(transcribed by Jason Finestone [jasonf@bu.edu]) 

 C               G            Am   G        F
   The Playboy centerfold is younger than me

 C                  G                Am   G    F
   She likes family get-togethers and  Aborigines

 C               G                     Am         G     F
   I don't think,  I don't think I can ever masturbate again

 C               G                      Am              G   F
   I don't think,  I don't think I will ever steal that magazine from my
 father again.

 C  G  Am  G


 The Playboy centerfold would never talk to me
 (because) I hate family get-togethers and I'm not an Aborigine
 I don't think, I don't think I can ever feel the same again
 I don't think, I don't think I will ever sing about my father

        Am          G       F
 I will never sing about my father

           Am           G       F
 I promise not to sing about my father . . .

       C  G  Am  G  C
 again.




 (hi, Dad)