Alright people... Psycohol here!!! It is time to compile the entire EWA, PXW, BTVW, and whatever the Hell else there's been's Rosters onto one Page... I want it to be a gi-normous list like WMX's roster page! But since I've technically already got Roster Pages on the site, detailing everyone's deal, I figure I'll make this slightly different, and personally comment each wrestler/backstage talent or whatever they are from Psycohol's own mouth! That's right peoples, this isn't a friendly "let's meet the character" page... this is gonna get personal... maybe good maybe bad, but always in good humor, so don't ever think I hate any of you just cuz I bring old issues up! Your all the best... except a couple of you whom I won't name (don't worry, it's not you Psicon) So read the long loooong list of people I've met, or maybe haven't that have graced the yards (and some cases, TV studios) of Norwich, Oneonta, Binghamton, and wherever else in Upstate New York that we've wrestled! Let's start with... ME!
Psycohol- As much as I like to hide my ego, because I am quite a humble person in the presence of others... on this page I will not hide a thing! I am the greatest thing since macaroni and cheese! It's true!!! Psycohol is the GREATEST backyard wrestler in any of the Feds that I've fought in! Yup, I know there are better out there, I seen their videos on TV and online, but for where I fight, I am the best! That's right Wolfman X, who goes through the same routine every match, just like Hogan! The setup with the 4 charging moves in a row... the Pumphandle, the Tilt-o-whirl.... the Wolfman Legdrop followed by the Table one... the Chokeslam then Blitzkrieged... its all too predictable... sure I use several same moves during a match too, but rarely in the same order, just whatever comes to mind... and I try to make up stuff too! I innovate!!! That's right! I was known for taking the biggest falls, then Wolfman X began to copy me and try to take big falls too... what does he get?! A face full of snow for trying to copy a legend! Natas talks his talk, but is almost as routine as WMX... Psykadelik... ha! He thinks he's the R.... wait a sec... I don't wanna talk about all the other guys now... this is about me! From the Deep Dark Depths of Tokyo Bay... the Son of Godzilla, Kamikaze, Straight-Edge, PSYCOHOL!!! I am the high-flying specialist... a narcissist I admit... and am quite high on myself, despite the low self-esteem I exhume in society... but whatever, I'm a Legend! Now onto the other guys!!!!
NWF
Psycho Icedog- This was myself, pre-Psycohol! For our High School Senior Project, myself and Wolfman X planned on holding a Live Wrestling match in the High School wrestling room in front of our English classes! It was frickin' great!!! I had to think of a name though, for I did not have one... everyone seemed to call me "Psycho" already, due to a shirt I owned that said "Don't Call Me Psycho!" so that had to be part of it(and soon evolved to Psycohol)... and one day my brother at home was joking and began calling me the "Iceman"... I have no reason why, but it made me laugh... and that soon went to just "Ice" and "Icedog"... so I just put a couple of my names together and came up with Psycho Icedog! With the huge live crowd of people I knew to impress, I was possibly twice as hyperactive as usual and put on a Helluva show, taking out the win, my first win against that giant that would soon become my mortal enemy and best friend in what would soon be the EWA!
The Mighty Sledgehammer- that man I speak of would soon become Wolfman X... but back in these days, he was known as the Mighty Sledgehammer! His sheer size and strength gave him that name, and none of the kids in my English class wanted him to win! He was sort of invading our English Class... he was bigger than me, I was the Underdog, and I had to write the whole damn Senior Project paper without him (which we gotta 100% on thanks to me!) Yes, the Sledgehammer had it coming!!! Long story short, I BEAT HIM, the good guy won, and thats all anyone in High School will ever remember, despite all the matches we've had since the name changes! Mwahaha!
Jevon Hill- he acted as the Ref for our awesome match, and was the third leg of the project that I wrote by myself... I think he may have also wrestled with the NWF during their early off-camera days... you'll read more of him later under the EWA...
The Sandman- the original Sandman(not the orig like from ECW, but Upstate NY orig, before the ripoff Sandman of Renegade Shows)... yah, he was basically a ripoff of ECW's Sandman, and yes, this was Natas' original gimmick before the EWA... copying a wrestlers name and gimmick was a little too much, so he just changed his name to Natas, and changed his gimmick to Shawn Michaels for the EWA... while in the unaired NWF, he apparently was champ at one point though... read more about him as Natas...
EWA 1&2
Wolfman X- Wolfman X is awesome, despite the garbage I talk about him! WMX, the Strength of 10 Men! He has definitely been my toughest and most intense opponent through my years! Of my top 3 feuds, he is Number One by 100 miles! Of my top 3 Friendships, he is Number One by 90 miles! Strange huh?! Yup, we go back and forth, friends, enemys, friends, enemys, etc... despite his predictable routine I've talked of earlier, he is still adding new moves to his repetoire quite often and always looking to do something newer and bigger! He loves the high spots! Whereas I'm always seeming to be on the receiving end and falling in these high spots, he always seems the one doing the throwing! He loves hurting and even Killing people!!! That's right, he's killed many a jobber in his day! But anyways, he is the #1 Powerhouse, and basically the foundation of the EWA... the originator... EWA til he dies... only sub-par to myself *cough*cough*... he is Wolfman X!!! My Tag Team Partnah!!! Doctors of Extreme 4 Life!
Natas- Natas was always awesome on the mic! WMX too, but WMX was too dirty and lewd, with his ego of himself always in mind... Natas was always good at mind games and just berating his opponent to no end! He was great! From the Deep Dark Depths of Hell, Natas Was one of the co-founders of the EWA with WMX! He didn't have the size or power of WMX, but he made up for it with brains, executing the right cheap shots at the right times! Low Blows, weapons, illegal moves, he was the master! He started out as an HBK-wannabee no doubt, but evolved into his own character! He always kept the obvious influence of HBK in his moves though... as well as others... his Stunner has finished me several times indeed! He's a sneaky b@$t@rd with that move lemme tell ya! I've had some good feuds with him, and they have been insanely fun, as well as grueling... definitely one of my favorite opponents of all time... and I've missed him ever since he moved to Florida... sucks, he must come back again to where he belongs! He was the only one who had the guts to run the EWA while Wolfman X was gone!!! And he did a damn fine job, despite the fact that WMX could care less for those shows... I don't think I've ever been his friend in the yard, until right at the end, it looked like something might be up, but bam, it was over... he was gone... will he be back?
Drakon- Drake the Snake was originally Chainz in EWA1, but wanted a bit more of a unique name I guess coming into the 2nd Revolution... he's always been a humorous personality, and a great sidekick to Natas during the whole New Breed years... yes, sidekick, not really what you'd want to be branded, but it's true! He's had at least 2 or 3 belts practically handed to him by Natas! But that doesn't take away his skills! Sure, he didn't have the neverending arsenal of moves like myself or WMX, nor Natas or most of the other big-mname dudes... but he had his set of moves, and his underhanded tactics, and overall he did ok! He was World Champ on several occasions! But yeah, the thing that hindered him more than anything, was his complete lack of care for the sport of backyard wrestling! He was lazy as hell, and really didn't want to be there most of the time... especially during the Renegade Shows, myself and Natas had to do a lot of coaxing to get him to go out there and do his job! After those shows, that was basically it for him as a full-time wrestler... he'll make an appearance now and then, maybe beat a Jobber in 30 seconds, but he's pretty much done, and doesn't give a crap! I still love him! Yes Drakon, Psycohol just said that! He's definitely had many great moments, and hopefully someday he'll wrestle a full-length match again for all his fans who wanna see it!!! But he's gotta girl now, so...
"Notorious" Jevon Hill- From being Marvelous to Notorious to just simply a "wrestling Expert", Jevon has always been one of the only wrestlers here to use his real name outn there! Sure that may not sound like much of a feit, but to me it's incredible... in the days where gimmicks are king, Shuv-von... Jevon stuck it through... he kept it real... he kept it... NEW YORK STYLE!!!! The echoes of "NEW YORK STYLE" still ring in my ears to this day from memories of Jevon! When he climbed that picnic table and signalled for the Elbow, yelling those very words, he was making history! All the years he'd been gone, little did he know how often he'd been mimmicked by several superstars! In the PXW itself, a place where he had never graced, guys like Psykadelik were shouting out "NEW YORK STYLE" in homage! In the EWA, the spirit lived on thru Natas, who constantly be-rated Jevon for the weakest Bodyslam ever on the face of the earth back in EWA1, where the Marvelous one pulled his groin... an infamous moment in EWA-folklore... he even formed his own Federation, the UWA which lasted awhile! He kept inviting me t show up, but since I didn't know any of the other guys I was always hesitant... but I really wish I had gone, looking back... and despite the joking nature we always used towards him in the past, Jevon came back to the EWA several times, with serious skills! He was awesome, and hell, he beat me for my EWA World Title once, so I can't hound him for nothin! He always showed up on occasion, coming in and out of retirement, and it was always fun... but now... he's down in Florida, which seems to be the EWA's Retirement Home or something...
Ground Zero- Ground Zero, the original EWA'er to retire to Florida, where he still is to this day... anyways, he was BIG in EWA's 1st Revolution... I knew him from school mostly, but I never knew him too well in the backyard wrestling vircuit... I remember him being all secretive in buying my foam WWF World Title I got from the store, from me! It's the belt he used to change the EWA into the UWA at the end of the 1st Rev! Yup, I guess although I was not there to witness it, my selling of that belt, played a major role in EWA history! BAM! And around EWA 2000, GZ came back for his final matches, and I actually got to grace the yard with the man who had the longest undefeated streak in EWA history up to that point I believe(which happened in EWA1)... I wish I could have fought him in his prime, or even now! More Psycohol vs. Ground Zero matches would be good for the EWA... but he is old, beaten and tired aparently... I think he played it a little too hardcore in EWA1!
Shortcakes- EWA's original referee, EWA's original babe... Shortcakes, the gal who was with WMX from the beginning and ended up marrying him! It all seemed so perfect! Well I had always liked her, despite how whiny and annoying and "I don't wanna do this" or "It's too cold outside" she was! Yup she got on many people's nerves, sometimes a decent referee, sometimes not very... Natas and Commish Squires used to always wanna fire her... well whatever, she was an EWA original from the beginning! Early in her career, she was well-known for giving everyone the Stunner and getting into the action here and there, but as the years went on, she got lazier and caring less and less for the sport... even making Wolfman X retire for a couple years, keeping him on the chain! We all hated her for this... and although they seemed too perfect, this was all a prelude of what none of us saw coming! The night she went and slept with a Fat Slimeball, left us all behind, married that big fat pile of sleezy grease and even letting his lowdown slimy poser ass make her pregnant... she is no longer a part of our wrestling world and probably never will be again, and after what she did, good riddance! I won't forget al the good times we had in the past, travellin and all, but she changed fast, and she is history to me! WMX needs a new woman!
Mad Dog/Gaybird- the one wrestler I have most wanted to face ever since I began that I have yet to face one on one in the yard! He hasn't been in action since EWA1... Known for his split personality; Mad Dog, the biker badass that has never won a match, and Gaybird, the Flaming Homosexual who hasn't lost a match! Obviously I'd prefer to face Mad Dog of the two, but someday... someday!!! Someday I want to face him! I've seen him several times over the years, asking him to come to shows to fight , but he never shows! He showed once though, but disappeared a quarter of the way through, so we could get no action out of him!!! Damn you Mad Dog, come back and fight me!!!
Bonez- Like Mad Dog, I had always wanted to fight Bonez from EWA1! A few winters ago I got my wish, although not on an official show, rather a parking lot brawl I found him and we had a short match, where I beat him, completing this goal in my career... but seriously, I never really got see him compete much, and want him to come back too! But it's about as likely as Gaybird's return... so whatever!
Man Mountain Bumpkin(Kodiak Bear)- the biggest man in EWA History!!! This is probably the one man in the EWA who I've never faced, that I never want to face! I'm not so afraid of losing to him or anything like that, but the smell has to be horrific! He's so big, and wearing sweatpants, that if he sat on my face, I think I would be a rotting corpse when he stood back up! No seriously, he would definitely test all my skills, cuz just to knock the guy down would be damn near impossble... although he had an incredible losing record, almost to Ground Zero exclusively! He was like GZ's test dummy during GZ's long undefeated streak... but I still prefer to stay away from him, and I don't know him, I'm sure he's a cool guy...... maybe?
The Assassin- don't know this guy too well either, but I've seen him a couple times... seems pretty cool, but I still wanna fight him and continue my destruction of all EWA1 stars I've never faced! But he's long-gone by now... wuss!
Kamilian- The Kamilian was reknown in EWA1 for being the biggest no-seller ever! When I met him in EWA4, and ever since then, I soon had to agree... the guy was the most awkward and difficult guy to work with out there! His style was just too different... and he's always come in with claims that he had been Champion in all these Underground Fighting Leagues and wrestling leagues down in Binghamton! Apparently Aldo Montoya(PJ Walker/Justin Credible) broke Kammy's nose down there, wherein Kammy took the win in the rematch... as well as Kammy being defeated by a 400 lb. woman, and so many other fights... extemely far-fetched have been his stories... not many of us believe a word he says, but we just nod our heads and are like "ok"... he's also donned the infamous Mullet on several occasions, and as of late has been bragging of all the underage girls he has slept with and wants to sleep with (being 25 himself or something)... it sickened me enough to know how any girl over the age of 16 is too old for him... when he tried hitting on my 14 year old cousin, I went off and have lost any respect I ever had for him... his matches with me were his best, since I make everybody look good, but I could care less, I'd rather him not be at the shows I'm at! He's a freak! Everyone knows this.... but when the EWA lacks wrestlers, WMX always calls him dammit! But since all this, he FINALLY Quit the EWA forever!!! (to read about this, go to Priest's evaluation) Yay for us! No more Kamilian!!! The friction between him and WMX makes his return unlikely, but you never know!
Drixon Webb- Drix has a backstory of raping men in jail, he is a lunatic and a nut!!! Since EWA1, he's gotten a lot bigger and has always simply destroyed me, whether I beat him or not in our matches! He fights a very sloppy and fast hardcore style, and you always gotta be cautious when going up against him! But respect he does get! Despite being older than the rest of us, and having constant back problems and stuff, he always seems to keep coming back for more! Maybe he doesn't make every show, but he has never officially retired, and keeps coming back when available to whoop arse! He beat me for the Title, finally proving he was the man in the EWA... but don't think I'm done with him!!! I'll find him and Happy Slap him someday in revenge!!!
The Ninja- The Ninja... ha, too much to say about this guy... but before I do, let me just say that afer years of deceit, we finally found out that there were always 2 Ninja's in actuality! That's right, during an online interview it was revealed that they have been deceiving us the whole time and switching on and off since the beginning... so first I'll talk about the original Ninja... the bigger of the two and more clumsy perhaps... stupider even... when the other Ninja disappeared after the Renegade shows, this guy took over full time it seems... but uh, I think he's an idiot, always thinking up stupid ideas, imitating other wrestlers just as his brother did also... the two were definitely molded from the same clay, very similar! Well this Ninja's been through many great moments throughout the years, including defeating myself while I was sleeping, giving me his Loserweight Belt! I won't ever forgive him for this but uh... he is a retard, and definitely not a Ninja... just because you can make a Ninja-looking mask out of a shirt doesn't mean your a Ninja... oh well... he was the ORIGINAL Jobber in the EWA! Basically put out there to lose and give a quick win to any up and coming star... or just anyone who wanted a win... although he has been known to go thru small spurts of decentness and winning a few... he will always still suck!
Ninja #2(Ninjarette)- the 2nd Ninja was an energetic one, very in your face, and somewhat smaller... but just like his brother, a major Jobber! For years he switched on and off with his bro in some weird joke that no one but themselves knew about, but soon enough even they split up into seperate personalities... what I most remember about Ninja #2 is obviously during the Renegade Shows, when he took on the Ninjarette gimmick to kind of go along with my Psycohol name... since I would be like alcohol and him like cigarettes... he made this whole elaborate name for us, Smokes and Roadbeers, which was cute and all, but je just wasn't the partner for me... I had to reject his silly @$$! But I've been looking for his return someday, maybe to even fight his brother for the 1st time ever! But I have no clue where he disappeared off to! Maybe he truly is a Ninja, using his vanishing ability?
Face- Face had one match in EWA1 as the Black Angel... since then he has become one of EWA's staple superstars! Always an upperclass Jobber, defeating the lower Jobbers, but losing to anyone else; Face soon followed Mr. Execution's path out of Jobberdom into being an EWA World Champ! I've had many battles with the guy over the years, and I've always preferred the Psycho Jason-wannabee who didn't talk! Once he started opening his mouth and getting all perverted, forget it, he lost what made him unique in the EWA!!! "Stab! Stab!!!" When that was the only word he could say, it was classic! CLASSIC!!! GOLDEN! But like WWE's Kane, characters "must" evolve, right? Show more depth... sure, we heard Face's backstory and some of the things on his mind, but uh, I miss the old Face!
The Gorilla- This one-time monkey of a star from EWA1 really left no impact until it's return at the end of 2003! The damn thing fought a few matches, and then under the influences of WMX's killing-spree, I took a foot first stomp from 15 feet high straight into the Gorilla's face... errr... killing it! Yup, I was quite proud at the time and very high on myself... but since then I've been pretty touchy on the subject, because ya know, I'm now against animal cruelty... but animals don't really belong in the EWA right? Tell that to Gorilla #2!!! But I'll talk about him later!
Amazon Man- I didn't know too much about this guy, except that he was Drixon Webb's brother, and had recently come back to the EWA after like the longest absense of any Superstar, and won the IC Title or something! But he won it, drawing names from a hat, then lost it being stripped because of a heart attack... biggest paper champion ever! I was wishing him well after his heart attack, but he didn't seem so bad at one of my return shows where he brutally attacked me, leaving me on the ground confused at the hands of his jungle style! I look forward to the day I get my revenge!
The Crazy Bastard- Who??? I don't know enough about the guy to comment!
The Buffalo- Ditto the guy above... I don't know this Buffalo guy at all!
The Unknown- Just as his name implies, he is unknown to me! EWA1 was full of 1-timers who I am totally out of the loop on...
The Whacko Kid- ask WMX, cuz I dunno who he is!
Stick Stickly- yet another one-time loser that I can't comment on...
Ian Scott- wasn't he a loner with no friends or something in school... I don't remember, just as I don't remember him in the EWA... but he was there!
Redneck Roscoe- Errr... this list of nobodies is too long! I don't know him!
Blondie- I'm not sure what she did in the yard, I think she was Natas' valet at one point, but I do know she made an internet porn video with her boyfriend, which has been in hot discussion amongst the EWA community... have I seen it? Maybe, I am not liable to discuss... hrrrm... I don't watch pornos, come on! So anyways, she's cool, she got me on the blow-up boat slide at the Fair a few years ago, the thing designated to only little kids, but she woo'ed the carney to let us on, so I thank her for that!
Patty- Blondie's little sister... not sure what she had to do with wrestling, but she's on WMX's page, so she must have made an appearance somewhere... blah...
Fireball- Wolfman X's one-time valet, I believe, with fiery red hair, and whom I have never met in my life, so uh... yah... no comment!
Alicia- I believe she may have appeared as Ground Zero's valet once or twice or something back in the day, but more recently she came out with WMX after his recent divorce.. she's coo, we hung out at her place a few times with her crazy kids!
Commissioner Squires- EWA 2's corrupt Commissioner was a classic! Although he sometimes shhowed favoritism toards myself, usually when I was against WMX, he always showed more favoritism towards Natas for some reason... despite Natas dubbing him as Mr. Bigglesworth! Squires laid down the law, made the matches, the stips, and did what he wanted.. but sometimes it was just too much, in specific, when I was to face Natas, and beat him... then Squires changes the stips mid-match so my win didn't count... so with the added stips, I beat Natas again... Squires changes rules again... I beat Natas again... and so on... and so on... until finally Natas somehow squeezes the win out of his arsehole! %$@#in' Commish!!! Screwing with me like that! I'll never forgive him!!! Since then, his appearances had gotten rarer and less frequent, until finally Putty Man seemed to take the reigns as new Commish... what happened to Squires, nobody knows! Nobody... except maybe Wal*Mart?!
Michelle- I dunno if Michelle ever got on camera in the EWA, but she helped film with the camera during many a match! We thank her, yes we do!
Chris Parker- Chris Parker... who?!?! You may be asking who the Hell this Chris Parker, and why you see almost nothing at all about him on my whole page... who is he?! That is the mystery Indeed! It always has been a mystery! The mention of his name was only miniscule on camera... from what we can gather, he was the original Owner of the EWA! The Owner of the EWA Arena and everything within the premises! He apparently did much camera-work for the EWA over the years, and has been a strong supporter! All the footage at the Trailer and Deer stand and old car, you remember? All that stuff is his! Chris Parker was the infastructure behind the EWA, although no one ever saw him on camera! Chris Parker the Legend, the EWA's owner... head boss above the Commissioners! That was all until he endowed ownership upon none other than Wolfman X after WMX's retirement... why WMX you ask? Because rumor has it that Wolfman X is Chris' very own son, and Christopher Parker is WMX's beloved father! Ah, so it all falls into place! Of course!!! But with WMX dropping ownership, who owns the EWA now?! Is Chris still around??? Too many questions, I wish I knew the answers!!! (I do know him though, and he is one of the coolest guys I know, no doubt! I wish he would make an on-camera appearance!))
Mr. Splooge- Ah the memories... it goes way back between me and Mr. Splooge... waaay back... back to the PXW where I first met the guy! Where I fought him at the show where he lost to Psycometer, Psykadelik, and then myself in 3 straight matches! Ah yes... those were the first 3 losses on his way to being the first Jobber to rack up 100 career losses(with less than 20 wins I believe)... Splooge, the Ultimate Jobber if there ever was one! Where as Ninja was the original, Splooge perfected being a Jobber to an Art! Shortly after arriving in the EWA, he introduced the innovative Loserweight Championship, where the loser of the match is the Champion, instead of winner, in turn creating a Title for the Losers! Only Splooge could be proud of something like that... like the Ninja, Splooge boasted mad Karate/Martial Arts skills, yet missed every single attack he attempted... he was truly inspired by the Ninja in my belief, but evolved into something more... he had many classic matches with both Ninjas, probably some of the funniest moments in the EWA, but without much wrestling... over the years, Splooge kept racking up the losses... he soon switched styles, when adapting a more Chinese Kung Fu style as opposed to his Japanese Karate heritage... his sister Mishieru even came out confronting him on this more recently, and revealed his true name of Erikku to us all! I'll always love watching and beating up on Splooge as long as he's around, you really can't hate this guy... can't wait til he reaches 200 losses, I'll be there for the party!
Mr. Execution- "Disintegrate You B@$t@rd$!!!" is his reknown catchphrase, and we all love it! If he did not yell it every time he entered the yard, we would not know what to do! Mr. Ex started out in the PXW, wearing a cape which he almost suffocated on... he has never worn a cape since! But he's come a looong way! He started off as an angry skeleton-face dude who loved using weapons and kicking arse, although rarely winning... after a few years in the EWA, his took quite a humorous turn, especially with the infamous anti-joke campaignhe went through... during the Renegade shows, Natas and the boys would pulls silly childish riddles and jokes out on Execution to see his reaction, and it was crAzY! Ex apparently HATED jokes, and everytime the punchline was delivered to one, he would snap and destroy whoever said it, no matter how big a star the person was! He went on a crazy winning streak, defeating Natas, Drakon, and me even, and became the first former-Jobber to win the EWA World Title!!! It was ridiculous! He was a Main Eventer!!! Then he won the PXW Belt a few times too! How did he take this meteoric rise from nothing to Champ?! Nobody knows, but ever since, Execution has made many people laugh with his ever-growing humorous attitude, and has made many people lose to his ever-growing wrestling skill! He's one of my all-time favorites!!! Ex even had an affair with EWA's super-seductive Kitty Valentine, which no one else has managed to do! He's a Ladies' Man! EXECUTION!!!
PXW
Psykadelik- although my first match was the NWF High School thing, my first BACKYARD wrestling match was technically against Psykadelik, in what was the birth of the PXW! Ok, I lie... I fought one EWA1 Match against WMX the summer before... but this match with Psykadelik kickstarted my career, and I never stopped since that date! Sure, we were influenced by the EWA which was happening across town, but this was our own baby... me and Psykadelik rose this one from the ground, and of all the offshoot Feds that our wrestlers through the years tried to start, the PXW was the most successful, and biggest competition for the EWA! Anyways... Psykadelik... after our first match, we soon formed the Cool Pac, a group we already had through High School, where we used to patrol the football games and make sure no bullies were pickin' on kids smaller than them... We had a few of us Cool Paccer's, then there was the rival faction, which we called the Gay Pac, which included Lumberjack, Psycometer and such... but anyways... the Cool Pac friendship between myself and Psykadelik in the PXW didn't last too long... with the size of our egos, there was no way! We had several classic battles through the years... and you know, I never took Psykadelik seriously... I mean c'mon, he was a cross between the Rock and Ken Shamrock! He didn't even have his own gimmick! ALl he did were Rock moves and Shamrock moves... personality-wise, he was again... a split between those same two! Soooo unoriginal! I mean I guess he was original in the fact that he was the first to totally base his gimmick off of pre-existing pro-wrestlers, but... wait, Sandman/Natas had already done that...... I guess that makes him unoriginal overall... he even thought he was the Hulkster for a little while at one point... I think he should try to find Psykadelik and see what he's really like... that would be interesting now! Anyways, last I saw him, it looked as if we were gonna have the original Cool Pac up and running again... but Psyk is so lazy when it comes to wrestling... I'm waiting for a call saying he wants to do it again! He was one of the best despite all the flaws, and I wanna work with him again no doubt! Just hope he isn't getting "too old"....
Lumberjack- The Lumberjack... ahhh... very humorous character indeed, at least to me... I mean, he takes himself completely serious and all, loving the art of cutting down trees! Axes, Chainsaws, you name a way to chop down a tree, he's done it... and as a wrestler, he has so much untapped skill that he has yet to use, it's ridiculous! I've fought him on a few occasions, and although I have topped him more times than he has me, he has always put me through hell! Especially the one match we had up at his cabin for the PXW! We went everywhere and destroyed everything on the premises before he put me through a large plank of win to beat me for the first time! A lot of the guys say he's gay, but I doubt that question completely, and have learned respect for him after that match! I've never really been on his sideout there, but maybe someday... maybe someday... if he returns...
Psycometer- Oh I love Psycometer man... check my top ten wrestlers list, he's number one! He' a true classic! Sure he didn't have many career matches, and never made it to the EWA, or even many of the PXW reunion shows, but his whole aura just made me crave more! His flashy entrance to the Blade Soundtrack techno music, his undecipherable language that mostly consisted of the word "Fafura!" The mystery behind the ski mask, the pure martial arts aggression, non-wrestling style, unorthodox person that he was! I don't know why, but he is my all-time favorite, and I plead for his return just one more time, and I want him to win some gold, he deserves it! I fought him only once in my career, and we came to a Draw... a standstill! Will I face him again, I do not know... but I have a feeling that someday, somewhere, Psycometer will resurface, maybe one last time, maybe not... until then I will go watch the old tapes and relive the good ol' days!
Psicon- Alright... Psicon... he was always a good pal of mine, from back when we formed the Cool Pac! Then we branched off and he stayed with Psykadelik as I went my own way... he was the first Psycho Xtreme Champ... and he was the one who took the infamous "Powerbomb heard round the World" that was #1 on PXW's Top 25 moments! Yes, when the mysterious fat man, the Blob came out and Powerbombed Psicon straight down on his neck onto a metal bucket! He was injured for some time after that, and only came back for a few matches afterwards... he showed up at several more shows though as a cameraman, and backstage guy, kind of dropping out of action and taking a backseat... and even dropping his Psicon name to be known by his real name, Scott Hall (I think he just wants to be associated with Razor Ramon still)... but the thing I most remember about him, is when he DIDN'T INVITE ME TO HIS FREAKIN' WEDDING!!! Every PXW Star up and down the list were there! My frickin' Aunt and Uncle who he barely knew even got an invitation... but me... I was so gently let down... "I dunno if there's enough room left on the guest list" is what he says... "maybe you can come to the afterparty" ok, I say... the next week he says, "uh no, we don't have enough seats at the afterparty either"... hmmm... I was almost believing him for a little while there... but everyone informed me I was being snubbed... his wife, apparently, who was a Christian fanatic(hey I got nothing against you, I am friends with several Christian fanatics and get along just fine), apparently she was afraid I would 'cause a scene' at their wedding because I am anti-Christian and crazy or something... or cuz I had some comment up on AIM that she interpreted as me being a Satanist for saying, when I was really trying to insult Satanists... and she was afraid I might spike my hair and dress up weird, which I would not have, out of respect for a friend (although I did spike and dress weird for Regular Everyday Man's Wedding a few months later, as requestr by the groom and bride)... but anyways, that's now history... and I doubt Psicon will be back with the PXW(mostly because I doubt the PXW will be back, hahaha), but I would love to see him back so I could confront him face to face on this! Yah I know it was he who left a message insulting my Greek Gods on my AIM thing... yes I know it was YOU!!! Now bring it to the yard bruddah!
Psycho Ruff-Psycho Ruff, another original Cool Paccer! Always Cool Pac for life! He was always struttin' around with his ripped physique and big biceps, starting as a true beginner, but evolving into a much better wrestler as the years went by... I'll never forget kicking him in the face with that spinning legdrop I gave him... I'm still sorry 'bout that, but he seemed not to care so much, so I guess I'm not sorry! Mwahaha! He went down to Florida last I knew, which seems to be where all of the retired wrestlers from these parts go... GZ, Jevon, Natas... now him... they're all in Florida... I could almost go down there and start a new Fed, consisting of old stars! But seriously, Psycho Ruff's rap music entrance always pissed me off, so good riddance!!! (Maybe that'll get him to come back up for more [crosses fingers])
Hunter- Hunter... wow, that was looong ago... I haven't seen him in the yard forever! He made a few shows near the beginning of the PXW, and was our "big-guy"! He didn't really have too much an arsenal of moves, so he depended on his size basically... and even gave me a run for my money in a one-on-one match... I almost bodyslammed him, but he was a bit too much! Anyways, I'da liked to see him develop more, but he just kinda faded away as time went on, while our mainstays kept coming... I have no idea where he's at now, but I can tell him one thing if he ever reads this...... Cardinals gonna whoop on Astros arses, yeeaahhh!!!!
The Janitor- The Janitor joined Splooge and Execution to give PXW it's 3rd Jobber... and he was unlike the other 2... no mask, didn't think he was great; he just had his broom that he swept the floor with, and had some obvious mental disabilities... he stumbled around in a very unique limping way, probably from all the hard work through the years at local high schools... Janitor doesn't bring too much to the ring, but he is easily upset, and when this happens, ya don't wanna get in his way, or he'll bring out the broom and finish you! Well not me... but if you're a loser, you may be finished... when him and Slooge were shirtless on the pool deck, and he pushed Splooge into the water and chased him with blow-up whales... that right there, was classic! Janitor's pretty dumb, but fun to watch, I hope to see more of him!
The Commissioner- the Commish of the PXW is quite an unfair b@$t@rd! I've never truly got along with him... he seems always to be telling me I can never hold the World Title again or something... but you know me, I'll always find a way! He wears stupid goggles and is really full of himself, and I'm sure if he's reading this, he already planning some revenge on me! But whatever, I've dealt with him before... maybe one-on-one in the yard is what it'll take? That's my new goal, to get a match with him! He's good buddy's with the dork Richard Head... they hang out all the time and I'd not be surprised if they were gay... I know Head is, that fruit! Anyways, lately, the Commish is suspiciously looking like he may be living a dual identity... with none other than.. Psykadelik?! I dunno, it's just my theory! You see... he always seems to favor Psyk and give him the breaks, the two are never seen at the same place or same time... and sometimes you find an article of Psyk's clothing on the Commish and vice versa! It's creepy, and I think something's going on!
Richard Head- Oh yay... I finally get to talk about Dick Head... the reporter I assigned to run this website of mine and speak "on my behalf" to you all... please do not ever interpret the news on my front page as coming from my mouth, because it is just garbage being spewed from Richard Head... yes, true, he has moved with me wherever I go and kind of followed, or shadowed my career... and no, I'm not gay... yes, he is I believe... but that's beside the point, I never hang out with him, he's always taging along, until I ditch him... he gets quite annoying and I wish he'd JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! Although he has covered the news of all the backyard federations, and interviewed stars from all of them, he has only truly appeared on Camera in the PXW, usually trying to interview someone backstage, followed by him getting his arse kicked! Always amusing.... always! I'm gonna try to get him on EWA cameras soon though, it'll happen! Like him or not, he is definitely essential to everything we do, backstage, on this website, and just geting things started, be it shows or rumors!
Robert Lane- Whereas Shortcakes was EWA's regular referee, Robert Lane was always PXW's in-your-face referee, who loved to get involved if at all possible! Yup, in the middle of a match, if he felt like it, he'd just start kicking your arse... and it influenced most all other guest refs who were in the PXW when he wasn't available... PXW's referree'ing is probably the most unorthodox I've ever seen, and it's all because of this "Mills Lane" talk-a-like named Robert! Yep, he must be related to Mills... must be! I always liked him though, and we haven't seen him so much in the last few shows... hopefully that doesn't mean that he's hung up the pinstripe shirt... cuz he's one of my favs! Whenever he reffed one of your matches, you knew you made it to the big-time! Haha, just kiddin', but it was cool!
Mr. Regular Everyday Man- although he missed the Classic Golden Era of the PXW, this guy is total PXW material! With a gimmick like this one, which is almost the lack of a gimmick, being that he's so normal that it makes you sick to your stomach... who could go wrong?! He really doesn't have much of an arsenal of moves, but that's because he's just a Regular Guy... not a Regular Wrestler, but a Regular Guy, got it? But that's all cool... will we see him again if the PXW makes a return someday, nobody knows, but I'm hoping for it!
The Blob- this is the one PXW Wrestler that never had an official match, and probably never will! Because after what he did, we banned him from wrestling in the PXW! One weekend when I was away at college, the guys planned a show, and during the excitement, this fat shirtless guy comes running out... the Blob... he grabs and reaches for anyone within arms-length... everyone's squirming and dodging... finally he gets his hands on none other than Psicon! And as told under Psicon's entry, the Blob delivers the sickest Powerbomb of all-time, landing Psicon straight down on his neck, taking him out of commission for a good while! After seeing that footage, I decided that the Blob was no more in the PXW... we couldn't have someone so dangerous as that running around and killing our guys! So uh... that's that! Rumor has it that he is Hunter's brother... truth or fiction?
Psycho-Thug- This dude made one appearance, as Psycometer's tag team partner, wearing a ski-mask identical to Psycometer's! It looked like a good Tag Team, but Psykadelik and Lumberjack ended up taking the win I believe, and Psycho-Thug never showed his masked-face again since... I doubt he will again... pity...
Putty Man- although only starting in the PXW with one show, he soon made his move to the bigger EWA, whereafter this dude from Dover, Delaware soon lost a retirement match seemingly ending his career early... but he wrote up his own "official document" stating that he was the new Commisioner of the EWA, which for some reason, although none of us believed it, we accepted it... the fact that his power came from within his hat, and when it was not on his head, he was as weak as a quadrapeligic child; was very interesting indeed! When the hat was back on, it was Putty Time! Hilarious! And he rambled often about nonsensical things, usually repeating the word "Putty" often... and the Hell of a time he gave Wolfman X while he was Commish will never be forgotten! But soon he put himself in a 2nd retirement match, this time for his Commissionership(like an idiot), and again lost! What will become of him next, if anything? He's ok, but I can live without him...
Blonde Devil Girl- PXW's only ever female wrestler... blonde indeed, with a Devil Mask on... I hope it's not her face! Anyways, she is Psykadelik's wife it has been confirmed... I attended the wedding! She has done camera for our wrestling many a time, with much less whining than Shortcakes ever did! I dunno if she plans on fighting again or not, but the one match she had will always stick in our minds haha... she was awkward, but didn't stand around like an idiot, like most girls put into that situation...
Snake- Snake, rumored to be Blonde Devil Girl's little bro had one PXW Match... this paintball masker was definitely a beginner, needing much improvement, but I've heard he's grown at least a foot since then, so maybe if he returns someday, he will show us something new?!
Big Buddha- Big Buddha only wrestled one short match against Mr. Splooge, destroying him with his giant belly! Much beer has gone into his making, I assure you! But his reffing and commentary skills also show much promise, I hope to see him back again if the PXW ever returns! He's such a jolly fellow! ANd I believe he's the oldest dude to ever grace the PXW ring, not that 30 is old... there are older EWA'ers for sure, but for PXW, this guys the one!
Melissa- the one-time valet of Psycho Ruff was once his long-time gal, but that ended soon thereafter, and a lot of the PXW'ers don't like her too much anyways... personally, she was always cool with me, but whatever...
?????? ("Mysterious Thug Dude")- Ok I dunno the actual name of this guy, but some ghetto dressed thug ran out after a PXW match once, attacking Psycho Ruff and claiming to be his brother or something blah blah blah! I dunno what the issue was, but he had issues... haven't heard from him since!
BTVW
Ponch the Wonder Panda- When I moved away for College from home, I expected to wrestling to be basically over until the next summer, when the EWA'd start up again... little did I know of the chaos that would soon ensue in what I have dubbed the BTVW... I was mindfully eating dinner in the dining hall one day when this guy with a head-cam comes up and asks me if I do anything special, and if I could show it for his Campus Television station, BTV... I said, "I wrestle..." The challenge was on! He took off his head cam, let someone else film, and challenged me right then and there in the Dining Hall in front of everyone eating that night... of course, being Psycohol, I had to accept! He went by the name of Ponch the Wonder Panda, whatever that was supposed to mean... I won that battle, due to my experience, but only weeks later I showed up down at the TV Studio and battled Ponch once more.. this time he won somehow! Through the next few weeks, and what would be the rest of the school year, myself and Ponch had a series of Studio Brawls, using all and any equipment available as weapons! Our record against each other came out completely even, with him taking the last match, where he won his freedom from the University, and got to leave! I have not seen him since that day, and although we were bitter rivals at the time, having made each other bleed and anything else you can imagine, I really miss him, and wish I could fight him once again! I don't know where in this big world he's at, but I hope someday in the future, our paths will cross again, wrestling or not... I miss ya Ponch!
Pitbull- Pitbull was BTV's local wrestler guy... the Seth and Jeremy Show was the campus' most popular call-in show, and Pitbull was a regular guest, who used to berate and insult the callers... I was jealous of the airtime he was getting and credibility as a legit wrestler, so I made a few silly "challenge" skits to him, and he accepted! In our epic Studio Brawl, aired on the Seth and Jeremy Show, Pitbull pretended not to show up, and attacked from behind me like the coward he is! Although he has Pro-Wrestling experience, and his arms are 3 times as big as my legs, he is still about 5 inches shorter than me! I had to show the people out there that I was BTV's legit wrestler, not this meathead, who claimed to have fought in all these Indy Feds, etc.... well in the end, he ended up putting me through a table, but ran away to the hospital before attempting a pinfall, because I had fractured his ankle during the match! Wuss! The match was legendary, but the end was tragic, no clear winner! And he was sidelined for months... funny thing is, next time I heard from him, my own ankle had been injured in an EWA-related incident, and Pitbull invited me to show up at some "RAW is Binghamton" Event, in a Lecture Hall... I was like ok, and showed up on my crutches... after throwing some friendly insults at Pitbull, he attacked me, beat me, and put me through another table!!! All with my foot casted up!!! The nerve!!! I haven't had my revenge yet!!! I had his number and invited him to several EWA Shows, where I planned to extract my revenge, but he always no-shows, or doesn't answer the phone the day of the show! He's obviously scared, everyone knows it! Someday Pitbull... someday I will get you for what you've done to me!!!!!!!
Red Dog- Also referring to himself as Ghetto @$$ for some reason... he was the gayest person I ever knew(who wasn't gay... maybe he was) he loved the Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears and all the Pop Crap that only little 13 year old girls were supposed to like in the late '90's... he liked the music seriously, not just cuz it was catchy, but because he loved it! I once joked about the Backstreet Boys, which basically everyone did, and he got all up in my face... my grill, about it! I was like... "....ok........" yah he was sad... anyways, after an unexpected sneak attack in a match between myself and Ponch, he comes out thinking he was the greatest thing since fried chicken, buthe was excessively lame in all the current pro-wrestlers he ripped off... the next week, I fought him to a draw, I really didn't wanna touch him, which is why I didn't finish him off, but luckily when the camera cut away due to lack of interest, we called it a draw and I got the hell outta there! In the following weeks he claimed to be the World Champion of his Dorm... when we found out is was World Champion in a wrestling video game battle with friends, we all shook our heads... anyways, it wasn't long before he got on everyone's nerves down at BTV and was soon kicked out and banned from the Studio... good riddance...
Black Pitbull- this dude was Seth n Jeremy's dark-skinned answer to Pitbull... although in truth they really didn't look too similar, I guess they both had moustaches, so there ya go... anyways, I met him a couple times, mostly while he was rf for the Psycohol/Pitbull match... he was a good guy, I wish he tried to wrestle, I'da liked to see what he could do... but that wasn't his game...
G-Spot- This guy was a stuck-up annoying pain in the arse, who kept coming in to co-host the Techinical Difficulties show every week... whenever we had matches him and his buddies would do annoying commentaries, and he even ran in attacking me and Ponch once I believe, but he ran away like a girl, before we could get up... he always called everyone goombas or boombas or something... he thought he was Italian maybe? Or something... I dunno, but I'm glad he soon left...
Jordan Fox- you may wonder who I'm talking about eh? Well Jordan I believe was the President of the University's Student Association(SA) or something like that, and was a guest on a show once, when I fought Ponch... after I beat Ponch, Jordan came out and attacked him... Ponch got up though and beat down the College's very own SA Prez on Live TV!!! It was crazy!!! Afterwards, Jordan vowed revenge, but unfortunately nothing ever came of it... but it was a funny moment no doubt!
Seth- Seth was one half of the hosts of Seth and Jeremy, obviously... he was the one who gave me my chance to make the challenge video to Pitbull and air on TV... after Pitbull put me through the Table, Seth was right there to help revive me... and also at the time he was working with the World Wrestling Federation, doing interviews for their website and magazines... I don't believe he's with them anymore, but it was pretty cool to wrestle under the direct supervision of a WWF employee! Seth had a good sense of humor and was always cool...
Jeremy- Jeremy was Seth's co-host, the tall gangly one... he announced my match with Pitbull with the true passion of a real pro-announcer... possibly the funnier and goofier of the two hosts, he was always great to watch on TV... I'm glad I got to work with him and atch him rip apart my videos I made and just laugh at them... he's the man!
The Grizzly- After that one crazy year of BTVW, following the final match between myself and Ponch, I took over the Seth and Jeremy's "On the Daily" show... there was no wrestling all year, all my old rivals had vanished! Near the end of my final year, my new co-host Jesse was gettin' on my nerves, and in my final show I challenged him to a match... one final BTVW match I hoped! A Ladder match! He went under the name the Grizzly... he had backyard wrestled before, so this one was gonna be good! And it was... as I wrestled in that cold dark studio, one last time, I thought of all the good matches and times I'd had there... and with all the emotion ruinning high, I took the victory, but he was a poor sport and attacked me after... he was an ok guy, but very very very Republican and pro-military and pro-Bush and all that, so he was also very annoying... but whatever... I beat him!
EWA 2000-Present
Napalm- Napalm, WMX's brotha from waaaay back when! Ah yeah, in recent visits, Napalm has been pretty cool and is actually a Black Belt and teacher in his own form a Karate which is pretty damn cool! He's got a good sense of humor and is an interesting guy to get to know... like all of WMX's friends basically..... but back in EWA 2000 when I first and last saw him in the yard, he was a bad mofo! He mostly did camerawork for us, and shot little one-liner commentary spizzle here and there, but when he finally got involved, and attacked me, giving WMX his new custom-made bat, I found out the hard way that Napalm is the stiffest guy to work with in EWA History! With his martial arts background he don't hold back, and I remember feeling a good stiff hit from one of his massive limbs! Luckily I avoided him the rest of the time as he continued to hurt people like Splooge and Ninja... but he decided this wrestling thing wasn't for him, and quit before he really started, going back to his Karate... it's a good thing I think, or we'da had a lot more broken bones over the years!
Sophie- For Ground Zero's final wrestling stint, he brought his Scandinavian girlfriend in for his valet! Or was it his wife... I think it was... I dunno if their still officially married or not, but I know she's back in Europe and he's in Florida... anyways, this blond beauty only made those one or two shows in this era and was definitely a cool lass! European babes are always kickarse!
Scottito- At the beginning of the EWA4, Scottito made one appearance... one lame appearance, defeating the Ninja and Splooge in a 3-way match... I never got to fight him or nothing, but it was no big loss, wrestling skill is one thing he didn't have... no idea what's happened to him since...
El Phantasmo- Funny story here... El Phantasmo came in for one show with his brother Kamilian, and attacks me with a chair, before WMX grabbed him, followed by Kammy attacking WMX to protect his little bro, followed by WMX shoot-punching the hell outta Kammy... oh good times, but now the funny part... whereas that was the only tiny glimpse the EWA ever saw of El Phantasmo, and all that spite I had built up for that unanswered chair shot he gave me, years later I find out that the one of my cousin's best friends who lived down the street and I had played hide n seek with and had countless other fun times with was none other than Phantasmo himself, and I never realized it!!! When I was finally informed that was him, I was like NO WAY! Well, I won't hold a grudge, even if he hit me with a chair, even if he is Kamilian's brother... he's pretty cool, I'd like to see him in the yard again though!
Kayla- Wolfman X's little cousin Kayla wrestled the Ninja with WMX's sister(now Cool Jenn) by her side... they easily beat Ninja of course... and I know Kayla, she's cool...
Cool Jenn- Back in the day, when she fought against Jobbers like the Ninja or whoever, or just appeared on camera, I always reffered to her as just Wolfman X's sister, but now she has become known as Cool Jenn more recently! WMX's only real-life sister has basically taken over Shortcakes' role as the new Referee when she's in attendance, and dons the leather jacket and sunglasses like her big bro! She's got lots to learn, and often runs off crying or whining, but hey, Shortcakes did that too, so Jenn's doing pretty good! I also think she likes me, but she's a bit too young ya know... and she's Wolfman's sister, agghh! WMX sucks!!!
The Sandman- Whereas Natas was originally the Sandman in the NWF days, this rip-off who coincidentally looked exactly like Natas came in the Renegade shows, claiming to be the original Sandman! I mean, could they be long-lost twins, or maybe multiple personalities, or Natas playing a joke? Well the fact that Sandman had a pretty bad losing record tells me I doubt it to be Natas... he wouldn't let that happen... I'm really not going to get into the matter, cuz I don't wanna stir any trouble, but being that this guy was a Natas-look-a-like and ttal ripoff of ECW's Sandman(except using soda cans instead of beer), he was pretty frickin' hilarious... he formed the Old Breed with Bizarro-Chainz to counter Natas and Drake's New Breed... and the most memorable Sandman fact, was that during his opening "return" speech, a white dog named Sally came running up from behind him and took a piss on the lawn... ever since that day, he was cursed to lose every match on any show that the dog showed up at! The dog made like 3 shows, Sandman lost at them all, hahaha!
Chainz- Alright, just as with the Sandman, Chainz came in claiming to be Chainz from EWA1, although we all know that was actually Drakon... another rip-off, who looked exactly like Drakon this time! Twin, schitzo, joke... I don't know, but he looked exactly like the man! His arsenal was very limited and his win-loss record lower than Sandman's... the two were quite comical together but sucked it hard! Both have disappeared long ago, where they went, nobody knows......
Mr. Pumpkinhead- This masked demon with a pumpkin face was just another EWA Renegade Shows flunky to throw around basically... he always had his diabolical schemes to cause some havoc here and there, and with his partner in crime, Mr. Skullface, the Halloweenies were quite a spectacle to behold... a quite unimpressive one, but amusing... disappeared after the WWF folded... I miss him...
Mr. Skullface- Skullface was Pumpkinhead's cohort, and had a really heavy Russian accent... he always talked about nonsensical Russian things like submarines and crap... he was definitely fun to watch, he sucked, but like Splooge, the personality made up for it! I wish I knew where he went, he still owes me $5!
Rebecca- Ok, I dunno if she made any camera appearances at all, mostly because she was our camera-person for pretty much all the Renegade Shows... she was dating Natas for a time, and seemed decently cool back then, but after she cheated on Natas with some nobody-cares-who, she was banished from the EWA for life, as well as all our lives, and she cut all contact with everyone here, so uh... I guess that shows how much she cared... but that's no hair off my arse
Baby Nathan- Rebecca's baby who attended many EWA Renegade Shows, and actually pinned Splooge somehow during one of them to become the youngest EWA wrestler ever, although he knew not what he was doing! I wonder how old he is now... he's definitely no longer a baby...
Pete the Boot- Pete, one of my College Roommates, came up for one show to help ref, and even get in a small scuffle with Sandman I believe, shoving him down! Pete was a big guy, and I thought he'da been awesome as a wrestler, but he never made it up for any more shows...
The Murderizer- My other College Roommate, Duffy, took on the name of the Murderizer for the same show Pete came up... Murderizer also reffed a match or two, but not much else... I wish he wrestled too though, cuz he is hardcore as hell!!! Maybe someday I'll drag him out to wrestle if I find him again...
Walmart Joe- when the "new & improved" EWA began having all it's little skits in Oneonta back in the day, Walmart Joe was one of the first characters introduced, and had a smiley-face mask and a Walmart uniform on! He also seemed to worship me, Psycohol! I didn't know thhe guy, but I already liked him! He won the IC Title in his first show, but shortly after, quit entirely after dislocating his thumb on a Death Valley Driver he was giving Execution! Sucks, he had awesome potential and he idolized me... I was sad to see him vanish from the face of the Earth!
The Disruptor- the only Superstar to graduate from EWA's New Generation and stick with the EWA for years since(Suicide doesn't count, he's not a Superstar)... Dis has been a thorn in WMX's side since day one... I've had a few quarrels with him myself, but none like theirs... he is probably the EWA Star who has the most times said he would be at a show, and finds some excuse not to make it... for example, his same Grandmother has 'died' like 2 or 3 times as an excuse not to come, as well as angry parents, crashed cars and accidents, and numerous other excuses... on my whole trip home from Hawaii, he came up for an excuse each show and missed me completely... so I dunno, he claims to wanna be a real Pro Wrestler, and when he is around, puts some good effort in, as EWA's most-improved... but he still shows much lack of dedication... maybe someday... he was once my virgin counterpart and we could relate, but somehow he found love, I believe it was through dedic... nope, desperation, yes... and well, we are no longer in the same club... pity. I am the only one left...
Fenix- Fenix was AWESOME! No, as a wrestler, he was ok... a bit stiff and awkward, but ok..... but when I say AWESOME, I mean, his gimmick was basically based on Street Fighter II's Ryu! And as you all should know by now, SFII's like my all-time favorite fighting game! So when Fenix came out in the white Karate Gi, bare feet, red bandana and all, I had instant respect, being a geek myself... he did okay forhimself his only few shows, but I wish he coulda stuck around, I'da made him a star! Big star!!!
Jacob Cross- this guy, smaller than me even, claimed to have gone to wrestling school and all, and almost didn't wanna fight us, because our backyard style might have been too rough for him... but he nutted up and attacked me throughout the one show he ever showed up at... indeed I was impressed by his arsenal... with him giving me moves that I usually give to the bigger superstars was definitely a role-reversal, but very interesting... the little jerk got on my nerves, trying to screw up all my matches, but he couldn't make me lose my title in the end... ha ha ha! Good wrestler, wish we coulda seen more of him... we tried to get him back, but it never worked out...
Suicide- Apparently Ninja's long-lost cousin Suicide showed up around this 'New Generation' period of the EWA, and has stuck around occasionally ever since... he is a bigger loser than Ninja, and a more annoying high-squeaky voice... a funny fact is that now as I write this, every single match that Suicide has ever won in his career, Mr. Splooge was one of his opponents in it... coincidence, I think not? I guess we got our 2 lowest ranked EWA Wrestlers officially placed... well I guess 2nd to last isn't the worst...
Manager Bob- This Walmart manager was out to get Walmart Joe! The feud began in Walmart, and it was to end in the EWA! I guess at this point, with these two as well as WMX and most all of the EWA, except me Psycohol, were all working at Walmart at the time, which is why I once dubbed it the Extreme Walmart Association.... but anyways, Manager Bob had an Evil face painted on to counteract Joe's Happyface... Bob, didn't really do much, only made one or two shows, haven't heard from him since...
White Devil- White Devil was the epitomy of drunkedness! A drunken Irishman to the core, Irish or not... he stumbled into the yard with a bottle of hard liquor, but he put on a good show... he seemed to know what he was doing... after 2 shows though, he found a band or something and wwas outta there, never to return! I dunno what to think, I'm against drunks and drinking, but he was pretty damn entertaining... shame that he disappeared like the rest of these guys from this era...
Sarah- Oh Zeus, do I hafta talk about her?!Originally Scottito's girlfriend from a ways back, before he hit prison, she came back to fight Shortcakes in a laughing pillowfight, in probably what was EWA's worst match ever... and that's her on-camera EWA career... off-camera however, he we go... WMX tried to hook me up with her... blind date... never do that again! Well we agreed to 'go out' after meeting that night, on my part, because I didn't really have any experience with female humans, so I decided I'd try... but it didn't work out, I never really felt like going to see her, we were awkward around each other, it was not to be... so after we break up and all, she tells me to grow up, after I told her never to say that, because it was a fact that I would never grow up... so when she said that, i refused to talk to her for like a year, and beyond the year we never really talked much anyways... I heard she's slept with many guys before and since me, so I'm glad I did not end up one of her many! Yah Virgin4Life!!! She barely deserves to be mentioned on my page, but hey, there it is...
Max Delirium- the man with 3 personalities... at least, but since he kept them seperate for so long, without us knowing, I am going to cover each one seperately here... so personality #1 of this schitzo, Max Delirium! He never talked! Not one single word! He was a mute! That's why we never put 2 and 2 together between him and General... Max was the silent madman from the famed Arkham Asylum, which also housed such mastermind criminals as the Joker, Penguin, Scarecrow, Riddler, and all the rest of them... Max was the 1st real competition that came into the EWA, who presented a high-flying aerial style to match my own! He was doing many similar moves to my own, and new ones too! He would have to be dealt with... or would he? I thought it might be better to team up with him and combine our powers against WMX and the rest of the EWA! So we had a rocky-ish start, but soon formed Psycho-Dementia along with Vincent Demented and went on a tear! Then of course I dumped them to go back to the DOE again... I'm never into staying in one place too long... but overall, Max is a good guy, and the biggest regret I have, is that I have never faced him in a one-on-one matchup! Crazy huh? Maybe someday...
General Incoherence- but I did fight General Incoherence one-on-one, so I guess that sorta counts? General was his split personality the whole damn time, and we never put it together... cuz General was so loud and obnoxous! A Wigga' White Boy who thought he was black, wearing a Ski Mask and Camo clothes! Max was so quiet and into more metal music... I hated General with a passion! I hate white boy rap-wannabees! He came out to an Eminem song, who I loathe more than anyone else on this planet! And he knew it! He relished in the fact that I could not stand his theme song! I wanted to destroy General! He was definitely a talent... I mean, he was Max Delirium... and they had similar kicks... but he changed the move scheme up a bit... the day he fought himself, and was unmasked as Max/General was classic! Overall, General was definitely the personality that had more character, and may be remembered more, but man how I hate him!
Madd E. Rational- Madd was Max's 3rd and Final personality, at least that we have seen on camera..... he came much later than the other too... he came in as the acting Commissioner of the EAW, Vince Demented's new Federation... he totally denied being General or Maxx, not knowing what we were talking about, although it was quite obvious who he was... he was easy-going, laid back, made jokes... a much more normal guy, but he enforced the laws... but unfortunately the EAW only had afew shows, and we didn't see enough of this side of him... but maybe someday Madd..... or General.... or Max.... will return?
Vincent Demented- Another Arkham Asylum inmate, and long-time friend and co-hort of Max Delirium! Vince entered the EWA shortly after Max did, and was a bigger man... although his offensive arsenal lacked at the beginning, he definitely improved over time, and hell, he frickin' beat me in our first encounter, after Psycho-Dementia split! Sure, I was tired as hell from like 2 matches in a row before that, but that's beside the point... I took revenge, defeating him later in the show... he tried disbanding from the EWA at one point, with his own federation, the EAW, and basically called the EWA a stepping stone, like it was nothing... and that pissed me and WMX off, but all we could do was laugh when the EAW folded before it started, like so many others before... but Vince is a decent wrestler, I'm not sure if he's retired or will return someday, or join the military like he hinted at once.... but all I do know is I wanna beat his arse again and show him who's the true king of dementia!
187- basically an all-black wearing version of Suicide, but slightly more evil in his intentions... I destroyed him in his only singles match... he was in another like Handicap Match or something, then he was killed by Wolfman X at the next show or something... I don't totally remember, nor do I really care... he was a 'Grade A' loser!
Heroin- Heroin was a gal who claimed she was ready to wrestle with the guys... to take all the bumps, to fall off rooves, to be a hardcore goddess! But when she got out there, she was just like any other girl... giggling and awkward... the hype definitely was not matched... she's cool no doubt, and beat a couple jobbers I think, but uh... yeah, she was not the ultimate female Superstar that the EWA has been searching for! But she did sleep with at least 3 EWA Superstars on Wolfman X's couch during her short stint there! She tried to get me, but Psycohol is no manslut, I'm saving myself.... saving myself for who or what, I do not know! My only lady is a girl named Virginity, oh yah!
Santos- claiming to be none other than the legendary Mexican Wrestler Santos, although the mask is slightly different, this man is by far the oldest Superstar to ever grace an EWA yard! He must be somewhere in his 50's, his glory days well behind him... I mean from a legend in the mexican Wrestling Leagues to the EWA... not to bash the EWA, but that's sort of a fall from grace! But to get a 'real' Wrestling Legend such as this in our puny Federation was very cool! Sure, he only took on and beat down losers like the Ninja and Mr. Splooge, but his boasting and muscle flexing led to nothing but hilariously good times! I doubt I'll ever face him, but I have been in a few home-monster movies with him, so I already feel blessed! Beware the dreaded Full Nelson!
Keven James- he originally came in as Redneck Willy, where he was a total dead-weight stone-drunk... he couldn't fight, he could barely even show pain, he just stumbled and fell... but as soon as he stopped drinking, and went by his real name Keven James, and exploited his amateur wrestling skills, he instantly got better! He went on an undefeated tear through the few EAW shows he was in, and has somehow turned his career around completely! I still think he's got a lot to learn, and isn't nearly as good as a lot of EWA's top Superstars, but his ever-improving win-loss record tells different! Could I be overlooking some hidden talent?!
Dr. Evil- Dr. Evil is Keven James' evil Twin Brother! He's a mad scientist of sorts, who has brought many monsters and creatures to life, to haunt the EWA, especially focused on WMX and myself! He created the original and 2nd Gorilla, Frankenstein and the Wolfman, and Boris Chaney Lugosi... every time we kill one of his creations (and we always do), he gets angrier and makes another to take revenge! It's pretty funny actually.... as a matter of fact, he has hopped sides between me and WMX too... he was in Wolfman's DOX for awhile, before I bribed him to join Psycho-Dementia... of course when me and WMX reformed the DOE, we had to kick his ass... anyways, when the EAW came around, he changed his name to Black Knight for some unknown reason, but was basically the same guy... although he is a brother to K. James, they rarely have anything to do with each other, and Evil's career hasn't yet taken off to the level of his bro's... are any more monsteriffic creations in his future???
Psychotron- this escape convict, wearing a paintball mask and black and orange is a madman! He's decently big, and never talks! His feelings he expresses through violence! Although he loses most all of the time, he definitely has a lot of untapped potential... and he probably caused the scariest moment of my entire career! Mid-match during a PXW-rules match(anything goes, anywhere), Psychotron pulled out a freaking gun and was about to fire, before I got lucky and knocked it out of his hands!!! Holy S#!t!!! He is INSANE!!! We're just wrestling, having fun, and he pulls out a freakin' gun?! I'll tell you this... I'm gonna think twice about ever signing the contract to have a match with him again! I don't trust the madman! He should be banned from the EWA in fact!
The Gorilla II- remember how the 1st Gorilla was killed after I stomped through it's f*&%ing brain from a 15 foot drop? Yah, well apparently the Gorilla was Dr. Evil's 1st creation, and he had come to the EWA to extract revenge on me and WMX for it! One of his instruments of revenge was the Gorilla v. 2! This one was not lethargic and lazy like the other, this one had all the hopping around monkey-like features you'd expect in a Gorilla, and was a quite formidable and unorthodox opponent at first... soon the 2nd Gorilla fell into a rut of Jobber-dom and was basically a pushover for anyone who wanted to move to the next level! I feel bad for the poor beast, forced into a violent world such as the EWA... and I feel even worse now, knowing that Wolfman X indeed killed this one too, electrocuting it to death in a Death Match! Gorilla III anyone......?
Teddy Girl- the 12 year old daughter of Keven James made her debut along with her brother(soon to be XXX), as big fans of my Doctors of Extreme! They made signs for us and everything, but unfortunately, me and WMX were at the time on a vicious path of destruction, taking out anyone and everyone from girls to children, without a care! So yeah, WMX and myself basically beat her and her bro down in a most dispicable act of violence! It was fun... she returned several times though, to take on Losers such as the Ninja and Mr. Splooge, and winning most all of those battles! Soon she became a referee for the EWA and sideliner, but always a big fan... and even though I beat her down, and even fought her in a Rumble later too, she's cool!
XXX- Teddy Girl's brother, Keven James' son... he was possibly the most annoying person to ever grace the EWA, after Kamilian of course... he was always running around trying to interfere in matches, and fight me after the shows, but he had some problems I won't mention... it wasn't his fault...... but I knew if he was to show up, I didn't know what to expect... we gave the little pipsqueak a good beatdown in his first appearance, and he didn't actually have a match for awhile... when he showed up in the one Rumble, he kept trying to come back in as a new identity, but we weren't fooled... maybe when he grows up, he'll be back to haunt the EWA again? I hope not!
Lizzi M'Gizzi- Lizzi M'Gizzi is my absolute favorite! When me and Shortcakes did that little scheme, pretending to be together to piss off WMX, we claimed Lizzi to be our true daughter that we'd been hiding for years! It was classic, WMX was PISSED!!! Obviously it was all fake, and she's really another one of Keven James' many kids, but she will ALWAYS be my daughter, no matter what anyone else says! Lizzi clung to me on the sidelines, as all the other matches were going on... I stole stuff from her and ran out on camera so everyone could watch the chase... she got in trouble many times from her real mom, while bugging me, but I was never really bugged.... she's the coolest kid ever! When I moved out to Hawaii, I definitely missed her, I hope one day to see her again, and hope she hasn't grown too big, or transformed into some young 'teen' with an attitude, cuz I always liked the Care Bearin', pullin' hair'n, run-aroundin', always houndin' Lizzi Frickin' M'Gizzi! And I officialy gave her that name too at her 1st EWA Show, and she uses it to this day, so I'm glad to have done that =)
Baby Austin- Keven James' littlest boy Austin became the 2nd baby to defeat Mr. Splooge in the EWA! He hasn't done much but cry in the background or whatever since, and I remember actually being his hero, and him saying "Psycohol" in his baby-way many a time... and he's gettin' bigger, will he show up again, now as Toddler Austin? Sidenote: WMX's 1st son is now also named Austin! Does the future hold an Austin vs. Austin battle?! Gee, I hope so!
Maggi- Keven James' wife, mother to Lizzi, Teddy, XXX, Austin, and another named Courteny, she's a busy-@$$ mommy! Yeah she's real cool, and doesn't mind letting Lizzi M'Gizzi loose on me for a few hours if I'm around..... but this isn't about that, this is about her EWA career...... what EWA career? Did she have one, besides being behind the camera and trying to control the kids while we wrestled all the time? Well, in fact she teamed up with Shortcakes once to beat down Mr. Splooge, so she does have some camera-time... but very little... she's coo though!
Kitty Valentine- for a female wrestler, Kitty was probably EWA's premiere! She had an attitude, she took no $#!t, and she actually dished out the moves, unlike many females before her, who just cowered or giggled their way through matches! I gotta respect her yard-skills, cuz even I had a decent match with her, where we both beat the heck out of each other, and there's no way that just any girl is gonna get any offense in on me... I'm not that generous, so she obviously had some skill! Otherwise, I kinda had a crush on her and all, but am pissed still that she took a loser like Mr. Execution over me dammit! Yeah, Ex is a cool guy, but he's such a square... I mean me and Kitty were in Psycho-Dementia together! I guess that meant nothing... I still envy Mr. Execution, and his little fling with her!
Evil Alice- Vince Demented's wife, Kitty Valentine's "Mom"... she was that Vampire-esque Bondage-looking Eye-Candy girl, who always looked forward to the shows mostly cuz she wanted to try on some new seductive outfit for the camera! Haha! She was never much of a wrestler like her "Daughter", more of just eye-candy, and being Vince's woman! They'd go out there and make out in front of us all, yay! But yah, she has actually been trying to seduce me, Psycohol into following her home... I'm flattered and all, and she's cool to chill with no doubt, but she ain't my style... not that I have a style... okay, maybe I do, and maybe it's a bit more innocent than the things she is about... I mean c'mon, she once took both Mr. Execution and Face backstage at the same time to do some dirty things... I don't even know what happened back there, and I try to keep my imagination locked up from those thoughts!
Vampire Brat- This gal, one of Alice's best friends, showed up at a few shows back in the day... her style was much the same, minus the skimpy suits, and she mostly did camera-work for us... but she did get to beat up Mr. Splooge once in her only match! She was cool...
Bloody Mary- Bloody Mary is yet another member of the long-line of Dementia's family! Vince is Daddy, Alice is Mommy, Kitty is Daddy's Girl, Max D. is Vince's Buddy/Uncle Max, Brat is Alice's friend, and Mary here is Alice's Sister! Her sister from Bolivia I believe! She only showed up once at the EAW's 1st Show, on a visit to New York from wherever she was currently living... she was really cool, and liked some of the punk bands I liked, I remember, so we'd definitely get along... she was basically just like her sister, but brunette instead of blonde... eye-candy, yes... Mr. Splooge got a metal sign to the head from this seductress! Too bad she lives so far away, she'd be a good permanent addition to the EWA!
Frankenstein- what a shock and surprise it was to actually be attacked by one of my all-time favorite Movie Monsters, Frankenstein! I loved all his movies from back in Universal's heyday of the 1930's and 40's, and to have him come back as a Dr. Evil creation just to attack and destroy me, was an honor and a privaledge! I beat him in a Death Match, but of course he came back to life, as if the entire shed I crushed him with wasn't enough... but he was sadly shot in the head by Wolfman X and his rifle, later... it had to be done, he needed to be stopped! But I wouldn't count him dead yet, Frankenstein never dies!
The Wolfman- Nope, not Wolfman X... the Wolfman, just like Frankenstein, from the Universal Movies of the 1940's! His target however was EWA's-own "Wolfman", WMX! Whereas I was Frankenstein's target, Dr. Evil sent the Wolfman after WMX, in a cruel joke, since Wolfman X actually stole the Wolfman's name! The Wolfman didn't pack the wallop in his fists like Frankenstein, but that rabid animality was his strength! Those two even held the EWA Tag Titles briefly! I think WMX killed him, like I did with Frank, but the Wolfman came back too... he was then shot in the chest with a silver bullet I believe, at the same time Frank was shot... so yeah, I feel really bad, cuz I idolize these two, but like I said before, it had to be done, and also... don't count those two dead, ever!
Revan Wilder- a Legend from a New York City Backyard Wrestling Federation found me through my website and e-mailed me that he was moving upstate! We got together, along with his pal Lil' Psycho, and brought them into the EWA! Revan had a flashy suit, Mexican-style I think, and had some decent moves we'd never seen before, but he was used to wrestling on matresses, so our on-the-ground-style might have been a little much for him... he lasted only 2 shows before moving away! I never got to fight him... pity!
Lil' Psycho- Revan was picked on some by the EWA veteran's, but Lil' Psycho took the brunt of it! I mean, we usually give all new guys their respect and try to get them over and be friendly, and the fact that this was not the case, was not due to him or Revan already being established legends in another Fed downstate, that would actually only increase our respect for him in a perfect world... but the fact is, Lil' Psycho came in, not respecting us... that's where he faltered... he figured since he was from the big city and had his videos up on the internet, and did crazier moves (only because you can do crazy-neck-breaking moves when landing on soft matresses with ease,whereas landing on solid ground is a little restricting), he figured all this made his guys better... I won't make any judgements on that, but it was very annoying listening to him openly gloat and brag and put us down to our faces, not on-camera, but off-too.... he also came in, thinking he was gonna take over, that the EWA was gonna be a little side-Federation to his new thing... we didn't like this at all... his first show, WMX and Drixon tossed him all over the yard, showing him how no matresses feels... I felt for him, because I don't wanna see him get hurt, no matter how conceited he is... the next show, we went to the "future-venue" of his new Federation, his barn! Like a real arena, and with a bunch of matresses set up! Like 2 or 3 in the middle of the barn! It was an awkward show, where we all just hung around the matresses, with no natural flow to the matches, just "hugging the matresses" the whole time! I had a decent match with him, his best since arriving, and I beat him, proving that us Upstaters were a force to be reckoned with... and I'm glad I got the match, cuz he never came back after that show! So obviously his Federation never got off the ground, like many others before it... I think he went and joined the military somewhere and who knows where he's at now... I don't dislike Psycho(other than that he stole my name kinda), he was okay, it's just that he was on a different mindset, and had no clue as to how rude he was coming off... he hadn't opened his mind up yet to the world around him... hopefully he will someday, and I'd like to fight him again!
88- this drunk Irishman with a bandana over his face was a strange one... apparently he couldn't show any offense, except a limit of 3 moves, until a song of whoever's choice(which was started at the beginning of the match), had finished... then he could fight... I don't understand the point in this really, or what the story was... I just know it was quite lame, and I think the last time we saw him was getting his hand maimed by General Incoherence, and maybe stumbling around drunk a show or 2 later... 88 will never be an impact player! Never!!!
Fro-Fighter- This guy, I'm actually quite proud of, because he is maybe the only wrestler who was handpicked by myself out of my non-EWA friends and bring him into the EWA, not knowing anyone else there... he was actually living with my cousins at the time, and I'd always had fun going over there and playing with them all, including Fro! But he always had this edge of danger and athleticism to him, and I knew he'd like this... so I brought him along, and although he got be up on a bit in his short stay in the EWA, he really enjoyed himself... I even got to fight him a bit in one match... he will always be remembered for his giant red afro, and for when he ditched out of the show after watching me and Wolfman X fall off a roof, ditching us there to die! I believe he's preparing to be a young family man, getting married and all soon... too bad, he had much potential! He took beatings with the best of em...
Salon Boy- originally dubbed one of Michael Jackson's slave-boys from the Neverland Ranch, Salon tried to do nothing but space himself from that image after the 1st show... I know he always looked up to me, as many others did, such as Walmart Joe and Kitty V., etc... but he was getting to be a pain in my arse if I remember correctly... he hasn't been seen in quite awhile though, so I could really care less... he did have quite an arsenal of moves for a beginner though, I will give him that...
Amanda- Salon Boy's girlfriend at the time, also Maggi's cousin! She had a brief run-in with pervert Face or something, I don't remember or really care... I think she had something going on with Wolfman X after breaking up with Salon Boy, but those are just rumors... I don't know if I ever even talked to her... there was never really any reason...
Cousin Cletus- the bucktooth redneck cousin of Keven James and Dr. Evil... I've only seen him once, and think he made one more appearance... but uh... I gots not much to say about this guy... all I gotta say is I don't like rednecks!
Boris Chaney Lugosi- a one-hit wonder who I personally got to face off against! His name implies that he's the best of all worlds, with three iconic movie-monster-actors' names in his name... but the fact is that he resembled none of them, and although similar to Frankenstein, didn't quite give me a hard time... yes, he was another Dr. Evil creation, but probably the lamest so far! AFter defeating him, he kept his word, and disappeared, *poof* into midair, never to return apparently... I like it!
Mishieru- a female version of Mr. Splooge!!! Could it get any better?! She has a high-pitch squealy voice, a big chest, a purple and black Splooge-like mask, and seems out to hound her brother about his Kung Fu skills, saying that he should stay a Ninja... she seems to be slightly less a loser than him, but the family resemblence remains... she cannot escape the idiocy handed out in her genepool... she entertains me though, and I fought her once, proving who the superior martial artist truly is... ME!
Sancho "The All Powerful"- yet another ripoff of the Ninja... no he was not related, nor wore a ninja mask like Suicide or 187... he had a bandana or something like that, and for some reason he thought and claimed to be the all-powerful one... which he obviously was NOT! He didn't really last long, basically through the short EAW period... I'd like to see him again, cuz he was purty funny, but otherwise, I really don't think I'll lose sleep over it...
Bobbi X 666- she was Wolfman X's replacement girl for Shortcakes for a little while... after he moved back to NY from his month-long stint in Florida, he somehow picked up this decent looking girl and did all kinds of crazy stuff with her, making me insanely jealous as usual, since I was a mid-20's virgin still..... but when I found out she was a Psycho, I dropped any envy I had... she came out with him for a couple shows, looking like she might be a permanent fixture in the EWA, but apparently she was a crazy psycho broad who ended up stealing a lot of his CD's and stuff, and there were threats or knives or something, I dunno...she was a little too Extreme for Wolfman X???
Butterfly Prodigy- Okay, so I wasn't there, so I have no say, but I've seen the video... a much bubblier version of Kitty Valentine comes out and WMX asks her about her new look... she says she knows of no Kitty Valentine, and that she is the Butterfly Prodigy... she continues denying it, even though she looks exactly alike... could they be twins seperated at birth? Could they just coincidentally look almost exactly alike, like Sandman and Natas? Or could Kitty Valentine be a schitzo like her friend Max Delirium, and have Butterfly as her 2nd personality? I have no idea, but I suspect the schitzo one... she's nuts! Maybe I'll meet her someday?
Beth- she used to be the quiet little girl who had a crush on Fenix, back when the EWA originally moved to Oneonta... but she never made it on camera... her crush on Fenix lasted years from what I hear, but soon she made a slight return, doing camera for us a few shows, and then being molested by Face, and even having a match with him! It was a pretty funny moment actually, the kiss.... oh, the kiss! Hahaha!!! He had his mask on still, but the passion was there! And you could see her go limp in lustful bliss... ah where did Beth ever end up? Hopefully we'll see her again someday........ unlikely though...
Psycohol's Mom-What?! My mom?! My Mom?! Why is she on here?! What does she hafta do with the EWA?! Oh yeah, that little trip to Canada where that b@$t@rd WMX kidnapped me from my nice visit to my mothers house! My mom got on camera, talking all sweet to me and giving me a hug goodbye, before WMX sneak attacked me! Oh yeah, so about my mom... Glad she had an EWA moment, and...... Love her =)
X-Loco- X-Loco was one of the biggest guys I ever seen! Definitely the biggest guy I ever fought! Bigger than Drixon, and very close to Bumpkin. In our 1st match, he was the reigning World Champ, and I was returning from a long absence... and to tell the truth, I whoooped on that boy!!!!! Sure he cheated or something to beat me a few weeks later by being so damn heavy I couldn't lift my damn shoulders, but I showed him how a legend does it!!!! He don't talk much, but you can tell he's a cocky sumvb**** who doesn't wanna lose to no one! That's why Psycohol will never like X-Loco!!! Anyways, since back then, the Big Man lost a lot of weight, but did not lose the Power! He is strong! And he also lost the X, now he's just Loco!
Gorebelly- another HUGE superstar, just about as big as Loco, but about half the talent... he gave me a go-round, but there's no stopping the immovable object(known as Psycohol!)... Gorebelly is another two-bit job-squad material, horror-wannabee creation who looks pretty good next to the Ninja or Putty Man, but put him against a Natas or Wolfman X, or ME, and he's garbage ready to be kicked aside!
Hack McNasty- I still haven't met him... he's X-Loco's Tag Team partner in the New Reich, one of the most dominant Tag Teams in EWA History! But thats only because there has been no New Breed and especially no Doctors of Extreme to face off with them! I hear he has decent skills, but I can't really make much judgemnent, except that he's a slacker who had missed a lot of shows after his initial run, leaving his friend Loco alone to fight off any potential enemies... what a friend! Conveniently, many of the shows he missed were 'Psycohol Return' shows, leading me to believe he's afraid of something that I know very well............. ME!
The Priest- the Aryan Gothic guy who comes out with a huge sword or something.... sorry this isn't the Middle Ages... this isn't some freaky leather-wearing bondage sex club you cloak wearing maniac... this is backyard wrestling!!! And I never got a chance to teach the guy a lesson the one time I saw him, but I don't really want to, cuz he did us all a favor! When he won a 3-way match involving Kamilian and some other loser, he broke Kammy's undefeated record in those types of matches, resulting in Kamilian's official resignation! I mean Kamilian could have easily stopped him from pinning the jobber(Ninja or Suicide, whats the difference?), but instead he decided to grab a chair and watch the pinfall... Kamilian got super mad and Quit the EWA forever! Thank You Priest, you are my hero!!!
Miami Red- I dunno, I've never met her, she was the new EWA Ref, replacing Cool Jen, but apparently she's already out, and I may never meet her..... pity..... nah, not really!
Snake-Eater- I don't know much anything about this guy, except that he came in as the new Commish, somehow beat WMX in the biggest upset ever, and then got his neck BROKEN the next time he saw the Wolfman! I was there, I heard it crack! OUCH! Oh... and I think he likes the D... it's in the name. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Malice & Pyro- I'm grouping these two together as they were a one-match tag team that lost to, you know it, the DOE! As I haven't seen them since, I can't really say I remember enough about them to say anything significant.
Baby Courtney, Little Nicholas, Little Lex (later the American)- a bunch more babies and little kids that beat up on those losers, Splooge, Ninja, and Suicide to add to the long list. No need for their own paragraphs. I think they are like Maggi's and WMX's kids or something. =P
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