Vincent Demented
Vince seems to be the founder of the EAW, and the man who has been organizing and getting together all these guys for the shows since they started... but also he is one of the main talents on the roster, starting a heated feud with Keven James, and also somewhat of a feud with Psycohol... and Mr. Execution... and maybe Face soon too... wow, he don't like anybody it seems... anyways, although he's had a rocky start with several consecutive losses to Keven James, Vince will surely be a power to be reckoned with in the future!
Keven James
James began his EAW career with a loooong undefeated streak! Nobody, not even the veteran Psycohol went undefeated through the early days of the EAW! James has definitely leveled up his skills from the EWA, where he was only a midcarder at best, and has become an instant Main Eventer! His future is lookin' good!
Psycohol
The 6-Federation Man, or however many it's been, joins the EAW, although with WMX's return has chose to side with the EWA against the EAW... but he still does fight the EAW Matches, cuz he's a whore for fighting everywhere... Psyco is a force as he always has been, and I'd say he'd probably be EAW's biggest star in the coming era, but unfortunately Psycohol has plans to move... move far far away! This could be the end for the New York Backyard Wrestling Legend!
Wolfman X (not really an EAW member)
After leaving NY and taking the EWA with him to Florida, Wolfman X, returns after only one EAW Show, and brings the EWA into the EAW... making most every show a collaboratory EAW/EWA Show as long as he's around... so yah he's officially not a member of the EAW, but he will be at enearly every show I'm sure, with his own EWA matches blended among the EAW action, and as EWA Champ, he should be as dominant as ever!
General Incoherence
General Incoherence showed up at the third or so EAW Show, after having been towed away for being the same person as Max Delirium at EWA75... now he is back as general... and also Madd E. rational, the Commish... but from what we hear, Max, Madd, and General are actually all different people, just stuck in the same bady, oooohhhh!!!! Freaky! Either way, this gangsta rappin' whiteboy who thinks he's black is back and already kickin arse, with his contract stating that he must have 2 matches exactly every show, and he enters last in his matches... picky picky...
Mr. Execution
Mr. Execution, who's always had a certain ego of himself, brings it all with him to the EAW... he's had troubles with Vince mostly, due to the fact that he slept with Vince's wife back in EWA73, and doesn't stop bragging about it... Ex is just looking for a niche though, we hope he finds it!
Black Knight
Black Knight was formerly Dr. Evil in the EWA... he changed his name and locale(now Bombay), and he is a new man... well, not very new... mostly the same and all, but still... he's still on the dark side no doubt, and trying to rise up and maybe eventually dethrown his successful brother Keven James someday...
Disruptor
Disruptor, when he shows up is definitely one of the EAW's veteran guys, from all his time in the EWA... the only thing that hinders him from moving to the top of the ladder, is the fact that he only makes 1 out of every 3 or 4 shows on average... hopefully that will change... he has seemed to side with WMX's EWA though over the EAW when asked...
Face
Face, recently back from Florida after being ditched there by Wolfman X, is now in the EAW/EWA, and seems to be perverted as ever, going after Wolfman X's new girlfriend Bobbi X 666... so although he's been hangin' more on the EWA side of the fence, he's had some EAW matches, and will surely have more... he's not totally opposed to it like WMX...
Mr. Splooge
Mr. Splooge, as opposed to K. James' huge winning streak, has the biggest losing streak in the EAW, not having won a single match! When rankings had to be decided, Splooge seemed to always be the man(or woman or child) that they always threw the new guy against... and Splooge never fails to lose, he's definitely back in his glory days! But rumor has it, he is planned to move away with Psycohol, since the two have been roomates for years wherever they go(you didn't know that did you?)
The Ninja
The Ninja came back from Florida with Face, and since he never got to fight the real Natas down there, he still thinks he's Natas, mimmicking all of Natas' gestures, sayings and wrestling moves! He's even introduced as Natas when he enters and actually puts on good matches now, although he still tends to lose the majority of them... this case of amnesia and Natas personality is definitely a decent-sized chapter in his career, when will it end?!?!
Sancho "the All-Powerful"
Sancho "the All Powerful" he is dubbed, although he is a crying opposite of that! He is one of EAW's own, who was not bred in the EWA or anywhere else before this... Sancho is the real deal... a real load of crap! Like Splooge, and Suicide, and the old Ninja, Sancho thinks he's great, but just plain sucks... he couldn't wrestle his way out of a paper bag! With a bandana over his face, I can't fathom how he can see anything, but nonetheless, he goes out there and tries... and fails... and tries... and fails... and so on... maybe with some training he could truly be All Powerful!!! Doubtful...
Suicide
Suicide like in the EWA, sucks in the EAW... he really hasn't done too much yet but lose, and ummm, I can't really see the future changing much... EWA, EAW, wherever he is, Suicide's gonna lose, unless Splooge is in a match with him, then he's got the chance to win...
The Gorilla II
Dr. Evil's(Black Knight's) 2nd Gorilla creation survives from the EWA, where the original Gorilla could not! And Gorilla comes into the EAW with fury! Sure, it still loses much of the time, but you can't blame it... it doesn't even really know it's wrestling out there... it just does what it does... if it's shoulders are down, how is it supposed to know to kick out? Nobody asks these questions, but I will... anyways... the Gorilla is basically just a slave, a science project... basically a huge inhumanely treated poor beast, that these guys subject to violence, despite laws against this sort of thing... but don't worry, the Gorilla inflicts his own violence when motivated!
Putty Man
Although he still acts as EWA Commissioner, Putty Man is also an active EAW wrestler... not the greatest wrestler, but with the power of his magic hat, Putty Man conquers all! Unfortunately as we know, once the hat is knocked from his head or taken away he loses all that power, even the power to stand on his two feet just about! I don't know if Putty man will ever be a reknowned wrestler, but he will definitely be remembered for his humorous personality!
88
88 is a drunk b@$tard! All he seems to do is walk around and drink hard liquors... whatever happened to him after that beating he took from General Incoherence at EWA75, made him a changed man! There is no determination whatsoever... he no longer fights to the power of the music... 88 seems to be just a washed-up has-been! Hopefully he can find himself soon....
Cletus
Cletus looks very much like both Keven James and Black Knight... the main difference is Cletus has big ol' buckteeth! We questioned... could they have all been triplets, and not just twins?! No... apparently Cletus is their inbred backwoods cousin, who somehow found out that some wrasslin' was goin' on! He's the real "Redneck"... James ain't got nothin' on him! We haven't seen much of his wrestling skill yet, but maybe soon, his talent will explode all over everyone!!!
Madd E. Rational is the EAW's Commissioner and head referee! He is very loud and vocal, and is not afraid to confront any problem with his talent at all! The fact that he is the same man as both General Incoherence and Max D. is of no consequence to him, because he does not even realize it himself! But it seems like Madd and Putty Man may hafta have a battle of the Commissioners soon, cuz disagreements keep rising!
Bobbi X 666
Bobbi X 666 is Wolfman X's new girlfriend, since Shortcakes left for a fat man, seems to be getting married, and also knocked up to have a kid already.... hmmm, enough about that wench... Bobbi Jo has had a little trouble with the perv Face, but has delt with him just fine... this hardcore gal may be the valet WMX has been looking for his whole career!