(transcribed by Jason Finestone [jasonf@bu.edu]) 

     NOTE: In the intro/verse, the C#m should be played with the
     brief C#msus4
     right near the change to the D (listen to the song and you'll
     hear that one
     note move on the D string). The two chords look like:
     C#m = [446654]
     C#msus4= [444654] 

 Intro:

 A  C#m  D  F#m (x2)

 Verse 1:

 A         C#m    D        F#m
    You're no Uma Thurman,

 A           C#m      D    F#m
    Then I'm no movie star

 A          C#m      D      F#m
    Neither of us is strong,

 A             C#m           D   F#m
    But we can still split a car


 Chorus:

 D                   A
    We will never be famous

 C#m                     E
    And we'll never have kids

 A            C#m       D      F#m E
    And even we won't remember

 D           E
    Half the shit that we

 A          Bm      D  F#m  E
 did.  Whoa-oh whoa-oh

 A       Bm      D  F#m  E
    Whoa-oh whoa-oh


 Verse 2:

 Well I planted one on ya
 Before your lips got loose
 And I thought I heard booing
 But they were just yelling "Bruce!" ("born to run" lick)

 Chorus 2:

 And you sounded like you gave up
 When you let out that sigh
 But it still turned me on
 Underneath a Jersey sky
 Whoa-oh etc...

 Solo (over verse)

 Verse 3:

 Now we've got our own house
 It's even got a backyard
 We can toss 'round the frisbee
 If we don't toss too hard

 Chorus 3:

 I figure someone somewhere
 Got my piece of the pie
 And he wouldn't be caught dead

 D        E             F#m  E
    Underneath a Jersey sky

 D        E             A
    Underneath a Jersey Sky
 Whoa-oh etc...

 A  C#m  D  F#m E  A