3/19/06... Alright folks, I am here to make a public apology... being that this is Psycohol's webpage technically, and that I just write the reports, some of the things I say may rub off on him, and apparently my last update got him in a little trouble, and some bad feelings thrown his way... so I will first of all say sorry to Psycohol, as well as to Wolfman X for making it sound like I spoke for them, because I definitely did not, the words spoken in these updates, unless noted otherwise, are of my own opinion, Richard Head... so when I spoke of Vince Demented and how his newspaper article dissed the EWA, and angered a few people, I would like to say sorry, because I didn't think before writing... I am a news reporter you know, it happens with all of us... like the news reporter who interviewed Vince and Max for that paper, yet failed to contact WMX... they twisted words and inadvertantly started this whole issue... so the other day, on a certain webpage, in response to my report, Vince called out WMX and Psyco for talking BS behind his back and stuff like that... well sorry Vince, I didn't mean to start anyth... wait, yes I did mean to start something... I am a wrestling reporter, I love to see new feuds, so maybe I did write that to instigate this a little, but I am sorry if you took it personally, it was not! Psyc and WMX didn't like the article very much, but understand that the reporter probably twisted words, as well as they understood that some little informant is in all likeliness telling lies... it wouldn't be a first time... so well there it is... I am sorry to all parties involved, I suck, and I will cover both future EWA and EAW news as much as I can, and will be more careful what I say from now on! Wrestle on!
5/18/06... Wow, it's been just about 2 months since I've updated and... there's still really nothing to report... wrestling-wise that is... not one show in how many months?! The EWA truly has gone pathetic without Psycohol around hasn't it... full of paper champions who haven't yet even defended their titles! It's pretty sad... but according to WMX a show is booked sometime within this next week... maybe? Will it happen?! I'm doubting it, since usually no one shows up... but we'll see, I'll let you know what happens! As for other news... Vince Demented, the wrestler I had to to publicly apologize to a few months ago for some remarks I made, has officially gone and said the opposite of what he said in his newspaper article, or maybe he said it on Myspace or something... but he said, just like WMX and Psycohol, he would be wrestling til the day he died, because it is what he loves! It's in his blood! No matter how beaten he got, he would always be back for more... cuz he's ADDICTED!!! I was like "Alright, way to go Vince!" But only like two weeks after he makes that lifelong vow, he puts this up on Myspace:
"ok....I think I am quitting wrestling. In the article it said I was gonna wrestle till I couldn't...that I was addicted. The problem is...is that I am in no shape to wrestle. and I was barely decent when I did wrestle...I think it is time to hang up the coat and glasses..metaphorically speaking because frankly..I like the shades and love the coat. Short of a miracle......I think Vincent Demented is no more than a memory....if that."
So I guess that means he's done then... well his next "Blog" goes on about asking his friends if he should join the Military... I dunno what crazy things are going through the guy's head, but wherever Vince ends up, we wish him good luck... it's just sad to see one of the guys who was most into it, just up and leave like that! So I guess you can add him to the list of retirees of EWA's long list of wrestlers, past and present... it also means, no more EAW... that whole dream collapsed as so many other non-EWA dreams have in the past... well, nothing new there! Still the EWA needs to pick up again! It's getting sad and very PXW-esque in the lapse of time between each show! Anyways, in other news, Psycohol has just put up a new Page here on this site, with a list of every EWA, PXW, BTVW, WWF, EAW, etc. wrestler and personality to ever grace the camera... pretty much I guess... and to each one, he leaves a brief paragraph or personal comment about the individual and what Psyco thinks of them... so far Psyc has all of the EWA1 personalities up there, but he has got sooo many more to do, keep watching that page for updates! And keep checking my column, cuz I'll put stuff up once I get the news! Later!
6/6/06... Happy 6/6/06!!! The day of Evil is upon us!!! I will doubtfully make it another 100 years to see another one, unless some miracle long-lasting life drugs come out soon, so I'll celebrate it now..... by sitting here and doing nothing... at all..... but anyways, EWA had a show a couple days ago, on the 4th, and once I get the results I will update ya! Keep checkin'!
6/8/06... Alright, so back on the 4th, EWA held it's 3rd show in the past 8 months since Psycohol bailed on em! Yup, they've been struggling to get back on their feet after such a heavy loss... the how was called "F*** the EWA!" Why would it be called that? I'll get to that in a minute... 1st off, WMX is cruisin' around in his car like a maniac til he arrives at good ol' Weiler Park(Arena where 'Clash in Cage's' took place and the big bleachers powerbomb show was)... WMX gets out, smashes a stereo as usual, and rips down some Jackson Family Reunion sign that was up...? I dunno, I was just passed on this news, I'm in Hawaii, remember... so why was the show named "F*** the EWA?" WMX begins bringing up how almost everyone major in the EWA's history at one point or another has themselves declared "F*** the EWA" somewhere along the line... Jevon and Ground Zero have both said it when forming their UWA, yet both have come back to have more matches... Natas and Drakon have both said it on various occasions, yet they also came back... heck Drake was at this show doing camera and commentary... Disruptor said it, and came crawling back... Psycohol said it, back in September when he left the EWA, and althoughb he hasn't come back yet, WMX emphasized how he got beaten into a bloody mess and was sent packing after he said it... and the last person to say it was Kamilian at the last show! And Kammy was right back here for this show, WMX vowed to destroy him! WMX then went on about Vincent Demented's little Myspace blogs about wanting to hang up the boots and join the military, etc., etc., and then mentions Kitty Valentine and her supposed twin Butterfly Child... WMX queried if they were another Mad Dog/Gaybird or General/Max kinda thing, or maybe real seperate people like Dr. Evil and Keven James... we all want to know, but apparently she moved to North Carolina and wussed out from the EWA! So we may never know, WMX pissed once again! Then WMX brings up Amazon Man, EWA's current IC Champ, and says that he recently had a heart attack! EWA's only member thus far, as far as I know to have had one... well unfortunately WMX had to strip him of the title due to the fact that he probably won't be wrestling anytime soon, and that the Title would be up for rabs at the next show, Wrestlecraze! We all wish Amazon Man the best of luck in recovering and gettin' back to his normal life! Anyways after WMX is done ranting, Kamilian comes out dissing the EWA and proclaiming how everyone has always looked over him... how everyone from Psyc to Natas to Jevon to Drake to WMX to Drix and everyone else has HAD THEIR TIME, but he has never had his! Is this true? It sounds it... but ya know, ther only person who can make things happen is oneself! So is Kamilian ready to step it up? Sounds like it! WMX announced that later it would be himself and the Disruptor vs. the Tag Champs, Kamilian and Drixon Webb for the Titles!!! Now onto the matches! First off the Ninja, back to normal took on the returning Gorilla... who now thought... that he was... "Notorious" Jevon Hill.... oh... no!!!!! another wannabee! So the Jevon-wannabee would be fighting last year's Natas-wannabee! Gorilla hit a bunch of Jevon-style moves like clotheslines and stuff, and finished the Ninja with the New York Elbow! We're in fr another ride I can tell! Randomly the camera shows Drakon and Drixon trying to hotwire some tractor in the park... humorous it sounds... the next match was a #1 Contenders Match for the World Title! Drixon Webb vs. the Disruptor! This one was a brawl between the 2 big men, but ended when Drixon Piledrove Dis for the 1,2,3! Drixon would be getting the Title shot! Then out of nowhere WMX's phone rings and it's none other than Psycohol from Hawaii, calling to gloat about how he was sitting on the beach catching sun or what not, while WMX got all pissed off! Psyco told me about this... good laugh haha! Anyways the World Title Match was up next between WMX and Drixon! AFter a good rough match, WMX hooks Drixon in the Camel Clutch! Out runs Kamilian to attack! Disruptor joins in, attacking Kammy... I think... No Contest for the World Championship match! Kammy ends up beating both WMX and Dis down w/ Drix... the next match was Kamilian vs. Suicide! Suicide puts up a decent match for once, hitting Kammy with a nice Flapjack move! Kamilian doesn't give up though, and defeats Suicide with his Kammy Clutch! The Main Event was up next with WMX and Disruptor challenging Kammy and Drixon for their Tag Team Titles! At one point during the match, WMX and Kammy get into it real UFC style, grappling it up! Dissention was becoming quite obvious between the Tag Champs though, especially after Wolfman whipped Kammy into Drixon and they started brawling! WMX soon gets his hands on Kamilian again and rams his head hard into the chain link fence of the tennis courts! After the brutal head-ramming, Kamilian did something not seen often in the EWA... he turned tail and ran away!!! That's right, he ran away from the match entirely because he couldn't handle WMX's brutallity!!! Hahahaa!!! Drix just threw his arms up not caring and said they'd forfeit the match! WMX and Disruptor took the win, but Wolfman X declared that there would no longer be any Tag Team Titles due to the lack of a roster to support enough tag teams, and the EWA would be going back to it's old-style with only the World and IC Titles!!! End of show! I will update you when Wrestlecraze happens!!! Hopefully it will happen soon! Maybe summer will make shows more frequent like in the past? Or maybe the constant lack of stars like Psycohol and Mr. Execution will continue to drag the EWA down... We'll see!
6/18/06... Wow, I'm updating so soon after the last update? Amazing! First off, last night, Psycohol was seen in on of Honolulu's premier punk clubs, the Pink Cadillac singing live with his friends the Substitoots, to their tune "Pizza"! Check out the pic at the top of the page! And even more crazy than that.... oh it's true, the EWA actually held it's 2nd show within 2 weeks for the first time in awhile... maybe Summer truly is EWA's calling! Nonetheless, not many showed up, and it was officialy the smallest Wrestlecraze in EWA history I believe! Wrestlecraze 2006 it was titled, and I assume it took place today June 18th, since I got the phone call this morning and WMX said it happened "today"... being that it was 9am here, musta been 3pm back there so I guess it was this "today"... anyways, very small show! WMX opened the show as usual and basically talked about how awesome the last Wrestlecraze was and how many people were there, and how this one would be the complete opposite... in fact one of the superstars was in a hurry to get out, so they didn't even have time for the traditional Wrestlecraze Tournament... but oh well... next up, Drixon Webb comes out and rants his head off about his wife who had recently left him! I could imagine the insanity, I'm glad I wasn't there! The first match of the show's 2 matches was to declare a new IC Champion, between two former IC Champs who were never beaten for their belt... Kamilian and "Notorious Jevon Hill".... obviously Jevon wasn't really there, it was the Gorilla, who thought he was Jevon, thought he was a former IC Champ... so the two had a Tree Match for the Belt, where in the end, the Gorilla got his leg wedged somewhere in a picnic table and Kammy managed to flip the table over on him and grab the belt to become the new champ! This sounds weird, but in the Final Match of the Show(so short right?!), Wolfman X defended his World Title against the now trimmer Drixon Webb in a 3 Stages of Hell Match! The first fall was to be a Suplex match, to see who could Suplex the other man first! Both men went for Suplexes after some action, but both blocked... WMX soon got Drixon up for the W4(F5) {wow, oh yah, Drix lost weight, I guess it's possible), but Drixon slipped out and hooked on the Suplex to win the first fall! The 2nd match was to be a Cage Match inside the Weiler Park tennis courts! There was lots of brawling here, and the fall went to WMX when Drixon Avalanched him through the door accidentally, letting WMX hit the outside ground first! Drixon's mistake!!! The match was even, and in the 3rd Stage of Hell, the Box Match(like a Table Match, but w/ cardboard boxes) the Title was on the line!!! The two brawled and eventually ended up fighting all the way to the top of the same infamous bleachers WMX Powerbombed Psyco off years ago... WMX got lucky and Choketossed Drix off the top through a box below and won the match to continue his excessively long title reign!!! WMX jumped off with a Big Splash on Drix for the helluvit, and the show was over! When will the next show take place?! Well folks, I just heard on the wind... rumors only... just rumors... but what I heard... is that the next EWA Show could take place in... you won't believe this.... Hawaii?! Nope! Sorry Psycohol fans... Oneonta?! Nope! Sorry Shortcakes fans! Saugerties, NY?! Nope! Sorry Dementia fans... Florida.... Florida is what I heard.......... interesting.................
7/2/06... This is just hearsay, but rumor has it that Wolfman X was spotted in Florida last week, and seen headed towards a few former wrestlers' places... what happened I do not know... heck, I don't even know if it's the truth, but I'm sure we'll find out at the next show if any truth lies in those rumors... I will keep you updated... next show should be next weekend if all works out well!
7/9/06... Wow huge news today folks, and I am sore... but I'll get to that later... first off, the EWA had it's 86th Show today, EWA Invasion Tour! To open the show, Wolfman X came out talking about how pissed off he was that nobody's showing up at these EWA shows nowadays, and how he somehow managed to find former PXW star, Psycometer downtown, who agreed to fight at the EWA Show today! Are you serious?! Psycometer rarely fights for the PXW, I didn't even know where the heck he's been hiding these last few years, and somehow WMX finds him and gets him for a show?! Anyways, WMX then points to the Extreme Screen to show people what he did in Florida a week ago! SEE! I was right, he was in Florida!!! Anyways, there are clips of him attacking Jevon Hill, Ground Zero and even Natas all on their own beaches, as well as a lot of hot chicks being taped, haha! Anyways, apparently he invaded Florida purpposely to seek out his foes of the past and beat them down one by one! What was he proving, I don't know, but back to the live show... Psycometer first has to prove himself by fighting EWA's own, the Ninja! So indeed it seems to be Psycometer who comes out screaming his "Fafura's" all into the camera and displaying his martial arts... he finishes Ninja quick with an array of most all the moves we remember him for... the Triple Knee, the Belly to Back toss, the Spinning Roundhouse, and the finisher, the Head-Leg Squeeze (Psycobmission anyone?)... next up, somehow after the beating he took last week and possible broken leg, the Gorilla, thinking he's Jevon still, wanted a rematch with Kamilian! Kamilian worked on the leg a bit, which Gorilla could barely stand on, beat him up some more, and finally made him tap to the Kammy Klutch for another win! In the final match, WMX challenged Psycometer to a Finishers Match, since he was dying to give someone a Blitzkrieg! He even put his World Title on the line, which he has been holding for at least 15 straight months! Psycometer accepted, the techno hit, and the match was on! WMX took control early, taking the smaller, more inexperienced PXW'er down a few times, and even went for the Blitzkrieg, but Psycometer slipped out and fought back, Fafura'd a few times, gave WMX all his signature moves mentioned from the last match... once he locked his Psycobmission on WMX, it looked like it was over, but WMX rolled him up to break it... later Psyc tried again, but same result... finally Psycometer used the picnic table for leverage, and held on his Finisher, pinning WMX to the ground for what seemed like the biggest upset in EWA History! In a surprise turn of events, WMX handed the belt to Psycometer willingly, no sneak attacks, but when he did, the shock heard round the world came! Psycometer unmasked to reveal his true self to be none other than Hawaii's own PSYCOHOL!!!!! It was never Psycometer, it was Psycohol doing a damn good impression! What the Hell was he doing back from Hawaii?!?! WMX thought quick thouggh and took the immediate opportunity to Blitzkrieg Psycohol and cover him for the pin! The ref counted, and somehow rewarded the Title to WMX! Psycohol was furious, but WMX explained that Psycohol had to win using his own finisher, not Psycometer's, and Psyc was pissed! WMX retained!!! Psycohol attacked him and they brawled down by the Chenango River! Psyc left, and WMX came straight to Psyco's home, the PXW Arena... that's where Wolfman found me... I immediately jumped on the opportunity for an interview... I didn't realize that Psycohol had already made his EWA return... I knew Psyco was home obviously, since I was also home, as I am now as I type this, but I promised Psyco to keep his return as a surprise! WMX didn't like this, and questioned why I never told him Psyco was returning... WMX threw me down like an angry Irishman, and tossed me into the garage... but then Psycohol avenged me and attacked WMX again... but WMX reversed the tides and Blitzkrieged Psyco on a hard table, then walked off... Psyco meaning to be over with this, walked down innocently to the basketball tournament downtown to see friends, when WMX attacks him again and chokeslams him in public! Getting back to his house at the EWA Arena, WMX is attacked by an angry Psycohol, who Senton Flips WMX on his back steps! Psyc walks off, daring WMX to hold another show! Folks, now that it has happened I will not hold back any secrets, but yes, Psycohol is BACK IN NEW YORK... but only for a short period of time... 3 weeks to be precise... so he was hoping on 3 shows in 3 weeks... one down, and the Psycometer disguise seemed to go just as he had planned... I mean I'm not in on it with Psycohol, I'm not working as a team with him to destroy WMX or anything, but I do live with the guy and know things... so if I hafta risk myself and the not leaking of early rumors, so I can get a bigger bang when the actual story explodes, so be it... but I am not in this against you WMX! I thank you for keeping me updated while I am far away! But let's stop worrying about that and just get excted for the next few weeks, because it looks like the EWA may be rejuvenated for just a short time maybe! I will keep you updated!
7/17/06... Ok, it's 2am here and I have got to get to sleep because I hafta go out of town tomorrow morning and will be gone a couple days... so I gotta update what happened now, and do it briefly... so the EWA held it's 87th show yesterday (the 16th), "A Little Taste of Hawaii" as Psycohol named it when he opened the show... he went on to say how lame the EWA had been since he left and how nobody showed up, and he was here to sparken it up and more importantly win the World Title and take it back to Hawaii with him!!! Since he was opening, he figured he could make the matches today, and put WMX up against Drixon for the World Title as the opener, and Psyc would get a shot at the winner later! Then Psyc put in his brand new song, that he recorded with his friends' band the Black Tie Operation, called "PB&J"... that's when WMX had enough! He came out and shot down everything Psyco had to say, etc. etc.... first match, WMX vs. Drixon Webb, battle of the powerhouses! It was a decent match, but a lot of brawling... did I mention we had a crowd today... shortly after arriving at Weiler Park, little by little a family showed up to have a picnic... more and more cars, and then more... a lot of people watching the EWA today! Anyways... when WMX had Drix set up for the Blitzkrieg, Psycohol ran in with a hard dropkick and his Backflip Splash! Drix took full advantage, and after a Dominator, pinned WMX to become the new EWA Champion!!! 2 Time Champ now! I believe this is about when Amazon Man was spotted sitting around up on the chain link fence... Psycohol confronted him, saying how they've never met before and all that, but Psyco began pokiing fun a bit at him, and Amazon Man attacked.. and attacked, and attacked some more! Psyco never got a chance to throw in any offense... but by the way Amazn Man handled himself, I can say it's a safe bet that he's doing quite ok after that Heart Attack he suffered earlier this year! Thats good, maybe he can return to the yard full time someday? Anyways, next was a huge 4-way elimination match for the IC Title between the champ Kamilian, Drixon Webb, Psycohol, and Wolfman X! This was definitely the match of the show, with big moves being pulled out all over the place, Psycohol being beaten and giving beating without an inch of rust on him, as good as when he left! The powerhouses threw him around like nothing... as well as Kammy... the crowd was cheering, the match was insane! After WMX gave Psyc a monster Chokeslam and held him down for the pin, Psyco hooked his legs around WMX's choking arm and went for the submission! As the ref counted Psyco's shoulders down 1,2,3... WMX began tapping out at the same moment, and both men were eliminated! Kammy and Drix brawled on, and eventually WMX and Psycohol came brawling back into the scene and chaos erupted between all men! The ref was confused and called a no contest! BS!!! So up next, Ohio Express came out to Psycohol's new studio recording! If you do not know, Ohio Express is Wolfman X's female cousin from... duh... Ohio! She was to face the Ninja, but out came Wolfman X instead, and he seemed upset... he said he was pissed off that she used Psycohol's song, when she shoulda been loyal to him! She didn't like being bossed around and began fighting him! WMX held back as long as he could, letting her beat him all over that place, but finally gave in and kicked her arse! He even smashed her into the cage!!! After a cheap rollup he took the win! In the final match of the show, Psycohol got his World Title Shot against Drixon Webb! It wasn't the longest match, since both men were tire, but it was intense! Psyco hit a nice Corkscrew Plancha off the bleachers at one point! Drix gave some of his big moves as always too, Suplex, Body Slam... but as Drix went for his Dominator, or maybe a Powerbomb, Psyco grabbed a sheet of metal and smashed it over his head at the top and Drix fell back... after 2 Moonsaults, the 2nd off a bench, Psycohol covered Drixon for the win and became a 7-time EWA World Champion! Drixon only held that belt a little over an hour probably! Psycohol claimed he was taking the belt back to Hawaii with him, but they all had one more show to reclaim it, or it truly would!!! Folks what will happen?! As much as I like Psyco, I think it would be a travesty to see the EWA World Title go to Hawaii and disappear from the actual EWA! Wait til next week to see Psycohol's final EWA appearance during this vacation, and be ready to see what goes down, I know I am!
7/24/06... Alright folks, 2 shows have gone down over the last 2 days... an EWA one and a surprise PXW return! But I have only 1 more day until we fly back to Hawaii, so I've no time to tell you what went down at this moment... once back on the islands, I will fill you in on all the crazy $#!* that went down, but the one thing that I must let you all know about now, is that Wolfman X is NOW a Proud FATHER!!!! That's right, just this very night after 6pm sometime, his girlfriend Kayleen had a baby boy named Austin! How does this change the landscape of the EWA?! Only time will tell... but lil Austin Parker... is he ready for the life he was born into?! Wolfman X as a father is insane, I'll update you on the baby if I get any news, and check back in a few days to see if me and Psyco make it back to Hawaii, and I will update you on all the trouble he and others have stirred over the last couple days here in NY! As for now, again I say "Aloha NY!"
7/27/06... Alright, myself and Psycohol both safely returned to Hawaii yesterday, and I'm already missing New York and those fun 3 weeks we had back home... but on with life we go... we will be back again someday! But as for now, let me update you on all you missed in those last few days we were in NY! First off, on July 23rd, the EWA held a show titled "the Fate of the Title", since Psycohol claimed that if he could retain the Title that show, he would bring it back to Hawaii with him! WMX just was not gonna let that happen! But before any matches even got under way, during the opening, some real-life turmoil went down! Apparently as WMX opened and began degrading Kamilian's career, as he al;ways does, Kamilian began to take it personally and put down the camera, wanting to punch Wolfman X in the nose! Many curse words were used, the camera was off... somehow we calmed Kammy down, but when the camera started again on WMX, Wolfman immediately snapped, throwing a garbage can at Kamilian and challenging him right there for a shoot fight! Both men stood head to head for awhile before WMX said it wasn't worth it... I was very nervously standing back hoping nothing was gonna happen... those few minutes were very tense... but somehow we patched it up and got the show underway... Kamilian was to run an IC Title Gauntlet against 3 jobbers... 1st out was the Ninja, who Kammy took care of in a very short encounter, ending with the Figure Four Leglock! His next opponent was none other than the returning Mr. Splooge, who apparently had been training in Japan for some time since we last saw him... he vowed if he lost this match, he would immediately go back and train more until he's good! He lost the match... pathetic as always... godbye Mr. Splooge! Suicide was next up for Kammy, but his music played and he was nowhere... it played again... nothing... DROPKICK from behind by Psycohol! Steel tray over the head!!! Then a nice flogging of fists as Psyco left Kammy laying there bloody, claiming that to be revenge for the bloodying up he received from Kammy and Co. when he left for Hawaii months back! To add insult to injury, Psyco came back out hitting Kammy over the head with a garbage can so hard that his head put a whole in the can and he wore it like a helmet! Psyco was then seen on the phone talking with someone, hmmm.... and since nobody showed up really that day, it was already Main Event time! Psycohol vs. Wolfman X for the EWA World Title! It was an awesome match, Psyco hitting Flying Legscissors, Frankensteiners, Corkscrew Planchas and such, WMX delivering Pumphandles, Chokebombs, X4's, 6 Feet Under's and such..... but in the end WMX received a call on his cell phone, that he picked up and was apparently a Doctor from Cooperstown informing him that his girlfriend was in labor!!! WMX was in shock, and while talking with the Doc, Psycohol snuck up from behind, rolled him up with the Schoolboy and took the pinfall victory to retain his Title!!!! How underhanded!!! Psyco loves winning like that!!! Anyways, a little while later, WMX sits angry in his car, learning that this was all some sick joke played on him, and that his girlfriend was not yet really in labor (she actually goes into labor and has baby boy Austin the day after this show!)... he gets a call from Mr. Execution(whatever happened to him?!), Ex tells WMX it was all a plan by him and Psycohol to make him lose the match, and WMX was pissed! He found Mr. Ex on the railroad tracks in Norwich, his new home, and choked him out and questioned Ex about why Kitty broke up with him, to which Ex laid there and cried! WMX then found Psycohol at the EWA Arena, attacked him with a flying chair, followed by a Big Boot, then hooked on a Cobra Clutch, putting Psycohol to sleep! WMX then proceeded to cut Psycohol's hair!!! Psycohol loved his hair, and loved spiking it to show off to everyone, so this was like a HUGE thing!!! WMX shaved it down practically bald, leaving a tail in the back for emabarrasment purposes! He also announced that the EWA 'suits' said that the Title could NOT go back to Hawaii, since it would not be defended back there, so Psycohol was officially stripped of the Title then and there, and WMX took it away! Big mistake! A few minutes later, Psycohol brutally attacked WMX with a chair, bloddying him up bad as revenge for the bloodying of Psyco last fall, and for the haircut and everything! And as for the EWA World Title, Psycohol took it anyways, and left! So indeed as we speak right now, although Psycohol is not the EWA Champion officially anymore, he has the Title hanging up in his closet here in Hawaii, and it looks like either the EWA's gonna hafta find a new Belt, or go without one for awhile! We'll see what the EWA does about this at their next show, and what happens between WMX and Kamilian after what happened at this last show... but folks, onto the surprise return of the PXW! On the night of the 22nd of July, Psycohol was seen to have laid down Psycometer's things at the PXW Arena, proud how he used them to trick WMX, however the clothes went missing shortly after set down! Later that night, Psycohol went down to Binghamton to Psykadelik's birthday party... he chilled with Psyk, Robert Lane, Devil Girl, and Everyday Man for awhile, then gave Psykadelik his PXW Psycho X-treme belt as a Birthday present! Then Psyc, Psyk and Lane had a 'Woooo'-off Ric Flair chest chopping game! The next day was the EWA show I just mentioned... then on the 24th, another day later the PXW had it's first show in over 2 years!!! The sporadicness of the PXW, I love it! Psycohol comes out with his EWA World Title over shoulder and announces the show! The opening match pitted Mr. Splooge, still on vacation from Japan, taking on the PXW World Champ Mr. Execution (Ex had been fired from the EWA, thats why he wasn't at those shows, but he's still PXW!)! Splooge showed much more skill here than he did against Kamilian the previous day! He got some kicks in and other moves... maybe he did learn something! But it was not good enough! Execution finished him with the Piledriver and the Ex-Breaker! Up next, Splooge took on Psycohol... Psycohol finished him quick after a pan shot to the head, some beating down, and a Backflip Splash! Next Psyco was out talking about the disappearnce of Psycometer's stuff, when he was brutaly attacked by none other than Psycometer, the REAL ONE!!! We hadn't seen him in years, but he must have been pissed seeing Psycohol portray him in the EWA, and had to come back and show he was the one true Psycometer! He also gave the new ref Big Buddha a good kick to the ground! After this, off film, the police came and questioned about people claiming they saw a "Black guy being hit over the head with a board!" We all laughed and were like what the hell?! Apparently some local idiot saw Psycohol hitting Mr. Splooge over the head with a pan... now if you're idiotic enough to think that some guy in an all black Ninja costume with white hands and white feet showing is a "black guy", then I guess we commityed a racial crime... but please, only the rednecks of upstate New York would think that! So we told the cop we were backyard wrestling and everything was cool... we joked about hitting black guys the rest of the show, cuz it was ridiculous! Next up, another return!!! Lumberjack made his return to take on Mr. Ex for the PXW World Title!!! It was a decent match, but not too long, as Mr. Ex showed he had plenty of ring-rust! Lumberjack finished Ex with the Treetop and won his first PXW World Title!!! Psycometer then made his return to take on another EWA dude who we haven't seen since last October, Putty Man! Psycometer ripped him a new one with an assault of all the insane moves we remember, plus some new devastating flying knee maneuvers!!! The intensity of the real Psycometer is about 10 times more intense than Psycohol's version! He destroyed Putty Man, and beat him with his Head-Leg hold Finisher! The next match, Mr. Splooge came out to fight PXW's newest star, Big Buddha, who had reffed a couple matches already this show! Big Buddha just ran into Splooge with his big belly, then clobbered him with a huge fist and pinned him for the victory... Splooge better go back to Japan again for a long time!!! Waht the hell's he been doing there these past nine months, jerking off?! Not training, that's for sure! Anyways, in the Main Event, Psycometer was able to challenge Lumberjack to a World Title Match! These 2 have never faced each other one on one, this would be good! It was an awesome match, with a garden hose being setup between 2 trees as ring ropes and all! It was a classic, with LJ hitting many of his classic moves, as well as Psycometer! But Psycometer's devastating Jumping Knee Moves were too much, and as LJ went for a Treetop, Psycometer reversed it into his Head-Leg hold finisher and pinned Lumberjack! Psycometer comes out the show as the new PXW World Champion!!! But as he was handed the belt, he kind of tossed it like he didn't care, and Psycohol attacked him in response to the earlier attack in the show! The cameras cut and the show was over!!! But was great seeing a good fun PXW Show like that again, and the EWA over the past 3 weeks was like old times! Me and Psyco are both gonna miss that, while over here in Hawaii... but there's no doubt, Psycohol will be back again!!! When, who knows?!
8/27/06... Okay, so absolutely nothing has happened in the last month EWA-wise as far as I've heard... but never fear folks... remember WMX just had his 1st kid, so obviously things are gonna be a bit delayed for a while... actually I heard a rumor that an EWA Show was supposed to take place this past Sunday, and I haven't heard from WMX since, so who knows if it happened or not... I'll let you know ASAP when I find out, but in other news, WMX has finally updated certain sections of his website, and the EWA has finally founded a Myspace site for itself Right Here! So go check it out, we're trying to get all the EWA guys past and present who currently have Myspace to join as friends, so we can sort of be a little group and have a place to talk and set up shows... and maybe find some actual fans too, haha... spread the good word ya know! Well, I'll let you know what's going on when something happens... til then, Aloha!
9/11/06... First off and most importantly, Rest in Peace to Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter... yes I know he has nothing to do with wrestling, but he was just such a genuinely nice man who loved animals, nature, the world, and everybody... nobody else on this planet was as good as this guy, and he was always so happy... his loss to this planet is a tragedy, he was one of the only guys who really cared, I am still in shock and will be for awhile... but onto EWA News... each Sunday for the last 3 weeks from what I've heard, Wolfman X has come to Norwich, ready to have a show and get the EWA back on track... but every week so far, nobody shows up!!! Where is Kamilian?! Where is Drixon?! Where is Disruptor and Keven James?! Where is Ninja?! Where is Face?! WMX has been stood up 3 weeks in a row... rumor has it that a brand new wrestler has been eager and waiting to make his debut, but without any of the other guys around, will this ever happen??? WMX has vowed that he will make keep coming until some guys actually do show up... so I will let you know when that happens! Just wanted to let you know they've been trying.... oh yeah, and check out Psycohol's new collage of almost all the EWA Wrestlers ever up on the top of the page... its pretty bad@$$!!! Check back later, see if any shows have happened!
9/20/06... Alright, sorry, I've been busy folks, but apparently a few days ago, on the 17th of this month, EWA89 took place! It was back in the classic ol' EWA Arena and was entitled "It's about F&@$in' Time!" based on the fact that for 3 straight weeks before this, nobody showed up... but finally this destined show took place! This has been the first show since Psycohol left at the end of July, and since WMX had his first son... and WMX opened the show as usual, talks about WMX Jr. and how he shoulda been there, but with all the delayed shows, he couldn't make this one... or somethin like that... he talked about how Psycohol stole the EWA's World Title and brought it over to Hawaii... and the options were a) buy a new belt? No, that would be a disgrace to EWA traditions... b) have a World Champ declared, but without a physical Belt? No, tthat would just be stupid and annoying..... or, c) go to Hawaii and TAKE IT BACK from Psycohol, or wait for him to come back home and TAKE IT BACK! Yes! WMX decided this was the best way... he figured within the year of 2007 sometime, either he would fly out and find Psyco, or on one of Psyco's home visits, he would take back what's rightfully his... we'll see what happens! WMX then went on about Kamilian and how he couldn't make it... questioning how a guy who works at McDonalds and rides a bike for a living can't make one show in the last 3-4 weeks... is Kammy afraid from that little showdown they had in July? Hmmm... during this, Disruptor called WMX, interrupting the show and says he's on his way! But onto the 1st match of the show... returning veteran of the EWA Keven James was to take on a feisty newcomer named Hack McNasty!!! I'm here in Hawaii, so I really can't go into any detail about what Hack is all about or how he is, but from what I heard, he put on quite a show, and the two went at it almost amateur-style, mixed with the backyard style, before Face came out sudddenly, attacking Hack McNasty as Keven ran away! Hack tried to subdue Face with several cookie sheet shots to the face, but the mask allowed no damage, and Face annhilated Hack on the spot, welcoming him to the EWA! Face apparently had a much darker aura about him this time, almost Friday-the-13th-ish?!?!?! So the match was a no-contest, due to Face's interference... the 2nd match involved the Ninja fighting yet another new EWA Superstar, going by the name of X-Loco! From what I hear, X-Loco is a very big dude, not quite Bumpkin, but bigger than Drixon when he was big! But apparently Ninja put up a fight, and showed some skill! After giving X-Loco some moves, and making him chase him around the yard, he was finally caught, and X-Loco beat Ninja into the ground with DDT's, Polish Hammers, Legdrops, etc.!!! The big dude was angry!!! After getting Ninja up to his knees, Loco delivered a hard Tajiri-like Kick to the side of Ninja's head and pinned him for the victory in an impressive EWA debut! The Main Event was to be the EWA's 1st 4-Way Bedlam 3 Stages of Hell Match... let me explain... 4-way bedlam= 4 men fight and each has to be eliminated until it's down to one winner... 3 Stages of Hell= 3 Different Stipulation Matches, whoever wins two out of 3 wins... 4-Way Bedlam 3 Stages of Hell= whoever loses 1st Stage of Hell(Stip) eliminated, whoever loses 2nd Stage(Stip) eliminated, whoever loses 3rd Stage(Stip) eliminated, man left over is winner! Stages today= 1st Stage- VCR TKO Match: 3rd person to be knocked down by a VCR eliminated; 2nd Stage- Clotheshanger match: 1st man to have 5 Clotheshangers wrapped around his neck and choked out loses; 3rd Stage- Finishers Match: person to be given the Finishing Move of the other and submit to it or be pinned by it loses---- now todays competitors: Wolfman X vs. X-Loco vs. Keven James vs. Drixon Webb!!!! Wow, that's the most explaining I ever had to do for one match! I hope I never hafta do that again! Now lets briefly touch on the match... in the First Stage of Hell, the VCR TKO match, controversy already began as WMX threw the VCR at Drixon Webb and as Drix tried to catch it, it slipped and hit him in the forehead, busting him right open! apparently it was really bad and he was bleeding all over the place! But he kept fighting cuz Drixon is BADASS!!! But it got to be too much as the blood just formed huge puddles on the ground, and Drix finally said "F%$@ It!" And exited the match, eliminating himself, and ending the first Stage before there were even 3 KO's.... he went to the hospital later and had several staples put into his head... and you know he'll be back someday!!! Anyways, 2nd Stage! Clotheshanger Match... apparently Keven James had up to like 4 Hangers on his neck, and WMX only 1, but X-Loco was first to get 5 around his neck before being choked out by WMX! WMX claimed to win the match, since he "won" the 1st 2 falls, and there was no need for a 3rd Stage to be held... Keven James ran in and took WMX down, applying the half-Boston Crab, his finisher apparently, and made WMX tap out, for the win of the 3rd Stage! He argued that WMX never won the 1st Stage, saying that Drixon quit on his own, well after the VCR shot, and that shot was not the TKO Shot that WMX would have needed to take the Fall for himself... so it was technically even, 1 to 1, and no falls left... tiebreaker!!! But they had to think about how to do it... everybody left basically, and a few hours later, they decided on Sudden Death being none other than an Arm Wrestling Match! Hahahaha! WMX took advantage right away and seemed to have the match firmly in grasp, when suddenly from behind, he was hit over the head(or back?) with a Kendo Stick by the Disruptor!!! Keven pushed WMX's arm down and took the fluke victory!!! Keven James won the 4-Way Bedlam 3 Stages of Hell Match!!!! Insane!!! And Disruptor just started something he may not have wanted to begin!!! I'll update you when the next show happens, and with these two new recruits, I am thinking that just maybe the EWA will hit a somewhat regular schedule again finally, hopefully... ever since Psycohol left, it's been very on and off, but with these 2 new guys, plus the old guys who alternately show up here and there, I think it may be back to a decent start again! I'll let ya know... later folks!!!