7/13/04... The EWA held a Card just yesterday! Midsummer Madness I believe it was called... although I forget if that was changed or not, since it was dreary and rainy out... anyways, to open the card, Psycohol and Vincent Demented came out, saying Max wouldn't arrive til later... these two surprisingly brought with them both Suicide and Redneck Willy, and Psycohol claimed that since the formation of the DOX, that he would also need backup, and these two would be perfect! We were all wondering what he was thinking... Psyco even suggested the name DoKtors of Extreme with the "K" in place of the "C", but it was soon to be revealed as just a big joke, and Psyc and Vince attacked the two, challenging them to a little match! But before that match, Wolfman X came out, and called out Psycohol! He brought up the footage of what happened at the last PXW Show, where Psyco and Psykadelik attacked him! WMX wanted Psycohol one on one tonight!!! Psyc was hesitant to allow WMX that privaledge, but after looking into them puppy dog eyes, Psyc finally agreed to the match, which would be the first time the two would go one on one in nearly 3 years! So onto the matches... first was that Tag Match between the combo of Psyco and Vince, and the team of Suicide and Redneck! The bumbling Suicide was slaughtered the whole match, but Redneck... there was something different about him this show! He was doing moves, and actually competing! He wasn't drunk!!! He gave Psyc and Demented a few scares, but in the end, Vince ended up pinning Suicide for the win! WMX was pissed now that Psyco got a warm-up match for their Main Event later, that he also wanted one! He called out new PXW'er Putty Man, who he happened to see backstage! But WMX made it clear that if Putty lost the match, he would never be able to wrestle in the EWA again! Putty accepted and declared that it was Putty time, taking it to WMX early! But as predicted, WMX removed Putty's hat and went to work on the much weakened man! All Putty wanted was his hat back... and when he did, it was Putty Time! WMX couldn't believe the power of this guy! Eventually though, WMX removed the hat and threw it up onto the porch! It wasn't long before WMX finished him off for the win... but his mistake came after the match, when he gave Putty Man his hat back! It was Putty Time! He beat WMX down and ran off, having lost his chance to ever compete in the EWA again! Next up, Ninja fought Teddy Girl! Not the greatest of matches, Ninja was puzzled on how to fight a little girl, and was obviously going somewhat easy on her... she hit him with a baseball shot to the back of the leg, which looked like it could have brought an upset, but Ninja soon enough brought her down, and made her tap out to some new hold! Dr. Evil vs. Face was next! The battle of the hockey masks! They both delivered head shots with weapons, which did no effect on either man! This was definitely a battle to be remembered! Both men showed why they are top EWA Superstars, and in the end, after having climbed the porch, both men simutaneously threw each other off, and they were both counted down for 10! A Draw! In the EWA World Title Match, it was to be the Champ, Mr. Execution vs. Psychotron! Mr. Ex proclaimed at the beginning that the PXW Commish gave him permission to defend his PXW Title just this once against Tron, since he had a "Psycho" in his name, and since he did so well in that PXW-Rules Match a few shows back with Psycohol! So this match was for both World Titles, and Ex also had his Tag Title, so he was loaded with Gold when he came out! The two put on a good match indeed! Weapons came out as always when these two were involved! Ex did the 3-point stance charge, reminiscent of Hacksaw Jim Duggan! In the end, Mr. Ex finished Tron with his Piledriver, followed by the Ex-Breaker(Flipping Neckbreaker)! He retained his Titles yet again! Paper Champion or no? Your call! Finally it was time for the Main Event! Psycohol vs. Wolfman X for the first time in years!!! Finishers Match! It was on!!! The two circled the yard like wolves as the match began! The excitement was at a feverish pitch! Who would make the first move?! Psycohol with a kick! WMX catches it! Psyc goes for the Enziguiri, misses, but comes back around with a back Enziguiri, taking WMX down! Psyc then went for his Impaler, but WMX pushed out, and got Psyc to his shoulders, then Psyc reverses it into a Victory Roll! But since it's not a Finisher, the pinfall can not be counted! The two brawled some more, and eventually down to some nearby Railroad Tracks! Psyco smashed Wolfman's head solidly into the steel rail, but WMX soon laid Psyc's head across the rail, and delivered a Legdrop! WMX then fleed the area, fearing police or something, and Psyc soon got up to follow! Back in his front yard, WMX had some boxes set up, and then hid on his porch, waiting for Psycohol, who came running up looking for him! WMX pulled Psyc up to the porch and gave him a Sidewalk Slam off into the boxes! Soon the two worked their way out back, where much wrestling ensued! Psyc hit a nice new Frankensteiner combo, I dunno what to call it! And many table moves also followed! WMX was even busted open at this point too! Somewhere here, or more likely out front, WMX gave Psyc his old school Powerbomb and got the pinfall! But Psyc claimed that it was not his Blitzkrieg, since it was not off the shoulder! So the match went on! Soon Psycohol hit a big Moonsault off the Table and pinned WMX! But WMX claimed that it had to be a standing ground Moonsault, not a Table one! So the match continued! WMX after hitting his 1979 move, debuted his new X-Bomb onto a chair, set across a couple barrels! Devastating! The X-Bomb is basically like going for a Chokeslam, but instead of going down with it, the free hand comes around the back of the guys head, and slams him facefirst, the opposite way! Psyc crashed through everything disgustingly! Soon WMX gave Psyc another huge Powerbomb and pinned him again! But Psyc said NO! It was still not off the shoulder! It was no Blitzkrieg! So they continued, and then Psyco hit his old Finisher, the Handspring Clothesline, followed by the Senton Flip, and pinned WMX! But WMX said NO!!! That was his OLD Finisher... his current finisher was the Standing Moonsault! The match was insane! Psyco was furious! It kept going! Psyc took a Chokeslam into a bag of sticks and leaves! Psyc also reversed a Blitzkrieg into a Frankensteiner! Eventually though, WMX somehow hooked Psycohol up and delivered the Blitzkrieg! Psycohol, having already taken too much punishment, didn't have enough energy left to kick out! And WMX won the match! Amazing! A Match of this caliber hasn't been put on in a long time! Good stuff! WMX may have won the battle, but the war is far from over! And that was to be the end of the show, until Mr. Splooge came out, a little mad that he was not booked a match in the show, and proclaimed that he was going to go through everyone he could find in a Gauntlet-like match until he won and would give away his Loserweight Title! He started with Wolfman X, who was still recovering from his match! WMX said he didn't want to fight, but eventually sat Splooge down in the steel chair, and Big Booted him out for the easy victory! WMX then agreed to be Splooge's ref for the rest of his Gauntlet, and would even try to help him win! Next, Dr. Evil came out, and made short work of Splooge, hitting a nice Dominator on him and finishing him with his new Finisher, the Dragon Sleeper! From then on in, Splooge went on a flurry of matches against EWA Superstars, and just random people that happened to be at the Arena! He fought a little baby, who beat him, then Redneck Willy and Vincent Demented, who both beat him one after another, then Lizzy M'Gizzy again, who beat him, then 2 girls that came with Vince whooped on Splooge's ass, then Max Delirium having finally showed up beat down Splooge for awhile! He delivered an awesome Dementia Bomb, followed by his leaping elbow and Splooge was toast! Splooge then followed Max up to the bathroom, begging for a rematch! Splooge kept knocking on the door, pretending he had to go pee and stuff, and finally the bathroom door opened... but it wasn't Max who came out... it was General Incoherence! What?! How?! Max went in, General came out?! What the hell was this?! Anyways, General on the spot, dragged Splooge into an empty room and proceeded to kick his ass, and pin him! Then I believe Splooge was beaten by a piece of wood that he couldn't break with his hands! It actually pinned him! Then Teddy Girl came in and jumped up and down feet first on Splooge! She soon pinned him with an awesome Piledriver! Almost out of hope, Splooge found Putty Man out on the porch, and WMX said he'd allow this one last EWA Match for Putty Man! WMX kept taking the hat off to give Splooge the advantage, but Splooge kept giving the hat back to Putty Man, meaning it was Putty Time! Putty Man eventually threw Splooge off the porch and dove with an elbow to win, then by request, gave Splooge the Donkey Punch! AFterwards, Splooge found Psycohol raiding the fridge... Psyc kncoked Splooge down and Senton Flipped him for the easy win... then Mr. Ex came in, and found Splooge on the floor, he felt like he was missing out on all the fun, and gave Splooge a Double Axe Handle and pinned him! Splooge's last chance came against Shortcakes and Redneck's wife Maggie! Yup, you guessed it, Splooge lost both! WMX, angry at how much of a loser Splooge was, immediately kicked him out of the house and told him to go home! So anyways, things are picking up! Or are they? Truth is, Max Delirium is moving out of the area, and may not be able to make it to as many shows from here on out... the IC Champ Disruptor, absent from this show, has moved back with his parents, and may be less dependable to show up, and Shortcakes' work schedule is shifting around soon! We don't really know what the future holds, but we're hoping we can still pull off a few more shows this summer if possible! I'll let you know what's going on when I know...
7/24/04... Although the Press(me) was not invited to the Wedding, we'd all like to congratulate PXW's Psicon on getting married today! We wish the best of luck to him and his bride to be... well that is, all of us wish him the best except maybe one man... yup, it seems that nearly every big PXW name star was invited, from Lumberjack to Robert Lane, to Psykadelik to PsychoRuff, and several more... but conspicuously not invited, was PXW co-founder Psycohol... apparently the bride didn't find his style to be suitable to present to her perfect family on her perfect day... so since he's got a mohawk, and apparently was rumored to possibly "cause a scene" at the church or something ridiculous and untrue, Psycohol was left out of the big day of one of his Cool Paccers that he thought he should have been a part of... Psycohol is said to have been very angry when he was last seen, and felt betrayed... whether Psicon realizies it or not, Psycohol is eagerly awaiting the day he returns to the PXW, which Psyc is claiming will be never? Man, the drama, the drama! I'll update you with more news as it comes in! And "HSSSSSSS!!!" for not inviting us!!!
8/3/04... Yesterday the EWA returned with yet another memorable show! Psycohol, Max, and Vince Demented came out to open the show, announcing that from here on in, their stable would be called "Psycho-Dementia"... being that back in older backyard days, Max and Vince were a team called "Dementia" apparently! Anyways, Wolfman X came out on his new motorcycle along with Dr. Evil from the DOX following close behind on foot... Disruptor seemed to be absent for the 2nd show in a row now, and General would be showing up later... anyways, after WMX announced that the Main Event would be Psyco and Max vs. himself and General, a brawl broke out between both sides, and they fought off camera! In the first match, it was brother against brother, twin against twin... Dr. Evil vs. Redneck Willy! In the end, the superior brother proved to be Dr. Evil as he finished the job with his Dragon Sleeper! In the 2nd match, Max Delirium was up against Face! It did not last as long as expected, as Max eventually hit Face with a Handstand Legscissors, and then his patented leaping Elbowdriver! Max took the victory over the Veteran! Splooge then showed up, claiming he missed a few guys in his huge Loserweight Gauntlet from the last show, and he was determined to set out and find them... First he came out to catch Face, after his loss to Max... Face didn't wanna fight, but after Splooge did a Leap Frog over him, goofing off, Face got pissed and got Splooge up in the Double Handed Chokehold, until the little man tapped out! Splooge, not at all put down by this went looking for one of the other guys he forgot to fight at the last show... he found Psychotron in the bathroom, on the toilet, taking a dump! HAHA! It was hilarious as Psychotron was waving Splooge to get the hell away! Splooge exited the bathroom disappointed at the declination of a match, but was soon dragged back in by Psychotron, and was given a major swirlie in the toilet, in which he tapped out to lose!!! Next Splooge found Suicide laying on the front porch, and when going for a quiet pin, hoping not to wake Suicide up, Suicide rolled over in his sleep, accidentally covering Splooge and getting the win, unknown to him!!! Getting very agitated now, Splooge found the last guy that he needed to fight, in one last chance of ridding himself of the Loserweight Title! The Ninja! They met in the backyard, and Ninja accepted the match! It wasn't long before Ninja took the pin, finishing the hugest Losing Streak within a 2-show period ever! But it didn't end with that! Ninja announced to Splooge and the world that that particular loss was Splooge's 100th Overall Career-Loss! Suddenly wrestlers and bystanders from the sidelines came running out with confetti and party favors and stuff! Splooge's music began playing... Ninja and Redneck lifted Splooge up onto their shoulders, and carried him around where he proudly held his Loserweight Title high in the air and proclaimed to be King of Jobbers! Ninja and Redneck then accidentally dropped Splooge on his face, very funny! And the celebrations continued! Now I don't remember which happened next, but I'll hit the smaller of the 2 matches first... Psycohol was set up to take on DOX'er Doctor Evil! (UPDATE- In fact, this match happened after the WMX/Max match) Unfortunately Psycohol's back was killing him, and he didn't have his regular fighting spirit this day! Psyc took an early advantage, but soon Evil took Psyc's back into account and went to work! He dropped Psyc in a Suplex, which looked like it hurt, and eventually hooked on his patented Dragon Sleeper, which really increased the stress on his back! It looked like Psyc was about to give in, when somehow he mustered the strength to flip back over Evil's shoulder and reverse the Dragon Sleeper! Dr. Evil, hooked in his own deadly finisher had no choice but to tap out, giving the pain-ridden Psycohol the lucky win! The next match (or previous, I forget), was a big one! Wolfman X of the DOX vs. Max Delirium of the Psycho-Dementia, one on one for the first time ever! This one was a great match, both men pulling out all stops! The highlight was no doubt the match-ending though! Wolfman X had a 2-layer table/stand set up, and got Max Delirium up onto the regular picnic table! WMX Blitzkrieged Max off the table, through the top layer of the structure! He landed on the second layer but it wouldn't break! So WMX picked Max up and Piledrove him through the bottom slab of wood! Amazing!!! WMX took the cover and got the victory! I couldn't think of anyone who could have kicked out of that! Next, Execution and Face were to take on Disruptor and Psychotron in a Tag Match for the Titles, but since Disruptor no-showed, Teddy Girl was thrown in as a ridiculous replacement! Ex started out with Tron, and the two went at it til Ex was down... then Teddy Girl was tagged in, and used a janitor's broom to beat on the wounded Ex! Anmd in the most unfortunate turn of events, Teddy Girl nailed Execution right in the pecker with the broom, full force!!! Ex immediately jumped to his feet in pain, and ran to tag Face in! Face began chasing Teddy Girl around the yard, until she was eventually DQ'd for not participating! Face and Ex keep their Titles in a match that could have been much better, had Disruptor shown up... next up, Mr. Ex came back out, seemingly feeling better, and wanted to prove he was no Paper Champion! He was gonna take on 3 guys at the same time! The Ninja, Mr. Splooge, and Redneck Willy! And they had all just been out at the bars drinking in celebration for Splooge's 100th Loss... so how exactly was this proving not to be a Paper Champion?! Fighting 3 of EWA's biggest Jobbers, and they were all drunk! Ex cleaned house obviously, pinning all three at the same time and proving basically nothing to all of us! Now in the Main Event it was to be Wolfman X and General Incoherence vs. Psycohol and Max Delirium, but due to injuring his elbow in his match with Wolfman, Max wasn't able to make it... although General also had an elbow injury, but showed for the match... anyways... Psyc called out Vincent Demented as the replacement partner, and obviously due to his back injury, Psyc let Vince start out... the match was good, with Vince and General going at it often! WMX and Psyc got in a few times, the first time, Psyc dominated with a Whoopie Cushion Pancake off the Table to WMX, and then quickly tagged out, seemingly having hurt his back in the process! Vince came back in... the next time Psyc and WMX were in together, WMX worked on Psyco's back with the chair and all! Psyc was in obvious pain, he shouldn't have even been there for the show, he was nowhere near in top form! Soon WMX got Vince into a Figure Four Leglock, and would not let go! Psyc tried to break it, but General stopped him! Vince tried to flip it, but to no avail! Eventually Vince lost consciousness and was pinned while in the figure four! After the match WMX gave Vince and Psyco a Double Chokeslam, and then along with General grabbed Shortcakes and ran off with her!!! He had just stolen Psycohol's woman!!! What will come of this?! Will Psycohol's back heal in time for the next show?! I hope so, and we'll find out next time!
8/18/04... This past Monday there was supposed to be an EWA Show, but unfortunately due to Psycohol's continuing back problems, they had to call off the show... apparently he was healing nicely, but reinjured it in the Mosh Pits of Warped Tour! Does he not care at all for his body?! Anyways, we hope to get at least one more show out this Summer, before people are back to school and what not, possibly this coming Monday?
8/24/04... Well.... Psycohol's back is still out... but that didn't stop the EWA from having a show yesterday! That's right, Psycohol made it to the show, but basically laid on the sidelines calling commentary for the most part, incapable of wrestling... anyways, Wolfman X came out, now bald because of a surpise haircut earlier by Redneck Willy and his wife Maggie! So WMX came out and announced the show to be Wrestlecraze 2004! And though you may not know, Wrestlecrazes are always to be tournaments for the World Title! This show was in particular to be a Gauntlet, where the winner would face the current Champ, Mr. Execution in the end... but appaently Mr. Execution had pulled his groin (?!?!?!?) and would not be able to show for the next couple shows... so basically he had to give up hisd Title, and the winner of this Gauntlet would be the new EWA World Champion automatically! And all those involved were pumped about that! Before the Gauntlet started though, one of the Dementia Dames, now who we know as Evil Alice came out scantilly dressed with much cleavage... and the Ninja came out to lift her skirt and check her out... Vince Demented then ran out and beat down the Ninja! So onto the Gauntlet... the first two names drawn out of the hat were Psychotron and Redneck Willy! But Redneck came out and denounced his name, saying that he was sick of being a drunk joke, and wanted now to be known by his real name, Kevin James! So it was Kevin James vs. Psychotron! It was a decent match, going back and forth, Redn... I mean Kevin having seemed to have lost his Jobber-like qualities, now showing skills! In the end, Kevin put Psychotron away with a Full Nelson! Wow!!! Watch out for this guy in the future! Next name drawn from the hat was the Ninja! He came out, and had a little match, but Kevin moved forward, beating him too! Ninja ran away crying that he lost! Next up for Kevin was none other than Psycho-Dementia's Vincent Demented! These two had a decent match also, but in the end, the tired Kevin could not last any longer and Vince took the win! Luckily for Vince, Mr. Splooge was up next! A very non-humorous Splooge came out today, and was vanquished with a finger-poke to the face! Easy win for Vince! And what was up with Splooge?! Next name drawn from the hat... Suicide! Once again, Vince destroyed this guy! Suicide lasted longer than expected, but was still not enough, and Vince took his 3rd straight win! Psycohol, laying helpless on the sidelines proclaimed that Vince was going to win this Gauntlet and be the next Champ! But up next for Vince was Dr. Evil! Vince was already pretty tired, but he put up more than a helluva fight! It took Dr. Evil 3 Dragon Sleeper Finishers to finally take Vince out with the 3-arm drop count! Vince just wouldn't give up! But the 3rd time was the charm, and Dr. Evil advanced! But up next for Evil was a rematch with Face from a couple shows ago! Last time we saw a Draw... this time there would have to be a winner! And unfortunately Dr. Evil's back was bothering him, maybe not to Psycohol's extent, but enough to hinder his progress! Face eventually took the win and moved on! But up next for Face was the Disruptor! These two had a good match, and Disruptor wanted to get revenge for a loss he took from Face a few shows back I believe... after 2 Disruption Devices and a huge Legdrop from the Table, the current IC Champ, Disruptor took the win! Now there was only one name left in the hat! Wolfman X! It was gonna be DOX'ers facing off against each other in the final match of the Gauntlet! And Wolfman had a big Dog Cage with him, and proclaimed this to be a Dog Cage Match, where the opponent had to be slammed through the Cage to win! But before they began, WMX brought out a surpise... Shortcakes who he stole at the last show came out with him and hugged him! They were back together! Psycohol could not do a thing, laying there on the sidelines but grit his teeth! WMX said that the whole time she was with him was all just a plan (I don't see what it accomplished, but hey...) and that she told him all the things that she and Psyco said they were doing were lies! Wait... does that mean that Lizzy M'Gizzy is not theirs? Hmmm, I'll update you later on that story... anyways, onto WMX and Disruptor... these two had an epic battle! Friends they may have been, but it surely did not show, as they tore each other apart! In the end though, Wolfman X managed to piledrive Disruptor through the Cage to win the Match!!! And the Gauntlet was over, Wolfman X your new Cham... wait, was it??? No, that's right, there was a mystery name drawn before the Gauntlet, who would automatically get the last match in it! But who could it be?! WMX was so excited that he'd forgotten about it... but was pissed when reminded... Psycohol hobbled on out there in pain to announce this last participant! Wolfman X awaited eagerly, not knowing who to expect... and then the music began... it was... Psycohol's music?! Wolfman X turned around to where Psycohol was standing... SMASH!!! Psycohol leveled WMX over the head with a chair! Evil Alice, one of the Dementia Dames, knocked ref Shortcakes out of the way and counted the shoulders down of the stunned Wolfman X as Psycohol stepped on him for the easy win! Obviously Psyc couldn't really do much with his back in the condition it was in, so apparently he had this whole plan concocted, and it worked out well! Psycohol, bad back and all was your new EWA World Champion to shock everyone!!! He celebrated to his theme music and walked off, hoping that by the next show, his back would be better so he could kick some arse again! WMX must really be pissed after a cheap win like that! I'll be back with further updates when I get news!
9/7/04... The EWA just held it's final regular Summer Show yesterday, being that people are now going back to college and such... so now expect shows to be less frequent, and more on Holidays, like it was before the summer... but anyways, onto yesterday, the Extreme End of Summer Bash! Opening the show, Psycohol came out bragging about his World Title win and stuff, until Wolfman X came out pissed off about how cheaply Psycohol won his Title at the last show... speaking of Psyco, his back seemed much better, he could move again! Anyways, Wolfman X brought up the whole Lizzy M'Gizzy story, and disproved the story that she was Psyco's and Shortcakes' daughter! Psycohol fought as hard as he could to prove that he was Lizzy's dad, but in the end he had to admit that indeed he was not Lizzy's dad, and in fact she was another one of Kevin James'(Redneck's) kids, along with Teddy Girl and XXX... so the news is now broken, Psyco and Shorty never had a child, and apparently never really did "it"! But on with the show... Ninja came out and announced his new manager, Teddy Girl! Splooge came out then to face Ninja! Splooge goofed off and ran away as Ninja tried to work with him... but after Splooge fell out of the way of a Clothesline, Ninja accidentally hit Teddy Girl! Splooge called out his own referee and covered Teddy Girl to get the quick 24/7 rule win to rid himself of the Loserweight Title! Teddy Girl was now the new champ! She was pissed obviously and vowed revenge on Splooge! Next, to everyone's surprise, Putty Man came out! WMX brought up that he was supposed to be banned from the EWA, but Putty Man had in his hands a legal document apparently from Commish Squires, saying that he was standing down as Commish and appointing Putty Man the new Commish! Things seemed fishy though, being that it was all in very childish handwriting, even the Commish's signature... also words were spelt wrong, including the Commishes, where it was spelt "Skwires" instead of Squires... so it must have been a bogus slip, but everyone seemed to say ok and accept it... I will have to confer with Squires about this and see exactly what is going on... anyways, onto the next match! Yet another classic showdown between Dr. Evil and Face! This time it was a TKO Match! Face got the first Knockdown, but in the end, Evil took his first win over Face by knocking him down 3 times! Since poeple were showing up late, they had to push one of the bigger matches up in the card, based on who was there at the time... so next, Wolfman X took on Kevin James in a 3 Stages of Hell match! The first Fall was a Technical Wrestling Match, the 2nd was a Submission Match, and the 3rd was a Flaming Boxes Match... I don't remember exactly who won between the first two matches, I'll hafta get that result to you later on, but I know that in the final fall, Wolfman X ended up putting James facefirst into the boxes on fire! Well it's arguable, since the flames had died down quite a lot, and Psycohol claimed from the sidelines that there was no fire, but I'm sure there still had to be some on there for the ref to call the match! So Wolfman X took the match in the end, getting revenge on James for that bald hairdo he got from him a few weeks before! Some more people finally showed up, and the show could get moving again... Putty Man announced the stripping of Disruptor of his IC Title, and that there'd be a tournament for it later in the show! He wanted to rename the IC Title, the Putty Title, but the boys didn't go for it... up next though was Psycohol defending his newly won World Title against General Incoherence! It was a great match, many kicks and high-flying moves all around! General took advantage of Psycohol's still-soft back early off, but Psyc fought back, and eventually anded it with an Acid Drop onto a barrel, ending General's chances of victory! In Psyco's win, he got to add a stip for General's opening match in the IC Title Tourney! The stip was, that before pinning an opponent, you would have to name one white Country singer! And with General's love of rap, and hate of white people, Psyc believed this would be impossible for him! But that match was up next, and surprising to everyone, General seemed to know a helluva lot of Country singers!!! He had to fight the Ninja, and he had several pin attempts, calling out names such as Billy Ray Cyrus and the Dixie Chicks! Everyone in the back were shocked at his astute knowledge in the subject! Eventually he pinned Ninja using Faith Hill for a name! Amazing! In the other 1st Round Match, Vince Demented fought Face! It was a good battle, but pulling up what may be called an upset, Vince defeated this EWA Veteran to move into the Finals against General! He stayed right out there, taking no break, and the Finals for the IC Title were on! It was a brawl, and these two had met in the past! Taking the IC Title in the end though was General Incoherence with a hard-fought victory! And in a final match of the show... no idea why it was at the end, probably cuz they couldn't fit it in earlier due to time concerns, was Mr. Splooge taking on both Vince and Max of Dementia... it was Splooge's challenge, since he was feeling all big from beating Teddy Girl ealrier! So anyways, the two members of Dementia basically annhilated Splooge with a lot of good teamwork moves! Splooge seemed to think he was winning, but it was actually his arse that was being served on the platter... and in the end, Dementia took the easy win, and the show was done... so we don't know exactly when we'll get time for another show, but we're thinking around Columbus Day or something... so I'll let ya know when I know! And another note I got here is that regular Everyday Man of the PXW is getting married on Sept. 18th! Congrats to him, and yes, Psycohol is invited this time! So until next time, Sayonara!
10/1/04... Seems like there may be interest in joining the EWA for a New York City-based Backyard Wrestling Veteran... as news develops on this, I'll keep you informed... as for the EWA, we're hoping for a show sometime around Columbus Day still... hope to see you all there!
10/12/04... First off before I talk about yesterday's show, I'd like to throw out some Rest in Peace's to some guys that have died lately that I may not have mentioned... first off to Ray Charles and Johnny Ramone... and heck the rest of the Ramones who've already passed on too... and more recently to the WWF Veteran, the Big Bossman... and to Ken Caminiti of baseball, and to Superman Christopher Reeve! Also a Rest in Peace to Psyco's favorite Ham... now onto the show... it was named the Universal Horror Show, and for reasons you will soon find out... but it was no small show, actually one of the biggest shows in awhile! Now there's no chance in hell I'm gonna remember the match order... or heck, maybe not even all the matches, but I'll do the best I can, it was a pretty big show! Recorded before the show, at Keven James' house, 2 short matches went down... Face showed up outta nowhere, wanting revenge on XXX for when XXX pushed him out of that Rumble many shows ago! Face beat the heck outta him and pinned the little kid! Next, Teddy Girl's dad Redn... Keven James wanted to get revenge on Splooge for her, so he let her pin him so he could take the Loserweight Title! She wasn't very willing or happy, wanting to get revenge on Splooge herself, but they forced her to make the pin! Ok onto the actual house show! DOX, all 4 entered at the same time in WMX's new Mustang! They talked their smack and then WMX went back to get the Mustang, only to find Psycohol sitting in the driver's seat smiling! Psyc got outta the car with his nice custom made wooden "Psycohol 'Son of Godzilla'" baseball bat! He challenged WMX to toss him a ball and see if he could hit it... cuz remember last week Psyco struck WMX out! First pitch, Psycohol wailed the frickin' ball to who knows where, pissing WMX off, who wanted to take another try, but now couldn't cuz the ball was gone! Better baseball player: Psycohol. So then they set up the EWA's 2nd ever Anarchy Rules Match, 5 Falls with different stips, and they could happen in any order! When we get to the match, I'll give ya the stips... but onto the rest of the show... it started off with Keven James vs. Mr. Splooge in a Submission Match for that Loserweight Title that James just won... it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know who won this one! Redneck used his patented Redneck Tapper to make Splooge tap out and win his 5th Loserweight Title! Ninja then came out, making fun of Splooge for being such a loser! Splooge took much offense and challenge Ninja to a Match right there! Ninja dominated and Splooge was defeated once again! So angry at how bad he was, Splooge proclaimed that he was going to go to a Shaolin Temple in China and learn Kung Fu, and come back to kick everyone's @$$#$! We'll see if he follows through with this, haha! But as Ninja stood out there celebrating his victory, unfamiliar music hit the PA! Out came... who is this?! Revan?! A new mysterious masked man appeared with no explanation! We know more about him now though... apparently Revan Wilder is a legendary backyard wrestler from Staten Island's BCW, and he was here to invade the EWA and show them what he was all about! Ninja surprisingly put on a good fight with the guy, but Revan and his impressive arsenal of moves came out on top after a Kryptonite Krunch'like slam! Could we be seeing more of him in the EWA?! We'll see! Umm... next was... hmmm? Maybe Psycohol vs. the Gorilla? Gorilla you ask? That's right, didn't Psycohol kill the Gorilla back in January or something? Yes, he did. But apparently Dr. Evil and Wolfman X have been working on makign a 2nd Gorilla! So this is Gorilla II! A new and improved Gorilla! Psycohol was afraid for his life when he saw he had to face this animal! This Gorilla didn't just stand around waiting to be pinned like the old one, this one was livid... and rabid! He was biting Psycohol's ear, leg and everywhere... picking Psyco's lice! It was a maniac! Hell, it even kicked out of Psycohol's Backflip Splash WITH a chair! Psyco had no idea how to defeat him, but Psyc got lucky, rolling the Gorilla up for a quick 1,2,3! Next I think was a match between Vince Demented and the returning Drixon Webb! Drix hits about a show every year or two, and this was a good one for him! He impressed everyone when he lifted Vince up for a massive Belly-to-belly Suplex! Vince is a pretty big guy ya know... although Drixon is bigger, but still! It was actually a real good big-man match, which the EWA doesn't have much of! In the end the old Vet Drixon took the win with a nice Legdrop! After that Max Delirium was up to face Dr. Evil of the DOX! It was a good match until... what's this?! Frankenstein runs out attacking both men, and stealing Dr. Evil's mask(apparently a favor asked of him from Face, who didn't like the two hockey masks in the EWA)! Frankenstein was walking away with the mask when out of nowhere, the Wolfman(not Wolfman X) attacked him!!! What?! Now we know why this show was called the Universal Horror Show!!! But didn't Wolfman X kill the Wolfman? And didn't Psycohol kill Frankenstein?! How'd they? Ahh, they're monsters... that's right, they can't die that easy! So the two brawled a bit and fought off camera! It was "Frankenstein Meets the Wolfman" all over again! The next match was a warm-up match for WMX to get him ready for the Main Event later... but this was no ordinary match, but a Handicap Match! His first opponent... Drixon Webb! Sucks to be Wolfman right? Wrong! Cuz the 2nd opponent was another new guy... Lil' Psycho! He also claimed to be from the BCW in Staten Island, and apparently came to the EWA to take over... he actually claims to have an Arena and wants to bring the EWA there! But all his boasting and cockiness against the EWA made Wolfman X and Drixon forget their fight and focus on destroying him! And destroy is what they did! Drix and WMX annhilated Psycho EWA-style as Psycohol Boo'ed from the sidelines, wanting them to team up on WMX! But that never happened! Psycho got a few moves in, but was basically ransacked, and was pinned in the end by the Blitzkrieg of Wolfman X! Up next, the Main Event!!! Anarchy Rules Match between Wolfman X and Psycohol! Ok the 5 stips... Tree Match, where the winner grabs the Title from the Tree... Printer Match, where winner breaks an old Printer over his opponent... Superman Match in dedication to Christopher Reeve, where the winner had to passes through the back seats of Psycohol's car and come out the other side... Legdrop Match, where either Psyc or Wolfman would hafta hit their patented Legdrops off the Table first to win... and finally a Strap Match, where they would hafta be connected by a strap, and hit their opponents head into a certain tree 3 times while connected! So it was on, and it was one of the most awesome matches ever!!! They started with a nice combo, ending up with WMX hooking on a Figure Four... soon the strap was connected, and they started the Tree shots, until WMX was up 2-1 on smashes into the tree... but Psyc evaded the strap match for now, running out front and trying to get a quick win by going through the back of his car! WMX pulled him out and the two brawled there for awhile, both attempting to make it through, both getting doors smashed on their heads! Finally, as WMX was just about through, Psycohol climbed over him to roll out the other side and take the first fall! They brawled out on the street for awhile, Psyc even going to say hi to Lizzy M'Gizzy who was in a van watching, only to get a Stinger Splash from Wolfman against the side of the van! WMX found Keven's wife Maggi and beat her up in the driver's seat! Haha! They brought it back out to the backyard where WMX went for his Legdrop and missed, setting Psyco up to deliver his Legdrop and take the 2nd Fall(not sure, this coulda happened before the car part, don't remember)!!! Psyco was up 2-0 and one more of the 3 leftover falls would clinch his Title Defense! So desperate now, WMX hooked back up the Strap! Psyc evened out the strap match though with another headsmash into that tree! But not long after Wolfman sent Psyc into the tree, still connected, and took his first fall! WMX wasted no time going for the printer match now! He hit Psyc with the printer a couple times, but it was gonna be hard to break! He placed it on Psyco's back and got his Bat and started clubbing the printer over Psyco's back! He then did it over the ankle, injuring Psyc! Evetualkly after enough bat-shots on the printer over Psycohol, it busted and WMX took his 2nd fall, evening it out at 2-2! Desperate times for both men now! They pulled out some of the best moves here at the end, but finally as Wolfman X pulled Psyco up for his Finisher, the Blitzkrieg Powerbomb, Psyco grabbed the belt from the Tree, just before being slammed to the ground!!! Psycohol had retained his Title!!! Although down and out of it, he had the Title in his hands as WMX pouted at his loss!!! Then Mr. Execution's music played! Was he back from his groin injury?! "Disintegrate You B@$t@rds!!!" He was back, and attacked Psycohol, still angry that he was stripped of the Title!!! He grabbed his Title and ran away with it! I dunno if Psycohol got it back or not, guess we'll hafta wait and see... but Putty Man, the apparent Commish did come out and announce that since Ex was back, he wanted a Tag Title Match to take place! Facing Execution versus General Incoherence, and the new guy Lil' Psycho! It was a good match, with Lil' Psycho hitting an impressive Northern Lights Suplex on Ex, but I guess there was some animosity between Psycho and General, cuz Psycho kicked General and left him for dead, walking out... Facing Ex then used their nice Tag team skills to easily finish off General and retain their Titles! Afterwards, General stood up, only to be attacked by Vincent Demented, who he has beaten a few times recently... they worked their way to the back of the yard where General picked up a long flourescant light bulb and smashed it over Vince! BOOM! We were all expect a small shatter of glass noise... nope! It was a frickin explosion! Vince somehow too advantage and smashed another light bulb over General's head! BOOM!!! EWA first baby! But then a scary moment happened as General reached for a third light bulb! He swung and missed the back of Vince's head, and then came right back up into Vince's face with it! BOOOMMM!!! The glass had exploded in Vincent Demented's exposed face!!! Vince hit the ground as General walked away, and everyone on the sidelines were like "Holy $#it!!!" After the camera was off, we all ran to see if Vince was blinded or cut up or what not, and luckily, somehow he was NOT blinded! Thank Zeus! But yes, he did have a few cuts across his forehead, but I'm sure he'd take those anyday over blindness! Redemption will definitely hafta be paid for that! Maybe next time. Well... that was the end of the show, a pretty big one at that! We need more like that! Not sure when the next will take place, maybe Veteran's Day? I'll keep you updated!
10/21/04... {by Psycohol, not Dick Head} YES!!! CARDINALS vs. RED SOX!!! Dream World Series Baby!!! My favorite overall team the Cards vs. my fav American league team the Sox! This is going to rule!!! Forget Wrestling, Baseball is where it's at right now!!! No matter who wins, I'll be Happy, no matter who loses, I'll be Sad... but in the end, all I can say is GO CARDINALS!!! But if Sox win, I'll be happy with their win too... Time to sit back, kick up my legs, and relax!!! Ahhhh....