(transcribed by Jason Finestone [jasonf@bu.edu]) 
Thanks to Miles N. Limberis, Michael Lasko, and whomever Michael stole the
chords from)

 Intro:

 Harmonics across 12th fret
 Harmonics across 5th fret
 Harmonics across 12th fret
 B chord (7th fret)

 Verse 1:

 B
 Gonna feel like hell tomorrow

                           E
 So I won't go to sleep tonight

                   F#m
 Na na na na na na sorrow

                           B
 Everything's gonna be all right


 Chorus:

        E              F#m
 I am invincible, whoa-oh

           B
 I have no fear

        E
 I am benevolent

   F#m            B
 I am the King of Beers


 Post-Chorus 1:

 E             F#m
 I love all my friends

 B                 D#m
 I wish they would go away

 E            F#m
 I say stupid things

    B               D#m
 Forgotten them all by Monday

 C#m
 Please don't remind me


 Verse 2:

 A man's bar is his castle
 And this stool is my throne
 Why am I such an asshole?
 Why am I here alone?


 [Chorus]


 Post-Chorus 2:
 She's so beautiful
 I swear I'd sleep with her brother
 I'm so beautiful
 I never met her but I love her
 Please look over here

 (quick) C#m  B  A
 F#m

 Bridge:

 D  G  Bm  A
 D  G  A

 D             G
    I'd take a trip

 Bm                  A
    But anywhere I'd go

 D                G               A
    My head would come along with me

 [Chromatic walk-up of major chords starting with E and 
 ending with D#]

 [Verse 1]

 [Chorus]

 Chorus 2:

 I am invincible
 Hear me roar (roar)
 I am benevolent

   F#m            B
 I am the king of beers (x4)