Dancing Ducks 

A circus owner walks into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from it’s owner. After some wheelin’ and dealin’ they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.

Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger. “Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before  a whole audience and he didn’t dance a single step!”

“So?” asked the ducks former owner, “did you remember to light the candle under the pot?”