up and noticed when he touched his head, blood was all over his hand... Psyco went up to the hospital ond got 3 staples in the head for the nice looking gash... He's actually more proud of it that worried, like most people... and yes... the bike is okay... but don't look for him wrestling for at least a little while...

8/2/00... There was an awesome card put out by the EWA yesterday to finish off the summer! But first off I'd like to just voice a quick opinion! Police, especially bike ones suck @$$! A stupid bike pig pulled me over today, and said i couldn't ride on the sidewalk... I'm like okay... so right when I get on the road, a huge Mack Truck is headed straight for me, and there was a car parked on the side, so I would have surely died if I tried to get through... so I pull up on the sidewalk for 3 seconds to let it pass, then I got back on the road.... The damn Donut eating pig rides up to me and asks if I heard what he said... I explained, and he was a true @$$hole and told me not to break the law again... guess he'd rather see a punk kid like me die than ride on the sidewalk to save his life! **** the Police, kill em all! I wish I could!!! Anyways... yesterday's card (8/1) was an excellent card, and a pretty long one at that! It started off with Wolfman X and his new buddy Napalm arriving in a car, and Splooge came oput, harassing them and challenging WMX to a gauntlet match against him, the Ninja, and Execution! Wolfman accepted, and with the assist of Napalm, threw Splooge into the trunk of his car! The Ninja soon helped Splooge out and gave Splooge his Jobberweight Title, which he hadn't had for about a year... then the two had a Savate Kick match... neither could hit it, so at the end, the ref was so p*$$#d that she just clotheslined them both and declared no winner! The two got up and started doing a Too Cool dance impersonation, except falling down of course! Next was The Ninja vs. the newcomer, Napalm... Napalm definitely needs some ring skills, but it was his first match... he is huge, but very limited in knowledge of the ring... he took everything the Ninja had, just standing there like a rock, and hit a few rough moves, finishing the Ninja off with a DDT... Next, Mr. Execution fought Face... it was a decent match with both hitting a lot of good moves and weapon shots... but in the end, Face took the victory with his Flying Headbutt from a bench... After that, Wolfman had to run the Gauntlet! He kicked Mr. Execution's @$$ in a hurry with a Chokeslam (seems like that always happens to Ex).... then he beat the Ninja up quick hitting a Blitzkrieg! Then Splooge came out and Wolfman demolished him with a bunch of moves! Psycohol then put his EWA World Title on the line against the Ninja, the Ninja wanted to take some of Psyco's spinny moves to prove he could... unfortunately, he was quickly put down, following a few moves and Psyco retained the title! In the final match of the day, Wolfman X challenged Psycohol for his World Title in a Wolfman's Lair Match! Psyco accepted, and the two put on probably the most Hardcore Match they ever had! From Psyco hitting a Tornado DDT from a chair on top of a Table to his Flying Cross Body off the table onto WMX who was on a chair, to WMX's Sidewalk slam and Powerslam off the Table... it was very Hardcore! Psyco bled a lot of blood from his face, and WMX was spitting blood... it was great, but in the end, WMX Powerbombed Psycohol from the Table into a heap of boxes, causing the 10 count and the victory, to finally become the first 5 time EWA World Champion! After the match WMX pronounced that the EWA was over for the year 2000, and then he Blitzkrieged Psycohol into a Flaming Box!!! Well... the flame mostly died out by the time he hit, but the image was clear... it was a Fiery end... hehe... ***UPDATE***FINALLY, after like a year or so of saying so, I got Pictures up of many of the top wrestlers in these parts!!! Check the EWA, PXW, and BTVW Profile pages to find the pictures of all the guys I could get... YAH!

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