3/15/05... Well it happened just a few days ago... last Friday I believe to be precise, but the EWA's future is now in question because of unforeseen events that took place... and no this is no angle... I will go into no detail, but the fact is that Shortcakes cheated on Wolfman X, and the marriage is over! Wolfman X has already moved out, and she will be lucky is she has anyone much to talk to now after what she did... WMX has quit his schooling classes, since he was in her classes, and put that aside... he is back in Norwich for the time being, but is eyeing Florida possibly, where both Natas and Ground Zero live currently... but that is not confirmed yet... if that happens, the EWA as we know it would most definitely end, which would suck since it had been going so good, but drastic situations call for drastic measures... WMX has said he'd like to have a last few shows around these parts though to finish up plans and stuff... where will they be held, now that the New EWA Arena is no more? Either back in Norwich, which would be a looong drive for most of the current stars, or maybe at Keven James' place... there was a scheduled show for this past Sunday, but for obvious reasons it was cancelled... it's not known exactly when the next show will take place, but we want to give Wolfman X all the time he needs to get through these difficult times, so we'll respect his wishes... So let's all wish the best for Wolfman X, and give a double middle finger salute to she who was formerly known as Shortcakes! I'm sure we'll hear a whole lot about this from WMX at the next show... and man, it ain't gonna be pretty!
4/6/05... Well a couple days back (4/3/05), the same day as Wrestlemania XXI, the EWA made it's return! With the absence of over half it's roster, it looked like this show was going to be the worst show in years... it was held in Keven James' yard, in a small town 20 some miles east of Oneonta, since that yard was no longer available for use... and to add to it, with no outlets outside, there was no music for any of the wrestlers entrances! Yes, this show was dubbed "Return to the House Show!!!" The original House Show was waaaay back in EWA1 in '98... almost 7 years later, the EWA returns to that format, and with a small roster... BUT this was not a bad show! Some big things happened despite the problems, the matches were good, and the smaller atmosphere was actually fun for a change! So here's what happened... Wolfman X comes out to open the show and obviously goes on a little rant about Shortcakes and how she cheated on him and all that $#!*.... he was pissed off no doubt! Evil Alice then came out though to cheer him up, by giving him some custom-made Wolfman X cookie sheets.... for wrestling maybe or just looks??? Anyways, WMX then he went on a huge list of all the superstars that could not make it today, which was well over the amount of people who were there... then WMX called outn Psycohol, who came out with the only other P-Dementia member who was in the house, Dr. Evil... WMX then called out the only other DOX'er who was in the house, Evil's twin bro Keven James(it was his house, of course he be there!)... then WMX went on about how after the last huge match after himself and Psycohol were laying in that pile of boxes after the Suplex off the house, that nobody was there for them... DOX all went home... Dementia all went home... Fro-Fighter ran off, leaving them for dead... everyone else was gone... sooooooo, it was time for a return to the DOE!!! WMX turned and attacked his DOX'er Keven James... Psycohol turned and attacked fellow-Dementia'er Dr. Evil! It was really unfortunate that Max, Vince, Kitty, Drixon, or General weren't there for this, but hey... they'll get it next show! Psycohol and Wolfman X were reunited!!! The Doctors of Extreme were back!!! Now onto the matches... to begin, it was Mr. Splooge vs. the Gorilla II! It wasn't a long match... after Splooge called the Gorilla a monkey a bunch of times, the Gorilla finished him off rather easily with... I forget what, but he won! After that match, Putty Man came out to talk... he announced since Drixon was no-showing for his 2nd show during his World Title reign, that he was stripped of the belt and a new champ would be announced... since Max and Face had won the Cage Rumble for a shot, it should be between those two on who gets it... and since Max decided not to show up, then that cancelled out that choice... Face was your new EWA Champion! Putty also announced that the Loserweight Title could be defended outside Oneonta again, because of circumstances... now the 2nd match was Ninja-Natas vs. Fro-Fighter! It was a decent Match, with Fro beating on Ninja a good portion of the time, and also Ninja hitting a few Natas moves on Fro too! In the end, after a Spear-Slam, and a DDT-into-a-Bulldog maneuver, which I will call the Fro-Dog, Fro took the win! Definitely a rising Superstar in the EWA! Up next, Psycohol was to take on his former Psycho-Dementia friend, Dr. Evil! The two had a back and forth battle, but in the end Psycohol finished Dr. Evil with 2 Backflip Splashes onto chairs! Wolfman X then found Fro-Fighter who was talking with K. James... WMX attacked Fro and brought him out into the yard... there were two reasons for this choice... one: Fro left him and Psyco for dead after the last match, and needed revenge brought on him for that.... two: what better way to finally lose his Loserweight Title than to beat Fro in a 24/7 Rule Match! Well WMX beat Fro around the yard a bit, but Fro fought back amazingly with his Spear Slam and Fro-Dog, and some other hot moves! But WMX gave Fro his new 6 Feet Under and X4 moves, and took the pinfall! But just as he celebrated his relinquishing of the Loserweight Title, yes, you guessed it, Putty Man from behind the camera announced that he was sick of the 24/7 Rule, and that the Loserweight Title could only change hands under matches that he has ordered! Therefore WMX was still your Loserweight Champ, screwed yet again by Putty Man!!! Mr. Execution was then seen flirting and bragging with Evil Alice out by a Tree about how he should be the World Champion and not Face... Putty Man seemed to hear this, and told Ex if he wanted it so bad, then his Title shot was up next! Ex was like "No! No! No!" until Evil Alice said she'd like to see him beat on Face, and then he was all for it! So with Evil Alice as the ref, it was Face vs. Execution for the first time in years, and this time for the World Title!!! Ex kept trying to ease Face and say he was kidding, as Face was just pissed that Ex kept talking about him behind his back! And Evil Alice didn't help the situation, trying to instigate them to fight for her love every chance she got! In the end though, something very unusual happened... Face got an idea! He got Ex up and said that they should not be fighting, but instead having a Menage a' Trois with Evil Alice!!! Execution gladly agreed, as did Evil Alice!!! All three walked off together towards the house!!!!! No contest, and it looked like they were all gonna get some action!!!! Just last show Face and Ex were after Kitty, but there was no Kitty here today... Kitty who?!?! You snooze you lose!!! Alice was the one who was Facing Execution this day! Now for the Main Event, the Twins Keven James and Dr. Evil vs. the returning Doctors of Extreme!!! The special guest ref, since Evil Alice was now occupied would be Teddy Girl! This was a decent match, with the Doctors kicking arse like the old days! But the Twins didn't do so bad either! It was back and forth, but the turning point seemed to be when Wolfman tossed a bucket of cold water onto James, pissing him off and making him walk off, leaving his brother for the kill! The DOE proceeded to defeat Evil with the Demolition Drop and take the victory!!! And that was the show! Not too bad for a limited roster on a crappy rainy day with no music, a new camcorder, a long drive, and several delays, and almost every other circumstance you can think of happening... and yes, WMX is planning to move to Florida and bring the EWA with him by May he hopes, so this could be one of the last shows of the EWA as we know it! They're hoping for maybe 2 more at least, I'll keep you updated!
4/16/05... Rumor has it that there are going to be 2 EWA Shows this weekend, a small one later today, and a big one tomorrow! Is that exciting or what??? Actually it's not... because the rumors that have been going around seem to be true.... these two shows will be the LAST 2 SHOWS the EWA will hold in Upstate NY!!! That's right, Wolfman X is moving to Florida in a couple weeks, and is taking the EWA-name with him, since he was one of the founders! Looks like he is bringing the EWA to Florida and possibly hooking up with co-founder Natas!!!! I mean this is foundation-shaking! It's huge!!! We should all be excited at the possibilities... but the fact remains, what is going to happen to all these great New York EWA Stars??? They can't all move to Florida!!! So this whole deal kinda sucks... and it's Shortcakes' fault obviously, being that she is the reason WMX is moving so far away... so what's Max Delirium and Vincent Demented gonna do? What's General Incoherence and Disruptor gonna do??? What's Drixon Webb and Mr. Execution gonna do??? And most importantly, as to who this website is concerned... what the hell is Psycohol gonna do??? There has been talk of all these guys banding together to make their own Fed, but the main factor in them getting together these past years was always Wolfman X's location... WMX was the glue that held them together... his house was in the center of everything.... now they all live hours apart with no middle point to meet at.... at least for Psycohol and Drixon it must seem like this... so I dunno if that's gonna happen! And heck the PXW, Psyco's been tryin' to jumpstart that for years, but no one's interested... so looks like Psycohol may be done wrestling for a little while? Maybe he needs the break though... fact is, there's a rumor going round that by the end of summer, Psycohol may be planning to make the move to Florida too and join Wolfman X and Natas for an ultimate old-time EWA reunion... in Florida! But ultimately, this whole thing does suck, cuz many of the current EWA stars were just rising to the top and ready to make some big splashes in the pool, and now it all has to end so quick! Well... I will keep you updated on the whole situation, and I will update you on these 2 Final Shows of EWA NY!
4/20/05... Sorry about the late update, but I just got the tapes of this past weekends two shows to finally look at so I could write up a review... so yes, EWA's last 2 Shows in New York, both in the classic EWA Norwich Arena! It was an awesome weekend... for this update, I will cover just the Saturday (4/16) Show, and I'll cover the Sunday Show in a report tomorrow I hope! So what can I say about this show? Well.... you thought the last show had a poor showing? Check this show out! This show reminded us all of old EWA2000 with the small amount of stars and the lack of commentary, but don't call that a bad thing! It was more of a fond revisitation... but anyways, onto the show! The Doctors of Extreme reunited come out calling everyone **ssies for not showing as expected and all, and then Putty Man coming out to announce the Main Event to be..... Face vs. Mr. Splooge for the World Title?! What a crock of crap! WMX came out though angry and still Jobber Champ! He stole Putty Man's hat, making Putty Man weaker than a 2 week old infant, and demanded to defenmd his Loserweight Title against Putty Man himself, which Putty had to agree to! Also, WMX made sure that the Doctors of Extreme would be booking the next show, and Putty unwillingly agreed to that too! WMX walked off, still with Putty Man's hat! The first Match was Suicide vs. Mr. Execution! Execution claimed to be the Undisputed King of the Neckbreaker as he annhilated Suicide with a variety of different neckbreakers! He finished the Ninja's cousin with his patented Flipping Neckbreaker! Psycohol then fought the Ninja, who is still under the impression that he's Natas... he actually did quite well, hitting Psyco with a Thesz Press, Superkick, and several other Natas moves! But Psyc struck back as he always does, and finished Ninja with His Psycosault! Then while Psyco was taking a shower, Putty Man for unknown reasons was seen crawling in and stealing Psycohol's shirt! In the next match, Putty Man vs. Wolfman X for the Loserweight Title, Putty wore Psyco's shirt, never really explaining it... once WMX gave him his hat back he was all over the 7-time EWA World Champ! But WMX wouldn't let Putty get too much control, and after finally getting rid of the hat for good, WMX Blitzkrieged Putty onto some old tires and pinned him, FINALLY getting rid of the Loserweight Championship! And how sweet it would be for the man who has been holding it on him to have to hold it, right? Well that was too good to be true, cuz Putty, as acting Commish, said that the Loserweight Title was no more, and was abolished! WMX was pissed, but seemed to look forward to going back for his World Title! Next Mr. Splooge came out and goofed around a bit, before Santos returned!!! Yes, legendary Mexican Wrestling Star Santos, who made one other EWA appearance where he also kicked Splooge's ass, was back to kick it again!!! Santos manhandled Splooge and finished him by making him tap to the Full Nelson!!! He claimed that Ninja would be next! In the Main Event of this relatively short show, Mr. Splooge stayed out and waited for the World Champ Face! And as Putty stated earlier, the winner was the man who through his opponent off the 8-foot tall structure in the corner of the yard! Face immediately got Splooge up into a Double-handed Chokehold and walked him in it all the way across the yard! The two soon climbed the structure, and Face Headbutted Splooge off the side of it, getting a quick victory to easily retain his Title! The show was over, and in less than one day, the final EWA New York show would be taking place! It was an awesome one, and I will give you the update on it tomorrow!!!
4/21/05... Alright now for coverage of last Sunday's (4/17's) big Goodbye New York EWA Show, Wrestlecraze 2005! The Doctors of Extreme opened it, with special guest appearances by former EWA Stars Drakon and Mad Dog! Psyc and WMX called out Dementia and asked if they were moving to Florida with 'em... Vince said no, so the DOE kicked their arses! The DOE calls out Drixon and asks him... he says "no".... DOE kicks his arse! Then they set up a series of qualifying matches, where the winners go into the Extreme Battle Royal for a World Title shot later on, and the losers goes into a big IC Title Match! First Match was Psychotron vs. Salon Boy... it was back and forth, but Salon Boy kept his undefeated streak alive in the EWA, defeating Tron with a Stunner! Next it was 88 vs. General Incoherence... the music was screwing up on the player, so 88(who has to have a song playing during his match), was given a nice rendition of "Jingle Bells" by the DOE on the sidelines as General kicked his arse! Once the song was over, when 88 usually starts bringin' it on, General just kept working on that Red Right Hand of 88's! General after a senton bomb on a chair pinned 88 to hand him his first ever loss! In the next Match, Suicide fought former Champ, Drixon Webb! Drixon annhilated him as expected! After that Mr. Splooge was to face Keven James, and it was only less than a minute in, when Splooge tapped out to a vicious Full Nelson by James... Disruptor then fought the Ninja, who was heavily under the impression that he was Natas today, actually kicking the hell outta Dis most of the match and getting pissed off many times! But after the Disruption DDT, Ninja was put to rest! As Ninja was still out there, Santos made another surprise appearance and kicked his butt like he said he would the day before! Santos took an easy win!!! Next up, Mr. Execution came out bragging about his charades with Evil Alice at the last show... unfortunately for him, his opponent here was Vince Demented, Alice's husband!!! Vince attacked like a rabid jackal and tore Mr. Ex a new arsehole! It was almost one-sided as Vince got an upset win over the former EWA Champ in not much time at all! In the final qualifying match, the Gorilla II fought Max Delirium... Max won this one of course, and now we were onto the IC Title Match... it was originally supposed to be a tournament, but due to time restrictions, it had to be shortened into one big match with most of the losers involved, including Mr. Ex, the Gorilla, Psychotron, Suicide, and the Ninja... also included were Psycohol, since he was one half of the DOE, who were booking the show... and of course Keven James, the current IC Champion! The rules were simple, 3-men in at a time, the rest on the sidelines wait to be tagged in, a triangle-tag-in match! The first man to pin an opponent was the new IC Champ! There were many classic little bralws in here involving all these guys, but in the end, Salon Boy rushed in, giving Keven James a Stunner, allowing Psycohol to make the quick pinfall and become the new IC Champ! Psyco was the first 3-time EWA IC Champ!!! Up next, the Tag Titles were on the line as Dementia, along with ally Dr. Evil were to defend the Titles in a Handicap Tag Match against the newly reformed Doctors of Extreme! There was much interference from the sidelines in this one as both factions brawled to see who was the ultimate team! In the end though, after Psycohol and WMX hit Max with the Demolition Drop, Drixon ran in, attacking everyone, making this a no-contest!!! Dementia kept the Titles!!! Up next was to be the Extreme Battle Royal for the World Title Shot! Here were the rules: Men came in one at a time, like a Rumble, but nobody could be eliminated until everyone has entered! And eliminations were to be by pinfall or submission only! So it was scheduled to start out with Max Delirium vs. General Incoherence... wait... have we ever seen these two fight before?! This was gonna be good! General makes his way out, but where is Max??? Where is... General rips off his ski-mask to reveal that he indeed is Max Delirium!!! So in the biggest twist in recent EWA History, we find out that over the last 2 years, Max and General were in fact the same guy... just... schitzophrenic!!! Mx... errr. Gener.... ummmm whatever... he's fighting himself!!! He's throwing punches in midair!!! He's giving Frog Splashes to nothing! He's being pinned, and making pins on ghosts!!! He is confused!!! We can't have this ruin the Rumble, so we get legendary Mexican star Santos to come out, lock on the Full Nelson and drag General Delirium away!!! And we restart the Extreme Rumble! First two out now are Disruptor and Salon Boy! They start going at it, then Keven James is out... then Wolfman X! Anarchy in the EWA Arena!!! Psycohol flies out, the chaos picks up! Then unexpectedly Keven James' 2 kids follow, XX and Teddy Girl, and they are all fighting amonst these huge Backyard Stars! Then Drixon Webb... then finally Vince Demented rounds out the entire crew for this match! Now eliminations can begin! XXX and Teddy Girl are soon eliminated... Drixon's back's hurting him, so he taps out to a Keven James' submission... Salon Boy's soon out... the Psycohol claims he is late for a date with some chick he met, and runs out, leaving WMX with 3 other guys! Shortly after that Vince and James are both eliminated! It's down to Wolfman X and the Disruptor!!! The two have another classic confrontation, until none other than Putty Man runs out, trying to ruin the opportunity for WMX once again!!! He announces he is now part of this match! WMX says ok, rips Putty's hat off, and immediately Blitzkriegs and pins him! WMX and Disruptor go back at it, as Putty Man tries to get his hat back from XXX in the background! Finally after an amazing X4(F5), on the near 400 pound Disruptor, Wolfman X takes the pinfall and gets his World Title shot that he's wanted so long! So it's Wolfman X vs. Face for the EWA World Title! Face comes out, being a perv as usual, checking out EWA1's Alisha who was hangin' around, and checkin' out Drakon's girlfriend! After that the match was on! WMX and Face had some good moments, including WMX throwing a heavy computer monitor off a structure, hitting Face with it hard! Then after WMX did a huge Back Body Drop Slam from about 10 feet up a ladder to Face, Drakon and Drixon came out to help kick Face's arse! WMX removed Face's mask and threw it across the yard! Face covered his face with his winter hat, but took a Blitzkrieg and was pinned as WMX became the first 8-time EWA World Champion!!!! Vince D. came out and beat the heck out of Face, we're guessing as revenge for the Evil Alice thing from the last show, as WMX celebrated!!! After that, everyone was gathered from backstage, all the main wrestlers came out to celebrate Wolfman X's last NY Show! He brought out beers for everyone, except Psycohol of course, being straight-edge and looking quite out of place here... WMX downed a ton of alcohol and then the show was over!!! Good show, good show... Word has it that WMX is moving to Florida officially on Thursday Apr. 28th, 2005... so ya better go see him soon if ya wanna see him off at all! I'll update you in any other news of his departure... catch you guys later!
4/27/05... Just last night, Wolfman X filmed one last bit of footage for EWA New York... he hung out with Psyco and old friend... brotha... Napalm! They were at Napalm's place and talked a bit of old times... afterwards, WMX and Psyco went back to Psycohol's place and talked over how they still couldn't believe that General and Max were the same guy the whole time! Psyc went to take a bathroom break, and in through the back door sneaks Putty Man!!! Apparently he has been busy, cuz he brought with him a brand new contract, self-handwritten, obviously, since there were numerous spelling and grammatical errors throughout! Basically the contract stated, that whomever holds it, holds the EWA license with them... so since Putty Man held the contract, the EWA would have to stay in New York! And we all know that WMX was planning on bringing the EWA to Florida with him! So Putty boasted and bragged that the EWA was staying in New York, but WMX quickly knocked Putty's hat off and stole the contract... but a moment later, as the hat was put back on, Putty jumped up and stole it back, running out the back door with it! WMX put on the chase! He found Putty hiding in Psyco's backyard, in the dark night... the PXW Arena! WMX proceeded to beat Putty Man old-school Hulk Hogan style, and then taking the contract as well as Putty Man's hat back inside with him... Psyco came down from the bathroom, asking how WMX got Putty's hat... WMX explained and then gave Psyco Putty's hat to hold on to... and then WMX said he had to go... he got up and headed out as Psycohol saluted him, and said he hoped to be in Florida himself by the end of summer! Well that was that... the official end for New York! Wolfman X will now be bringing the EWA down to Florida, where Natas eagerly awaits! As for everyone else up here... well I'll dedicate a report to that sometime in the next few days.... tomorrow is WMX's official departure date... I will keep you updated on what I know!
5/16/05... In just under a month after the EWA's end in NYS, a new Federation has already held a great show! Today at Keven James' place in East Worcester, the EAW debuted!!! Vince Demented opened the show, with Evil Alice and her sister Bloody Mary, but before much could be said, Putty Man came out immediately claiming Commissionership, ripping up and EWA sign and holding up a PWA sign, for "Putty Wrestling Association", the name he always wanted! But out from the back came.... Madd E. Rational, a 'newcomer' who took Putty's hat off, pushed him aside, and announced that he was the new Commish of this new Federation which was to be called the EAW(Eternal Anarchy Wrestling)!!! Madd bore a striking resemblence to former EWA star, Max Delirium, and being that Max was a schitzo with his General character, we're pretty damn sure this is him too... and now he talks! No mask! But anyways he was the new Commish, and announced a Survival series of matches to determine the EAW's rankings! The first match on the card was Mr. Execution vs. the Gorilla II, who seemed to have gained a few pounds... Ex, who was pissed off cuz they forgot his theme music, and had to play some gay music- didn't make too long of work with this one before defeating the Gorilla... next Mr. Ex was up against the new Black Knight, who claimed to be from Bombay India! Black Knight basically wore the same uniform as Dr. Evil from the EWA, so we all figure it's still him... just a slight gimmick change for the new Federation... anyways Ex and Knight had a decent match, but after Ex landed his Ex-Breaker finisher, Vince D. came running out attacking him(most likely still pissed over the Evil Alice thing from a few shows back), and with no real rules here, there was no DQ! Knight took the pinfall and scored somewhat of an upset of Mr. Ex! But up next for Knight was Mr. "I've wrestled in like 6 Federations" Man, Psycohol! Psycohol charged out with the fury of a thousand baboons to his new theme music, and basically mauled Black Knight into nothingness! After a pure one-sided crushing, Psyco was up for one more, as he crushed a newcomer named Sancho! Sancho had a bandana wrapped all around his head so the face was not visible, and he seemed nearly as bumbling as Splooge or Ninja! But he did land a few shots in... in the end, Psycohol pinned him too, but was definitely tiring out... too bad for that, cuz up next was his former friend from Dementia, Vincent Demented! This would be the first time these two will have met one on one in the yard! It was a great back and forth brawl with all the good moves... Vince hit his patented finisher, the Lobotomy, and it should have been over, but somehow Psyco kicked out! Vince then picked Psyc up and Dementia Bombed him! Psyco kicked out!!! Vince couldn't believe it!!! So as Psyco absentmindedly stumbled around, Vince set a few street signs across a box, and gave Psyco one last Dementia Bomb onto that!!! Finally he pinned Psycohol in a pretty damn big upset, seeing that Psyc is a multi-time Champion of everything! That should be a pretty big boost for Vince's career! Psycohol was not happy!!! So Vince moved on to face none other than cute little Splooge! As expected, Vince had no trouble with Splooge, but brought out his sister-in-law Bloody Mary to have a little fun... she grabbed the Stop sign and began a "Stop-Go" game with Splooge, just like "Red Light, Green Light", once Splooge got close enough, she rammed the sign into his head! Vince took the cover and easily pinned Splooge, as Splooge made some lude comment about the position Vince was pinning him in, haha! So Vince moved up to face Keven James next... after a decent match, Keven James managed to pull out the victory over the tiring Demented to continue... in the final 1st Round Match Keven was to face Putty Man! Keven was all excited for this one... almost everyone here has some sort of itching to get their hands on the EWA Commish, cuz they couldn't do it there! Anyways, Keven for the most part beat on Putty Man, except when hat was on head! And in the end James took the easy victory and became the survivor of the 1st Round... so since Keven, along with Vince and Psyco each had 2 wins, they moved to the 2nd round to determine rankings... it would be Psyco vs. Vince, and the winner would face James... but before that, Mr. Ex would have a rematch against Black Knight, since both of them had 1 win each... Black Knight came out, but when Ex was announced, he was nowhere to be seen... oh wait, he snuck up craftily behind Knight, and attacked him with a skateboard! After a quick cheap beatdown, Mr. Ex took the win to even his score with Black Knight! Afterwards, he made some rude comments towards Evil Alice on the sideline and got his arse handed to him again by Vince! So up next Psyco got his chance at revenge, where him and Vince had a match possibly better than the first! There were submission moves, weapons, wrestling and the whole works! In the end tho, Psycohol reversed a powerbomb attempt by Vince and then gave him an Impaler across a chair! Psycohol took the win and avenged his earlier loss... Now it was Main Event time... Psycohol vs. Keven James... in their career, Psycohol is almost perfect against James, except maybe a Tag Match or two... but this was James' hometurf, and Psyco had just gone through a rough match with Vince... in fact James made his entrance while Psycohol still lay on the ground from his last match! James started taking to Psyco early, but Psyc got some moves in too! It was actually looking real good for Psycohol, when all of the sudden, while running towards James with a Big Wheels, Psyco lost footing on the slippery grass, and went shin-first through a steel chair that was sitting around! Psyco could barely stand and James took advantage! And witha quick rollup, Keven took the win, and second big upset of the day over Psycohol! Keven James was finally coming into his own! Afterwards, 88 came stumbling out with a large container of vodka in hand, and one arm in a sling... he fell down piss-drunk on his face... guess he missed the show... anyways, the Standings of the EAW as of right now look to be as follows: 1. K. James 2. Psycohol 3. Vince Demented 4. Mr. Execution 5. Black Knight, and then a 4-way tie of losers, between Putty, Splooge, Sancho, and Gorilla... Many questions pop up now because of this show... will Putty Man be a regular wrestler now? Will there be Titles to fight for? Will Madd E. Rational fight, and will he be as good as past personalities Max and Inco? He seemed not to know anything about those 2 when asked about them... When will the next show be exactly? We don't know for sure, but I'll def let ya know when I do! As for Wolfman X... we've heard he has still yet to find both a job and p*$$y, but we all know he's trying hard and we wish him the best of luck down in Florida... I am surprised how well this show turned out... a first non-Wolfman X booked show... not too shabby! Hopefully there will be plenty more! I'll update you on the EAW, try and put up a page for them soon, and also see if the EWA is up to anything yet down in Florida... til next time...
5/30/05... Well the EAW had Show #2 today, on Memorial Day, and there were so many matches that I'm gonna need to review the tape before going into any detail... but the big news is this... WOLFMAN X is BACK! After what has to be just over a month in Fl... wait, he was in Ohio some of the time too, so less than a month living in Florida, WMX just couldn't take the heat... not the literal heat, but apparently people, especially girls laughed at and mocked his style down there, so he came back to New York and made a grand entrance at the EAW Show, proclaiming that this would also be EWA76... a Collaberated Show... so the World Champ is back, and wants people to pick sides... there were some guys for the EWA, and some for the EAW... we'll hafta see how this plays out... one person I know who's not happy about all this and how it's playing out, although he's still hangin' around anyways is Psycohol... why Psycohol you ask? Why that crazy mutha***er who will wrestle anywhere, anytime for nothin'?! Well his escape from this hellhole to Florida is now kaput, down the drain... he's stuck to rot longer now... he has told me he has been looking into places such as New Zealand, Hawaii and Japan to get as far away from here as possible... ya only live once, and ya gotta travel young... so Psycohol may be EWA 4 Life, but his heart wants to be elsewhere for awhile, and we wish him the best of luck in finding a way out of this place! I'll update with the show when I get the tape to watch...
6/7/05... Well I was gonna update you on the last show, but since I've been working ever since I received my copy, I find out on my first free day, that WMX had already come by and taken my copy back before I had a chance to watch and tape it, and the copy now lies an hour and a half away from here, I guess that means I gotta wait longer for this update of a show that happened a week ago... this sucks, and maybe I should move with Psycohol wherever he goes, cuz I'm getting pissed here...
6/22/05... First off, big Happy Birthday to Psycohol!!! Today's his Birthday, and he has done what the majority of people could not... remain a virgin until he has turned 26 years old... congratulations... I guess... anyways, I finally freakin' got to watch that show that happened like 3 weeks ago... he's a quick recap, since there's no point in going into detail over ancient history... so EAW's Show #2 started out with Commish Madd E. Rational proclaiming that, whereas Show #1 was to decide who the top rankings belonged to, Show #2 would decide who was the lowest of the low in rankings... match #1, Suicide vs. Sancho... Sancho the All Powerful somehow pulls out the win as the returning Suicide suffers another loss! Next, Mr. Splooge fought Disruptor, in his first EAW match... just as Dis was about to finish Splooge, Wolfman X's music hits, and out runs Wolfman X, back from Florida! He couldn't take the 'heat' that the Floridians were putting on his New York arse, so he hightailed it back up here and wanted nothing but p*$$y... he proclaimed that this show would also be dubbed EWA#76 for his own purposes I guess... so Dis and Splooge got out there to finish their match, Dis finished Splooge with ease... next, Disruptor vs. Mr. Execution... in a decent match, Mr. Ex pulls somewhat of an upset, defeating Disruptor! Next up, Mr. Splooge came out to face Suicide... Suicide won... if you look back at the record books, every match Suicide has won in his career, Splooge has been involved in... there's an interesting tidbit for all you folks out there... next up, EWA's Commish Putty Man was up against the Gorilla II... Putty Man pulled out a rare victory... Gorilla then fought Splooge to determine ultimate loser status... Gorilla won of course... Putty Man came back out then to face Black Knight(Dr. Evil)! Black Knight took the win this time, after ridding Putty of his Super Powered Hat! Next, in the show's only real EWA match, Wolfman X was set to take on Sancho the All Powerful, Suicide, and a newcomer, and inbred cousin to Keven James & Black Knight, CLETUS!!! He had the redneck buckteeth, overalls and all! Anyways, long story short, Wolfman X beat all three... Cletus then fought Splooge, and Cletus picked up his first victory... this show indeed had ALOT of matches... like 15 or so... so next Suicide took on Black Knight, and Black Knight won that one... then finally Psycohol got a match, and it was against Gorilla II... it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that Psycohol won that match... directly following, Psycohol was to face Disruptor... after a long hardfought match, with some crazy moves by both fellows, and a cheating run-in by WMX at the end, Psycohol took the win... Kitty Valentine, who hadn't been seen in a few shows then came out, pissed off at Execution, since he'd had that little fling with Evil Alice a few show back, and she was a little bit jealous maybe? Anyways, he said he didn't care for her, and only wanted Evil Alice... Kitty began crying, and Ex came to console her, only to receive a flying chair to the head, that she had flung up at him! Then she kicked him and walked off... Ex had got his! He was to face Keven James next, but was still reeling from the chairshot and all upon James' entrance... they had a decent match, but James took the victory in the end, after Vince D. came in and gave Ex a move... next Black Knight took on Vincent Demented... Vince took the win... and in the final match on the card, Vince was to take on Keven James, in a rematch from the first show... but before the match, as Vince and his daughter Kitty made their entrance, Mr. Ex ran out and attacked Kitty! Vince immediately jumped on Ex and took him down! After clearing the area of him, the match was on... and in the same result as the show before, Keven James took the win, the 2nd victory in a row over Demented! James was still undefeated in the EAW! Well that's that show... and just the other day, the 20th, we held another Show! But I'll update you on that another time... as for now, Richard Head out, have a good one!
7/6/05... Darn, I been so darm busy lately, I've forgotten all about updating what happened at the last show... it happened on 6/20/05 if I remember correctly, and was EAW Show #3, subtitled EWA #77: Total Domination! It was to be the final show where rankings were to be determined for the EAW... first match that Madd E. had planned was Putty Man vs. Sancho the All Powerful... Sancho gave it all he got, which was like nothing, and Putty Man took the win with a Donkey Punch to finish it! Next up, General Incoherence made his grand return to the yard, his debut in the EAW... of course that's if you don't consider his split personality of Madd E. Rational already running things... apparently the contract he made with himself, made it so General would always have 2 matches, no more, no less at every EAW Show, and would enter last for every match he was in... ok... so his opponent, Mr. Execution! These two had a classic battle, but in the end, General flew from the top of the swingset with his Bunny Hop Finisher toi defeat Ex! Next up, Ninja, who recently returned from Florida, fought Psycohol, and as much as I'd like to say it was the same ol, same ol, where Psyco destroys the Ninja, I would be lying if I did... Ninja with the powers of Natas still in his blood somehow put up another good fight against Psyco, but in the end it still wasn't enough, as Psycohol took the win! Wolfman X then came out, introducing his new girlfriend Bobbi Jo X 666 for all the world to see... he was not alone anymore, woohoo! Face then came out next to face Mr. Splooge... before they got into it, Face ranted a bit on Wolfman X, and how they went down to Florida, then WMX left him down there to come back up here... Face was pissed! Anyways, he destroyed Splooge and that was that! Mr. Execution was then set to fight again, this time against Vincent Demented! The last time they fought, it was a total squash with Vince killing Ex... this time it was a better fight, with Ex actually making Vince bleed profusely from the mouth after a jaw-jacking Stunner! But in the end, Vince still managed to come away with the victory... next Ninja fought Splooge... well, Natas-Ninja... actually in the EAW, Madd E. Rational just introduces him as "Natas", so technically I could be calling him "Natas", but I would know that to be a lie, and I will always call him Ninja to not confuse anyone... so well, ummm.... yah... Ninja destroyed Splooge, and onto the next match... General Incoherence got to face Putty Man! General dominated most of the match, having control of the all-powerful Putty-Hat! In the end, the Bunny Hop defeated the Donkey Punch, and General was your winner! Next Face came out to fight again, but before the match, he called out Bobbi Jo X, WMX's girl, and started checking her out or something, but she grabbed him by the nuts and took him down or something... then Psycohol's music played, as he ran out, with a hard martial arts kick to Face's head! It was on! Psyco vs. Face, an old rivalry, reborn! It was a good match, as Psyco hit many a high-flying move, and Face hitting many of his classics! In the end, Psyco placed a chair on top of Face, and hit a Moonsault off the table, 1,2,3! After that, in the first actual EWA Match of the show, Psycohol was set to defend his EWA IC Title against Vincent Demented! These two had another classic battle, but in the end, after both having smashed each other with street signs simutaneously, they were both counted down for a draw! Psyco retained his IC Title! In another EWA Match, signed by Putty Man, their Commish, 88 and Black Knight were to take on Wolfman X, who knew nothing about this match! A Handicap Match! But although it took him off guard, he handled them with no problem, and took the win! Wolfman X could NOT be defeated in a Handicap Match, it was a proven fact of history! Right after that Wolfman X was set to defend his EWA World Title against a "worthy" opponent... how the Gorilla II is "worthy" I do not know... but anyways they went at it, with WMX dominating the match as expected... but with 88 being the ref, and completely drunk, things didn't go as expected... just as WMX was setting up the Blitzkrieg on Gorilla, 88 proclaimed that the 30-minute time limit was up, although it had only been maybe 3 to 5 minutes, and called it a no-contest! WMX was pissed! Now back to the EAW, Vincent D. was up against Keven James for the 3rd Show in a row! This time he would definitely have to win, or suffer total embarassment of losing 3 times ina row to James! So they had another good battle, using street signs and all, and guess what, Keven James wins again!!! I think Vince should move on to another opponent or something, cuz this just ain't working for him! In the Main Event, an EWA Match, the EWA Tag Titles were on the line... and technically the Champs were Dementia, Vince and Max D., but since the Max Delirium was currently not part of Madd/General's current personalities, Putty Man said that General Inco had to step in a substitute partner to Vince in this one, although he really is the same person... anyways, they had a good match, although Vince and General didn't get along too well, and in the end, as Psyco was set to give Vince the Demolition Drop, General Superkicked him off the Table, and gave Vince the Drop himself! WMX took the pin, and the Doctors of Extreme were 2-time EWA Tag Champs!!! It was a good show! And apparently a couple days ago on the 4th of July the EAW/EWA had another show, but this time Psycohol and a couple of th guys couldn't make it because of work, but when I get the results I'll let you know what happened...