5/5/04... A couple days ago (5/3), the EWA held yet another show, titled 'Back to the Roots!' Wolfman X and Psycohol opened the show, and WMX being that his 100th career match(not 100th EWA Match yet), was to happen next, and he made it an Open Challenge Wolfman's Lair Match! The only guy to accept the invitation was the idiot Mr. Splooge! And idiot he was as Wolfman X completely romped his sorry ass! Splooge threw many a humorous comment out during the match, getting several laughs from the crowd in attendence, but Wolfman got all the offense, including a Backwracking Superplex from the Table, conveniently setting the boxes up to catch his fall, and letting poor Splooge sail helplessly into the hard ground and a steel chair! WMX don't care about his opponents, only himself... but he didn't end it there, where most thought it should have ended... he continued the onslaught of vicious maneuvers and finished Splooge with a Blitzkrieg onto a chair laid across two barrels! Splooge was then counted to 10 so WMX could take an easy 100th victory... next up, the Disruptor, General Incoherence, and the Ninja had a 3-way Dance... it was quite a decent match until the Fake-Mr. Execution made his return, running in and attacking all three men!!! The bout was ruled a No-Contest, but the question still remains... who is this Fake- Execution?! Who is dressing up like him with an obviously cheesy mask and stuff and pretending to be him??? Time will tell... then Mr. Splooge came out to fight a very unusual opponent... the little DOE fangirl from the last show came out, calling herself Teddy Girl! She had a Splooge sign, which he was unable to rip, and apparently Splooge was going to face this 11-Year old girl?! And in summary, she demolished him with several Moose Charges, and a whopping Spike DDT that planted his head deep into the Earth it seemed! But as Splooge attempted for the Body Slam, he fell back under her not-so-heavy weight and was pinned! What a loser! Then after he lost, Suicide ran out laughing at Splooge, and Splooge then challenged him to a Match for his own Loserweight Title! Suicide accepted, and in a classic slapstick battle, these two brought back some of what we've been missing since those original classic matches between Splooge and the Ninja! It was hilarious, everyone watching was once again were in complete laughter! You hafta see it to understand the scope! Anyways in the end, Suicide managed to capture Splooge inside a barrel and pin him for the 3! The Teddy Girl ran out and beat down both Jobbers! Splooge indeed had a heavy schedule this card... but uh, next up was Psycohol against a newcomer named Redneck Willy... Psyc showed much sarcasm as he beat this very unaggressive redneck! Psyc gave a few big moves and with the Backflip Splash it was over! This guy's got a lot of work if he wants to last in the EWA! So next up, IC Champ Max Delirium challenged MR. Execution for his World Title! Ex used his regular old school stuff against Max's high impact new-school offensive! Max hit a wicked behind the back Piledriver on Ex, which apparently Ex landed on his arm so hard, that his fingers all curled up mangled, and had no feeling in his arm for a few minutes after! It was insane, but in the end, Disruptor came in and after seemingly siding with Max, and slamming Ex over the head with a beer can, he then gave Max the Disruption Device, his own version of the Rocker Dropper! He threw Ex on top of Max, and Ex took the assisted win to successfully defend his Title! Next, Face faced a near equal counterpart in Psychotron! Both men seemed invulnerable to any head-shots... as Face went for the Double Choke Hold, Tron broke it and hooked one on of his own! But in the end, Face leaped from the table with the classic Headbutt Drop for the win! In the Main Event, the Doctors of Extreme were to defend their Tag Titles against the duo of Facing Execution! Last time these two teams met, the DOE wiped the floor with Face and Ex, but this time they were sure to put up more of a challenge! The DOE dominated largely, but Facing Ex definitely were here to fight! Mr. Ex hit his flipping Neckbreaker on Psyco at one point... the DOE hit the Demolition Drop on Ex! It was back and forth, and then out of the blue WMX seemed to be going easy on Face with a series of ultra-light clotheslines, knee's and a Moose Charge where he mockingly fell backwards after barely touching Face! Then Face went for the pinfall, and Wolfman gladly let him take the win!!! Psycohol was shocked and appalled at this, he had no clue what was going on!!! Wolfman then stood back up, and told Psyc that a few shows ago, Natas told him that WMX was not to be wasted in Tag Team Matches, that he was losing his edge! He took this to heart obviously, claiming he wanted to go back to his roots! He wrapped a chain around his fist and Delivered the Final Solution to long time partner-in-crime Psycohol!!! He then caught Psycohol with a Big Boot, and was ready to set up a Chokeslam! All were shocked!!! But in mid Chokeslam, Psyc somehow hooked his legs under WMX's arms and pulled him to the ground in a Frankensteiner-esque maneuver! He began laying in the punches to WMX and stood over him, claiming that he was gonna go Old-School too! Psyc delivered a Tornado DDT, then a Handspring, Double Kick Jump to WMX's exposed face!!! Psyc then climbed the picnic table and performed a Moonsault!!! Then Psyc lifted him up and awaiting Wolfman was Shortcakes with a kick to the nuts and a Stunner! What?! His own wife?! Well he had been totally badmouthing her as of late, but... anyways, what happened next, was Psycohol took her and walked off with his arm around her!!! What?! Is there anything to this, or was this just a coincidence that they were both sick of him??? I guess the next show will answer all the questions!!! The Doctors of extreme are NO MORE!!! The next show may be the most anticipated show ina looooong time, due to what the consequences may be!!! I will definitely update you with that when it happens! Until then, water your flowers and feed your birds! Richard Head signing off!
5/10/04... A couple short notes... first, that match between Psycohol and Redneck Willy on the last card actually happen after the two Splooge matches, nopt before... and somehow I forgot to mention that Face is talking again! Before his match with Psychotron, he was pissed as ever, but could once again speak! So from now on, expect to hear some more from him... another huge thing I forgot to mention was that Mr. Execution came out to his match against Max, still wearing his dress, although he had already expired the amount of shows he was supposed to wear it... Commish Squires came out, demanding he take it off for the respect of the EWA, but Ex proclaimed that he actually enjoyed wearing it, and that it was his "new" image... the Commish then called WMX out to help with this problem... Wolfman gladly ripped the dress off Ex, ending his dress-wearing days! Ex then gave the dress to a kid watching on from the sidelines, who took it as a souvenier! Well that's about all I missed I believe... tomorrow is Robert Lane of the PXW's Birthday, we all wish him a good one! Well... til next time...
5/17/04... Alright, a big show went down today! Being EWA #60, it was called Day of Destruction 2004 in homage to the original DOD back in EWA! DOD will happen every ten shows now apparently... so anyways, Mr. Execution came out to open the show, but was soon interrupted by a pissed Wolfman X, who wanted to get at Psyc... but before Ex left, he asked Wolfman about this Fake Execution guy, who he was... WMX said he knew, and promised that the Mian Event of today's card would be the real Ex vs. the fake Ex! The winner would have the claim to the name! And it would be a First Blood Match! But anyways, Ex left and WMX called Psycohol out! Psyc came out with Shortcakes at his side... oh the anger was boiling! From there Psyc and WMX had a huge argument, both bringing up several reasons why they each did what they did, in breaking up the DOE! WMX mentioned Psycohol's Moonsault in one match, a Cross Body in another, that he accidentally hit on him... Psycohol brought up WMX's association with Jevon and Ground Zero the night they attacked him, some times WMX 'accidentally' hit him, and how WMX was trying to be like Psycohol... anyways, the argument culminated as Psyc admitted to being behind the plot with SHortcakes and Max Delirium... Max then ran out, attacking Wolfman from behind! Max and Psyc began double teaming him! Psycohol and Max Delirium, friends?! What?! Insane!!! So onto the rest of the Card... being Day of Destruction, all the matches had special stips, and the first match between Mr. Splooge and Psychtron for the Loserweight Title was a Tapout Match! As always, Splooge got his arse handed to him, this time by the big new dude! Psychotron whaled Splooge with several hard weapon shots! And he finished Splooge with a Chokeslam, followed by a chokehold which got Splooge a tappin'! And still your Loserweight Champion! So next up was a Savate Kick Match between the Ninja and General Incoherence... I don't completely remember this match, but I do remember Ninja missing his Savate Kick, followed by General connecting with one across Ninja's face, winning him the match! The Intercontinental Title was next put up for grabs in a Tree Match between the champ, Max Delirium and challenger, the Disruptor! This is probably the first Tree Match in years I would say! And it was a good one... the clash between and Max and the Disruptor for the first time ever will be one to be talked about in the future... but this one had Max Delirium coming out victorious, grabbing the Belt from the tree before Disruptor could get back to his feet! Sorry for the lack of details, but usually I get to watch the show over on tape to refresh my memory, but since we got done so late tonight, I didn't get the chance for a 2nd viewing... anyways... the Tag Titles were then up for grabs in an "I Quit" Match between Facing Execution and the team of Suicide & Redneck Willy... where do they get these generic tag teams? Throw Two losers up against the champs... is that competition?! Apparently it was not, as Face and Ex destroyed the two... Face worked on Willy for awhile... Ex hit a Superfly and Macho Man Elbow... it went on, and finally Ex made Suicide say "I Quit" with a modified Cobra-Camel Clutch, if you can imagine that... Facing Execution were still your champions! After the match Teddy Girl ran out, beating down both Suicide and Redneck Willy with a Kendo Stick, funny stuff... then having forgotten his belt, Mr. Ex went to retrieve it, when suddenly his own music began to play and the Fake Execution ran out, attacking him!!! Oh this was getting serious!!! The one true Ex would be decided later! In Teddy Girl's referee'ing debut, possibly a replacement for Shortcakes, she reffed the Wolfman's Lair Handicap Match between Wolfman X and his new friend General Incoherence vs. Suicide! Apparently General was WMX's answer to Psycohol's Max Delirium... and seriously, how many times have we seen Suicide on the odd end of an uneven Handicap Match??? And he always gets killed! This time was no different, except for the fact that the match seemed to have lasted for like 20-30 minutes (I may be exaggerating).... seriously, they could have counted Suicide down for the 10 within the first minute, but instead everytime he fell, they picked him back up and gave him more, more, more... it went on and on, and soon the commentators, in particular Psycohol were getting really bored... he walked away for a little while, then came back distracting the camera from the action by stealing a little girls food and making her chase him into the camera's view... and then he went on to gripe about WMX's ego, and how he has to hit all his moves and make himself looks so good before finishing a match that should have ended 15 minutes before... it was astoundingly long, and finally after sending Suicide crashing through some barrels and boxes, they let Teddy Girl make the 10 count... directly following, Psycohol and Max Delirium come out, and mocking Wolfman X, they challenge Ninja to a Wolfman's Lair Match to show they they can do it better and faster against a better opponent than WMX and General just did... and that they did... after a small bit of offense from the Ninja at the beginning, Psycohol and Max destroyed him with a unique arsenal of high flying Double Team moves... it wasn't long before Teddy Girl counted Ninja down for the 10, apparently proving their superiority over WMX's team... Doctor Evil, seen a couple shows ago briefly then came out once again, this time claiming that Wolfman X had destroyed one of his creations! That being, the Gorilla! All this time, the Gorilla had been one of Dr. Evil's wicked experiments, and the killing of it, enraged it's creator! Let's not mention that Psycohol actually delivered the deathblow, but WMX was who he wanted... and he apparently had another creation waiting... it's name, the Wolfman!!! Wolfman X vs. the Wolfman! And indeed, what came out was straight from the classic Universal Monster Movies! Ripped Pants, Flannel Shirt... Wolf face! The classic Wolfman against Wolfman X! And WMX agreed, saying this would be a Match to the Death! The Wolfman monster immediately went for biting and clawing as was to be expected! But WMX soon turned it around, beating the Wolfman into his house, and slamming him all around the punching bag equipment! Then dragging him up to the bathroom, he put the poor monster into a Sleeping Bag and tossed him out the window! Outside, he unsheethed the Wolfman, who being a famous monster was not quite killed by that fall, and beat him all the way up his street and then on to the cemetary nearby!!! After slamming him into a gravestone, WMX choked out the Wolfman with a SILVER chain, officially killing him! Them werewolves don't like silver eh? Anyways, with his third victim now killed within months of the other two, WMX won the match, and tossed him into a mound of dirt, and began covering him as to bury him! Then they cut it, so no evidence would be on tape... so next was the Main Event! Mr. Execution vs. Mr. Execution in a First Blood Match!!! But one of them was an imposter! By the mask and behavior it was quite obvious, but hell, this would be fun anyways! The real Mr. Ex actually took control off the bat, showing why he truly is the Disintegrator of B@$t@rds!!! The Other Ex was using a style, and many maneuvers quite familiar to us... sort of high flying... who could it be? Anyways, the match dragged on, and the Fake Execution seemed to be more and more getting the advantage with his high impact moves! After a Standing Moonsault by the Fake Ex, Wolfman X's music hit! WMX came out, and unmasked the fake Ex!!! It was PSYCOHOL!!! All this time! All these sneak attacks! It was Psycohol the whole time pretending to be Mr. Execution?! But why??? We may hafta find out later... but as for this match, WMX pulled out his silver shain that he had recently choked the Wolfman out with, and began bludgeoning Psycohol's head with it! As he stepped back, Psycohol was seen to be profusely bleeding from the forehead! The match was called, and Mr. Execution had won, able to claim his name and say that he had beaten Psycohol, and successfully defended his Title! Then another mysterious event happened as Disruptor came out, and nailed Psycohol with a hard shot over the head too! What was that all about?! Answers will hopefully be answered next time, two Mondays away we're hoping, right after Memorial Day weekend! Check back then!!!
6/8/04... Just yesterday EWA held a show, Dedication to the Oldies, apparently Psycohol's idea to make everyone use Oldies Music as their themes for this one show! And to tell the truth, probably well over half of the guys hated Oldies, so it went off, but not happily for many... So Psyc came out to Surfin' Bird and annoucned the show with Shortcakes by his side... WMX then came out, talked about Dr. Evil, and announced EWA's first ever Extreme Rumble for the Main Event! Anyways, the matches soon started... First was the Tag Title Match between Facing Execution vs. the Ninja and Mr. Splooge! Facing Ex dominated as expected, finishing off their adversaries, as Face Double Chokeheld Splooge up as Ex hit a Flying Clothesline! Then after a quick Face Headbutt, the win was theirs! Next, in EWA's 2nd ever TKO Match, Wolfman X laid out an open challenge! The first to accept was Disruptor! Disruptor started out early, knocking WMX down with a Spear to get his first Fall! WMX soon retaliated with two knockdowns to Disruptor to take the lead... only one fall away from a win! Ruptor managed to knock WMX one more time to even the score! This was it, it was all up to this last fall! And out of nowhere, Psycohol appeared on the Table from behind WMX, and delivered a Flying Frog Crossbody to knock him down! The ref Shortcakes, now a bitter enemy of WMX allowed it and called it the 3rd knockdown! Disruptor won! Disruptor beat Wolfman X in their first 1-on-1 encounter!!! With the help of Psycohol? Maybe... but still! Heroin then came out to adress Wolfman X who was in the back by now... but instead, out came Mr. Splooge challenging her to a Loserweight Title Match! He attacked, but was not successful... in a relatively short affair, Heroin finished Splooge with a devastating Hangman's DDT!!! Very impressive!!! WMX then came out, attacking Heroin, and dragging her to the back, threatening to show her his balls or something, since she said he had none earlier! So, off that subject, next on the card was General Incoherence vs. the returning Vincent Demented! Both put on a good show! Demented showing why he belongs here in the EWA! But in the end, Wolfman X ran out attacking Vince, and helping General take the victory, further solidifying their new union! Suicide was then to take on Redneck Willy! Before the Match even began, Suicide hit himself in the nuts while trying to spin the nunchucks! As he laid there in pain, Redneck came out and hooked on a new Submission hold, which the boys called the Redneck Tapper I believe... Suicide tapped out and Redneck picked up his first EWA win! Then Teddy Girl came out to face Suicide right after, and easily beat him, with a few shots from a broken chair leg and then the cover! Suicide had just been beaten twice within the minute, and not even reaching a vertical base! After this, Psycohol then brought the EWA it's first ever PXW-Rules Match, and it was against none other than Psychotron! Not really explained on camera, Psyco's real reason for this is that Psychotron had "Psycho" in his name, which was a typically PXW-like gimmick, and he wanted to show him how it was done! So it was crazy! The camera followed the action around from the backyard and usage of several weapons to the front yard... and in the show's and maybe EWA's most shocking and insane moment EVER, Psychotron pulled out a gun while they were at the side of the house and tried aiming at Psycohol! It was surreal!!! Psyc luckily knocked it away before he could get a shot off, and finally they made their way out front where Psycohol opened his car door, and pulled out a bag of PXW weapons!!! Psyco and Tron brawled, even utilizing Psycohol's car, and brawling into the street and all!!! It was insane!!! Vince Demented, the special ref even interfered a few times, like the ol' PXW refs! It was totally old-school for Psycohol! In the end, Max ran in and beat Tron down with a Kendo Stick, giving Psycohol the chance to get the pinfall and win! It was nuts! Next was the rematch for the IC Title between current champ Max Delirium and challenger, the Disruptor! It was a great match, very long! Max hit several of his huge moves, as did the Disruptor! Heck, Disruptor was hitting some heavy moves like the Pedigree and his Disruption DDT, but Max kept kicking out! He just would not give up! But the tides began to change once Disruptor (finally sick and tired of everyone making fun of his always showing arse-crack) Mooned the EWA cameras!!! Indeed he was, and all were in shock and awe at it, definitely an EWA classc moment!!! More shocked than anyone maybe was Max Delirium who got an up close look, and soon he succumbed to not one, but 2 Disruption Devices, the 2nd being on a barrel! Disruptor finally pulled off the upset win with this one, and won his first EWA Gold, the IC Title!!! Now in the Main Event, the Extyreme Rumble... it was quite like the WWF's Royal Rumble, except that there were no 2 minute intervals... whoever was next could choose the exact time after the previous person to come out! It was bedlam! And there were overall 18 EWA Superstars whon participated in this Mega-Match!!! There was Ninja, Mr. Splooge, Dr. Evil, Teddy Girl, Psychotron, Shortcakes, Mr. Execution, Face, Heroin, XXX (Teddy Girl's bro), Redneck Willy, Suicide, Wolfman X, General Incoherence, Vincent Demented, Disruptor, Psycohol, and Max Delirium!!! It was insane!!! I won't go into too many details... but here's some highlights and facts... early in the Rumble Dr. Evil eliminated 3 competitors to show his skill in his debut... then Mr. Execution lasted quite a long time while he was in, before being double teamed by General and WMX... Wolfman X threw out the most people with 4! Once Psycohol got in, the cheering from the crowd of kids reached a peak, with the "Psycohol!" chants! Then WMX and Psyc had quite a brawl until Max came in to help out Psyc! But Max eliminated himself, by attempting Psyc's own Handspring Clothesline and missing WMX, flying off the ledge himself! WMX and Psyc brawled some more, and finally as WMX caught Psycohol with a Powerslam, the momentum from the yard's slight slope, rolled them down and both over the ledge at the same time!!! Psycohol and WMX had both eliminated each other, thenceforth causing the decision to be counted as a Double Win!!! Psycohol and Wolfman X were both the winners of the Rumble! The show was over, but the feud was escalating! I'll be back with more as it happens folks!!!
6/11/04... Well, I guess it's a couple days late now, but Happy 5th Birthday to this kick@$$ PXW/EWA Website! That's right, 5 years ago on June 9th, 1999, I Richard Head along with Backyard Legend himself, Psycohol began this site... we've kicked much arse, we've lost and put up and lost many a pictures, argghhh!!! And loads and loads and loads of information has been dumped on whoever has tried to fully explore our site! We have wrote a vast frickin' amount of stuff, just look at the past news, all the bios, the autobiography, and everything else!!! I see we have over 8000 visitors now, and I know that really isn't much for 5 years, but heck I remember watching to see when we'd hit the first thousand! So thanks to all who've visited, and please begin signing the guestbook, nobody seems to care for that... now lets hope we'll make it another 5 to 10 to 50 more years! Keep readin'!
6/23/04... Happy 25th Birthday to Psycohol, which was yesterday... he's now a Quarter-Century old... old man indeed! But still wrestling... in fact, the day before that, the EWA held it's 3rd June 21st show! Coincidence that they keep holding a show before Psycohol's Birthday?! Anyways, the show was opened in Grand fashion as Wolfman X, General Incoherence, Dr. Evil, and the Disruptor all came out together! Psycohol must have majorly been stunned when he saw this! Wolfman X announced the formation of the DOX, the new Doctors of Xtreme!!! Guess he was already missing his days with the original Doctors, and had to bring it back... in his own way... so it was definitely a shocker of this new Mega-force forming, and shockwaves would be sent through the EWA! It was announced that Wolfman X with Dr. Incoherence would be taking on Psycohol and Max Delirium in the main event! So onto the show, in which I truly can't remember the exact match order or anything, but once again I'll do my best, and add anything I missed later... I do know that we started with Mr. Splooge vs. the Ninja for the Loserweight Title! Would it be another bumbling classic? Well it did not quite equal some of their better matches of the past... Splooge seemed a bit out of it today, and the Ninja was just far superior than how he used to be, so Ninja dominated this match if I remember correctly, and eventually pinned Splooge after some Savate Kick action! Right after the match, Mr. Splooge used the 24/7 Rule on his Title to challenge 6 year old Lizzy M'Gizzy, who was sitting on the sidelines! As he picked her up, he fell crumbling under her weight as he did with Teddy Girl a few shows ago, and although Shortcakes was in a dull state of stupor(or La-la Land) and didn't make the count, someone behind the camera made the count and Splooge was pinned by Lizzy! I believe the next match was Psychotron vs. Suicide... the village idiot Suicide stood not a chance to the assault of this killer, Psychotron! In the end Suicide was ended by a Chokeslam Chokeout! Following this was a Four-Way Loserweight Title Match, between the Champ Splooge, the Ninja, Redneck Willy, and Suicide! Much goofyness and chaos prevailed! Redneck fought and fell in his regular drunken manner... Splooge attempted a worm, only to be interrupted by Suicide, and Ninja basically cleaned house, proving his rising mid-card status! In the end, Ninja pinned Splooge for the second time in the show, to leave Mr. Splooge as the still-reigning Loserweight Champ! Splooge had officially passed Ninja in overall losses in his career! Another match then happened so quickly, I almost forgot it was there... Wolfman X vs. Redneck Willy... in a short contest, WMX made short work of Redneck, finishing him with an Anklelock Submission! Next up, Disruptor defended his IC Title against former World Champ, Face! This one was good as both men took it to the other and gave it their all! In the end, Disruptor proved that he deserved to be champ, and finished Face with the Disruption Device! Following this, they sent out Teddy Girl to take on Face... why you ask? I do not know!!! A 12 year old girl vs. 230+ pounds of hockey mask wearing killer?! Doesn't make sense to me... but Face was still down from his beating by Disruptor, giving Teddy Girl the chance to get a few shots in... but once Face was back and took control, Teddy had no chance! Face mauled her with a series of powerful moves, from the Tuck Piledriver, to the Blue Thunder Bomb, to the Powerbomb Combo off the Tree to the ground! And he finished her with a Torture Rack! I say stick Teddy Girl to fightin' the Jobbers, cuz there is certainly no call for real Superstars easily beating down little girls! Anyways, next up... I think we were on to the World Title Match now... a Tree Match between General Incoherence and the champ, Mr. Execution! These two had a decent battle, General hitting several kicks, and Ex hitting several old-school moves, from the Polish Hammer to the Rude Awakening! A few times did each man attempt for the Belt, and every time the other man stopped him from grabbing it... the problem was that General kept looking down at his watch, saying he had a hot date in a few minutes... and as the match dragged on, he kept getting more and more skittish! Eventually Ex hit a series of maybe 6 to 7 straight Low Blows to General, probably ending any plans of getting it on during his date later, but General soon his Ex back with a hard low blow of his own! Hilarious! Anyway, General finally looked down at his watch and said he had to go! His date couldn't wait... so as he was debating with WMX from the sidelines, who he was supposed to be partnering with in the next match, Ex went and grabbed the Belt from the Tree, thus winning the match and retaining his Title! WMX meanwhile let General go, and decided to take Dr. Evil as a partner instead! So right before the Main Event, Psycohol and Shortcakes came out with a little surprise for Wolfman... since he wanted to surprise Psyco with his DOX, Psyc decided to drop a little bombshell of his own... they brought out with them, lil' Lizzy M'Gizzy! But why?! Apparently... all this time... she has been Psycohol and Shortcakes' daughter!!! How could it be?! The explanation: 6 years back, right before WMX got together with Shortcakes, Psycohol was kinda seeing her... apparently he knocked her up(although she would have been like 14 or 15 or something-uh oh), and she had a kid... but since WMX just started going out with her after the birth, they decided to keep it secret not to make him mad, and put Lizzy in an orphanage... but a few weeks back they got a call that no one would take her, and since Psyc and Shorty were kinda back together, they figured they would take her back! So we have been seeing her at these past few shows, but without reason til now! This royally pissed Wolfman X off! He let out a big "WHAAAAAAATTT?!" when he heard that Shortcakes and Psyc had a child! The Main Event was on! Max came out to join Psyc, and then WMX and Dr. Evil... this was a damn good decent match indeed! We got to see some good ol' Psycohol vs. Wolfman X, which we haven't seen much of in awhile, besides that Rumble at the last show! Even the old Psycohol came out, as he snapped after receiving an old-school move by WMX! He went on a short but furious rampage, leaving WMX laying flat on his back! Max was then tagged in, and went at it with WMX for awhile! Dr. Evil made his debut with a brand new look... bloodied up hockey mask, not too different from Face's, and a long black cloak! Redneck's twin bro has taken a turn for the more eviller!!! And he showed skill with several Suplexes and other weird maneuvers, showing that he did have what it takes to run with the EWA! WMX eventually got his hands back on Psycohol, with a hard Blitzkrieg into some boxes! But in the end, I don't remember what did it, but Max ended up pinning Wolfman X! Psycohol and Max personally put a stop to the momentum that the DOX so desperately needed! And the show was over............... or was it?! Nope! As Psycohol celebrated, everyone was shocked to see the arrival of... Frankenstein!!!!! Ok, maybe not everyone... apparently the Doctors of Xtreme were working on bringing Frankenstein to life all week! Dr. Evil, who brought the Wolfman to life to face WMX a few weeks ago, now brought Frankenstein, another awesome Universal Monster to life to face Psycohol! And Psycohol did not have such an easy time with Frank, as WMX did with the Wolfman... mostly because of the size differential! Psyc, once gaining a sort of advantage, called this a Texas Death Match! Oh yah! The two brawled, and Frankenstein was utterly dominating Psyco, throwing him hard into trees, and chopping him down with massive blows! Psyc somehow managed to get Franenstein into Shortcakes' car, and drove away as Franenstein choked him! They arrived at some random house, and worked their way out back, where the leftover wreckage of a metal shed stood! Psyc brought Frankenstein to the back of the yard and threw him into a wooden playground, which cracked and fell over on impact! They continued to destroy the playground thing, until it had about had it! Psyc then tossed Frank into the side of the sheet metal shed a few times, and upon delivering a nice Stinger Splash to Frank, the whole thing tipped over! Psyc then got Frankenstein under the rubble, until he managed to get the top of Frankenstein's head caught under on of the metal bars, and then crushed his head!!! The match was over, Psycohol overcame the evil that the DOX had tried to unleash on him! What would be next?! I'll update you when something happens!!!
7/4/04... Happy 4th of July! Yesterday was HUGE, as it was the first PXW Show in over 2 years! That's right, the PXW made yet another brief return as they are very well known to do! This one was called the Independence Day All Over Your Face Extravaganza! Don't ask me what that's supposed to mean... anyways, Psycohol and Psykadelik made their entrances known, and the Commish announced that Psykadelik would have to defend his Title that day, or else he'd be stripped and it'd be handed to the #1 Contender Psycohol! It's been like 2 years since he defended it, which gives rightful meaning for stripping him... anyways, the first match was the Janitor, now on Summer Vacation from his Custodial Job at the local High School against newcomer Snake! Snake wears a paintball mask, similar to Psychotron of the EWA, except Snake is much smaller, maybe smaller than Splooge even! But Janitor was no problem for him... Janitor acted like a retard as always, not knowing what was going on, as Snake took it to him with an arsenal of punches and weapon shots! Not the most skilled wrestler yet, but well on his way! Snake finished Janitor with a 3-point stance Spear Tackle to win his very first match! Then the big shocker came! As Janitor was making his way to the back with Psycohol giving him pointers, out of nowhere, EWA's Wolfman X showed up (making this his 2nd PXW appearance), and caught Janitor by the throat, leading him back down into the yard! Wolfman chokeslammed the poor fool and went for the cover... Psyc, as ref refused to make the count, but WMX indicated that the PXW Commish ordered this match and if Psyc didn't make the pin he'd be fired! So Psyc made the pin, giving Wolfman the quick victory! Backstage Psyc confronted the Commish, angry about WMX! The Commish simply said that Wolfman X equalled ratings, and anyone new, including EWA Superstars were welcome! He also said Psyc had a match coming up with a newcomer of his choosing! Anmd it would be for the Psycho Xtreme Title, which he had to strip off Lumberjack for never having defended... Psyc said ok, and headed out... after making his entrance, the new guy, named Putty Man came out! A strange character indeed! He had a hobo clown face, and a bum hat and long pink elastic glove-sleeves! Hmmm... strange! Anyways, he looked like he was going to upset Psyco near the beginning, taking it to him quite well, but once Psycohol knocked off Putty's hat, he seemed to lose all his power! As if his life force was in that hat! His only goal was then to get his hat back, despite the pain Psycohol was putting him through! Eventually he got it bck, and yelled "It's Putty Time!" and beat down Psyco some until his hat fell off again, and then went weak again! This went on until Putty hit his finisher, the Donkey Punch! It looked like he had Psyc beat, but at the 2-count, Psycohol pulled Putty's hat off yet again, causing the break, then he threw the hat just out of reach, long enough to hit his Backflip Splash and pin Putty Man! AFter the match though, Psyc made the mistake of giving Putty hsi hat back, and that's when he struck with another furious Donkey Punch! Haha! Hilarious!!! After this, Splooge entered the PXW Arena with his buddy Ninja from the EWA! This was Ninja's first step into the PXW! They ran into Janitor, who gave Splooge a new outfit, which he said would make him perform better! Splooge got dressed and in the next match, Mr. Splooge vs. Janitor vs. the Ninja, all Jobbah-ness broke loose! Splooge had a tight little girly shirt and Canada hat, apparently given from the Janitor, and looked real stupid... but on to the match, Ninja watched dumbfoundedly as Splooge and Janitor began fake punching and kicking from expansive distances away and selling the "hits"! Splooge would hit a punch from about 10 feet away and Janitor would fall down, and vice versa! Ninja found this ridiculous of course, and began really hitting them, trying to get a real match started! But it didn't work... Splooge and Janitor just went back to the real fake stuff again, with a cool Piledriver that Janitor gave Splooge halfway across the yard somehow! Too bad the camera person didn't catch it (ARRGGHHH!!!)! Anyways, Janitor pulled out his broom and began to sweep Ninja! Finding it so preposterous, Ninja just threw his arms in the air and said he was out of there! He walked off as Janitor proceeded to sweep Splooge, and take the most unphysical pin ever seen! He was like 3 feet away and hooked a fake leg in midair, and Splooge raised his leg up as if it were hooked by a fake guy! How could he sell this?! And the ref actually made the pinfall and Janitor won in a weird weird matchup! In the next match, Putty Man was to have his 2nd ever match against yet another EWA Superstar to make an appearance here today! Face made his PXW debut!!! The Commish must have been desperate for talent today, seeing that most of the original PXW Roster was nowhere to be found, and a couple of these EWA guys happened to be in town... so in Face's first ever non-EWA match, he had about the same luck as Psycohol did earlier with this Putty Man! When the hat was on, Putty was in control... when the hat was off, and this time it mostly was, Face was in control! The man from Dover Delaware, or the "City of Delaware" as he so idiotically put it(Putty Man), was eventually forced into submission with a Full Nelson hold, as his powerful hat lay helplessly across the yard! Now the Main Event was to be Psykadelik vs. Mr. Execution for the PXW World Title, but Wolfman X came out first, saying he did not come to the PXW to fight just the Janitor... he came for a PXW World Title shot! So adding himself to the match, it was now Wolfman X vs. Mr. Execution vs. Psykadelik for the World Title! Psyk and Ex started it out with a bit of brawling, before WMX made his way into the picture! They had an old matress from somewhere to use for extra big moves too! The three brawled through the backyard, WMX hitting a Double Suplex on the two others at one point! Soon it worked it's way into the parking lot area, where Ex and Psyk brawled some more, as WMX dragged the matress out! Some highlights from here include Psyk throwing Ex off the table into the matress, folloiwed by WMX throwing Psyk off; a nice Chokeslam on Ex by WMX; a sweet Pump Handle Slam on Psykadelik by WMX; the X-Faktor by Psyk on Ex; and a Blitzkrieg on Ex by WMX(poor Mr. Ex)... in the end though, in a shock, Psykadelik knocked Wolfman down with a shot to the head with a foreign object, and then laying down on his back and telling Mr. Ex to pin him! Mr. Execution, not knowing the reason, said "ok" and pinned Psykadelik! 1,2,3! What?! Psykadelik let Mr. Ex win the match?!?! Psyk grabbed the PXW Title and spit on it, saying that the PXW is nothing more than a joke, and gave it to Mr. Execution, whol gladly accepted it... Mr. Ex was now a 4-time PXW Champ, only behind Psycohol by one now, and was currently holding 3 Titles (a new record), a Unified Champ for a 2nd Time... all this sounds quite impressive, except the fact that most every Title he has ever gotten has been handed to him, including this PXW and the Tag Title he currently held! And heck, he never woulda won the EWA Title without the help of Drixon Webb in that match awhile ago with Face also involved... was Ex a paper champion? Who knows, he's had quite the luck lately! Anyways, after this, Wolfman X confronted Psykadelik in the backyard, asking him why he did that! Psyk answered that the PXW just sucked and he didn't want to be it's champion anymore! WMX agreed, and soon they also came to the agreement that Psycohol sucked, and they wanted to lure him out here for a beatdown! Psycohol, without any hesitation came on out! Wolfman and Psyk, Psycohol's 2 bigest enemy's were looking to be setting up the ultimate beatdown, when suddenly Psykadelik attacked Wolfman from behind! Psyc also attacked! It was a setup! Psyc and Psyk went to work on Wolfman X! Psyc hit a nice Van Damminator, and Psyk hooked on his old X-Faktor Submission hold! After the beatdown, the 2 colaborators lifted their hands above their heads, forming the Cool Pac sign! (_) The original Cool Pac was back finally! As they walked off, Wolfman X turned up to the camera saying in his last words, "I'll Be Back!!!" Hahaha! End to a decent show! I wouldn't expect another PXW Show for a little while though, seeing that Psykadelik's, and Psycohol's work schedules clash pretty good for the most part, but it was definitely a good thing to see these guys still have the will to put on a show when they can! As for the EWA, they were to have a show this Monday, but many of the wrestlers aren't going to be able to show, so it's being delayed to next Monday! If they can't show then, then they are going to wrestle anyway with who they got! So I'll update ya then!