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Natural Ice Drinkers of America

Pictured (L-R): Eddy, Goodwin, Hartloff

Established in March 1998, Natural Ice Drinkers of America (or NIDA) is gaining members at a staggering rate. And in a vain attempt to make NIDA interactive, as well as feed my ego, I will be accepting new applicants to join our ranks. If selected, you will be entitled to the same benefits -- nothing tangible of course -- that other members of NIDA enjoy. These benefits include, but are not limited to, the ability to drink really cheap beer and convince yourself it's good, the ability to puke on anybody's lawn and/or person, and, of course, the ability to say incredibly stupid things and break stuff.

If you want a piece of the action, e-mail me a copy of your application. Your application should include, but is not limited to, your name (with middle initial), the amount of Natural Ice (NI) you drink, and the reason you think you should be a member of NIDA. As an added incentive, the first 147 people to apply will win 10 free copies of the Jesus Christ Superstar Soundtrack.

For the unenlightened: Natural Ice is brought to you by Anheiser Busch. (That's right -- the same people that are responsible for Budweiser are responsible for Natural Ice.) It's characteristics include an unhealthy brown appearance, a strong, almost unbearable taste, an even more unbearable, bitter aftertaste, and, most importantly, a 5.9% alcohol level.

Natural Ice is Everywhere... Take a Look.

Founding Fathers of NIDA

Members of NIDA
25 strong and counting

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