11/12/04... Ok, so that sucked, the Sox swept the Cardinals, and the Series wasn't as cool as I thought it'd be... ugh... anyways, the Veteran's Day Show (11/11)! Bash at the Barn... yes, we were having a show inside a barn, Lil' Psycho's barn to be exact... he had a ring set up too, a couple of matresses covbered by a tarp actually, but a ring nonetheless! The place had endless possibilities, from a rope to swing on, a pile of hay, a whole field to play in outside... cool! So Psycho-Dementia came out to open the show, but as usual they were rudely interrupted by Wolfman X, who brought along Keven James and Shortcakes... they brought out a Bush-Cheney sign, and all the men, friends or foes, didn't matter, went to work destroying that sign and expressing their extreme hatred for Bush's re-election! Screw you Bush, we're all going to hell now! So anyways, WMX wanted a Rematch against Psycohol... Psycohol agreed to it, but Putty Man, the "Commish came out and said WMX had to face Max Delirium and Revan Wilder in a 3-Way battle to see who'd get the shot at the next show! But the first match on the card was sceduled to be Keven James vs. the newcomer Lil' Psycho... but instead of Keven coming out, he stumbled out drunk and in overalls! The return of Redneck Willy?! He musta fallen back into his old drinking habits, cuz this match was a squash! Lil Psycho took the win in no more than a minute or two... the next scheduled match was the Ninja vs. the Gorilla! The two started going at it, with some near pinfalls for the Gorilla, but then mysterious music hit, as a fired-up Mr. Splooge came out! Back from the Shaolin Temple already?! Apparently so!!! Splooge was letting out high-pitched kung fu screams as he annhilated both Ninja and the Gorilla with a flurry of Shaolin Kicks and Fists of Fury! He was a brand new man, not the Jobber that we were so accustomed to for the last 6 years!!! He finished the two with a huge Psycohol'esque Standing Moonsault! Is this going to be a new era?! The Era of Mr. Splooooge!!!! So next, Facing Execution came out to once again defend their Tag Titles... but against mystery opponents! Those opponents were... Frankenstein and the Wolfman?! That's right... Frankenstein who helped Face at the last show to get Dr. Evil's mask, was now challenging for the Tag Titles! And embarassing it was for the two EWA Veterans to be basically squashed by these two monsters who went absolutely rabid on them! Frank pinned Face to bring home the Gold for what I'll dub the Tag Team named the "Universal Monsters"! Wolfman X then came out to make an open challenge to a Wolfman Lair Match... who would accept? Wouldn't ya know it, Mr. Splooge has accepted again! Last time WMX laid out this open challenge, Splooge accepted, and got decimated... why would this time be any different WMX was thinking! He wanted a real challenge... but he accepted anyways... and do ya wanna know why this time'd be different? Well if you haven't guessed, that Shaolin training that Splooge received has made him into a killing machine, even against the EWA's elite! Splooge immediately blocked every punch WMX threw at him, and WMX is known for his boxing! WMX was confused! Splooge then took it to Wolfman X like never before, kicking his arse all over the barn!!! WMX eventually got in some of his bigger moves, but Splooge always got right back up, giving the ref no chance to count him down for a 10 count! WMX soon hit his Chokeslams, and 3 Blitzkriegs, one ona chair even... but Splooge still got up like it was no problem!!! What the hell?! WMX didn't know what to do, so he did the only thing he could do to save his perfect WMX Lair Match record... he called in the DOX! General and Doctor Evil ran in attacking Splooge... but Splooge fought back against them too! But eventually they were too much, and WMX hit another Blitzkrieg and had all the DOX'ers dogpile on top of Splooge so Shortcakes could count the 10!!! Splooge had been cheated out of what might have been his biggest victory ever!!! Afterwards though, Splooge got up and beat down all 3 DOX'ers until they could stand no longer, and walked out an honorable man! After the match, some guy with a Psycometer-like ski-mask and an Irish accent came out... his name was "88," and aparrently was the guy who set Max and Vince free from Arkham Asylum awhile back... he said he was here in the EWA, and was ready for any challengers, or anyone who needed service! Interesting... Face was to fight Dr. Evil once again, and in a first blood match! Dr. Evil had a new skeleton mask, since his hockey one was stolen at the last show! Face basically just came out and pummeled Evil repeatedly in the face with his fists and his mask even! Then when slamming Evil's face over and over into a chair, blood was pouring down Evil's face... or mask?! The match was over, Face won with vengence!!! Next up was General Incoherence defending his IC Title against Vince Demented, in a match that Vince requested earlier, wanting revenge for the lightbulb smash at the last show! This would be a box,pole, and lightbulb match! The first to get all 3 of those stips done in that order would be the IC Champ! General actually had all 3 done first, putting Vince through a box, and broke a pole over him, and soon the lightbulb, but they were out of order... or something funny... ask Putty Man, he knows what happened... anyways, Vince took advantage of this and finished General with a Lightbumb busted over the head! Immediately after this though, one of the EWA's soon-to-be greatest moments occurred! The owner of the property saw this, saw this glass spread all over his property and came out yelling at everyone! We all blamed Lil Psycho of course, since he said it was ok (hehe), but it was definitely an interesting moment! I guess it was Psycho's stepdad or something that actually owned the land, and he didn't realize there was gonna be broken glass all over... and actually watching it happen pissed him off more! Classic, although we are very sorry! Anyways, next up was the battle of the Psyc/ho's! Lil Psycho vs. EWA Champion and Legend Psycohol! The two stuck close to the matresses, Psycho giving Psycohol many high risk maneuvers that the EWA has never seen! But Psyc fought back with his own offense at the same time, showing Psycho what he had! And in the end, EWA Champ Psycohol prevailed in showing Lil Psycho what the EWA was all about! But Psycho definitely showed he has skills and may be a force to be reckoned with in the future of the EWA! This was definitely the most skilled wrestling match of the show! Next up though was that 3-Way Dance for a World Title Shot that Putty made earlier! WMX, vs. Max vs. Revan!!! The three had a great battle, once again the two EWA'ers teaming up on the foreigner a bit more than not! But Revan held his own too! Max hit a solid kick to Revan's chest at one point, it musta hurt!!! In the end, WMX hit a Double Suplex on the two and Shortcakes made the pin as all 3's shoulders were on the mat!!! I don't know yet what the decision will be on the Title shot... if it will be another 3-Way Dance, if none of them get a shot, or if Psyco will hafta face all 3? We'll see at the next show! In the final match of the card, Mr. Execution was finally getting his rematch (not really a rematch) against Psycohol for the World Title that he was stripped of while injured awhile back! The two brawled out in the field for awhile, down into a trench next to the barn and back up to some fences! Eventually they ended up back in the barn, and in the hay and stuff! Psycohol managed to squeak away the win to prove that he indeed was the true EWA World Champion! It was a decent show, with a cool change of surroundings for once! The next show I believe will be back in WMX's yard! I will update you when that's coming up! Also, watch for Psycohol in the play "Miracle on 34th Street" in Norwich from Nov. 19th-21st! He did "Annie" last year, remember? This crazed maniac doing nice and happy plays like this... can it be true?! Well if ya wanna see him on stage, go buy tickets!!!
11/26/04... All I can say is EWA had an Awesome Thanksgiving Thrashing III today!!! It was a hot event with returns by the likes of Superstars such as Suicide, Psychotron, Disruptor, and Drixon Webb! Unfortunately a lot of the regulars couldn't make it, like Max, Vince, General, Revan, or Lil Psycho, but the guys still did a hell of a job! EWA's 2nd Extreme Rumble for one... and many other great matches back in the good ol' backyard, and not in the barn! I'd go into it, but I gotta go to bed early, and work all weekend... so I probably won't have an update on the show til maybe Monday or so... catch ya then!
11/29/04... Ok, now to recap EWA's 3rd installment of Thanksgiving Thrashing from last Friday (11/26)... opening and introducing the show was none other that EWA Legend Drixon Webb! Wolfman X came out and said he had some plan in mind for later to discuss with Drix... the first match on the card, Mr. Splooge wanting to rid himself of the Loserweight Championship against the Gorilla (version 2.0)! Still retaining his amazing Shaolin strength and skills from the last show, Mr. Splooge annhilated the Gorilla to defeat him and to hand the Loserweight Title to the poor beast! Splooge an invincible wrecking machine?! Preposterous! Next up, Facing Execution wanting their Tag Titles back went up against Psychotron and Suicide, both returning from an absence of a few shows... Ex and Face destroyed the two! Although Tron did put up a decent fight, Suicide was too much of an idiot to give his team any chance of winning! Facing Ex proved that they were still a Tag Team to be reckoned with, but the current champs, the Universal Monsters didn't even show up for this show... hmmm... anyways, next up Disruptor came out making his return, saying that he had talked to Putty Man about being released from his suspension... He challenged any two superstars from the back for a Handicap Match! Out came the goofy Ninja and the well-honed Kung Fu Machine that is Mr. Splooge! Splooge accused Ninja of being a hony, and a disgrace t the Asian community, claiming that Ninja was really a white retard from the hickville of Smyrna trying to be something he's not! Anyways, the two took on Disruptor! Dis didn't have too much trouble with Ninja, but SPlooge on the other hand endured most all of what Disruptor dished out, and laid out the EWA Veteran with ease with some martial arts kicks and punches! What drugs had Splooge been taking on his trip to China?! In the end, in maybe the biggest upset of the year, Splooge and Ninja defeated Disruptor, as Dis went for the Osaka Streetcutter, and Splooge reversed it in a Scorpion Death Drop for the unexpected pin! Splooge is all of the sudden looking like World Championship material! After the match though, Drixon came out, abducting the Ninja, and carrying him off in a sleeping bag! Was this part of his plan with Wolfman X?! Next up, Putty Man came out and said he had no such conversation with Disruptor about his release from suspension... but Putty said he would let Dis off if he went through one more Handicap Match! Wolfman X and Drixon Webb would be his opponents! WMX and Drix have been quite friendly these past couple shows they been in together... is Drixon on the verge of joining the DOX?! Wel Disruptor snuck up behind Putty Man, and flipped off the guy's power-hat and gave him a Stunner for good measure! Anyways to the match, Drix and Wolfman basically mauled the Disruptor... WMX dedicated a nice Bossman Slam to the late Big Bossman, upon request of Psycohol from the sidelines... and Drixon hit a nice Dominator on the big man! Drixon has some AWESOME power I tell ya! In the end WMX and Drix obviously took the win, further punishing Disruptor for his few show-absence! Following the match, Wolfman called Splooge out... Splooge entered as disciplined as ever... Wolfman tried to start a fight, but Splooge destroyed Wolfman X again, just like at the last show! But as Splooge beat him down, Drixon Webb came up from behind and nailed Splooge with a Sleeping Bag all full o' Ninja!!! The return of the Retarder!!! The body-loaded Sleeping Bag shot is the exact move used at last years Thxgvng Thrashing to Retard Suicide! That time, 187 was in the bag, and was soon to be killed! This time Splooge was leveled, and then Ninja in the bag was Powerbombed onto him, and then slammed into the tree a few times before being dragged off! Splooge got up, all stupid again! None of his Shaolin tactics stuck with him, back to the regular ol' Splooge!!! Darn! As for Ninja... what would his fate be?! We'd hafta find out later, cuz next was a match between Keven James and Suicide! It really wasn't much of a match... James took the win quite easily... Wolfman X then came out and b!%$&#d about the 3-way draw from the last show, and how he should get a Title Shot... Putty Man declared that there would be an Extreme Rumble to decide who gets the shot at Psycohol's Title! Psyco would however be in it too, and if he won, he would be able to choose his opponent! So the Rumble was up, and the first two out were Mr. Splooge and Keven James! James got the dumb Splooge out just as Face was making his entrance! Suicide soon came in, and then a surprise entry by the Commish, Putty Man! But he was tricked to eliminate himself, when Face threw his priceless hat off the ledge! Others began coming in, from Psychotron to Drixon to the Gorilla to Mr. Execution! Drixon seemed to be outlasting them all! Psychotron already eliminated, pulled Mr. Ex out, foiling his chances of victory! Shortcakes was even pulled out at one point as she was walking by, and quickly eliminated! Soon Wolfman X was in working with Drixon to beat on the Disruptor! Psycohol then came in to surprisingly side with the Disruptor against those two! WMX stumbled off the side with Psyco in his arms, but Psyc managed to stay up on the ledge! So WMX was out! Dr. Evil soon was in too! As Evil worked with Drix to try and get Disruptor out, Psyc delivered a swift Dropkick, eliminating his only possible ally, Dis! Drix and Evil pounded on Psyc then for awhile, before Psyc finally eliminated Evil! It seemed to be down just between Psyco and Drix, when out came... the Ninja?! He was okay from the beating he took in that sleeping bag earlier?! He gave Psyc a Tilt-o-whirl, a Pump Handle Slam?! What was this... this wasn't the Ninja's style, it was someone else's..... Ninja and Drixon beat on Psycohol until finally Drixon tossed Psycohol onto the hood of his car, eliminating him! Now it was Drixon and the Ninja, and it didn't take too long before Ninja pushed Drixon off to win the Rumble!!! It was impossible!!! But then Ninja took off his mask to reveal himself to be Wolfman X!!! It wasn't the Ninja afterall!!! WMX stole his shirt and mask from when they kidnapped him, and pretended to be him! Psyc claimed this vistory to be unfair, but WMX stood tall and proud at his underhanded victory! But Putty Man, shortly following announced that Wolfman X did NOT win the match, since he had participated twice, and that was against the rules! Putty declared Drixon Webb the winner, and he would get the title shot! Once again, Putty Man had foiled Wolfman X!!! So the Main Event was Psycohol defending his World Title against the big man, Drixon Webb! This would be quite a mountain to topple even for Psycohol! Drixon basically manhandled Psycohol most of the match with huge Power Moves of the likes the EWA has never seen! Psyc got a few of his moves in too, but Drix was obviously the better man here today! In the end, Drix nailed Psycohol with his finisher, the Dominator! And this Dominator has so much whip on it, you could here Psyc's back break as he was flipped to the ground!!! But Psyc had one more trick up his sleeve! As Drix celebrated what was sure to be his voctory, Psyc crawled slowly to the side and grabbed something! As Drix came in for the kill, Psycohol sprayed him 3 times in the eyes with a bottle of hairspray!!! Drix had been blinded!!! With this underhanded advantage, Psyc climbed the table and delivered a Moonsault to the stunned Drixon and took the cheap pinfall and victory to retain his Title!!! Show over!!! I'm not sure when these guys are going to find time for another, but rumor has it, that back in Norwich, Kamilian wants to start his own Federation! December 12th is the day he has set... it's not known yet if Psycohol will be able to attend or not, but I believe Wolfman X plans to be there for the opening show... I'll update you if I hear anything...
12/31/04... WOW!!! EWA ended this year with a BANG!!! Day of Destruction III took place today on the last day of the year! You'd think, being the middle of winter, it'da been snowy and cold, but nope... still somewhat cold, but no snow, all MUD!!! This was backyard mud wrestling at it's finest! The guys got messy today! But since I don't have much time, being that it is New Year's Eve, and I Richard Head am such a studmuffin, I will bring you a full update possibly by Monday! And the big news... every single Title changed hands this show!!! That's right! I'd like you to be kept in suspense, but since I do report the news, I will let you know who the new champs are! First off, the Loserweight Title... Gorilla II ran out and surprise attacked the Commish, Putty Man, defeating him, and making him the new Champ, but later in the show, Putty acting as Commish handed the Loserweight Title over to Wolfman X since he's been wanting a Title so bad! Next, Tag Team... the Universal Monsters couldn't stop fighting each other, leading to the unit of Dementia(Max D. & Vince D.) to grab the Titles! On the IC Title front, Keven James defeated Vincent Demented in an EWA-style Ladder Match to win the Title! And the World Title... who could possibly dethrone Psycohol you ask? Well... after cheaply winning a 4-way match, Putty Man made Psycohol defend his Title against the man he cheated against in that match... Drixon Webb! Psycohol vs. Drixon for the 2nd show in a row! And yep, Drixon Webb defeated Psycohol, with a little help from WMX! Drixon Webb is your new EWA Champion! For full results, check back later!
1/6/05...Alright, obviously I have yet to update for the show, but with all this frickin' Xmas stuff (Movies to watch, Video Games to play), I haven't really had the urge to update... so ah well, I don't wanna wait too long, so I will give you a brief recap of the New Year's Eve show right now, so I don't hafta do it in the future... basically WMX and crew came out, announcing that Drixon Webb was joining the DOX... no surprise there, with their obvious alliance over the past few shows... next Psycho Dementia came out, and Psycohol announced DOX's Dr. Evil was now Psycho Dementia! WMX was shocked as Evil walked out to join his bitter enemies! WMX soon came out to ask Putty Man for a Title shot... again... Putty said WMX would get his shot ina 4-way dance No Weapons match later! Then the Gorilla(II) ran out and attacked Putty Man, and pinned him in a 24/7 Match to relieve himself of the Loserweight Title, and give it to Commissioner Putty Man! Since this was Day of Destruction 3, all the matches would have stips... the 1st on the list was the Tag TYitle Match... the Universal Monsters vs. Dementia(Max & Vince) ina Tree Match! But Frankenstein and Wolfman kept fighting each other, allowing Dementia to climb the tree and grab the belts to become the new champs! Next, Face fought Dr. Evil in a 3 Stages of Hell Match (Strap, DDT, "I Quit")! After coming to a 1-1 tie in falls, General came out to make his former-friend Dr. Evil lose, but accidentally hit Face, and Dr. Evil hit a DDT, to win the DDT stip and take the match! General Incoherence then fought Mr. Splooge in EWA's 1st ever Blindfold Match! It was hilarious, with both men missing several moves and falling down and such! In the end, Splooge obviously lost, as General finally found him and pinned him! Suicide fought the newcomer '88' next in a TKO Match... 88, and Irishman proclaimed that while a song played he would not touch Suicide but 3 times, so Suicide could have a field day on 88 if he wanted... but once the song was over, 88 would be free to unleash havoc! During the looooong song ("Cowboys From Hell" by Pantera), 88 actually got 2 knockdowns on Suicide with 2 of his 3 hits... Suicide just bumbled around and got one lucky knockdown... after the song ended, 88 finished it quick, taking the win! Next up was the 4-way No Weapons Match that Putty Man assigned earlier for Psycohol's World Title! Psycohol vs. Wolfman X vs. Drixon Webb vs. Max Delirium! Obviously it was gonna act as more of a Tornado Tag the way the alliances worked out, but ah well! If I haven't mentioned it, this was the muddiest show in EWA history, and this match in particular was a mud-wrestling match to the core! They were all falling into the muddy boggy lawn and being absolutely caked with mud from head to toe! It was awesome! But in the end, Vince Demented(one of Psyc's and Max's buddies) was conveniently the referee and conveniently got distracted long enough for Psycohol to grab a 5 lb. weight and clock both WMX and Drixon over the head with it and win the No-Weapons Match with a weapon! WMX b*tc*ed about it to Putty Man, and agains screwing WMX, Putty said no Title shot, and gave the shot to Drixon for the 2nd show in a row! Putty however did give WMX a Title for all his whining! He handed WMX his newly won Loserweight Title, since he was the Commish and could not fight... Next, Vince Demented defended his IC Title against Keven James in an EWA Ladder Match, meaning that ya don't hafta climb the ladder to get a belt, you just use the ladder as a weapon... after a few minutes of fighting, James emerged victorious as the new IC Champ! Wolfman X then took on Mr. Execution in a Wolfman's Lair Match! Nother classic mudbrawl indeed! Boxes were crushed, VCR's destroyed over heads, and in the end Wolfman X set up a tower of weapons to Blitzkrieg Mr. Ex on for the 10 countdown win! Finally in the Main Event, Psycohol was to defend his World Title a 2nd show in a row against Drixon Webb, but this time in a Finishers Match! This one was a little shorter than the last one, but just as explosive! As Psyc was going for his Moonsault Finisher, Wolfman X ran out, to DDT him into the mud! Drixon immediately hit a TKO... and Psyc was going for that same hairspray he used at the last show, but Drix swatted it out of his hand and gave Psyc a huge Dominator(his Finisher) to win the match, and to win his first EWA World Title! Holy cow! Awesome show! I can't wait for the next!!!
1/18/05... Alright guys, HUGE show yesterday! Many awesome debuts and great matches! I'll skip the opening, who cares? If anyone's got a problem with that, come see me, Richard Head... anyways, the first match was a Tag Title defense for the new champs Dementia! They were up against the duo of Suicide and Psychotron! And just as with Franky and Wolfy, these two were fighting each other too! So obviously Dementia didn't have too tough a time defending their titles! So they won... and the 2nd match was Disruptor, back again... and he was up against that newcomer '88'! Psycohol popped in a 'Casualties' song for '88' to be unoffensive to for the duration... once it ended, '88' looked to mean business until the Ninja ran out thinking he was NATAS! He Superkicked Disruptor and Stunned '88'!!! He claimed that he was 'Natas' and was back to kick some arse! Next match, he got to prove himself! He seemed to talk the talk, but could he walk the walk? He was up against 2 guys ina 3-way dance... the Gorilla, and PSYCOHOL!!! Surprisingly Ninja didn't do half bad and hit Psyco with many of Natas' moves! But in the end, Psycohol hit 'Natas'-Ninja with his own Stunner, and I got the Gorilla in to Finish him off! Psycohol took the win and proclaimed that indeed it was his 100th Career Victory!!! PXW-BTVW-EWA, and all else! Congrats Psyco!!! Next Splooge came out to take on 2 consecutive newcomers! First was a man with a huge red afro, calling himself the Fro-Fighter!!! He mauled Splooge with many massive knees to the head, and a nice Chokeslam and Powerslam to finish him! Next was a guy with wacky, almost fruity purple and black striped pants... Salon Boy! Oh man, this guy must be a pansy! Nope! He whipped out move after move like he'd been doing this for years! Splooge had not a chance! Salon Boy must have watched a lot of wrestling on TV, cuz he was throwin' Splooge around like a damned jackanapes! Eventually he decided to pin the loser... I do feel sorry for Splooge though... a few shows back, he had the Shaolin Skills to Pay the Bills, but after the retardation... well he'll never be that good again! Next, inside, Wolfman X was seen playing pool with a gal named Amanda... he said if he won, he'd get to fight her in a match for the Loserweight Championship! Coincidentally, he won on that next shot and was to fight her right in the kitchen! He took her down, easily pinning her, and thought he had gotten rid of that Loseriffic Belt! But from behind the cam, Putty Man announced that the Loserweight Belt could no longer be won inside the house! WMX was pissed... you know the routine... but then, a number one fan of Wolfman X's came running in, her name Kitty Valentine! Apparently she is the daughter of none other than Evil Alice, who was also at this show... but anyways, she told him how much she idolized him and what not, and then he let his ego get out of control, bragging and all that... Kitty didn't really like the bragging though and was kinda turned off... seeing that she was getting pissed off, and wanting to rid himself of that Loser Belt, he challenged her to a match outside later! He told her he would give her that nice belt if she impressed him out there... and she was NOT afraid! Most girls would have ran away, but she took himseriously and was ready to go! But before that, a few more matches were to take place... first Facing Execution was the take on Keven James and General Incoherence in a Tag Match! Unfortunately the camera kept screwing up! They re-did their entrance like 3 times before finally saying screw it... we threw in a new tape, which seemed to work, and the match began! It was a Tornado Tag Match, so all the men were in! It was complete Bedlam in there! In the end there was only confusion, as Ex took a Death Valley Driver from James while Face Headbutted General to Hell! Face pinned General and Keven pinned Ex at the same time.... so both teams won... making this a Draw! Good match, good match!!! After the match as Face was still wondering around, Kitty Valentine made her way out, looking for WMX... Face, the perv that he is started checking her out and making lewd comments... she seemed to enjoy this strangely enough... and Kitty then asked for a kiss from Face, most likely wanting to see what was under the mask! Face wanted to but chickened out, deciding not to show his face and got all pissed off cuz he had a mask or something and couldn't get a kiss... boo hoo! Take the damn mask off you idiot, it was maybe your only chance ever! But right after that, Suicide ran out, and had a surprise match with Kitty Valentine! She was getting a warmup for Wolfman X! And she did not disappoint! Most of the girls we have had in the past fought very awkwardly like they obviously didn't belong there, but Kitty seemed to fight like one of the boys! She kicked @$$!!! She hit a nasty kick right to his face at one point! Youch! Suicide soon out of desperation asked her to let him bodyslam her... she agreed, knowing full well that he was an idit, and as he tried to lift her, althugh he was 3 times her size, he still fell back from the weight and she landed on top of him, pinning him for the win! Pretty impressive! Next up, the new dude, the Fro-Fighter was to face Mr. Execution! The two had a back and forth battle, but Ex seemed to have more control, as Fro still had much to learn! In the end, Ex hit his Flipping Neckbreaker to win the match! And up next was Wolfman vs. Kitty ! To everyone's surpirise Kitty started off the match with fury! She began beating Wolfman X, EWA's Legend to the ground! I don't think even he was expecting this! Everyone on the sidelines was shocked and awed, but as expected WMX soon took control, threw her to the ground with a Bodyslam, and pinned Kitty after a big Splash! No regard for her female-ness!!! Then relieved as ever, he gave her the Loserweight Title, claiming she was the Loserweight Champ now! But once agains, Putty Man announced something very contradictory to what Wolfman wanted! Putty said that no longer could the Loserweight Title be held by any females!!! WMX threw his temper tantrum agains as Kitty threw the belt back at him and laid him out with a punch! Woooo! I hope she keeps showing up! Finally in the Main Event, it was supposed to be Psycho Dementia vs. the DOX, but Drix didn't show for their team, and Putty said that Disruptor would take his place! So it was WMX, K. James, and Disruptor vs. Psycohol, Vince, and Max! And the stip originally was that if P-Dementia won, whoever made the pin would be the new World Champion, but since Drix didn't show up, Putty Man decided to..... to keep the stip and have the Title on the line anyways! This one was a brawl folks! Not for the weak at heart! WMX and Psyco revived their classic feud with some classic hardcore $#!*!!! Throw in Max Delirium for some more off the wall crazyness, and Vince and James, and Disruptor! It was a free for all! The pivotal point in the match though, is when Psycohol was powerbombed through a chair that was set between 2 tables! The chair broke in 2, it was hot!!! Anyways, WMX taunted Dementia by holding the rag doll Psyco right in front of them, but Psyc managed to sneak in a secret tag to Vince... Vince attacked WMX, but WMX subdued him, and still thinking Psyco to be the legal man, got him onto the table and powerbombed him off it into a huge box! He went for the pin, but Vince was the legal man, so the match had to go on! Psyc was basically laid out the rest of the match from those two huge Blitzkriegs! Soon everyone was in... Disruptor got laid out, and then everyone left was scaling tables! Wolfman Suplex Max and Vince simutaneously threw Keven James off the table into boxes!!! Keven managed to roll over and cover Max for the pinfall and victory for DOX!!! After the match, WMX and James beat on Disruptor as Dementia moped offstage! Then Kitty V. and Evil Alice came out to help beat on Disruptor, although both of them were pretty much verified Dementia dames... but everyone hates Disruptor, so all was good! And the show was over! We're looking towards Presidents Day now for the next show, which is hopefully going to be held back in Norwich at the original EWA Arena!!! Lets see if all these newcomers show up again! We can only hope!!!
2/23/05... Just 2 days ago, EWA held a huge show back in it's original setting, in the original EWA Arena in Norwich, NY! It was awesome, but before we go into that, I'd like to touch a more sad note for you EWA fans... apparently a week or so ago, something terrible happened... Mr. Ex and Face both told our beloved Universal Monsters, Frankenstein and Wolfman to meet up at WMX's trailer in hopes of seeing a brutal fight between the two... unfortunately Wolfman X heard about the plan, intervened, and ran up to the trailer with Drixon Webb, and caught the two monsters in the midst of battle and shot them both dead with a rifle of some sorts! I mean, it is hard for us here to grasp that Wolfman could do such a truly monstrous thing, but the video footage proves it... and I'd like to mourn and have a moment of silence for our former Tag Team Champions, the Universal Monsters................................ thank you... and I hope thats all the killing Wolfman X has in mind, he's already killed before in the past, we've seen it... but onto the show... Wolfman X himself opens it up running out with a Flaming baseball bat and announces EWA's Clash in the Cage II!!! Clash in the Cage I was from like EWA1... so I guess we were gonna travel back to that Cage again too huh? Cool! Anyways, Putty Man came out talking all bad to Wolfman, exerting his power... until WMX stripped him of his hat, taking away that power... anyways, Wolfman soon challenged Psycohol to a match, wanting to top their big hour+ long match back in EWA4! Psyc gladly agreed! The opening match for the show was the Ninja (still thinking he was Natas) taking on Gorilla II!!! Gorilla went for the lice-picking a few times, but Ninja surprisingly dominated with an array of Natas-like maneuvers! In the end, the Stunner took the Gorilla out for good and led to a Ninja victory! Next up was Kitty Valentine's chance to prove herself in the EWA! But it wouldn't be too much of an obstacle, being that it was... Mr. Splooge! He brought her out a Valentine heart, hence her name, and that Valentine's Day was last week... she seemed pissed and wanted nothing to do with it! Heck, it was filled with cat food!!! Splooge had eaten all the chocolates and since her name was Kitty, he thought she'd want cat food! She smashed it over his head and went to work! Kitty hit Splooge with an arsenal of deadly kicks, not to mention she flipped him to the ground when he tried to jump on her back, and then gave him a nice Twist of Faete near the end! She decided she did not just want to pin him, but to knock him out! And that she did, laying him out cold in the snow as the onlookers threw snowballs at him! Kitty only gave us a taste of the talent she would be bringing to the EWA! But it wasn't over for Kitty, she next confronted Face and told him she wanted to meet him later in private for a little surprise! Face's match was up next though, as he and Mr. Ex got their shot at the belts they once held, the EWA Tag Titles! And Dementia held them! Max Delirium and Vincent Demented brawled it up with Face and Execution in a great match! Vince Dementia Bombed Ex a couple times! Ex clearly seemed distracted as did special ref Kitty V. as they had a little snowball fight... also all the Gay references from the sidelines directed towards Ex pissed him off a bit too, haha! In the end, as Mr. Ex held Vince up for Face's running headbutt, Vince moved, and Ex was hit! Dementia then took the win and retained their Titles! Afterwards, Kitty told Face to meet her, and he did.... she told him if he closed his eyes, somethign real good would happen maybe! Face all psyched, closed his eyes... when he reopened them he was surrounded by Psyco-Dementia!!! Psycohol, Vince, Max and Kitty all visciously beat down Face with no mercy!!! Face was not gonna be happy!!! The following match was a new one... it would be 5 Men in a Tag-in style match, where there would be one loser and 4-declared-winners! The actual guy to get the pinfall would be the EWA World Champion, and the pinned foe would get a shot at the Loserweight Title at the next show! Drixon Webb, current EWA Champ was obviously in it, as well as Psycohol, General Incoherence, and the two new guys, Salon Boy and Fro-Fighter! This match was absolutely brutal! Drixon seemed to have extra fun welcoming the two new guys with some heavy-hitting moves, and also didn't mind fighting his fellow DOX'er General Incoherence! Everyone fought everyone, and this match was all over the place! General landed a sweet Superkick right in Psycohol's jaw at one point! OUCH! Drix hit Salon Boy with a Devastating Slam, and hit Fro with a Jawjacking TKO! This was a great match, and in the end, Drixon managed to retain his title as he gave the Dominator to Fro-Fighter for the win! Meaning Fro would be getting a Loserweight Title Shot at the next show he shows up to! As for the other three... I guess this counted as a win for them too... lucky them! Following that was the Match in which the show was Titled after... the Cage Match (in a local Tennis Court, haha)! Last time the EWA had this match, there were 10 guys in the Cage... unfortunately this time only 7... or should I say 6 guys and one girl... but thats ok, it was still awesome! The first person out would be getting a World Title Shot! The contestants... Vincent Demented, Max Delirium, Kitty Valentine, Mr. Execution, Face, Fro Fighter, and Salon Boy! After making their entrances, they all got in the Cage and carnage was unleashed! Execution vs. Salon Boy, Fro Fighter vs. Kitty Valentine, Max and Vince vs. Face, and any other combination of them you can think of!!! It was insane! Face's perverted thoughts towards Kitty only worsened his fate when it came to Dementia, whereas Ex kept "innocently" tripping over Kitty! Accident? I think not! He never tried to fight her even haha! But Salon and Fro kept this from being a strictly team vs. team affair! In the end as Max Delirium climbed over the top of the Cage, seriously ripping his pants, Face simutaneously exited through the door, and both men were declared winners! How can they both get a Title Shot though??? We'll hafta wait til the next show to find out! After the Cage Match, Face found Kitty alone, and attacked as revenge for earlier! He brutally beat her, powerbombing her into the side of the Cage and other things! As he was choking her on the ground, Wolfman X ran in taking Face out! Kitty got up confused as WMX had saved her! Vince and Max of Dementia then came in to take her away, and back with them! It was now time for the Main Event, the 5 Fall Kaiju Brawl, where each fall had to happen at a different location! And it didn't matter if someone went up 3-0 or even 5-0... all the falls still happen! So Psycohol and Wolfman started this massacre in the EWA Arena! And the special-guest referee... none other than EWA Legend Drakon!!! This would be interesting! Anyways, it opened with Wolfman X busting Psycohol through a bucnh of pieces of wood, followed by throwing him across 3 folding chairs! Psyc soon used the chairs to his advantage though, with a Van Damminator! They brawled all around the yard, Psycohol hitting a leaping Thesz Press from the top of WMX's back porch! WMX hit a German Missile from up there too! Then they worked their way to the back, where a huge 15 foot swingset structure was, and they both climbed it! WMX tossed Psycohol off with a choketoss, and Psycohol flipped, dropping nealy 15 feet into a pile of boxes below!!! Everyone thought he was dead, but no! WMX jumped from the top with a Double Axehandle! They moved to the slightly smaller structure, maybe 8 feet high? Wolfman X-Bombed Psyc off it to some boxes below! Then Wolfman tried to Gorilla Press Psyco, but Psyc slipped out and shoved WMX off to the ground! Psyc then hit a huge Crossbody and a Flipping Press from the top to pin Wolfman X for the first fall! They then met at the park across from McDonalds where the two brawled around the playground equipment for a bit! Psyc hit a Guillotine Pancake from the slide, wiping out WMX, but as he reclimbed the slide he was powerbombed off and then WMX hit a Huge Double axehandle from the top to pin Psycohol for this 2nd fall! Onto Weiler Park, the one where Psycohol was Wolfbombed off the bleachers a few years back! Well... the Bleachers weren't there, somebody moved em!!! Anyways, before Psyco arrived, WMX found Dr. Evil wandering around, apparently quite late for the Cage Match... WMX wanted to use the time to get a quick 24/7 Match in for his Loserweight Title! He quickly beat up and pinned Evil with Drake as ref, but Putty Man came and said that the Loserweight Title can only be defended in Oneonta, and it didn't count! Putty Man is so out to destroy Wolfman's career!!! So a few minutes later, WMX still waiting for Psycohol sees Dr. Evil standing in the distance again! WMX goes to confront him, but the figure turns around, and it is Psycohol wearing Dr. Evil's cloak!!! He begins walloping Wolfman back into the pavilion area!!! They brawled around the picnic tables a bit and into the side of the tennis court cage(used for the Cage Match earlier), and eventually Wolfman has Psyco in the Wolfbomb position again, and climbs onto a picnic table! But Psyc slipped out, kicking WMX to the ground, and then delivered a Moonsault from the table to get his 2nd Fall! It was 2-1 now! The 4th Fall was to take place in Psyco's home territory of the PXW Arena! The two brawled through his backyard and into the parking lot where they had a bit of a wrestling match, showing a few reversals and such! Psyc hit a Corkscrew Plancha off a table, and eventually they went to the famous PXW Arena Railroad Tracks, although they were covered with snow... but they still hurt like hell I'm sure! Wolfman humiliated Psycohol here by getting a quick roll-up pinfall victory! It really pissed Psycohol off... and this is also about the time when the special-guest ref Drakon cut out, saying he was too cold! So they elected Fro-Fighter, the only guy left to watch their match, as the new ref... yah everyone else was gone, a bunch of wimps, it was down to only the real hardcore ones now! So the next and final fall was up at WMX's trailer... the very trailer he killed the Universal Monsters at a week earlier! He actually threw Psycohol into the trunk of his own Godzilla-mobile car and drove him up in that! When they got there, WMX tried to pop the trunk, but Psyco came out fighting! He even threw Wolfman X in for insult to injury! They brawled across the road, and then Wolfman hit a few new moves including the F5(now called the X4), and the Death Valley Driver! They brawled in back of the trailer, using an old refrigerator and a ladder as weapons! WMX even took a fall with the ladder onto the fridge! Hot! After Psyco took advantage he told WMX to meet him at the car! Ahhh the old car from back in the day! Surely enough, it was still there, and Psyco and Wolfman went at each other on its hood once again! Psyc delivered a Frankensteiner from the top, sending WMX to the ground below! But WMX retaliated with Chokeslam from the roof to the back hood! They each also piledrove each other, and WMX ended the car scenario with a Blitzkrieg on the roof as he usually does! WMX hobbled away and Psyco slowly followed! They were next seen at an old fallen in barn where Wolfman X kept getting his feet stuck in holes in the boards as Psycohol mocked him, and eventually took him down! Finally they found the old house on the property, and with a huge stack of boxes next to it and a ladder at its side, Psycohol proceeded to climb to the roof! WMX soon came around and climbed to the top of the ladder, but refused to get on the roof! Psycohol pissed, came down to take care of Wolfman, but only got locked up into a Suplex! From there, WMX proceeded to Suplex Psycohol off the side of the house along with himself into a pile of boxes well below them!!! As they crashed in and no sign of life was seen from either man, the camera-man/ref Fro-Fighter panicked at the situation, and just started to run away, not wanting anything to do with these two EWA Legends' deaths!!! Well, it was ended a no-contest I guess, seeing that the ref ran away and such, and both men were out cold! It is confirmed however that both men are ok, only bruised and scraped a bit with minor brain trauma, but I have no official confirmation! I guess we'll hafta wait til the next show to see!!!