I have created things that will change the world for the better...
I present to you, the 5 assed monkey...
You put all of the people of South Park in jeopardy...
You boys have been watching the 'X' Files too much... theres no such thing as...
And here, of course is my 4 assed ostrich, and my 4 assed mongoose.
Hey, you get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Hey Stan, where did you get that black eye?
You know, its amazing what we can do with a little blood sample these days.
Oh thank Buddah I found you boys.
... immediately kill him and burn his body...
Can I help you?
And over here, Swiss cheese spliced with chalk, and a beard.
Chef and Elton John create the mood...
Come on Fluffy!
Hey, you're that crazy cracker from up on the hill...
He's terribly dangerous. His brain is identical to yours!
I know a certain young man who is itching for detention!
Eegads, he's out of control, we'll have to destroy him!
Well good job, Einstien, why don't we just build a rocket in the meantime...
...hey woman, you shut your mouth, and make babies.
It wasn't me Uncle Jumbo, it was my evil, genetic clone.
Oh my god, they cloned a foot!
French people piss me off.
The bad kids discuss the 'gay' clone.
Halfway? Then all you got is a stupid, gay pig.
Mr. Garrison tells the kids about Genetic Engineering.
Oh? Then I guess you get an F.
Do what I do. Get them good and drunk
You can keep your hands off of Fluffy's ass.
Me Stan. Butt chomp. Butt chewy chomp. Butt chewy chomp...
Headgear? What headgear?
Hello children.
Damn, I wonder how drunk he needs to be to make sweet love to the pig?
You're not using any of Fluffy's blood, cuz I'll kick you in the nuts.
No elephant is going to make love to my Fluffy... Kyle! I'll kick you in the nnnnuts.
Why don't you stop dressing me up like a mailman and make me dance for you...
Haven't you ever heard that song by Loverboy?
Pig and elephant DNA just won't splice!
