The chance of John Cena losing to Rey Mysterio?
That's like Big Show at a buffet and ordering one cheerio.
I'm a box office smash, I'm reloaded like the Matrix.
How am I gonna lose to a midget dominatrix?
You can say you're a grown man, I just don't believe you.
You're a baby, I don't know whether to spank you or to breast feed you.
Forget the 619, 9-1-1 is your new slogan.
I'm about to put a whippin' on the Mexican Gary Coleman.
The mask is kinda cute, and the entrance is crazy slick.
But we don't see eye to eye Rey, because you're face is at my ____!"
