The Iceman's Top Ten Lists

You know what that little guy means...
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but of now, here's my first list!

Top 10 Reasons why I have Top 10 Lists

I like lists
Other people like lists too
Lists are fun (?)
Give you another stupid page on my site (thus, creating the illusion that there is some substance to my site)
Strangers can now more easily find out the most intimate details of my life
I like lists (?)
Funny things can be put in lists without political backlash
Anti-Governmental things can be put in lists without political backlash...well, in mine anyways
Orville Redenbaucher liked lists too...before he died
Nobody cares if lists make sense