Chops' plans for the Rocket Powered Pigeon

Step One. Catch a flying Rat
Step Two. Make a Mini-rocket jet pack for the pilot. You can do this by taking a engine for a model rocket and making a harness out of string.caution do not glue the rocket to the bird this will make it a one time use.
Step three. tape beak closed to make more airodynmac and longer flight.
Step four. Insert the ignition for the engine this depends on the type of the rocket.
Caution Now the rocket is armed so use caution and dont point at the direction of any person for safety reasons. You dont want to hurt anything
Step five. find a clear area so set the maiden flight of your rocket powered dirty bird.
Step Six. Fire
For more information about Pigeon go to the National Pigeon Association Website