When you're done reading about me, take my fucking quiz...or don't. I don't really give a fuck. As a matter of fact, why don't you just piss off!
I have a radio show on WERW Syracuse "Real college radio!" It's on 1570 AM or you can listen on the net by clicking here. The show's called (dis)harmony "A free format show for a free format world." Silent J (that's me!) and Bob (that's my roommate Dave!) are your hosts. We play everything. Periond. Tune in, space out, and grab your crotch and squeal! This show is for real!
FAVORITE DRUMMERS
Neil Peart (Rush)
Mike Portnoy (Dream Theater/LTE)
Nicolas Barker (ex-Cradle of Filth/Lock Up/Dimmu Borgir)
David Abruzees (ex-Pearl Jam/The Green Light Orchestra)
Stuart Copeland (The Police/studio master)
Phil Collins (Genesis/solo artist)
Hellhammer a.k.a. Von Blomberg (Kovenant, Mayhem)
Pete Sandoval (Morbid Angel)
Tommy Aldridge (ex-Ozzy/solo artist/Ted Nugent)
Omar Hakim (Madonna/solo artist)
FAVORITE VOCALISTS
Pasi Koskinen (Amorphis)
Tom Petty (Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers)
James LaBrie (Dream Theater)
Kevin Martin (Candlebox)
Layne Staley (Alice in Chains)
Lajon Witherspoon (Sevendust)
Scott Stapp (Creed)
Peter Tatgtren (Hypocrisy/Lock Up)
Scoot Ward (Cold)
Ville Laihiala (Sentenced)
Mikael Akerfeldt (Edge of Sanity/Katatonia/Opeth)
Pete Steele (ex-Carnivore/Type O Negative)
Paul Stanley (KISS)
Oderus Urungus (GWAR)
FAVORITE RECORDS
1. Megadeth "Rust in Peace"
2. Dream Theater "Awake"
3. Amorphis "Elegy"
4. Opeth "Still Life"
5. Geddy Lee "My Favorite Headache"
6. Type O Negative "Bloody Kisses"
7. Alice in Chains "Dirt"
8. Tenacious D "Tenacious D"
9. Sevendust "Sevendust"
10. Garbage "Garbage"
Honorable Mentions:
Opeth "Black Water Park"
Megadeth "Countdown to Extinction"
Amorphis "Tuonela"
FAVORITE TUNES
1. Tenacious D "Wonderboy"
2. Remy Zero "Save Me"
3. Garbage "Androgyny"
4. BMRC "What Ever Happened to My Rock n Roll (Punk Song)"
5. gODHEAD "Eleanor Rigby"
THE ULTIMATE BAND
drums: Mike Portnoy (Dream Theater)
keyboards: Xytras (Samael) and Josh Silver (Type O Negative)
bass: Alex Webster (Cannibal Corpse)
guitar: Dave Mustaine (Megadeth)
lead guitar: Dimebag Darrel (Pantera)
vocals: Mikael Akerfeldt (Opeth) and Pasi Koskinen (Amorphis)
FAVORITE FILMS
1. Fight Club
2. Jaws
3. Dead Alive (Braindead)
4. Predator (1 and 2)
5. Dune (De Laurentis version)
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. The Excorcist
8. Texas Chainsaw Massacre Series
9. The Shining (Kubrick version)
10. Maximum Overdrive
11. The Punisher
12. The Thing (Johnny C's version)
13. The Running Man
14. Conan the Barbarian and the Destroyer
15. Big Trouble in Little China
16. Soldier
17. American Ninja (1,2,3,and 4)
18. Full Metal Jacket (only the first half)
19. The Poseidon Adventure
20. Almost Famous
21. Saving Silverman
22. Traffic
23. Platoon
24. Tron
25. Scanners
FAVORITE TV SHOWS
1. WWF Raw (TNN)
2. Full House (TBS)
3. Monster Jam (TNN)
4. Late Late Show w/Craig Kilborn (CBS)
5. SNL reruns (Comedy Central)
6. Behind the Music (VH1)
7. Rock Show (VH1)
8. Star Trek (Sci-Fi Channel)
9. Dukes of Hazzard (TNN)
10. Sanford and Son (TV Land)
FAVORITE FAMOUS BLOKES
Denis Leary (comedian)
Craig Kilborn (talk show host)
Peter Steele (musician)
Josh Silver (musician)
Aliester Crowley (minister of Hoor-paar-kraat)
Snoop Dogg (musician)
Pasi Koskinen (musician)
Neil Peart (musician)
Michael J. Fox (actor)
Ronald Jeremy (actor?)
---more to come soon---
PEOPLE I CAN IMPERSONATE REALLY WELL
Jesse Jackson
Michael J. Fox
Dave Chapelle
Bernie Mac
hicks, Canadiens, and other "North Woods" types
Beavis and Butthead
Mr. Anderson/Hank Hill
Yoda
Andy Rooney
Mickey Rooney
foreign types
old tymers
intellectually slow people
FAVORITE BOOX
1. "Lords of Chaos" by Michael Moynihan and Didrik Soderlind
2. "Dune" by Frank Herbert
3. "Jurassic Park" by Michael Crichton
4. "Plum Island" by Nelson DeMille
5. "Jaws" by Peter Benchley
6. "The Excorcist" by William Peter Blatty
7. "The Demu Trilogy" by F. M. Busby
8. "Man of Two Worlds" by Frank Herbert and Brian Herbert
9. "Knots and How to Tie Them" by Walter B. Gibson
10. "Are You My Mother?" by Dr. Seuss
HOBBIES
-Talking like a Canadian-
-Mowing my lawn at 8:00 at night-
-Complaining-
-Complaining about my life-
-Complaining about modern society-
-Complaining about other people's complaining-
-Correcting other humans' speech-
-Using double, triple, and even QUADRUPLE negatives in ONE sentence! I don't not like it when one doesn't not use prawpur grahammer-
-Wearing a tie when it is not appropriate-
-Not wearing a tie when it IS appropriate-
-Not waking up in time for anything-
-Redheads-
-Playing "footbag" (Hacky Sack)-
-Riding Centro buses-
-Dropping classes-
-Eating "glowing orange, radioactive" taco meat-
-Making up nicknames for myself-
-Dressing up like David St. Hubbins from Spinal Tap-
-BEING David St. Hubbins from Spinal Tap!-
-Putting public restrooms to use-
-Devasting society's " will to live" via my vast array of email accounts-
-Sarcasm-
-Over exxxageration-
-Myspelleng wurds...ON PERPUS!!!-
-Telling people that I am "a smuggler for the gypsies"-
-Handing out C-doms to youngsters and the elderly-
-Calling condoms "C-doms"-
-Pretending that I am in a ne'er ending movie-
-Dabbling in "goat love"-
-Complaining-
-Complaining-
-Complaining-
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Getting an "S" in gym
Recieving the "Strangest Pairing of CDs" purchase award at Strawberry Fields (Pete Phippen and A.C.)
Figuring out how toilets work
Kissing a girl on the lips (!)
Eating "glowing orange, radioactive" taco meat
Gaining a disgusting 30 lbs. in one short week
Shitting vegetation (actual leaves, folks, not fucking corn!!!)
Not dying (I guess that's an accomplishment. Mostly, it's a big disappointment.)
OUOTES
"Promises were made to be broken...as were rules and bones."
"Roads that wind cannot be travelled by the blind."
"Movies were created solely for the purpose of assisting in the forgetting of the harshness of everyday, earthly realities."
"You start dying the second you are born."
"Humans are animals. We're no better than a donkey, a bird, or the maggots that eat away at our bodies when we die."
"The more you do, the less I have to."
"Certain people should not be alive right now."
"Relationships just get in the way of sex."
"I do not like it when people act human."
"Civilization isn't very civilized."
"I only like other people when I'm alone.
"Drugs are friends."
"Humanity is overrated."
"I'm living in my self-inflicted paranoia."
"Jesus: Tough as nails!"
"I can't wait to be addicted."
Girl: "Hey J."
J: "Hello."
Girl: "How are you today?"
J: "Well...I'm still alive."
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