8/27/02... Yah guess what? We're back for good!!! YAY!!! Well at least until Psyc plans on moving down to Jersey for Wrestling School which he hopes won't be too long... anyways this means that Psycohol, Mr. Ex, Mr. Splooge and yours truly, Rick Head are back! Does this mean a Renaissance of Wrestling for these parts? Well all I know of is Psycohol vs. Jevon scheduled for sometime, haha! The PXW is temporarily dead, with co-founder Psykadelik having moved away (fact: Psyk's the only guy to have been at every PXW Show!), WWF's basically dead, since Natas and Drake seemed to have given up the dream or something, and the EWA is over forever I guess... so what's that leave Psyco with? I dunno... but word on the street has it that Wolfman X and Shortcakes have officially purchased their very own house!!! That should be way cool, and even though the man is retired, I wonder if any wrestling shows will start up in their new backyard? Could be interesting, all they'd need is a picnic table or a low porch, and things could be in order! But I'm sure WMX will deny any such rumors! And if you check, you'll notice I got all the PXW, BTVW, and Various Shows pics back up... now for the huge task of all the EWA Shows plus the XWA/WWF ones... and Psyc plans on working on his Autobiography some more soon... and on a final word, all of EWA's and PXW's wrestlers would like to send their condolences to Natas who lost his Grandfather not long ago... peace until next time!
9/11/02... Well it's been awhile since the last report, or seems it... and heck, it's September 11th, so why not give a report... first off, last year at this time I was in such a state of depression over the loss of the Twin Towers... I didn't care about the people who died, I damn well didn't care about America, and I couldn't think of anything but the Towers and the fact that they were gone... no longer in the skyline of my favorite city... well a year later... things ain't changed at all... except that I have been to NYC since then, and seen the skyline minus the Towers... it makes me sick, and I want them back there! And I've heard all the plans going around about 70 story buildings, and I was like F- That! Now they're having some contest to see who can come up with the best new design?! What the hell is this, use the old one, it was perfect how it was! And the fact that the Towers stood as long as they did, proves how safe they were in comparison to any normal skyscraper which would've crumbled on impacts... so anyways, I'm still in shock that they're gone, and the Towers are all that I think of now on 9/11, nothing else... now onto wrestling news... there is none, sorry... Everything is dead here, Jevon hasn't been heard from, Psyco's been waiting and waiting, but no word has come from the "Notorious One's" camp as of yet for when and if their match will take place... and I am working on the EWA Show Pics, almost done uploading em... then I'm gonna hafta change all the html on this site, so it'll be done sometime in the near future hopefully... so if anything at all is gonna happen, there'll be an update... if not, I'll just update when I feel it's been too long, hehe... catch ya later!
9/12/02... Check out the Various Pics page for some new pics... scroll down and see if ya know which ones are new, ha!
9/16/02... Well, finally got all the EWA and WWF Pics back up, so the site's back to 100% of what it was before thank god! Hopefully nothing else funny happens.... well now that that's all done, I guess Psycohol will be working on the final 3 EWA Shows, that have waited all summer to get put up... and since he don't have a job, and looks like he never will, he'll have tons of free time to do that... and then who knows what else we can do with the site? More win-loss records, pics of EWA1 or EWA2 shows, a classic moments page, Interviews with some of your favorite wrestlers here? Who knows... there's so much we can still add, not to mention Psycohol's Autobiography, which still has much to go... he's right near the end of EWA4 at the moment... seeya later!
9/20/02... Looks like we've got a personal battle raging on between Wolfman X and Natas over on WMX's site... no, this isn't any angle, and it's been heating up for a long time now, it may have finally blown up... personally, none of us want to see this... the two original founders of the EWA locked in a real-life bitter hatred... it's a sad day, and I hope one day this whole stupid conflict will be in the past... WMX stated that the EWA is over forever, due to Natas' consistant badgering... I really don't know what to make of it, but if you want this to stop, go to WMX's Guestbook and leave a message to try to calm these two down, and bring back the good times...
10/1/02... Finally, we've got all the pics up for the final three EWA Shows... so go check 'em out... now there's no real catching up to do, unless we feel like hitting the older shows... but that's sorta doubtful... anyways, I'll try to get Psycohol to get to work on his Autobiography, since all he's been doing is sitting on his arse, since nobody will give him a job... any other news...? Ummm, I believe the Natas/WMX situation may be in the process of patching up all the bitterness that had developed, but I don't really know for sure, so don't take my word... and uhhh... Psycohol vs. Jevon... rumor has it that it may happen around Thanksgiving, much later than was anticipated, ah well... anything else... ummm... nope... seeya!
10/2/02...Psycohol here with some terrible personal news... my oldest cousin, a guy I really loved, Kevin... has just committed suicide... I don't have any words I can say, I'm just shocked and extremely sad... I will be on my way to Virginia to say goodbye this weekend... nothing else to say...
10/15/02... I have just put up the Top 25 most Classic Moments of the PXW list, on the page that had the PXW's Top Ten Matches... which will soon be updated themselves... so check it out... Me and the Commish are thinking of possibly doing a live show to talk about each of the moments individually, we'll see if this goes through... seeya later...
10/22/02... An interview with Face has just been put up on my Interview Page... it's a decent read, but obviously does not compare to the already classic Mr. Execution Interview... if you haven't checked that one out, or the Psyco or WMX ones, go now and read them! I hope soon to catch up with Natas, Splooge, and the two Ninja's, and maybe some PXW guys like Psykadelik or Lumberjack... we'll see what happens... someday we may even have live taped interviews too, now that would be interesting... Also news about some actual wrestling.. isn't it amazing? Well looks like if Jevon vs. Psycohol is going to happen, it should be just after Thanksgiving for sure... and the rumored EWF, which consists of The EWA's New Generation Alumni may start around then too... I hope something happens... wait and see! And check back for more interviews!
11/9/02... Interviews-a-plenty! Since the last time I've written an update, several Interviews have been put up on my Interview page, including the likes of Mr. Splooge, Natas, Drakon, Ninja #1, and just tonight, Psykadelik! So check them out! They can't be missed! Now reading those, a lot of people have been trying to imply that I Richard Head am Gay... now that is completely not true! Do not look too deeply into their words! Just trust me... I am not.... not... well, not a vegetarian... so anyways... last night, myself and the PXW Commissioner made a Live PXW Top 25 Moments Show on the Camcorder... it went quite well, with guests, Psycohol, Splooge, Ex, Janitor, and Psykadelik showing up to give comments... once I have editted in all the moment clips, it should be quite a watch... and one more bit of news... I ran into Natas today after my Interview with Psykadelik... I stayed cautious obviously, not wanting anymore slaps to my face... and he informed me that the WWF would indeed be returning... but unfortunately for all of us, it will have to wait for next Spring... So with that long of a wait, what will we do to keep us occupied? I supposed wait for Psycohol vs. Jevon, a possible short PXW return around Xmas maybe, and a hopeful EWF... I'll check back later with more interviews and updates!
11/16/02... Just put up Ninjarette's Interview, which was sure to spark much controversy, especially about Psycohol... and I have shown Psyco the script and he is more than angry! He wanted me to pass along that nothing that Ninjarette says about him is true, and that he is looking forward to committing a Homicide on Rette upon his return to the WWF... he also mentioned he would like a follow-up interview to respond to what Ninjarette said, so I'll get that sometime, and it should be interesting... go check out Ninjarette's comments if you dare... and congrats to Psycohol for finally getting a job!
11/29/02... Oh yes! And finally it has happened! The first live Wrestling show in these parts since EWA's 50th back on June 3rd of this summer... and it was in Wolfman X's new house's backyard! Was it the EWF? No. The PXW? No. It was the EWA! It's true, apparently the crew decided that they would not stop at #50, but continue on, at least whenever some guy wanna wrestle... maybe not a regular thing, but at least the EWA will remain alive in some part! So why the resurrection of the EWA you ask? Well simple, Wolfman X described that they always said the EWA was "4 Life!" It did not have to end with fifty... himself and Psycohol also stated clearly that there would be no EWA Champions unless it became somewhat of a regular thing, and had the talent worthy to hold the Belts... they stated that the likes of Fenix, Disruptor and company was just not enough talent, and the belt wouldn't be worth it if Psycohol was the only worthy one there... In other big news, Wolfman X also stated that this was his last show as the EWA's owner... it has caused too many problems, and feels it best to drop the ownership and stick to just kicking arse with Psycohol! So that is news... guess the Commish is the big boss in town again! Now onto the show... not a long one, but a good one... "Notorio"... excuse me, now the "Wrestling Expert" Jevon Hill came out and said he'd be waiting for Psycohol, since they had this match set up from some heated words in WMX's Guestbook... so Psyco came out, and Jevon was nowhere to be seen... and even though the match hadn't officially been started, Psycohol turned around to receive a monster Spear! Caught way off guard and not ready, Psycohol was caught with the quick 1..2..3 pinfall, making it the quickest match Psycohol has ever been pinned in! Jevon came out with the quick victory just as he said he would in the Guestbook! Quite an embarrassment for Psycohol though... and looked like the card was going to be a lackluster one... but Psyc vowed that he would get revenge before the show was over! So behind the scenes Jevon agreed to another match with Psycohol, since the other one was kind of unfair... but anyways, on camera, Mr. Splooge and Execution walked out and wanted back in the EWA, since they had been fired back at EWA50... WMX came out, still owner for this last show, and told Ex there was no chance in Hell he was coming back, and told Splooge since he's so funny, that he'd give him a chance to come back... both of the guys angered WMX though as Ex started a pushing fight, and both received a Double Chokeslam! WMX then pushed Ex out of the way and told Splooge he'd give him four chances to hit a Savate Kick... if he could connect with one, he'd be back in... So Splooge missed the first two... then amazingly he would have hit the third, but WMX caught him and slammed him down! One more chance... Splooge runs, obviously going to miss him, but Mr. Ex runs back in, pushing WMX into the Savate Kick! Splooge is back in the EWA! WMX angry, gets up and chokeslams Splooge onto an old kitchen table, followed by a Blitzkrieg on it! Then he picked up the table, dropped it on Splooge, and walked away mad! Now time for the rematch... Psycohol vs. Jevon part two... and trust me, this one was much better! There was a quick series of technical maneuvers at the beginning, Jevon mostly dominating... not many power moves were used at all throughout the match, mostly technical and high-flying! Jevon hit Psycohol with his own Frog Splash at one point... Psyc even got Jevon up in his own Notorious Edge, but Jevon slipped out! The two were obviously getting tired, with all the snow and freezing temperature, but that didn't stop them! Jevon hit a nice Spin-around DDT, planting Psyc! Psyc hit the Impaler, and a Frankensteiner! In the end, the two worked their way out to the front yard of WMX's new porch, and hit some moves out there... Jevon hit the New York Elbow, but Psyc somehow kicked out! Psyc hit his Backflip Splash... Jevon kicked out! In the end Psycohol hit a big Splash from the porch and pinned Jevon for the 3 count! It was over, Psycohol got his Revenge! In the close, WMX wanted the two to shake hands as a sign of respect, but neither would raise their hands for the shake, and finally Psyco just walked off, refusing to shake! Some real heat there folks... and the show was over... even though it was not a big show with many stars, at least it was a Show! Something we've been waiting for months to see! And a fact is that it was the EWA's first show ever in November... only month they haven't wrestled in... December... could we hit our last month in the next 30 some days? I hope so, more wrestling action would be more than welcome to me, and I'm sure to Psyc, WMX, and everyone else! We'll see... (Psycohol writing this part)-and by the way... Guns n Roses kicked some serious @$$!!! Me and WMX, the DOE along with Shortcakes went to see them on the 27th... so awesome! Buckethead, the silent gentle horror movie monster type... he whips out them Guitar solos like no one on this Earth! Best Guitar player I ever seen! Axl... he ain't lost one step in his time off! As good as ever!!! The rest of the band was also totally awesome, Finch, Dizzy, and the other guitarist were sick! Best Arena Concert Ever!!! Obviously the CBGB's concert was best overall because of pure Madness, hehe...
12/3/02... Something I didn't even touch on or think about watching that last EWA Show, was the fact that... didn't Psycohol retire from the EWA last June?! It just hit me, he did! And he did not even mention it when he made his EWA return last Friday... so I went earlier today to ask him what that was all about... and basically he said that he actually forgot to mention it on the show, but he is STILL retired from the EWA... that just happened to be a match with Jevon that he had planned on for months... and didn't even realize that it would take place in the EWA, but that it would take place... and since it was in the EWA, then it was apparently a temporary return just to get at Jevon... he stated that it would be the last you'd see of him in wrestling action in the EWA, and he is now officially retired until the PXW or WWF starts back up... so that issue is now cleared up... onto more news... looks like Psicon is ready to get back in the yard for the PXW, after a couple years of abscense from active wrestling... he seems to have a different gimmick this time, coming in as a more serious and tough competitor than before... not as flashy and fun-loving... I personally can't wait to see the new Psicon, and we all know Psykadelik wants revenge on him, so could something already be boiling for Psicon?! I will be sure to bring you an exclusive Interview with him as soon as possible! So keep checking the Interview Page for that! Until next time...
12/10/02... Psycohol went to a hardcore concert a couple nights ago (12/8), Madball was the main band... anyways, Psyc got a little crazy, and jumped up on stage to go for the stagedive! But like one of those comedic commercials or whatever, as he jumped, everyone moved out of the way, and unfortunately he landed right on his head! Like maybe a 6 or 7 foot drop right onto his head! Sounds life-threatening, but luckily it was not... he was out for a moment, blurred and dizzy, as people dragged him to the side... they gave him water, he tried pulling himself back together, and after a few minutes, passed the 'follow the finger with your eyes' test, and headed back out just in time for his fav Madball song... Psyc jumped right back in the Mosh Pit and lasted the rest of the concert out, followed by a long drive home with the big bump on the back of his head... how hardcore is that?! We are glad he's ok though, and he did inform me that it was the biggest and worst "bump" he's ever taken, including anything from BY Wrestling! Well, it was a concrete floor... I suppose... anyways... still waiting to catch up with Psicon for tha Interview, I hope to conduct it soon... because PXW could be returning very soon...
1/1/03... New Year, and Psycohol tells me to wish all of you the worst! But anyways, onto news, there is none! Remember that PXW Show that the Commish promised us as a Christmas Present?! Well, he was lying through his teeth! And I can't wait to tell him to his smug coy little face! I mean, it's hard for me, Richard Head, longtime PXW employee to even finally come out and say this, and join Natas' side, but... the PXW is dead... oh a few days back, it was looking up... the huge Blizzard we got for Christmas left nearly 2 feet of snow for what would have been the best PXW Show ever! With this much padding on the ground, the PXW had the chance of a lifetime to break the barrier, and put on a Snow-errific of a show, but they fail to do so once again, to add to the list... we had Psycohol, Psykadelik, and Lumberjack there ready to wrestle... I guess they can get some credit for having the spirit, but nobody else showed up, and ya need more than 3 to put on a good show! Psicon and PsychoRuff were both scheduled to be there, but due to apparent prior arrangements, neither made it... Psicon did show up, but a bit late, when darkness was about to rear it's ugly head... and we were hoping for maybe a savior like Psycometer or something to show up, but he never did... so we were left there, sitting around, playing Psycohol's new Xmas video games all afternoon... quite disappointing... and we had two days after that, where we could have put on shows, but I guess everyone had other plans... so the Holiday Special is scrapped... and we have less than a month before the guys go back to their respective colleges... can they squeak out a show? In my opinion, most definitely not! I have no faith in anyone but those three that showed up that day anymore, and with just them, there is no PXW... if you want to see PXW again, you better show up and help em, but forget that, forget PXW beating Wrestlemania to 20, which is over a year away, forget everything... and if somehow the PXW does happen to put out one show before the end of January, I will publicly kiss the Commissioner's feet on camera and apologize! But I'm not worried, just waiting for the WWF's return in Spring, and who knows, maybe more Psycohol/Jevon matches... could there be?
2/10/03... It saddens me to announce that yet another one of my all-time favorite wrestling Icons has passed away... Mr. Perfect Curt Hennig... from now on, I will make sure to do the behind-the-back towel toss every chance I get, and the gum hit thing... He was the man, and he was no doubt Perfect! In fact, my watching of the WWE has gone down considerably since he was fired... Too many of wrestling's legends are dying young these days, it's sad... Goodbye to Perfection! RIP
3/7/03... Well it's been awhile again... because the backyard scene truly is DEAD around here... it's a sad time... especially for Psycohol, who has no friends... and for myself, Rick Head who also has no friends... and he won't hang out with me because I am apparently a "dork" so we both sit in solitude waiting for action, while the rest of the guys are probably out enjoying themselves elsewhere, and have wrestling way in the back of their minds... so we'll hope and wait for Spring, and hope Natas keeps his promise to wrestle again then... but with all our luck, BY Wrestling will be DEAD for most the summer too... ahhhh... in fact, at least a couple times since Christmas, the PXW had planned shows, and even had some guys show up, only to not have enough guys to do a show, or rain outside to scare off all the weak ones(that being everyone but Psycohol)... the Psykadelik/Psicon match had been rumored for awhile, but the fact is Psicon is in college now, and once he gets back out in a couple months, he is moving away for the summer... and he was here just the other week with Psyk... but since there was a tiny bit of rain, the show was cancelled... boo hoo! So it looks like that match may never happen, or just be on the backburner for awhile... PXW is basically dead as I stated a couple reports ago... they will never make any more impacts in the future that I can see... so that's that! They won't make it to twenty shows... but hey, I do have an Interview written up for the PXW Commish, and hopefully soon I can ask him about the future of the PXW, about the situation, and my feelings about it... so maybe something can happen... but anyways, watch for that Interview, and pray for the Springtime to possibly see some mayhem return..... we already missed all the good fluffy snow, the PERFECT year for awesome Snow Shows... it would have been great if not for some lackluster attitudes... anyways, I'll check back in later!
4/1/03... Well I haven't updated in awhile... been quite lazy as of late... in fact, I am officially retiring from further writing on this website... it's too much a toll on me, and I don't want to worry about it anymore... I actually think I am going to leave the backyard scene for good, and move onto bigger better things, like maybe a New Anchor for some nearby News Channel... or for a Newspaper... I mean I don't get paid for this crap... and I am getting quite bored with it... so this is Richard Head signing off, and saying goodbye... it's been a fun 4 years that I've ran this site, and I hope the guys start up and continue their backyard wrestling soon... I only wish the best for them... but for me, I'm out... will I be back one day? Nope... Goodbye............................... APRIL FOOLS!!! Haha, gotcha!!!! Anyways... I truly have been lazy as of late, and actually conducted an Interview with the PXW Commissioner, back on March 9th, but only got it all editted and up by today... me and Psyco lost our jobs at a place for freely speaking against the retarded War in Iraq, so stress is running high... unemployment has hit us, and now we try to find a job in an impossible job market... sucks when you're living in a Hypocrisy such as the USA... but oh well, not enough money to get the hell out... so here we stay... and go and read the Commish's interview, it's very interesting... apparently he believes there will be a PXW Show in the VERY near future, but I still see no signs, so don't take that as gospel... we can all hope.... another interesting tidbit, is that the PXW Commish's real name is Michael P. Knickerbocker (AKA Joe Syko)... so that's some news... stay tuned, it's Springtime! The usual start of Wrestling season!
4/13/03... Amazingly enough, we had a Show Today!!! Well actually it wasn't truly a show... more of an Exhibition to get back into the swing of things... it was a Match between Psycohol and Natas... Psycohol hasn't wrestled since November, and Natas hasn't since last May! So this was basically to knock some rust off and see if the two still had it! There were no prematch interviews, no storylines, and was even a non-Federational Show, so this was not the return of the WWF... but may soon lead to the return hopefully... anyways, they definitely showed some yard-rust, with some awkward and slow moments, but overall it was a very decent match... not bad at all for their long absences! Drakon reffed the match, and was even attacked by Psycohol at the beginning of the match for no apparent reason and had a small brawl of his own... but once the match got started Psyc took the early advantage... he actually held the advantage for a majority of the match, hitting many of his favorite maneuvers like the Frankensteiner, Tornado DDT, and the Frog Splash! Natas also got in many of his signature moves too like the Thesz Press, Superkick, Knee-DT! Surprisingly also was that this match was much more technical than these two are known for! Many Submission-holds were applied by Natas and especially Psycohol... Psyc hooked on Texas Cloverleafs, Camel Clutches, Walls of Jericho, STF's, and Natas hooked on a Sharpshooter that was reversed on him, then reversed back onto Psyc! Was very good, but in the end, after Psycohol missed his Backflip Splash, he was set up for the Stunner, and Natas took the victory! It was definitely a very good outing, and looks encouraging for a brand new season... Rumor has it that there may be at least one more Exhibition match between these two before the WWF restarts... will be good for them to hone their skills even farther... I can't wait...
6/3/03... Damn, it's been a long time! But unfortunately there is absolutely no news on the Wrestling Front around here... sad news it is... looks like the Backyard Wrestling scene may have actually died once and for all for all these awesome Superstars... I know Psycohol will always still have interest in it, but it seems not many others share this... very sad... I mean by this time of the year, usually things are hopping, and shows are abound, but this year, we have had one total, and that was over a month and a half ago... so don't expect much this summer unless some people find a change in hearts and get something going... with Wolfman X's new house and yard I hoped for something... nothing... with the PXW Commish giving such an exciting interview about things to come, I was hoping... nothing... and Natas and Psyco's warmup match earlier I was also hopeful... but nothing again... 3 strikes and your out? We'll see... all I know is that Psycohol is planning on a Washington DC trip with Wolfman X in a few weeks, but that has nothing to do with wrestling so sorry... you'll hear from me again if anything happens, or if I just get bored and feel like writing again...
6/12/03... Psycohol has updated his Autobiography up til the end of 2001 now if you want to check it out... he's not got much more to write now I believe, unless things pick up around here and give him more material to write on... one rumor that is floating around though, is that very soon, maybe in the next few weeks, the unlikely duo of Psycohol and Jacob Cross may get together to have a one-on-one match and finally settle their differences! I hope it happens, probably won't be EWA or anything... but these two would definitely have a great match, I guarantee it! I'll keep you posted if it happens or not...
7/31/03... So let's see, what has happened over the last month that I should fill you in on? Ummm.... oh yah, nothing... so apparently Psycohol vs. Jacob Cross never happened... it would have been cool, and who knows, maybe someday it will happen... but for now, squash that rumor... PXW, in hibernation as usual.... EWA, basically dead... WWF, basically dead... anything...? Well apparently Natas and Wolfman X are possibly planning to clash at Ozzfest! That could be of some interest, guess we'll hafta wait and find out if that match, or brawl happens! Anything else... oh yah, Psykadelik of the PXW is getting married to the Blonde Devil Girl, also of the PXW on August 16th... we should have many PXW'ers in attendance for that one folks... and I'll try to get pictures of everyone... I will give you thisSpoiler though... Psykadelik's Best Man is Mr. Regular Everyday Man, and his Ushers include none other than Psycohol, Lumberjack, Robert Lane, Psicon, and the Blob! All Star line-up there folks! Other whereabouts... Psycohol himself has been replacing Backyard Wrestling this summer seemingly with lake-swimming and duct taping his wrists... somewhat toned down maybe, but what can he do when no one dares wrestle him? Mr. Splooge and Mr. Execution are nowhere to be found... I have no clue where they are at now... Psycometer hasn't been seen for a couple years now... I miss him... on the EWA side of things, besides Natas' Ozzfest challenge, not many have seen him of late... and Drakon, by reliable sources has been seen hanging around with none other than Wolfman X, Shortcakes, and sometimes Psycohol on several occasions... strange? Absolutely! Ninjas... haven't seen them... musta gone to Jobb'ah Land with Splooge and Ex... and everyone else, who knows? I hope something happens sometime, wouldn't that be nice? Haha, well seeya til next time I get bored!
8/4/03... Well rumor has it that some Major News is brewing here in the local Backyard Wrestling situation... and I'm not even going to give any hints to as what it is... all I can say is that something big may happen within the next month, and from a Summer without any Backyard Wrestling here so far, this is going to be a big breath of fresh air... and hopefully get things back on track maybe? All I can do is hope that this is true... and keep it secret from all of you! Haha! Wait and see...
8/14/03... Well that Major News I was talking about finally happened, and it happened today! And wait til ya get a load of this my folks... that's right, the EWA has returned, after quite a prolonged period of inactivity since November of last year! The EWA is back, and had it's first show today... and by the looks of it, it is going to continue on for several shows like back in the EWA glory days! Backyard Wrestling is Alive once again!!! And that's not even the Big News!!! Each of the EWA's Titles were even earned by new owners today! There are EWA Champions once again! But that's not even the Big News! The BIG NEWS is beyond what anyone ever thought imaginable... the Big News is WOLFMAN X OFFICIALLY DENOUNCING HIS RETIREMENT and MAKING HIS FULL-TIME RETURN TO THE EWA!!! That's right! You heard me correctly, I am not joking folks! WMX couldn't have said it any better when he said, "F*** RETIREMENT! F*** OWNERSHIP! AND F*** YOU!!!" He was sick of sitting back and watching, sick of being the owner and causing behind-the-scenes vendettas, and just itching to get back out there and show everyone he still has the same power he once had back in his prime! He had this unquenchable thirst for action... he missed it... and this Retirement was just getting on his nerves... it was no longer what he wanted... he wanted back in the Yard, and that's what he did today!!! Yes! That is the Breaking News! Wolfman X has come back to the EWA, not as owner, but as an actual Superstar once again! I can guarantee if the EWA continues on a semi-regular basis, that it is goin g to make the past couple years of the dwindling wrestling scene look like child's play! But Wolfman X's return was not the only! HIs fellow Doctor of Extreme Psycohol also returned! Yep, if you did not know, Psycohol officially announced his retirement from the EWA over a year ago! And he planned on never returning... but with the return of Wolfman X, and the possibilities of the combined Doctors of Extreme both in action, Psycohol could not resist but to denounce his retirement also and make his return, making this all the bigger of a show! Alright... so onto the Show! The Show started off with Psycohol and WMX pulling up in the Psycohol-mobile and entering the old EWA Arena! They came out, and WMX did not announce his return just yet... he just announced the return of the EWA, and that there would be three matches... one for each of the Vacant Titles... the first would be Ninja vs. Mr. Splooge for the Loserweight Title! EWA's #1 Loser would be determined for sure he today! The 2nd Match for the IC, with two unnamed wrestlers, one of them to be returning from retirement(wink wink)! And the 3rd Match would pit Face against yet another Superstar returning from retirement(wink wink again) for the EWA World Title! But apparently Mr. Execution, still fired from the EWA was running around, and came out begging Wolfman X to let him back in, even threatening to hurt WMX's sister! Although WMX was no longer the owner, he still decided to let Mr. Ex back in on one condition... he would be in the IC Title Match against the returning Superstar, and if he won, he would be champ and could return full-time... if he lost, he would hafta leave forever! So Ex accepted and walked off! Now the first match, Ninja vs. Mr. Splooge! Splooge was his same ol' goofy self, but Ninja... Ninja was different... he was more serious... he learned some moves... he learned to connect with some moves and not miss them all... Ninja showed some actual skill! So he beat on the helpless and extremely stupid Mr. Splooge, and looked to surely be winning this match... but for some unknown reason Ninja decided to lay down and take a nap! Splooge then got up and hooked Ninja in the painless Inverted Boston Crab, and Ninja painlessly and non-chalantly gave up, losing the match, and taking the Loserweight Belt! What was this all about?! Well he got up and took care of Splooge, then announced how sick he was of all the same ol' masked "Jobbers" winning the Loserweight belt over and over, and he wanted to change it, by beating a big-named EWA Superstar... he said if he could not beat one and make them hold it, he would retire and cut off his weewee! So this may lead to some interesting stuff! Can he actually beat the likes of Psycohol or WMX or Natas or anyone else in the EWA's higher ranks?! We'll hafta wait and see... so anyways, Mr. Execution makes his entrance and return to the EWA in the match that could be his last in this Fed! His opponent was announced, and it was... Walmart Joe?! Walmart Joe walked out all ready to go... Mr. Ex laughed and knew he had this won... but then the voice under the mask did not match WMJ's... it more sounded like... WMX's?! The mask was ripped off as Wolfman X announced his return to the EWA, his ending of Retirement! The World was Shocked!!! Execution was hiding behinf the ref, Shortcakes! The match got underway, and Wolfman totally obliterated Mr. Ex! After a hard Chokeslam into a pile of weapons, a Tombstone Piledriver into a box, and a massive Blitzkrieg also into a box, Wolfman X claimed he did not want the IC Belt, only the World! He walked off and forfeited the Match, as Ex laid there motionless, winner by forfeit and new IC Champion! Next, Face had his match... against the returning... Psycohol! Yes! Psycohol moshes out and they begin brawling! Psyc made the mistake of hitting Face... in the face several times, causing Face to get angry and start beating on Psyco... but Psyco always came back, and hit some sweet moves on Face! And when Psycohol had just about wrapped up the match after his Handspring Clothesline, his Senton Flip, and the Backflip Splash, guest commentator, "The Wrestling Expert" Jevon Hill ran out and told the ref Shortcakes, that WMX was in trouble! As she ran off Jevon began to beat down Psycohol! After a few clothesline, Jevon Rock Bottommed Psycohol onto a Steel Chair, and threw Face, mask first into Psycohol's groin! Face took the cover, and the returning Shortcakes made the pin and Face for the first time ever is now your EWA World Champion!!! So both Doctors of Extreme walked out with losses upon their glorious returns, but both are tarnished! You know that Psycohol will be planning revenge on Jevon... you know WMX will be gunning for Face's belt... you know Ninja has his sights set high... when will the next show be?! What will unfold?! I can't wait to find out!!! I will update soon on news about that!
9/5/03... Rumor has it that next Wednesday(9/10), the EWA will be holding yet another new show in this New Era of it's Evolution... hopefully it happens, because we know the Doctors of Extreme will be there to extract revenge on Face and Ex for last shows antics... And an even bigger rumor than the show itself, is that someone may be returning who you may have thought would never return to the EWA again! Could it be..... well I can't say, but it will blow your mind when you see who it is! If it happens... but thats just word of mouth, who am I to know if it's true or not... but anyways, I hope to be back with an update next week after the Show if all goes as planned...
9/14/03... Indeed the EWA did have it's 2nd show back last Wednesday, the 10th... but unfortunately due to technical difficulties with the site, and then my back kinda going out, I hadn't had time to fill you all in on it... well... I'm back, and here's what happened! The show opened with none other than the two new Champions of the EWA, Face(World Champ) and Execution(IC Champ)! They immediately made a verbal assault on the Doctors of Extreme! They claimed that for all these years, the Docs have been trying to hold them down, but now they have finally broken out of that shadow... Ex even claimed that himself and Face were the Docterers of Extremerer! That's pretty Extreme folks... but anyways, they wanted to prove once and for all their superiority and made a Challene to the Docs for the first ever EWA Regular Tag Team match (2 vs 2)... yah ain't that incredible... like 5 or 6 years, and not a single 2 on 2 Tag Match?! Crazy! But anyways the Doctors, Psyc and WMX came out and gladly accepted it... but Psyc entered with the... Loserweight Championship?! What?! Are you kidding me?! That doesn't belong over his shoulder!!! And Heck, he didn't know why he had it either... he claims to have woken up and saw it laying on top of him... so the current Champion, the Ninja comes out... and Psyc offers to give the Belt back, but Ninja refuses, saying that it's Psycohol's! Ninja points to the big screen, and then we see a little shot from early this same morning, with Ninja sneaking into WMX's house, using a not very awake Shortcakes to make the pinfall on Psycohol who is sleeping on the couch!!! That's right! Using the 24/7 rule, Ninja had pinned Psycohol... he had pinned that big Superstar he promised to pin and make the Loserweight Champion! At this, off the screen Psycohol and Wolfman X begin beating down the Ninja! But Psyc says he has other plans for the Belt and does not pin Ninja... so as the two Docs having just dealt with Ninja stand there, some guy with long hair comes running out like a house on fire, takes down Psycohol and goes for Wolfman X! But WMX sets him up for a Blitzkrieg! At the top though, it is reversed into a Frankensteiner! The New man runs out of the scene, leaving the Doctors angry and bruised! So onto the action... in the first match, Ninja was to face off against the returning Suicide! In a decent match, with some fine commentary from Mr. Ex, Splooge and Psycohol, Ninja pulls off a victory with a Savate kick... Ninja definitely seems to be improving here in the EWA! In the next match, Mr. Splooge was set to take on two mystery opponents! Exciting! First out, the unexpected return of the Disruptor with his kendo stick, nunchucks and all! Splooge feared for his life... all until Disruptor threateningly said "Splooge, today is your lucky day!" Splooge took it literally by the book, and began jumping around, hugging Shortcakes and yelling out loud that it was his lucky day! Hilarious moment! Hilarious! But anyways, 2nd mystery opponent... oh no, it was that long haired guy who took out the Doctors of Extreme earlier on! And his name... Max Delirium! Newest member of the EWA! And apparently he is the nephew of former WWF Superstar Crush! And he proved to be very valuable as he assaulted Splooge with a barrage of Martial Arts kicks, and a nice Gutwrench Powerbomb! Also much aerial stuff... sizewise and stylewise, he reminds us a lot of Psycohol and Ground Zero... he definitely has much potential here in the EWA! Anyways, his high impact assault along with Disruptors Martial Arts weapons assault just comletely decimated the always losing Mr. Splooge! With Max hooking on a Sharpshooter, and Disruptor hooking on a Crossface at the same time, Splooge had no choice but to tap out and lose yet another match to his long list of losses! After the match though, the Doctors of Extreme rushed out, beating down Disruptor! Looks like old wounds never heal here folks! Some unfinished business... but onto the Main Event... Face and Mr. Execution vs. Psycohol and Wolfman X, the Doctors of Extreme! And it was to be an Elimination Match... and lemme tell ya, this match was great, with near total domination by the Doctors of Extreme! Psycohol hit a flurry of his high impact maneuvers as WMX showed why he does have the strength of ten men! After a Scissorkick Legdrop onto Ex by Psycohol, Psyc's hand was nearly impaled over a rusty pice of metal hanging off a broken table leg! With blood gushing, Psyc made the tag, ran inside the house for a moment, covered the wound with Kleenex, wrapped a bunch of Duct Tape around that, and then returned to the match! How Hardcore is that my friends?! Extremely! Speaking of hardcore, Ex got tossed wickedly through a Real Estate sign, garbage can, and having his head bounce off a solid table as he fell limply to the ground! All thanks to Wolfman X! Awesome stuff! Face was eliminated first when WMX Blitzkrieged Psycohol onto him! So they then went to work solely on Mr. Execution... and after hitting several of their big moves in a row, even a copy of Demolition's old Finisher, they finally finished Ex off, as WMX Gorilla Pressed Psycohol up and dropped him down across Ex's chest for the pinfall! The Doctors won and proved their superiority! Face however came back out to talk some trash afterwards or something, and got a severe beating at the hands of... you guessed it, the Docs... WMX wrapped a belt tightly around Face's throat as Psycohol jabbed at it with a nightstick! Psyc then placed the end of a baseball bat against Face's throat as WMX leapt from a chair with a hubcap to jam it beep into Face's now crushed vocal chords!!! Will Face ever speak again, or is he back to the old silent Face? Wait... he used to say "Stab!" Can he not say that anymore?! ZEUS NO!!!! SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!! Guess we'll hafta wait and see what happens! The next show may be this week if all injuries are healed up and stuff, but we'll see... also, that mystery-man who is returning to the EWA from my late update is NOT the Disruptor, but he could not make it to the last show... when he can make it, you will find out who I am talking about! Oh yeah! Catch ya later peoples!