10/19/06... Back on the 15th, the EWA held Day of Destruction V! Another good showing, with a decent turnout of people... looks like it may finally be back on track... so what happened you ask? Well.. WMX and Drixon come out together to open the show! They REFORM the DOX(Doctors of Xtreme)!!! What?!! Just at the last show, WMX busted Drixon's head open with a VCR, and now they're a team?! How..?! Well I guess since WMX thought Drix was so badass and Xtreme for coming back the next show, even with staples in his head, that he wanted to be this guy's ally, and somehow the pact was made... the DOX was back together again..... well, two of 'em were... they announced that the Main Event would be a 1st Blood-by-VCR Tag Match between themselves and Disruptor & X-Loco! They bust a few VCR's and on to the matches!!! Gorilla II shows up, and he hasn't been seen since Kammy hurt him many shows ago, back in July... but he still thought himself to be Jevon... Face then came out, all Jason Voorhees-like I'm sure, challenging Gorilla to an "I Quit" Match, and defeating him in a very quick match! WMX then came out, getting sick of Jevon-Gorilla, and getting some inner urge to make a killing again like the old days... WMX challenged Gorilla II to a Death Match!!! EWA's 2nd ever Death Match!!! WMX obliterated Gorilla II! He put a VCR on his head, and smashed it with a bat, he delivered a wicked clothesline with a VCR, sending Gorilla flailing to the ground! Then plugging in the already broken open VCR, he shoves Gorilla's head into it electrocuting him, sending him into convulsions, and finally into death, marking the 2nd Death of a Gorilla in the EWA! WMX killed Gorilla II and won the match! I think this EWA Death may have been one of the saddest, seeing that Gorilla II had many more matches and memories under his belt than all the others who have died before him... in fact he was a replacement for the other Gorilla, who also died... so it's quite tragic... in a weird turn of events, some new huge fat man, named Gorebelly, with a zombie face/mask? on came out, dragging the Gorilla's corpse away! I dunno what he's all about, but Suicide soon ran out and stole the dead Gorilla's coat(the 49'ers one he always wore, I assume)... WMX then came across a note stuck in the ground with a Sai that read: "Psycohol says you're next! Consider this a Warning! -D" What?! What's this??? Is Psycohol coming back to NY already?! Doubtful as far as I know... he's still here in Hawaii and working as much as ever, I don't see him leaving anytime soon.. so what's this note mean? Why is it signed "D"? Hmmm... next up on this card full of Stip Matches was to be newcomer Hack McNasty taking on EWA's local buffoon, the Ninja in a TKO Match! Hack McNasty finished Ninja with a solid Kendo Stick shot, knocking Ninja down 3 times for the win... the end score was 3-1, Hack your winner! Suicide then came out announcing Psychotron's death..... ok..... so another EWA Jobber has died in the same show? Hmmm.... Suicide did have Psychotron's orange shirt, along with Gorilla's coat, trying to steal dead people's looks apparently and mesh them into one...... but... but I am not so sure about Psychotron's death... I heard of no body ever being shown... Suicide could have simply gone to Walmart and bought an identical shirt, or more likely just stoilen it from Tron's locker... sure Tron hasn't been seen in awhile, but I wouldn't count on Suicide's information ever! Do you think that the man who once pulled a gun on Psycohol mid-match would die that easily?! I mean that was one of EWA's most shocking moments!!! A gun!!! In a match!!! Lucky Psyco was quick to react! But no way, Psychotron is NOT dead, I guarantee it! Anyways, the 4th Match... Suicide comes out wearing all these "dead" Superstars' clothes to face the giant newcomer X-Loco in a Steel Cage Match! It was a brawl, as expected from 2 big men, but Suicide, the loser that he is, landed a nice Dropkick somehow, almost sparking some hope! But in the end X-Loco took home the win with a nice Spear, followed by his exit through the door! No climbing for this big boy! Now onto the Main Event, the 1st Blood-by-VCR Tag Match! WMX and Drixon vs. Disruptor and X-Loco! WMX came out with the one Sai he found with that threatening letter, and what's this? Disruptor shows up with the other Sai!!! It was Disruptor who left the note... which means..... has Psycohol hired Disruptor from afar to take out his continued vengence on Wolfman X?! That's insane! An overseas feud, and Disruptor is now Psycohol's tool-of-trade! WMX is NOT safe! Anyways, it was a good match, with big X-Loco somehow managing to get off the ground for a Dropkick on Drixon, and everyone else doing good stuff, like WMX 1979'ing and Cliffhanging Big Daddy Dis'! Disruptor himself hit some nice Flipping Sentons off the Table onto WMX and Drix! But the most interesting stuff was insane! Mid-Match, Hack McNasty runs in, attacking Wolfman X, and dragging him off camera, then beating down Drixon too! Face then runs in, attacking Hack, X-Loco, and Disruptor!!! What's he have to do with any of this?! He drags Hack and Loco off! WMX runs back out, but soon that mystery man known as Gorebelly comes out attacking the DOX! eventually it gets back to the original 4 guys, and on the end, WMX put Disruptor's head between 2 VCR's, then jumped off a table with a Chair!!! Pulling Disruptor out, blood was seen oozing, and the 1st Blood Match was called to a halt! THE DOX won in glorious fashion, marking their triumphant return! But what is up with all these mid-match attacks??? Hack and Gorebelly, 2 new guys, helping out X-Loco's team? Are all these new Superstars in coercion? And Face helping WMX and Drixon?! He doesn't have a friendly history with either man! Maybe it's his continuing attacking of this new Hack guy... but why? Guess we'll hafta wait and see, I'll let ya know next time... by the way, this was EWA's 90th Show... 10 more to 100! EWA's gettin' old! But the countdown is on til we hit 100! Will any of the old guys return for the Anniversary or will WMX hafta chime it in with just the new roster? I hope not, but we'll see... and don't think 10 shows is gonna come too fast... give it maybe 8 months to a year from now or more... we'll see...
10/20/06... Psycohol has just recently updated and wrote more commentaries on his "Complete Roster Evaluation" Page! Check it out... he has just added many of the 'Oneonta Year' mainstays, such as Max Delirium, Vince D., Keven James, and others... if you wanna see what he's got to say about them, or if you've never checked the page and wanna see what he's said about everyone else, maybe even you... then go check it out! Look for the blinking link above!
11/4/06... Alright last Sunday, just about a week ago(yeah, I'm lazy), the EWA held it's 91st Show! It was simply entitled "Chaos!" WMX opened the show as always, this time addressing 3 questions that must be answered... 1. Why did Hack McNasty attack the DOX in the last show? 2. Why did Face save Drixon Webb in that same match? 3. Why did Gorebelly also run in and attack the DOX? That's when Hack and X-Loco come out, claiming the EWA "originals" are afraid of the new guys, only booking them ikn matches vs. Jobbers and such... WMX explains that's how it always works, JObbers are there to help the unexperience new guys get a few wins off the bat, and not get beaten like they would if they faced him or some of the legends... he was doing them a favor! But they still wanted Title Shots and to be put up with the rest... Wolfman went on to explain andexpose the fact that no EWA Wrestler who has started wrestling after EWA4 has ever won the World Title! The entire Oneonta era produced not one champion up to this point! Max Delirium... the Disruptor... both had their chances, but no-showed on critical dates, that could have been their days to win it! He talked about Vincent Demented and his EAW which folded... no World Titles... what makes X-Loco and Hack any different than the rest of them?! That's about when Hack and Loco attacked WMX, double chokeslamming him on the concrete! During this whole thing a one-time wrestler from EWA1, the Unknown made a brief appearance on camera, which was petty cool, but no wrestling... Hack and X-Loco went out recruiting and offered the Disruptor $25,000 to join the New Reich! Seriously... if they had that kinda money, they wouldn't be here in the EWA! Hahaha! Funny guys, I bet Disruptor's still waiting for that check, and will continue to wait... and wait... and wait... anyways, WMX then went and asked Face to join him, Drixon and the Ninja to be the Revolution! Face accepts! Now onto the matches! First it's Hack McNasty of the New Reich vs. Face of the Revolution! Face starts the match pounding Hack down, but Hack eventually hit 2 Tazz-style Suplexes, and eventually ends Face with the help of a Pickaxe! Hack just committed a huge upset against one of EWA's legends! Wolfman X was then to have a Handicap Match against Suicide and Gorebelly of the New Reich, but IC Champ Kamilian happened to ride up on his bike at the very moment, and WMX asked him to join the Revolution and be his partner! He accepted and it was on! They mostly beat down on Suicide for awhile until WMX told the ref, Cool Jen to go get Face! Face came in and took out Gorebelly, they beat down Suicide some more, Kammy hit his patented elbow off a table a chair-covered Suicide, and WMX soon took the pinfall win! After the match, WMX praised Kammy for being better than he gave him credit for... Disruptor then came out and admitted that Psycohol had offered him $50,000 from Psycohol in Hawaii, to take WMX out, but he refused and said he'd do it for free! So apparently he is now under Psycohol's services, and WMX and Psyco's 1st ever long-distance feud rages on! WMX and Dis then proceeded to set up EWA's 1st ever Extreme Anarchy Rules Match, where the differences slightly varied from a regular Anarchy Rules Match... there were still 5 falls, all with different stipulations, and could happen in any order, but instead of having to win 3 out of the 5 falls, it didn't matter who won how many, it could be 5-0 for all that mattered, but once all 5 falls were completed, the 1st pinfall after them would declare the winner, even if he lost more of the previous 5 falls... so the falls were these...1. 1st man to hit 3 off-table aerial moves wins, 2. 1st to get a Stunner wins, 3. 1st to give Stinger Splash wins, 4. 1st to give the other a chairshot wins, 5. 1st to chain opponent to pavilion and punch 5 times wins... so those were the stips to be met before the final pinfall! So to the match.... WMX won the 1st Fall with a chairshot... WMX soon hit a flying clothesline, and leaping axehandle-like move, but then Dis snuck in a Stunner to win that fall... WMX then hit his 1979 for his 3rd aerial move and won that fall... WMX then won the Stinger Slash Fall, then WMX chained Dis up and punched him 5 times for the final fall-win, going over Dis 4-1... but obviously that didn't even matter... after losing so many falls to WMX, Disruptor just went crazy, spearing him, delivering a huge Dragon Kick off the table into a chair held by WMX, and eventually hooked on Cena's submission hold, wrenching on WMX's head while crosslocking his ankles! WMX was forced to tap... for the 2nd time in his carer maybe? 2nd time in the last couple months... is he going downhill, tapping out like this so much, recently?! Disruptor actually beat Wolfman X one on one... fairly?! It couldn't be!!! WMX has like countless wins over big Daddy Dis! It must have been a fluke! Or are the new guys showing the old guys up?! I dunno, but this was big! To finish off the dazy, there was an Extreme Cage Rumble, where guys had to be tossed out of the Cage until one man was left! At first it was Disruptor vs. Hack McNasty, then came in Gorebelly, Face, then X-Loco... the order of elimination is this: Gorebelly officially joined the New Reich I guess, and walked out... hmmm, ok... Face then eliminated Hack in revenge for the match earlier, then FAce... walked... out... on his own too... ok so that makes the winner about twice-less as legit now... to make the winner even less or maybe completely not legit, Wolfman X ran in to take out his rfevenge and eliminate the Disruptor, giving X-Loco the victory, although he didn't have to eliminate anyone... good for him... WMX and Kammy then came back out and beat down X-Loco to end the show! Now as you can see, the Revolution ended the show strong... but to look at the show as an overall... not counting the last match since it was 4 New Reichers vs. 1 Revolutioner, and that 1 walked out anyways; excluding that match the New Reich won 2 matches, and the Revolution 1 match... Hack beating Face was big! Dis beating WMX was even bigger! WMX and Kamilian beating down Suicide and Gorebelly was... uh... well... expected. So I say the New Reich truly won this show, and proved that they are not a bunch of talentless newbies(not that Disruptor's at all new)... but add on X-Loco's Rumble win, as paper as it seems, and the New Reich is looking really good! The Old-timers are gonna hafta come back out there at the next show and really show these new guys why they are called Legends, cuz they sure didn't look it this past week! I'll let ya know what happens!!!
11/22/06... Okay, I'm even lazier this time! Like 10 days ago, the EWA put on it's 92nd show... and since the update's already been put up on WMX's page, and has been there for days now, I'm not gonna go into too much detail... you can check his page for more detail... so 2 Sundays ago, on 11/12, the EWA held the show "Divided Alliance"... Disruptor, Keven James, Hack McNasty, and X-Loco all opened the show as the New Reich, claiming to be the best since they totally dominated the last show! WMX comes out, talks about the 'divided alliance, and how his Revolution consists of wrestlers who were there for the 1st 4 EWA Revolutions... Disruptor believed he had Main Event status, having made WMX tap out at the last show... WMX responded by challenging Dis to a rematch... a REGULAR Anarchy Rules Match with the same 5 stips as the last show(Stinger Splash, Chairshot, 3 Aerials, Stunner, Chain Chokeout/punch), but being that this was not an Extreme An. Rules Match, that the winner would indeed be who won 3 out of the 5 falls... WMX also challenged Keven James to a Bodyslam Match... and he dubs him "Softcore" Keven James because of his slow sluggish style of wrestling, the opposite of Hardcore... WMX then goes into how EWA was once a united roster to try and be the best Upstate NY Fed around, but now are divided into two... Disruptor says then that he's gonna piss on WMX, but WMX then remembers and re-enacts the act of when he pissed on Dis' head back in '02.... the intro is then over, 1st match, Wolfman X vs. Keven James in a Bodyslam Match! The two fight back and forth a bit, until Softcore Keven James lives up to his new nickname and says it's too cold, and walks out of the match like a baby... as WMX was being declared winner on forfeit however, James runs back out attacking him again, and before long WMX had reversed the tides and bodyslammed James for the victory! The 2nd match was Drixon Webb vs. Hack McNasty... both me seemed sluggish here, and seemed to be totally no-selling each other, so it sucked from what I hear... but Drix got in a good F5 and Suplex before WMX and X-Loco ran in attacked... but after they left the match continued... then WMX ran in again, and Disruptor too, soon the whole thing was called a no-contest! The 3rd Match pitted Ninja vs. Suicide... it was a classic goofball match, with much clowning around, including Ninja giving Suicide a pinkbelly! Suicide delivered a nice Spear at one point, and Ninja began chasing Keven James little boy Austin around the yard for awhile(note: K. James and WMX both have boys named Austin now), but son met with a knee from Austin's mom, Maggi! But in the end, Suicide slipped and fell in the mud, giving Ninja a chance to take the cover and win the match! The 4th Match was Face (Voorhees) vs. X-Loco! They started with a handshake, but Face squeezed ther hell out of it! Loco was mad, and tried hurting Face, but to no avail... Face began choking him out! They both brawled a bit... Face at one point slapped away X-Loco's hand, actually spraining Loco's thumb, which he went to the hospital for afterwards... in the end though, as Face climbed the table and went for a Jumping Bulldog from behind, Loco moved out of the way, and pinned Face who missed the maneuver, for the win! The final match of the show was WMX vs. Disruptor, in an Anarchy Rules rematch from last show!They started off going for Aerials it seemed... Dis hit a flying clothesline from the table, WMX got a Big Splash from the Table, followed by his Welman Legdrop from up there too... but then he missed an elbow, and Dis went up and hit an elbowdrop! Then from the Table Dis hit a SuperStunner, winning both the 3 Aerials and Stunner Falls in one move! 2-0 now for Dis! WMX fought back and hit Dis with chair a couple times to win chairshot fall, 2-1.... soon they had a bikerack set up against the fence/cage like a ladder! They were both climbing, when Dis slipped, and both men fell awkwardly... soon Dis was at top of fence, but WMX pulls his feet, makes him hang there, and then yanks him off! Dis gets WMX on chain, and gives him his own Final Solution, he then puts a chair on WMX's head and throws another chair at it, SMASH! But eventually, the tides turned, and WMX got the chain around Disruptor's neck and punched him like 15 times, winning his chain Fall for the 2-2 tie now... one more fall! WMX chains Dis to pillar and backs up for Stinger Splash, but X-Loco and Hack come out to set Dis free, WMX misses the move! The two Reichers then hold WMX there as Dis runs in and hits the Stinger Splash for the win! Disruptor had just beaten Wolfman X for the 2nd show in a row, a MAJOR upset by far!!! The New Reich proceeds to beat Wolfman down in shame! And the show is over! How will WMX react to this?! To be beaten by this man who had been beaten repeatedly by himself in the past, with no chance of winning... to be beaten by him 2 times in a row?! Sure, there was interference... but may WMX be thinking, "Am I getting too old for this? Maybe these younger guys are better then me... they're fresher, they're healthier, I'm old..." Could those thoughts be running through his head right now?! Probably not, but we'll see next show!
12/6/06... Lazy as always, or should I say busy... EWA held Thanksgiving Thrashing IV last week on November 26th... after skipping the event last year, due to no-shows, they returned to the annual tradition of Thanksgiving Thrashing this year! Very nice! So to open the show, WMX came out and talked about the Thanksgiving Thrashing Legacy, all the retardings, the killings, and everything else! He then officially stripped Kamilian of the Intercontinental Title! About damn time! Since that show back in July, where Kammy and WMX had that real-life altercation on-camera(tho most was deleted afterwards), Kammy has shown up at a grand total of 1 show out of 5... not a very fighting Champion.. and he seemed so dedicated and hardcore into the EWA before that... hmmm... I won't make any speculations, but fact is, he was stripped... WMX mentions how Disruptor and ummm, me... Richard Head(a true honor to be mentioned on an EWA Show indeed), are calling him old and can't take it anymore, being beaten by Disruptor two times in a row and such(it's true)... he wanted to prove us wrong and... whoa, Disruptor attacks fom behind with a Tazmission! Unplanned apparently, not that things are planned, but WMX escaped and got pissed, telling them to turn the camera off! The two argue off camera, all the boys are buzzing! Holy $#!t! This happened with Kamilian back in July as mentioned earlier, now with Dis?! WMX knows not how to stay outta trouble! The 1st Match was a 3 on 1 Handicap Match, where Ninja challenged all the New Reich! So Ninja played around with some traffic signs for awhile before his opponents, Disruptor, Hack McNasty and Keven James all come out and basically beat the living hell out of the poor guy! Disruptor finished Ninja with an Arabian Facebuster(chair set on Ninja's head, then Dis jumps with another chair, legdropping it on that one!)... next up, the DOX(WMX & Drixon) took on Suicide and Gorebelly of the Reich! Gorebelly showed some nice offense, shoving WMX into the fence, and catching him with a sweet DDT! Drixon soon came in, and brawling ensued! Suicide in, more brawling, WMX in, then he goes for a big move, but Suicide is too heavy and lands on WMX's leg hard! WMX was in intense pain, even thinking about stoping the match, but no way! Drixon was tagged backj in, suplex to Suicide... Wolfman X recovered and finished off Suicide with a Splash from the Table for the win! Face Voorhees was then shown hanging out in the woods, when he was suddenly attacked by X-Loco, and chained by the neck to a fence so he couldn't make the next match, for which he was scheduled! That match, originally intended to be a 4-way was now down to a 3-way! Drixon Webb vs. Hack McNasty vs. Keven James! And now the odds were against Drix, with 2 Reich'ers against himself! Once again, Drix and Hack both nosold each other to hell, just like the last show, as each kept throwing chairs at each other and knocking them away! Sounds like a giant Kaiju fight to me! I've seen King Kong and Godzilla do that same game, except with Giant Boulders instead of Steel Chairs! At one point, Hack and Keven James managed to doubleChokeslam Drix through some signs that were set across chairs, but Drix fought back and pinned Keven James after a Piledriver! Drix soon took control of Hack too, with a Suplex, some chairshots, and his Dominator... but Hack kicked out of the pin attempt! But it took only a lowly Double Axehandle more from the table for Drix to get the win over Hack, and hand him his first EWA loss! During this match, on commentary Disruptor challenged WMX to a Wolfman's Lair Match, the one match WMX was undefeated in throughout his career! Wolfman accepted! Mistake or not a mistake? We'd find out later! Disruptor then came out to a new segment called "Disturbing News", where he got feedback from wrestlers about some topic in the news... it was about some killing of some black dude by a bunch of cops, blah blah, this is a wrestling show, why bring depressing stories into the yard, I dunno... but then Disruptor's phone begins ringing... it's Psycohol!!! Live from Hawaii, Psycohol congratulates Disruptor in his 2 wins over WMX, and that he'll be sending out a $75,000 check in the mail for it! Haha, Disruptor just be getting jipped, cuz Psycohol doesn't have that kinda money, he's like a gutterpunk here in Hawaii with no money... so if you're expecting that check in the mail, expect a long wait, followed by an even longer wait, followed by disappointment, okay Dis? I think Psyco's pulling a fast one on Dis, just to get back at WMX, but hey I'm only making assumptions, what do I know... sorry Psyco, I love ya and all, but I think you're lyin.... Dis then said he'd beat WMX again for another $75K! Hahaha!!! WMX then ran out with a Clothesline, and apparently this was the start of the Wolfman Lair's Match! WMX and Dis traded a bunch of moves, with no effect on each other to start it off... after both went for a Moose Charge, they both finally went down! Some highlights... WMX hit a nice Powerslam... WMX gave Dis some of his own chair-moves for insult... WMX set some signs across 2 chairs and Smashed Dis thru them with his armdrop, known now as the Sledgehammer... WMX Standing X-4's Dis through a bunch of signs... it was mostly a WMX-dominated match if you haven't gotten the picture yet... but Dis did Irish Whip WMX into a soda machine, breaking the glass on the inside at one point, then the 2 brawled over to the bleacher area, where WMX eventually managed to chokeslam Dis off them into boxes, followed by a Wolfman Legdrop from the top, and a botched-Blitzkrieg, which still had it's effect, to give a 10-countdown victory over Disruptor, and to keep his Lair-record unscathed! Finally, in a match to declare the new EWA IC Champion, and lone-belt-holder in the EWA, it was to be Drixon Webb vs. Face vs. X-Loco! Before Loco can come out, Drixon tells Face to pin him, which he does... Drix explained that he was only interested in the World Tile(which Psyco currently holds over here in Hawaii), and the IC Belt was below him... so Loco came out to face Face alone! Face's Jason Voorhees-gimmick just doesn't seem to be working for him, cuz Loco kicked the hell outta him and finished him with the new Mantis Palm to become the new EWA IC Champ! Disruptor comes out, handing the Title to X-Loco, claiming that the New Reich now has EWA's only Gold! The show was over! In a sienote, Face was seen in the background, quite in the distance with his mask off and looking frustrated! We couldn't make out his true Face on camera, but he was obviously frustrated with his current losing-streak! Anyways, the next show should be coming right up, I'm sure I'll update you a week or more after it happens if I continue with my current trend, but I'll try my best, maybe even be slightly on time this time... we'll see... okay enjoy your Holidays, I will let you know what's happening when it happens!
12/19/06... So 9 or so days ago, on 12/10/06, the EWA helf it's 94th Show, called, "Face Quits!" I think... the show opened with ummm... Face quitting the EWA of course! He talked about all his gimmicks from the onetime Black Angel to the long "Stab Years", and onto the "Face with a Voice Years", then the "No Voice Yearrs", then the "Perv Years", and finally his latest Friday the 13th gimmick and how he's totally sucking these days... and he admits to never saying the words "I Quit" before in his life until this day! He took off his mask and walked off! But why'd he hafta walk the other way?! I wanted to see his true face!!! The New Reich then came out, toying with Face's mask, before WMX came out... but he soon got a call from the Suits to go to a nearby payphone... in it laid the NEW EWA World Title!!! Basically one of the two old Tag Belts, with tape over it saying EWA! Cheesy and stupid, the whole roster was mocking it, and WMX didn't want to accept it... he was deadset on getting his REAL World Title back from Psycohol... but being that the Suits would fire him if he did not recognize it, he had to submit to their wills... a Gauntlet for the Title, to crown a new EWA World Champ would be held at the next show...the 1st match of the show would be a completely new type of match for the EWA, called the Extreme Series, semi based on the Survivor Series.... there would be 2 equal teams, but after each elimination, both the pinner and the pinned would hafta exit the match, the pinner getting a win in his recordbook, the loser getting a loss... and in the end, I suppose the team whose members win the most wins, but since all the falls count as individual wins, I guess the team win does not... anyways... it was the New Reich(Keven James, X-Loco, and Disruptor vs. the Revolution (WMX, Drixon Webb, and Ninja)!!! The match began with Ninja(wearing Face's mask) being beaten uup and down and all over the place!!! Ninja finally tags in Drixon for some help, and Drix battles Disruptor for a bit before Drix goes for a Suplex, where both men end up pinning each other some how, eliminating them both with a Draw... WMX then takes it to Softcore Keven James for awhile with a buncha big moves, and then sets up a big Box for the Blitzkrieg, but James blocks it a couple times, pissing WMX off, I'm sure of it! WMX goes for a Piledriver, off a Table I assume, and KJ nosells, like he does best, and WMX crashes into the box! Keven tags in X-Loco who takes quick advantage of WMX's current disadvantage and actually pins WMX with the Mantis Palm maneuver! One of the new guys just beat EWA's all-time legend?! Holy crap!!! Sure it wasn't a oneonone regular match, but still! Both men left..... leaving it between Keven James and the Ninja, and I don't even hafta tell you how this went, but I will anyways... KJ finished Ninja quickly, as if you needed to be told! So with 2 wins to 1 draw, the New Reich dominated the Series! Next up was EWA's 2nd Extreme Cage Rumble, due to camera problems, sme of the jobbers in the match got cut out, so the order of entry that we saw on camera was X-Loco, followed by the DOX, both WMX and Drixon, then Keven James, the Disruptor, followed by Ninja in his Face mask, and finally Gorebelly! The order of elimination was first Wolfman X being eliminated by Disruptor, followed by Drixon being pushed out by X-Loco and Disruptor! X-Loco was then tossed by Keven James, and then James by the Disruptor! Ninja and Gorebelly were also soon eliminated by Dis, and Disruptor took yet another big win to add to his impressive string of victories recently! I truly stil question WMX's wrestling skills as of late, and maybe that last win he had over Disruptor may have been the real fluke, not either of Dis' wins! Cuz he was now beaten by X-Loco this show, and then eliminated first in this Rumble! This is not the WMX we all remember, that dominant ego-driven EWA megastar! But anyways... Disruptor's win here automatically bought him the last match in the next show's Gauntlet for the World Title! Very good odds for him!!! And the final match of the day, not truly worthy of being called Main Event, was the DOX making and open challenge, answered by Gorebelly! So with Drixon excessively drunk from drinking before and throughout the show, the match turned out very interesting... It was a drunken beating put down on Gorebelly, and the DOX obviously came away with the victory! So this show was..... different...... but watch for the next show..... 95 will see a new World Champion! EWA's last World Champ, Psycohol ran back to Hawaii with their true belt, but now its time to move on, with a new belt and see who really is the BEST in the EWA again! EWA95's scheduled for New Year's Eve, and it should be awesome, check back for details later!!!!
12/20/06... Wow, I just found out momnents ago that last week on December 14th 2006, Psykadelik and his wife, Blonde Devil Girl had a baby girl, Caelyn! I don't know why I wasn't informed of this, but I would like to congratulate the two!!! Now Psyk joins the club with Wolfman X of Wrestlers with Kids! Damn aren't we getting old!!! Sucks to think about that, but I would like to wish them all the best of l........ PSYCOHOL CUTS IN!!!!!! Whoah, whoah, whoah here Richard Head! I'm taking over from here! Yes that's nice, Psykadelik's a daddy and now has a little girl to watch over, and is too chicken to jump back in the yard and all, very nice, very nice... good luck to him! But he is not what I'm here to talk about! I am here for a personal statement: let's begin... Wolfman X! You out-of-shape dispicable fallen star of yesteryear! You listen, and you listen good! You can even read this out loud at your next show if you'd like, if it doesn't embarrass you too much, which it should... but here goes... you are a DISGRACE! You are only a light shade of what you once were!!! Since I left in July with your precious belt, you have taken nothing but a giant fall from grace! Sure, if you count the numbers, I'm sure you've had more wins than losses, but the fact remains, that NOW as opposed to THEN(before I came back), you have been losing a helluva lot more matches, and to New Reichers nonetheless!!! New Reichers, a stable of less than talented individuals, compromising of rookies such as X-Loco and Hack McNasty... always low-talented nothings such as Softcore Keven James and Suicide... and then seemingly led by the always conveniently absent and less-than-average Disruptor(who I so easily manipulated and used to get long distance revenge on you WMX, not realizing he would actually beat you twice, don't worry, no checks are in the mail, he will never get the money I falsely promised him, cuz he is nothing but a no-good lamer)... and you are losing to the likes of these guys... to Keven James, a guy who can't even sell a move... to X-Loco, who I don't know, but seems like nothing great.... and then there were the 2 losses just mentioned, to Disruptor! I would have called them flukes over the OLD Wolfman X... but now I see these as legitimate wins, and your one win over him as a fluke! You are disgracing the old-school EWA! Drixon too, he keeps drawing with Hack McLoser, and can't keep up with these new talentless scrubs! You guys are giving me a bad name here! If all these new guys are winning every single Rumble or Series-Match, or any other kind of thing that pits Revolution vs. Reich, then I don't wanna be even associated with you guys! We were the frickin' most hardcore sh#t going down in this area for years, me and you WMX, we lost to NO mere rookies! There would be none of that! And you're eliminated 1st in the Cage Rumble?! What a joke! I almost feel like I should come back and take over the Revolution myself, and just throw you guys into the Wash-Ups stable! Cuz that's all you, Drixon, Ninja, and Face are! At least Face finally realized it... maybe it's time for you to go back behind the camera and be Commissioner, as these new @$$holes begin a craptacularly low-grade EWA for the New Generation! I would love to come back and kick all of their @$$es and all of your @$$es!!! As far as I see it, there is no one NOW in the EWA equal to myself, nor equal to what you once were, what Drixon once was.... maybe you should call up Execution, theres some freakin' talent! WMX, you're just getting old.... like Disruptor said... like Dick Head said, like I'm now saying... you're old and cannot handle it anymore! Hang em up! I already know you aren't going to win the Title in that Gauntlet... cuz you've lost your edge! I'm glad you guys are getting some phony rip-off belt to replace the one I hold here... cuz the one I hold here does not deserve to be held by any of the FILTH that pollutes the EWA these days! The true belt will stay with a true deserving champion! The invitation is always out there, if you'd like to come out here and take it from me! Goodbye! Enjoy your cold days, as I lay on the beach!
12/31/06... In the wee hours of the morning of New Years' Eve, Hawaii-time I write this report... IN New York-time, approximately 5:30am, we are only hours away from whats scheduled to be EWA95!!! What will happen then and there, I cannot even make any guesses... will Wolfman X address Psycohol's recent comments on this website? Who will become the new EWA World Champion, in the Gauntlet that is scheduled to take place, with their NEW BELT?! What will happen this time between the New Reich and the Revolution?! So many questions to be answered, all I know is that myself and Psycohol wish we could be there! As much as Psycohol seems to hate what's going on, you know he'd love as much as anyone to be there and ruin it! But he's scheduled to work tomorrow, and all planes are booked! Anyway, what I really put this update on now for, was to let you know that Psycohol got some pics of the new guys, X-Loco, Hack McNasty, and Gorebelly, and has added them all into the EWA collage up above! So check it out, see if you can find them! That should finish the collage, he has no plans editting it any further... but with their pics now in our hands, soon enough, those 3 should have profiles up on the EWA Profile Page... I'll let you know when they're up... and I'll let you know what happens at the show later today once I know! See you guys soon!
1/2/07... Happy New Year everybody, and let me tell you, this may be one of the best years ever for the EWA!!! Even without Psycohol! That's right, why you ask? Because of EWA 95, Wrestlecraze 2006 Revisited! Definitely the best show since Psycohol's return this summer (in the way of surprises, cuz I think it was definitely a better show overall, not that I was there).... heck, maybe the best show since Psycohol left for Hawaii over a year ago... why you ask?! Because of another return... a return much much longer in the waiting... not to mention the outcome of the Gauntlet, etc... but I'll get to that when I get to it! 1st off, WMX comes out, along with Drixon, to address Psycohol's rant that he had here on this website a few updates ago! WMX basically calls Psyco the real f&%$ing Loser and brings up how Psycohol said nobody was in the EWA and how his return this summer would bring back the big names, which it did not... then how the show after Psyco left, all these old guys return, and new guys debut, WMX claiming that it was because they all hated Psyco and waited for him to leave! He addressed Psyco's lack of respect for the new talent, and how he stiffed Disruptor on a promised reward! Disruptor and the Reich came out and addresed Psyco a bit, expressing their dissatisfaction with his comments, and folks, we've got brewing possibly EWA's 1st ever long-distance feud! Very nice! May not be any physical battles, but words can be just as stinging! WMX also claimed that he WOULD win the Gauntlet today despite Psycohol's comments of his "fall from grace" and getting "old"! Then WMX introduces the Extreme Gauntlet, how there could be no draws at all, and how whoever, if anyone, defeats X-Loco, they get an IC Title Shot at the next show! So onto the Gauntlet! Since Gorebelly lost the match at the last show and was automatically 1st in the Gauntlet, he drew from the hat Keven James! This was a real short match, with KJ taking advantage and quickly finishing Gore with an Elbowdrop off a ladder! Keven then drew the Ninja's name, who came out goofing around like always... during the match, Ninja caught KJ's leg and started spinning him around in circles... Ninja soon tried to emulate it to himself or something and got dizzy, then KJ hit a Spear, followed by the hooking of a Half-Boston Crab for his 2nd victory and moving on to the next round! Unfortunately he next drew Drixon Webb's name! Drix came out and basically killed KJ! A bunch of brawling, a huge Suplex, and a Dominator into some boxes to finish the former Redneck Willy off! Drixon then drew Hack McNasty's name, for their 3rd or 4th encounter! Hack started off quick, drilling Drixon into the Cage hard and beating on him! Drix came back with a nice Suplex and all, but after Hack managed to throw Drixon off a table, he went for a Flipping Swanton-ish Bomb! ANd Psycohol is one thing coming off the table with that, but with Hack McNasty weighing a lot more than Psycohol, his weight basically crushed Drix's ribcage! Drix got up in sudden pain! The camera was stopped for a bit, making sure he was ok, but when the match was restarted, Hack came from behind with a Low Blow and quick pinfall for the win! Hack then drew Suicide into the Gauntlet! Suicide immediately came out, hugging Hack and tried to climb the Ladder, but was knocked off by Hack and pinned quickly! Dr. Evil (no longer Black Knight) was drawn next, making his EWA return, but again with yet another new mask(looking like an old chinese monk)! This man has gone through so many name and mask changes it's not funny anymore! Hack beat the hell out of Evil, and his return, and after a big Power Bodyslam, hit a Legdrop for the win to advance yet again! Hack then drew Wolfman X's name!!! The two had a good match, at one point when WMX was going for a Piledriver or something, Hack reversed it into a nice Back Body Drop! He soon hit a nice Belly to Belly Suplex too! But WMX took back control and hit his Cliffhanger, and the Final Solution with the chain, and a sweet Chokeslam onto some chairs and a ladder!!! Finally after one of his best Blitzkriegs in quite awhile, Wolfman defeated the New Reicher for the advance in the Gauntlet! The next match for WMX was going to be against X-Loco, and this is where the shizz went down! Earlier in the match, X-Loco took advantage and was gonna go for a Spear, but WMX moved, and Loco crashed hard into a shopping cart, busting up his elbow in the process!!! Much more action ensued, and then WMX hooked on a Belly to Belly Suplex! From the sidelines, Drixon yelled "Look Out!!!" And here's where the moneyshot for the show comes into play! Here's what marks this show down in the history books as a landmark... as Wolfman X ducks in response, NATAS runs out missing him and hitting X-Loco over the head with a Nightstick!!! NATAS back in the EWA?! What?! Didn't he retire?! Didn't he move to Florida?!?! After missing his shot on WMX, he managed to start beating down his old enemy, not even giving WMX a chance to realize who the attacker was! Drixon ran out, dragging off Natas, and WMX not knowing even what happened crawled over to pin X-Loco for the win! Drixon then begins trying to explain to WMX what happened and that Natas had returned and attacked him! WMX would have none of this, and didn't believe a word of it! Who would?! Natas hated the EWA! But then Drix pointed, and out came Natas!!! Indeed he was BACK!!! Psycohol's return this summer after a 9 month absense, what?! Do I care? Natas' return after like a 2 or 3 year absense? YES!!! WMX is in awe, as Natas brings up WMX's 'cowardly' attack on a Florida beach this past summer, when WMX did his Florida invasion tour... he calls WMX a sissy-@$$-girl and stuff, then claims that WMX is always trying t one-up him! Natas goes into how he's done everything first, from holding the EWA Title once, twice, thrice, etc times to holding all the belts at once, to everything else, and how WMX has always tried to mimmick and one-up all of that! Natas then wants WMX to drop his ego, and shake his hand, and admit that Natas is at least just as good as him... WMX goes for the shake, but refuses to acknowledge any such honor! He even agrees that if he defeats Disruptor in the final match of the Gauntlet, that he'd defend against Natas at this very show!!! They exit, and we are all stunned! I am so jealous I missed this show!!! Disruptor comes out for his Disturbing News segment about Sadaam's execution(which I was personally against, not cuz I support Sadaam, but because it was a glorified American-backed circus, and even he didn't deserve to be made into such a show as this, only more violence and hatred can spring from this... America dealing out death like this is kind of against the morals we apparently stand for)... anyways, the segment ends with WMX and Dis starting their match, the final match of the Gauntlet! The winner of this match would be the new EWA World Champion!!! Some highlights... WMX hits a big DDT, which Disruptor is still trying to recover from... Dis however fought back and hit a nice Splash from the Lader, but was one-upped WMX-style, as WMX put the ladder on the table and climbed a couple rungs to give Dis a Splash! WMX then whiplashed Disruptor througha weak part of the tennis court Cage, busting it open! A bunch of submission holds followed, and after WMX hit a leaping Smash, sending Disruptor into a huge pile of weapons, Wolfman X got the surprise 3rd win of the night to win his 9th EWA World Title and totally prove Psycohol wrong!!! He had taken out 3 straight New Reichers consecutively to disprove what previous shows had hinted at! He was not too old or falling from grace, he was the EWA Champion again! Oh yay, back to another neverending reign of Wolfman X, as if his last reign wasn't long enough...... but oh wait, what's this? That's right, WMX promised Natas that Title Shot! Aww snap! The match was on!!! All the patented moves, no need to mention them all, we all know WMX's arsenal, and Natas' if you forgot, includes such wonders, as the vaulting back-elbow, the side-backbreaker drop, the double legdrop, and a host of many others! I dunno how much rust showed, but it sounded like he did well! It's been years since he's wrestled a match, but it sounded like he was all back into it again and wanting to stick around maybe??? Anyways, with the match, WMX hit his Final Solution for like the 3rd or 4th time of the night... boooooring!!!! But he made up for it, by Big Booting the Ladder right into Natas' face! Then he chokeslammed Natas onto all the weapons! WMX goes for a Blitzkrieg, but Natas slips out, Superkick!!! Both men down for the 9 count, But they are back up, and just like old-times Natas hits the Stunner and gets the 1,2,3 win!!! In his 1st match in like 2 or 3 years of relaxing in Florida, Natas single-handedly defeats EWA's current and maybe all-time greatest wrestler, he racks up his 50th career win, and he wins his 7th EWA World Title!!! How cool is that?! Wolfman X and the New Reich both go into the New Year without their prized EWA World Title, as this renegade invader takes it for himself in his 1st show back!!! Although I have et to see this show, I already know it's one of the best in awhile! I mean, Natas' long-craved return, and seemingly not just for one-show! He may be around a little while and regular this time for the first time in a looong time! The show was over, leaving many questions to be answered, and many reactions to be sought! I for one can't wait to see what happens next! EWA 100's coming up fast, and it's sad that Psycohol is not going to make it! But he is no longer the news, is he? We'l see if he's got anything to say about it... til next show, I'll seeya later!!!
1/15/07... Ok, so a few little things have gone down since we last met... first off, after the last show, it was discovered that Drixon Webb broke a few ribs after visiting the hospital... Hack's Senton Bomb left more of an impact than we thought! We wish Drixon the best of luck in recovery..... also, a show was supposed to happen yesterday, but due to a few no-shows and injuries, it is going to be delayed another two weeks... so expect EWA97 in a couple weeks, and I'll let you know what happens! And finally, on Myspace, the EWA site just got a friend request from some CWA(Chenango Wrestling Federation) group who as their opening headline claims that "This Ain't No EWA!" And after looking at pictures of their current roster, and reading their info, I must concur, and openly agree that they Ain't no EWA, are nothing close, nor ever will be... apparently they were just founded recently, 2006 it says... I don't know if its a legitimate Federation, if it's even had any shows yet or plans to, or is just a figment of these guys' imagination... but apparently they claim to be the Real Deal, but I couldn't help but laugh at the pictures... now don't get me wrong, EWA's had it's share of goofy idiotic wrestlers to laugh at, but the EWA had much talent at the same time, to overshadow the mediocre... this Fed tends to highlight the mediocre... but maybe I'm just biased... anyways, if anything ever really comes of this CWA or it's wrestlers, and if it ever somehow crosses over with the EWA, I will let you know! Things could get interesting! All this new stuff happening since I moved to Hawaii with Psyco can only be a good thing for the EWA's legacy! As much as Psycohol hates all this new stuff, I'm gonna hafta say I'm proud of the guys back home, and am envious of not being there myself... although this paradise is quite nice! Seeya later!