A Wet X-Mas
An X-Mas Ablum for the Masses by Alissa and Jen
Featuring: billllllly and Twiggy
"The 13 Days of X-Mas"
On the 13th day of x-mas my stoned pimp gave to me:
13 good beatings
12 nice clipped roaches
11 cop-a-feels
10 rolling papers
9 stolen cds
8 crumbled bucks
7 hits of acid
6 pack of beer
5 golden teetgh
4 awesome shotties
3 bitch slaps
2 bags of kind and
1 new glass bong!
"Krusty the Snowman"
featuring: billllllllly
Krusty the snowman
was a very cracked out soul
with a heart of coal
a butt for a nose
and 3 eyes made out of snow
Krusty the snowman
was a very mast up dood
with a stick up his ass
made out of yellow snow
and a dirty corn crack pipe
he looks like a monkey
and he smells like one too
then one very "special" night
when he put on that magic dopehat
he began to drink and smoke
then one day he got trapped on a desert island
with Gilligan!
and the Stripper too
the one armed man and his hoe
the porno star
and her lesbian friend Maryann
and their pimp too
here in Krusty's Puddle
drippity drip drip drippity drip drip
look and Krusty die
(on todays episode the snowman melts and we rename the show)
"Jingle Balls"
Jizzing in the snow
off a big gay speeding truck
oh feel me flow
wanking all the way
oh! ohh! ohhhh!
balls on Bob's ass itch
making my dick hard
what fun it is to ride and cum on Bobs ass tonight
jingle balls, jingle balls
jingle all the way to Dallas
oh what fun it is to ride on my friend Bob
jingle balls, jingle balls
jingle all the way to Dallas
oh what fun it is to ride on my friend Bob
"Oh Marijuana Tree"
Oh marijuana tree oh marijuana tree
how beautiful your buds are
oh marijuana tree oh marijuana tree
I wanna smoke you right now
oh marijuana tree oh marijuana tree
I wish I knew the next verse
oh marijuana tree oh marijuana tree
how many times do I gotta say marijuana tree?
the end
"All I Want For X-Mas"
All I want for x-mas is my two bags back
my two bags back
my two bags back
all I want for x-mas is my two backs back
so I can finally get stoned
"Silent Night"
Jerking in silence
jerking in silence
all is white
all is wet
round John virgin
wants to get laid
the hole thats his hand is so tender and mild
stroke in harmony please
stroke in harmony please
"Randolf the Red-Nosed Cokehead"
Randolf the red-nosed cokehead
had a very drippy nose
and if you ever snorted it you'd know how it goes
all of the other crackheads used to mix it up with speed
but not poor Randolf, he liked his strychnine indeed
then one hazy Hallow's eve Satan came to say
Randolf with your fucked up ways wont you help me slay tonight
then all the other crackheads got all mutilated as they screamed out in fear
Randolf the red-nosed cokehead you'll be in jail for years!
the jugde knew he was full of shit
and he gave him 25 years
and now his heart is filled with tears
one night it was getting late
he was buttraped by a large inmate
and he screamed
but the guards payed no attention to his cries
I cant have pity on men of his kind
even though he now takes it in the behind!
"Satan's Clan is Destroying the Town"
You betta not pray, you betta not go to church
you better not be good, I'm telling you why
Satan's Clan is destroying the town
he sees you when you're on the can
he knows when you're fucking
he knows if you've been bad or good
so be bad for Satan's sake
cuz Satan's Clan is destroying the town
"Blue Balls"
City whores, busy whores dressed in tacky 80's clothes
in the air is the smelling of rotten fish
hobos laughing, sluts are passing greeted with golden tooth smiles
and every street corner you hear
I got blue balls
I got blue balls
its that time of the month in the Burgh
ding-a-ling, give me a ring, soon it will be time to fuck
coppers cop lights, even bar lights are flashing bright gay white and blue
as the pimps rush to the corners with their hookers
see the pimps punch, she the whores butts, this is where the hookers are seen
and above all the yelling you hear
I got blue balls
I got blue balls
its that time of the month in the Burgh
ding-a-ling, give me a ring, soon it will be time to fuck
"The Kitty Song"
featuring: twiggy
Time for getting and not giving is here
time for reefers and time beer
we've not been laid and we can't wait
hurry faster bastard, hurry fast
we want a whore that can fuck us all
me: I want a blow up doll
we can hardly stand the wait
so whores please don't be late
"White X-Mas"
I'm dreaming of a wet hooker
just like the one I did in Dallas
where her snat glistens
and she doesn't listen
to hear my balls on her ass
I'm dreaming of a wet hooker
with every time I whack at night
may your nights be sticky and white
and may all your hookers be wet
"Deck the Balls"
Kick the balls with steel toed boots
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
tis the season to come out of the closet
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Gomer's gonna don Billlllllllllllllly's gay apparel
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
stoke your meat and join the orgy
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Linx
BaCk To MaIn PaGe
BaCk To PaGe CoNtInUeD
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