A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked
at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible,
and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree
that had been pressed in between the pages. “Momma, look what I found,”
the boy called out. “What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked. With
astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered: “I think it’s Adam’s
suit.”
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The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,
he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then
he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping
before jerking it again. After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third
pew leaned toward her mother and whispered, “ If he gets loose, will he
hurt us?”
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Six -year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together
in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had
enough. “You’re not supposed to talk out loud in church.”  “Why? Who’s
going to stop me?” Joel asked, Angie pointed to the back of the church and
said, “See those two men standing by the door? They’re hushers.”
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My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, “Grandma, do you know
how you and God are alike?” I mentally polished my halo while I asked. “No,
how are we alike?” “Your both old, “ he replied.
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A ten-year-old under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite
knowledgeable about the Bible. Then one day she floored her grandmother
by asking, “Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus: the Virgin Mary or the
King James Virgin?”
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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were
ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what
it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted, “Thou shall not take
the covers off the neighbor’s wife.”
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