It's time for John Cena to step up and break through.
Every time you see me, it should be a freaking Pay Per View.
I'm the reason you watch this show, everybody else is just a fill-in.
I'm the dude who makes it OK to root for the villain!
All these other cats, all they do is ruin the mood.
Like making out with a hot chick and findin out she's a dude!
So Kurt Angle, you can get the hell off my show!
Forget your red white and blue man, you just red white and blow!
I'm making half the roster retire, and the other half quit.
And just like Big Show's diarrhea, you can't stop my ____.
