7/13/05... Ok, now to update the Independence Day Massacre Show... I still haven't seen it, but was handed the results, so I will give the quick ovewrview... a bunch of the guys didn't make it that day, so it was a considerably smaller show than the last few... first off Madd E. Rational and Wolfman X had a contract signing for the EWA/EAW collaboration... second apparently Madd E. had a hide n seek game with Putty Man to see who would run the show or something? Madd couldn't find Putty... heck I really don't think Putty Man was there, I think Madd was just plain stark mad! So when he couldn't find him, I guess that meant it was an EWA ran show, and WMX would book it... Wolfman X announced a DLC Match: Doors, Ladders, and Chairs for the Main Event... and onto the matches... up first Ninja, still thinking he was Natas took on Suicide, who apparently also pretended he was Natas, and they named this a "Natas" Match... Ninja took the victory, being the better Natas impersonator... after that match, somehow Face gets a hold of WMX's girl Bobbi X and begins trying to hump her... hmmm... sounds interesting... apparently she bit his Face Snake to escape... Face really is turning into a master pervert! Face was then up against Black Knight in a Hat Match, whatever that means... and Face took the win, only to be attacked by Vince Demented afterwards! The Bobbi came back out to ride Face around the yard to humiliate him, or something... I'm just reading from the notes I was given folks... and then for the 4th show in a row Vincent Demented took on Keven James! So far, Vince was 0-3... could he pull out a lucky victory this time? Of course not, James took the win, now 4-0 over Vincent Demented! Vince should just give up, this is ridiculous! Next, in a cheap shots match (eye gouge, back rake, low blow, kick to balls match in any order), General Incoherence wiped the floor with Sancho the All Powerful! Afterwards, Bobbi X had a little Drinking contest with cousin Cletus... Cletus couldn't take it, and Bobbi was the last Drunk standin'! And now to the EWA portion of the Show, Psycohol did not make it this day, so Wolfman X was given 88 as a replacement partner to defend the EWA Tag Titles against Vincent Demented and General Incoherence, a rematch from the last show! Well, not that 88 would have helped anyways, but he no-showed, making this basically a Handicap Match against Wolfman X! Vince and General dominated the Wolfman and took back the Tag Belts! Officially this is General's first run as Tag Champ, but we all know he is one and the same with Max D., so really this is a 2nd time for him and Vince as a team! Next up was the DLC Match for the EWA World Title that Wolfman X announced at the show's opening! It would be Wolfman X defending his Title against Disruptor, Keven James, and Vincent Demented in a 4-way battle! After a Double Suplex from WMX and Vince, Keven James was eliminated... this was an EWA Match, so his undefeated streak in EAW continues! 2nd, after a Splash off the Ladder, WMX finishes Vince off... and after another classic confrontation between WMX and the Disruptor, WMX finishes Disruptor by Gorilaa Throwing Ruptor through a semi-flaming Door! WMX retains his Title and the Show is Oooooover!!!
8/2/05... Well, as far as I know nothing has been going on lately in the backyard wrestling world here... there was supposed to be a show yesterday I believe that was planned, but I haven't heard if it happened or not yet... Wolfman X is starting a new job, so he couldn't be there... Psycohol is being absolutely swamped with work by his job, so he couldn't be there... and from what I hear, Keven James has been booted from his house and is split with Maggi... so I dunno if Vince and Madd got a show together or not... most likely not... haven't really talked with Wolfman X much, with his new girlfriend and job search, he may have put wrestling on the backburner... Psycohol meanwhile has been absolutely annhilated by working mornings, splits and 12 hour days, so he is sick and tired all the time from no sleep... and has actually handed in his resignation, and is leaving the job at the end of the month... actually he's leaving the state... not just the state, but the continent just about! Yes, if you haven't heard by now, Psycohol is moving to Hawaii sometime in September he hopes... and ya know, being his good friend and all, I think I'm gonna go with him (YES!!!) so expect his retirement speech sometime soon or what not... and I don't know what's gonna happen with the Kev James situation, like if he'll still wrestle, or where they'll wrestle... I'll let you know when I know!
9/12/05... Yes! The EWA finally held a show again yesterday! After months of inaction, the EWA made its return to the old EWA Arena, without any EAW presence! To start out the show, the Doctors of Extreme come out, Psycohol with awesome 10 inch spikes of hair on his head! Just as he begins bragging about them, Drixon Webb comes out of nowhere, and dunks a bucket of water over Psycohol's head, taking all of his glory and pride away! Drix just walked off, Psycohol pissed as ever! WMX and Psyco go through the list of Superstars that aren't there and what's happened... basically everything I've mentioned in previous reports... as well as new blurbs, like Salon Boy getting fired from Walmart for stealing a Slim Jim, and BobbiX being a crazy girl, and moving to Florida and stuff... so the first match of the show was Mr. Splooge taking on the returning Kamilian! Kamilian totally dominated, destroying Splooge, and making him tap out to his patented Anola Leglock! Next, Facing Execution was to face the Ninja and Gorilla! But Face was so into it, that he took out Gorilla in no time, not giving Mr. Ex or Ninja a chance to get in! So the match after was assigned to be Mr. Ex vs. the Ninja, to give them a chance to wrestle! Ninja, still in Natas mode, tried starting the match with a joke... bad idea! Mr. Ex beat him down for it! But Ninja-Natas fought back, and after a nice Superkick, went for the Stunner! But Mr. Ex was ready, pushed out of it, and gave Ninja his own Stunner for the victory! After the match, Ninja challenged Ex for a first blood match at the next show! The next match was the Doctors of Extreme taking on Drixon Webb and Kamilian! If Drix and Kammy were to win, the person doing the pinning would get a World Title Shot, and his partner an IC Title shot, so it was on! It was an awesome match, as we got to see WMX facing off with Drixon for the first time, as well as Psycohol coming in and fightin' Drix and Kammy shortly... unfortunately Putty Man made Psycohol hold the camera and film the match while on the sidelines! When WMX was being double-teamed and pinned, Psyco could do nothing, since he was filming! WMX was pinned by Drix! WMX and Psyco were insanely pissed off at Putty Man's laziness and stupidity! Psyc laid the camera down, and beat down Putty Man off camera as WMX complained! So I guess a couple title shots were in order... first off, it was Kamilian vs. Psycohol! This was actually an excellent match, Kamilian had obviouly improved since the last time we saw him! He was all over Psycohol with both amateur wrestling skills, as well as just plain brawling and Hardcore skills! Psyco came back with equal ferocity though, using any weapon in site, as did Kammy! In the end, Psycohol, nailed an Impaler on a chair, then laid the chair on Kammy and delivered his Standing Moonsault for the victory and successful Title defense! The Main Event pitted Wolfman X against Drixon Webb for the first time ever, one on one! WMX had never faced a man this big and powerful before, it would be a challenge! The match went back and forth, WMX attempting a Suplex, but not getting it! Soon Drix hit a suplex! But WMX came back and actually got one, giving Drixon the first suplex he's ever received! It was insane! These two were pulling out all stops! Drix hit a nice weapon-to-nut shot on WMX, WMX hit his silver chain knockout punch! It was awesome, but then as WMX seemed to be attempting a Blitzkrieg, Kamilian ran out, clotheslining him! Psycohol followed out and all the men were fighting! Drix gave Psyco a huge Powerbomb, the special guest ref, Francis attacked Kamilian with a chair... it was bedlam! And the show ended! EWA 80 next Saturday!!!
9/20/05... This past Sunday (9/18), EWA Day of Destruction IV took place! Saturday was supposed to be the day, with Drix and Kammy showing up, but neither did, so Sunday took it's place, without either of those two anyways! SO WMX opens the show, pissed off that only him and Psycohol are at Day of Dest. with a bunch of Jobbers, so he smashes a compyter moniter with a hammer, leaving a pile of glass in the middle of the yard! Then from the back, Kitty Valentine yells out that she's no Jobber! Whoa! Kitty Valentine's here?! Awesome! Anyways, being that it was a DOD, all matches were to have stips today! First off Mr. Execution took on the Ninja in a First Blood Match, which was actually a challenge from the last show! They had a very good battle, both having their high spots, and trying to bust each other open... finally Ex managed to grind Ninja's head into that pile of cpu monitor glass, and Ninja got totally busted open, bleeding all over! Ex was your winner! Next up, Kitty Valentine was set to wrestle... against none other than... Mr. Execution in his 2nd match in a row! And it was his specialty match, the Piledriver Match! They had an awesome battle too! Execution didn't hold anything back, seeing that she was a female, he went as rough as ever, hitting her over the head with various foreign objects! She fought hard too, hitting a lot of awesome moves on him! But in the end Ex managed to execute a nice Piledriver on a Steel Chair for the victory of Kitty! She shouldn't feel bad, she put up a good battle against a seasoned veteran of his standards... after the match as Execution bragged about beating on women, Kitty got up, spun him around, and shocked everyone when she laid a surprising liplock on the skeleton man! After that, Face came out and attempted to make friends and get perverted with Kitty... after she kicked him in the sack, he attacked her and smothered her til she lay motionless... WMX came out to help her up and say they were friends, but then Clotheslined her as revenge for her hitting him below the belt at the last show she was at... WMX tried carrying her away, but the still stunned Mr. Ex ran out to save her and got in a brawl with WMX, actually winning the battle, and walking off with Kitty! WMX was pissed! WMX next came out to announce that he won this upcoming match, it would be his 100th EWA Victory! So he declared it to be a Wolfman Lair open challenge! The Gorilla(II)'s music plays! Gorilla runs out with a chair! WMX hits the Big Boot! 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's over! WMX calls for a celebration, nobody's there to celebrate, except Kitty, who for some reason comes out, although she was just attacked by him... don't ask me? I guess they're friends now, haha! So next, Psycohol was against a mystery opponent in a Ladder Match for his IC Title! And apparition appeared from thin air in the middle of the yard, with a monster face and cheesy wig! He called himself Boris Chaney Lugosi, Dr. Evil's final creation! If he were to lose this match, he would be ordered to disappear forever! Psyco had a tough time, as like with most of Dr. Evil's creations, this one wasn't affected by meer punches or kicks or even ladder shots! It was gonna be a challenge! The monster gave Psyco a wicked Facebuster as Psyc tried to climb the Ladder... it was a cool match, and in the end, Psyc climbed to grab the belt, the monster knocked the ladder over, Psyco was left dangling, and fell down with the belt in hand!!! Psycohol won, and Lugosi disappeared forever right in front of Psyco's eyes! Next Mr. Splooge came out, supposing to fight the returning Mad Dog, but instead a mysterious new character showed up! Mishieru, Splooge's long lost sister! She called him by his real name, Erikku! Splooge's real name was Erikku all this time? Cool! So she went on saying how he disrespected the family by acting liek a fool in the EWA all these years, being an idiot, and having made claims of Chinese Kung Fu origins, when he was orig. from a higly respectful Japanese Ninja family! They argued, and WMX set up a match between the two... a blindfold match! As usual Splooge couldn't see for crap in the blindfold, whereas Mishieru and her superb Ninja training let her mentally see without vision! She easily controlled the match, showing Splooge what he had forgotten over time! Mishieru finally won after a huge high kick to his head and the pinfall! Face, being a perv, then came out to try and pick up Mishieru, since he's all about the women... Mr. Splooge didn't like him hitting on his sister, so he jumped on Face's back! Face fell on top of Splooge and declared this a match! An "I Quit" Match! Mishieru would be the ref! Face dominated the match, until he made some derogetory comments about Mishieru, then her and Splooge began double teaming and beating down Face! Anklebiter whoooo!!! Splooge could actually fight again with the inspiration of his sister! But eventually Face just got pissed and held Splooge in some stretch submission which Splooge Quit to! Mishieru ran off... but not for long, because she was up against EWA legend Psycohol next! Before that tho, Putty Man showed up briefly to announce a Urination Match between Execution and Gorilla, and also the Main Event, between Mishieru & Splooge against WMX and his partner... as Putty exited, Mishieru found him and took his hat, leaving him helpless on the ground! So Psyco was up against Mishieru now... and he showed no mercy to girls either, as he basically destroyed her in this Finishers Match... he eventually tricked her by trying to let her put on her Finisher, the Gorilla Press(made up by ref WMX as a joke, cuz there's no way she could lift him...) so as she went for it, Psyco reversed it into a DDT, then hit his Backflip Splash for the win! Next was the Urination match, where the first person to urinate a complete load won! Gorilla came out and was eating a banana! Mr. Ex then came out, smashed the banana in Gorilla's face and began brawling! Gorilla got Ex down at one point and urinated a little bit in Ex's face which totally pissed him off hahaha!!! Ex beat the animal down and eventually made his way over to where Mishieru must have dropped Putty Man's hat... Ex unleashed a load of piss all over the hat!!! Then Gorilla ran in and dipped his face under the piss-stream and got a few mouthfuls of piss, looking like he liked it!!!! It was insane!!!! Dirty and Insane!!! Ex was then ordered into his 4th match of the day!!! Apparently earlier, Putty ordered a rematch between Execution and Kitty, who knows why, since they seemed to be on good terms now... anyways it was set to be a Box Match! Ex came out and said he didn't wanna fight, and he'll just jump through the box to get it over with, but Kitty said she hated when guys took it easy on her! Ex seemed to be nervously trying to ask her something, but she kept hitting him before he got up the nerve! Finally he asked her out on a date, to which she accepted! Ex was in love! But he began to fight back, because she wanted him to... she he hit her with a chair and stuff, but was still too smitten to fight too hard, and he was bodyslammed through a box for it and lost the match! Kitty was your winner! Now in the Main Event Mishieru and Splooge were set to take on Wolfman X and Psyc... no, not Psycohol.... Wolfman X and his sister Cool Jen! Brother and Sister vs. Brother and Sister! An EWA First! In a 5-Count PInfall Match! WMX stayed in most the time for his team, only tagging in Jen a couple times to beat on Splooge! But WMX beat down both Mishieru and Splooge with a variety of his big moves! He even German Suplexed Splooge off a huge Wooden structure into a pile of boxes! In the end, WMX Blitzkrieged Mishieru for the pinfall, and then Blitzkrieged Splooge so Jen could pin him! WMX and Sis won the match! After the show, we got to follow Mr. Ex and Kitty around a little on their date! They went to Nina's to get some Pizza, and then to the park to eat it... after Pizza the two were seen playing on the playground a bit, and then to another local playground... what kind of date was this?! Did Ex think this is what girls liked?! Aparrently she didn't mind though... but as they were on some horse-swings, WMX showed up trying to interfere... as Kitty went to the bathroom, Wolfman Blitzkrieged Ex on the gravel and left, with Kitty running back to help Ex up! Looks like we may have a match on our hands at the next show between WMX and Ex?! Should be good! And it should be next Saturday! I'll let you know what's happening!
9/28/05... Back on the 24th, last Saturday, the EWA held a Show that would never be forgotten! It was named aptly the END OF ALL THINGS... and truly it was! Not the end of the EWA in particular, but the end of a lot of Legacy's apparently... I'll get to that later! To open the show, the Doctors of Extreme made their entance and announced the show! And this show was being held up at WMX's trailer, the site of the very 1st EWA Show from years ago! After they exited, Putty Man came out, claiming to be the new Extreme God, and saying after this show, Mr. Execution was FIRED for pissing on Putty's fav hat at the last show!!! So apparently this was the end of Mr. Execution in the EWA?!?! His 2nd Firing! Then Putty said he wasn't done getting rid of people, he wanted to retire someone himself, in a Retirement Match, which would even put his own career on the line! He drew a name out of a hat, and Kitty Valentine was to face him later with thei careers at stake! The first match however was a 2 out of 3 Falls Match between Mr. Splooge and the Gorilla! The Gorilla easily dominated the 1st Fall with his animalistic techniques over the idiot Splooge! But with encouragement from his sister Mishieru, on the sidelines, Mr. Splooge took the 2nd Fall with Monkeyfist Technique and an Anklebiter! The 3rd Fall was a quick one, as Splooge argued with his sister who was off-camera, the Gorilla made a quick schoolboy rollup for the pinfall and victory! Splooge was pissed! Next up, Splooge was put in a Refrigerator Match against Natas(the Ninja)! Basically a refrigerator match was like a Casket Match... first person to throw opponent into Fridge and close the door wins! Ninja dominated the whole match basically, in his Natas-mode, and eventually they worked their way around the trailer, and Ninja shoved Splooge into the Fridge and closed it, handing Splooge his 100th EWA loss! I believe I heard Splooge saying before that he'd Quit is he lost 100 times in the EWA... I dunno, we'll hafta see if he shows up next time or not... next up, Wolfman X was to hold his 2nd ever Wolfman's Lair Show, with guests Kitty Valentine and Mr. Execution, EWA's hottest couple! Well he talked to them about things, and blah blah... now it was time for Mr. Execution's last EWA Match! Mr. Execution vs. Wolfman X in a Street Fight to settle the score from the last show, where the two had a couple run-ins! This was a brutal match folks! Chairs, cookie sheets, and an old VCR were all key factors in this one! In some grueling moments, Mr. Ex landed several low blows in a row on Wolfman X, whereas Wolfman landed several chair shots over Ex's head in a row, and then some on the ankle! Just as it looked like WMX had the match in the bag, the referee Kitty Valentine announced that this match had been going on too long, and all she wanted to do was make-out with Mr. Execution... so she dragged him off and called it a draw! WMX was pissed off!!! Next, we were showing the camera-woman Beth on tape for everyone to meet, but then out comes, who woulda guessed it, Face! He gets all perverted and takes her down kissing her, but she punches him in the balls and runs away! Mr. Ex and Kitty V. are then seen making out in the back of a car, and Ex tells Face he can't be his Tag partner in a match coming up! Therefore, Face is put in a Handicap Match against Kamilian and Disruptor! Funny thing is, as the match starts, Ex and Kitty are seen getting out of the car, and Ex volunteers to be referee!!! Why couldn't he just jump in the match and be Face's partner?! This is weird! Face was obviously pissed, and even went after Execution at one point! In the end, Kammy and Dis were way too much for Face, and destroyed him! Beth then came back out to get revenge on the downed Face, but Face got up and demanded a match with her! Face put her in some kinky looking moves, but finally took the win... is there a future for this couple?! After the match though, Mr. Execution ran out, attacking Face, and beating him down for his last on-camera EWA appearance... cuz he was FIRED and that looks to be the end of Mr. Execution! Sucks! Us b@$t@rd$ will miss being Disintegrated! Next up, Psycohol was set to take on Kitty Valenmtine for the 1st time ever! He seemed jealous that she went with Mr. Ex instead of him, and took out his rage on her! He showed absolutely no mercy, but she showed some definite skill and guts too, and put up a great match! Both hit several big moves, and Kitty proved that she ain't no regular gal, she can kick it with EWA's best! Definitely the best match a female has ever had in the EWA! She could have a great future! But in the end, Psycohol hit his Backflip Splash and retained the IC Title! Kitty stayed out there though to take on Putty Man in the retirement match! With her all tired from the Psyco match, Putty had her right where he wanted her! But she put up a good fight, dis-hatting him a few times! Putty seemed to have a plan though, that being Wolfman X! He called WMX out, who came with a chair, and looked to wanna hit Kitty and retire her, but instead turned and hit Putty!!! WMX told the Commish how much he hated him for all the times he was screwed through the past year, and let Kitty take the pinfall!!! Putty Man was retired and out of the EWA for good!!! There was at least 2 Careers ended at this one show!!! INSANE!!! Next, in a short match, Disruptor easily defeated the annoying ninja-girl Mishieru! And in the Main Event it was the Doctors of Extreme, Psyco and WMX taking on the combo of Kamilian and the returning Psychotron! This match was chaos! It started out as a regular Tag Match, but soon escalated into pure Bedlam! Many people were falling and jumping off a Ladder set up against the trailer... soon they moved in back of the trailer and brawled there a bit! Then they found their way to that old rusty car from past EWA Skits and such! The final battle was epic, with Psyco being Chokeslammed by Tron on top of it, Kammy receiving a knockout punch to the face, as well as a Chokeslam and Blitzkrieg on top of the car by WMX! It was crazy, everyone was everywhere! In the end, after WMX and Psyco hit a Demolition Drop, followed by a modified Demo. Drop on Kammy it was over as they took the win! Psyco said it was time to celebrate... but deep in his mind, it was a different kinda celebration than anyone else expected... Psyco came out to address the EWA... to everyone's shock and awe, Psycohol said that he had purchased tickets to Hawaii, and was moving there, and then went on to totally bash the EWA and everyone in it! He accused the Kamilian of hitting on his 14 year old cousin, hated Ex and Kitty, for going out, was sick of Disruptor for all the excuses he makes, hated Ninja trying to be Natas, Cool Jen for sucking as ref, Splooge and Mishieru for being losers, Face for being a pervert, and most of all, Wolfman X for ditching their Florida-plans earlier this year! Psyco said he'd rather Surf than Wrestle!!!! WHAT?! This ain't the Psycohol we all know!!! WMX was ****in' pissed at the betrayal! He came out and gave Psycohol the official ALOHA, Blitzkrieging him and calling everyone else out! Kitty, Dis, Kammy and WMX then beat Psyco down so bad it wasn't funny! Psycohol was busted open, bleeding all over the place! Those four absolutely decimated Psycohol, leaving him laying there a bloody mess for his final EWA Show!!! Apparently.......... he's headed to Hawaii... what's the EWA gonna do without him... without Mr. Ex... without Putty Man??? They're gonna hafta do some major rebuilding or something! This whole show was just shocking as hell, and I dunno what to say... heck Psycohol has even contacted me, saying he wanted me to come along to Hawaii with him, to help him get adjusted and stuff... I'm not sure what I'm doing yet... I will definitely keep you updated on the situation... Psycohol officially leaves October 11th... like him or hate him for what he did, let's all wish him luck! I will update you before this!
10/9/05... Alright folks, I'm just checking in one last time from NY... Yup I'm moving to Hawaii with Psycohol... it should be quite an adventure! We've all been busy getting things together and packing up for paradise! Will any backyard wrestling happen in Hawaii you may ask? Well it's not in the planbook, Psyco really wants a break from it, but who knows! No fear, I will continue to update this site on whats happening in Hawaii and also if I get updates from back here in NY from WMX or whoever, I will briefly give you guys the happenings in the EWA too! As far as I know, the EWA plans it's next show on Monday the 17th... with no Psyco, no Ex, and no Putty, what will happen with the EWA?! Find out then! So although we'll be 4000 or so miles away, I will do my best to keep the site semi-updated! So signing off from NY, Richard Head and Psycohol wanna say Aloha and we will miss all of you no doubt! Keep the memories alive brothers, Psycohol plans to be back someday... for a show or two... or for awhile, we don't know, but he is NOT retired! But keep checking in, I hafta keep updating so our site's not taken down haha! Peace!
10/13/05... Well we've arrived in the middle of the Pacific, and went down to Waikiki Beach yesterday... yes, Hawaii is nice... just chilling so far and getting adjusted to the time zones... we are living up in some windy rainy valley, so its more of a rainforest where the house is at, than the paradise that downtown is... but that's cool... Psyco's definitely a bit homesick and misses everyone back home, but he still plans on sticking it out, exploring the island, and hoping to stay long enough for all his friends to visit him eventually haha... I'll update you on whats happening here and there, check in again!
11/14/05... I have just heard of the passing of Eddie Guerrero, and it's so sad... yet another pro wrestler found dead in the hotel room... when will this trend end? It sucks! Anyways, for Eddie, he had so much respect from me... to work his way up and up the ladder, and up again until finally reaching the top! I respected him and I'll miss him very very much! When I had heard that he won the WWE World Title originally, I was shocked, and didn't know why they would put the belt on him, although I always knew that he had twice the wrestling skill that most World Champions have had... usually being a World Champ involves good mic skills, and wrestling skills come 2nd, but with Eddie, I definitely thought him very worthy! I'm so glad he got it, and I'm so sad that he's gone now with other greats who left us early like Pillman, Owen, and all the others who have gone early over this last decade... Rest in Peace Latino Heat, we'll all miss you here.... VIVA LA RAZA!!!!
11/21/05... Richard Head here in beeeeeautiful Hawai'i!!!!! Myself and Psycohol are enjoying the laid back life out here... well, I actually can't speak for him, he's ditched me, and I now live on the streets with a backpack and my laptop... so I'm looking for a job currently, because being a bum really isn't what I pictured myself as, when I grew up... I haven't seen Psyco in 3 weeks, I heard he got a job at a movie theater and a cafe or somemthing... anyways, news fromm the mainland... the EWA has finally had it's first show since our departure! It happened this past Saturday (11/19) I guess... to open, the guys present, WMX, Kamilian, and Drixon paid tribute to Eddie Guerrero, who I mentioned passed away in my last report... after they said their words about Eddie, WMX came out and opened the show... he talked about how this was the first EWA Show ever without at least 2 of the foundationary members present! Wolfman X was alone... no Psycohol, no Natas, no Drakon, just him and these other dudes, who although weren't backbones of the company, all happened to be around in the 1st Revolution, which is still pretty cool! But to WMX, this was a big deal, he would hafta carry the ball alone fromm now on maybe? Anyways, near the end of that schpeal, Kamilian runs out and attacks Wolfman X, demanding a Title shot, and then the camera cut (apparently... I wasn't there remember, so don't expect this report to be completely accurate)... so WMX comes out again to have his Wolfman's Lair show, where he would have the name drawing for the new Intercontinental Champion, being that current champ Psycohol had moved to Honolulu! Who's name would he draw out??? Who's name indeed???? He pulled one out!!! And it was.... Amazon Man!!! Amazon Man? Who? wait wasn't he one of those EWA1 Jobbers that only made one show, hahaha, musta been a joke.... but No, he walks out, Amazon Man is back!!! He bites a beer can, and has beer dripping out all over his face!!! Drixon Webb's brother Amazon Man makes his EWA return!!! And he is inducted as new IC Champion, what luck! It's like an EWA1 show all the way so far! So WMX announces that the Tag Titles are being vacated, since DEmentia probably won't be showing up anymore, and that there would be a Tag Match at this show to crown new champs! It would be Wolfman X and Amazon Man, the 2 EWA singles Champs vs. Drixon Webb and Kamilian! And a stip said that if either WMX or Amazon Man were pinned, whomever did the pinning would get a Title shot against them later in the show... so I didn't see the match, so I can give no details, but apparently it ended with Drixon Webb pinning Amazon Man, his brother, as Wolfman X tapped out to the Kamilian's Ananola Leglock! 1st time ever that WMX has tapped out in his career!!! Being that both teammates got the win at the samme time, they both got their title shots... as well as becoming the new Tag Team Champions! 1st off was the IC Title Match, brother vs. brother! An EWA first I think?! It was gonna be brutal! Or so I'll guess... at the end, after Drix gave Amazon a Brainbuster off the table and going for the pin, Amazon managed to grab a baseball bat, hit Drix in the head with it, and flip over the pinfall to take the victory and keep his belt! In the Main Event, Wolfman X took on Kamilian! A lot of technical moves abound so I hear... near the end, Kammy hooked on his leglock again... but WMX countered this time, but pulling out his chain, and pummeling Kammy's knees with it! Afterwards, WMX gave Kammy his 4-move combo, then went to finish him with the Blitzkrieg! 1..2.. somehow Kamilian kicks out?! He always does! WMX pissed, got his foot caught in one of the boxes, and just began stomping away at Kamilian with the box-covered foot! He then hit a Big Splash and went for the pin again... this time, it was good enough for the win! WMX retained his Title and the show was over!!! Next show is supposed to be next Sat., Thanksgiving Thrashing IV!!! The first without Psycohol! How will it go?! I'll let you know when I find out! Aloha!
12/19/05... Alright, so obviously there haven't been any shows going down lately back home in NY, as you can see by my lack of updates... that's right, for thefirst time in 4 years, there was no Thanksgiving Thrashing! Very unfortunate, but I guess plans fell through for all involved parties... the next show may possibly take place in January, but who knows... with these long durations between shows look for some new records to be broken on Title-holding durations.... this is what happened with the PXW back in he day basically haha... but anyays with some cooler news, Vincent Demented, whom we haven't heard from in months has just recently been creating a new webpage... go check it out Here!!! It seems to have a lot to do with the EWA/EAW Crew, with some interesting backstories and all(truth or fiction, that is the question)... also a few of us EWA'ers have Myspace pages up too if ya wanna check us... yup sellouts we have become, so check out Psycohol, Wolfman X, Kitty Valentine, Vincent Demented, and evenPsycohol's Music Page to hear Psyco's home-recorded punk rock... he sings!!! Well, that's it for now, catch you next time, Mele Kalikimaka from Hawaii!
1/29/06... Since last I've updated, at least 2 or 3 planned shows have all been postponed, due to nobody showing up for the EWA back home... looks like things are never gonna happen for them, but I will stay in touch and let you know... as for the BIG NEWS, if you haven't already heard or read WMX's Homepage; is that Wolfman X, EWA's co-founder is about to become a father!!! That's right, after less than a year after the break-up with Shortcakes, he has somehow managed to make his new girlfriend Kailene pregnant! Of course, Shortcakes is pregnant too with her new FAT husband, I doubt I've mentioned that before, maybe I have, I don't really care... but with WMX soon-to-be a father, the EWA is soon going to have a new member?! A new baby... what will it's name be?! Girl or boy?! Well... I'm keeping close to this one folks, and you will know everything as soon as I know... so well, nothing else can top that... what else is happening? Here in Hawaii, Psycohol has been taking his Kung Fu classes and has actually performed in the Chinese New Year celebrations as the tail in the Lion Dance! He's been having a great time here, he even met a few Hawaiian Pro Wrestlers who run a NY-style Pizza Place here... he's trying to see if maybe he can get a job backstage or something at their shows, which would be real cool, but who knows.... I'll check back in later if more news comes up! Thanks for reading, Aloha and Mahalo!
2/27/06... Apparently Vincent Demented has landed an interview with his local newspaper, the Saugerties Times in NYS... himself and another local backyard Fed (RTW) are commenting on their lives as backyard wrestlers... Wolfman X was supposed to be interviewed too, but apparently he was not, as far as I could see, because the article which has been published seems to do nothing but degrade the EWA... I saw it on a myspace site, only partially, but basically Vince claims that the EWA started out as the "Extreme Walmart Association" because most of it's wrestlers worked at Wal-mart... that is a total fabrication, actually a joke that Psycohol used to say, and he had even edited a picture of on this page, but was never the case! Vince also led the reporter to believe that the EWA had disbanded or closed its doors or what not, whereas it's only on hiatus due to lack of talent showig up... yet Vince seemed to claimed his EAW was up and going... lets see, the last EAW show took place in what, June or July? Last EWA Show in Oct or Nov... so what's up with that? Obviously Vince had never too much cared for the EWA, he had always had the plan in the back of his mind for the EAW, his baby, and once the opportunity came when Wolman X left for a month, Vince took it to start anew... all good, but does he realize the history of the EWA the place that gave him his start? No he doesn't, whenever he mentions it, he thanks it for getting him where he is today... but rather than showing true appreciation, he regards the EWA as if it were just a training ground... training ground fo some of the bigger backyard feds I could understand, but for the EAW? An almost non-existent federaton... that's a disgrace... but we aready knew all this from those last few times we saw him with he EAW, he was already a changed man, but this newspaper article shows it all in printing! I wonder if Wolfman X has read this yet... I showed Psycohol.... he laughed at Vince's ignorance, but said, and I quote "Eh, whatever Head, get lost... it's too sunny for me to care, I'm off to the beach if you need me." So apparently Vince has a few guys ready to restart the EAW down in Saugerties, NY... including Max/Madd/General... looks like it may start soon, and they are looking to feud with this their local federation, the RTW... guys who actually have a ring and stuff! So if I hear anything, I'll let you know, but I am sort of turned off by the lack of respect shown towards the EWA, and who knows how the EWA will react if at all.... I'll put up the link to the article when I get time! Later!
3/2/06... Alright, so if you want to see that article, or part of it actually, that mentions the EWA (although not in a very positive light depending on how you read it), check out the "pictures" section on Saugerties Times' Myspace Page... I mean it doesn't bash the EWA heavily, it just shows careless ignorance of reality, and doesn't show proper respect... but as Wolfman X says, and I quote: "They can say what they want, but who's gonna still be wrestling in 50 years?!" Damn straight folks! The EWA if Wolfman and/or Psyco are still alive at the age of 76, you can damn well put your money on it that the EWA will still be around in some form! Will the EAW? Doubtful...
3/8/06... First off, instead of trying to read that small article in the pics of the Saugerties Times myspace page, you can actually check out the whole article in it's entirety under the "blogs" section of that page, duh! Anyways, remember how the article had mentioned that the EWA had disbanded and was no longer in service? Well the EWA made a response to this article by holding a show back on March 5th! Title of the Show was EWA 83: Saugerties Times = BULL$#!t!!! Damn straight folks, Wolfman X was none to pleased at what he read in that article, not to mention the fact that he was told he'd be interviewed for it, yet was never called... so onto the show! Kamilian was in attendance, and due to a law that said he could no longer be seen on Grove St.(EWA Arena's Street), or be arrested, they had to hold this show at a park... they went to the classic McDonald's Park to open the show... Wolfman X entered angry as ever, smashing a VCR that he claims tried to eat one of his EWA tapes! Then he went on talking about the article and how the Extreme "Walmart" Association was B-S, because when the EWA started, WMX was on a paper route, Jevon had strippers all over his lap, and everyone else originally involved had something other than Walmart going on in their lives! Vince knew not what he was talking about! Kitty Valentine soon came out, and WMX questioned what the heck was up with her dad, Vince... she told him that Vince actually wanted WMX to have nothing to do with the article or the EAW's future in general... he has different plans and WMX was never a part of them... WMX flipped out, and literally flipped over a City Picnic Table he was so pissed! Good luck ever getting back into the EWA, or obtaining EWA Superstars in the future Vince! You dug your own hole, but maybe that's what you wanted? Good luck! Next, some gal named Butterfly Prodigy came out... I mean it was obviously Kitty Valentine, to those who watched at least... Wolfman X kept insisting that she was Kitty, but she kept denying knowledge of who this Kitty Valentine was... she wasn't as dark as Kitty, and had her hair pony-tailed back, but from what I've heard(since I'm in Hawaii), everyone was sure she was Kitty... until... she claimed to be from an orphanage and adopted, and didn't know who her real parents were...... kinda like Kitty, with her step-parents, Alice and Vince... so whether Prodigy and Kitty are multiple personalities like General and Max, or if they are twins like Doctor Evil and Keven James; it has yet to be discovered, but for now, we'll give her benefit of the doubt, and add yet another set of twins to the EWA's roster... so uh, the first match on the show was Wolfman X vs. the Gorilla vs. the Ninja, who still thought he was Natas! WMX destroyed them, repeating over and over to the Ninja that this shoulda happened back in November(when the Thanksgiving Thrashing was cancelled)... finally he piledrove Gorilla straight down on Ninja's skull and pinned both men! After the match, Ninja came staggering out, confused and thinking it was still November of 2004(right before he was retarded into thinking he was Natas)! He still thought WMX and Shortcakes were together and all! Everything was explained to him, and apparently he had been retarded into being himself again, no more Natas-Ninja!!! Bad for him, he was actually winning some matches that way! Next, Butterfly Prodigy debuted to face the Ninja... Butterfly easily won the match! Good ol' Ninja, back to his losing ways! The camera battery then died so I hear, so they moved the show to Weiler Park where there was an outlet... using full advantage of their new surroundings, WMX took on Psychotron in EWA's 1st ever one on one Steel Cage Match(although reember Psyco and Natas had a portion of their Anarchy Rules Match in a Cage)! It was a pure brawl basically, and Psychotron was just about to win at one point, exiting through the door, until Kamilian came and slammed his head in it, causing the match to continue! Eventually after WMX did a nice Vader Bomb off the side of the Cage, he exited the door for the win! Face then came out, angry that he hasn't been in a show since Psyco left in Oct., and wanted Butterfly Prodigy to come out, so he could check out the new lady in the EWA! She came out, and somehow a match between the two started... Face basically destroyed her, proving he was still his brutal self! Disruptor then came out and told WMX that they should go down to Saugerties and kick Vince's arse! WMX said he wasn't worried, since every other Federaton in the area has died, yet the EWA still lives... the EAW has had 4 shows, the EWA 83... no worries! But he agreed to go kick Vince's arse, that's when Dis attacked! This was now a World Title Match! They started in the Cage brawling around, but soon worked their way under the pavilion, doing a series of moves onto and off of the picnic tables that litter the area! WMX hooked on a Camel Clutch to prove to the off-camera Kamilian that he too could be technical... Kammy ran in and threw a heavy ass giant garbage can at Wolfman X's face, cutting his lip open! Then he attacked Disruptor, throwing him into a bike rack... then bck to Wolfman X, he whipped him into several garbage cans before saying "%$#@ the EWA!" and walking off! The match was considered a no contest, but the show was over, and you can bet the farm that if Kamilian returns, he has HELL TO PAY for that! I hope he does, I can't wait to hear about it and someday watch the footage! Alright, it's good to know that the EWA is still going, although it's only the 2nd show in like 5 onths, but at least it's alive! I'll update you on any other news!