I don't want to touch that with a 40 foot pole.
Did you know that over 400 people are eaten naturally by lions every year?
Why is Death coming after us?
I just had a brown baby boy.
Your...mom...is...a...bitttttch.
If there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over there.
Kyle, don't be such a butthole.
Carry on.
Cartman makes a little bit of noise.
You got the cow all tied up?
Bye Grandpa. It was nice knowing you.
... it looks like... Death
What changed you into such demonic bastards?
That's a bunch of crap. Kyle's mom is a dirty jew.
Damnit Billy,do you want a dollar, or doncha?
My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cooool
This music is terrible. Its cheesy, its lame, yet soothing at the same time.
...Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something and I always end up getting screwed by it.
Kenny has explosive diarrhia
Hehehe, he farted right on his head.
That show's for babies, it so stupid!
Billy, help Grandpa stick this fork in the outlet.
I've got the green apple splatters
New York, here we come.
You can't kill my grandpa Stan
You pompous son of a whore!
Well, maybe because I'm the son of God, brainiac.
I'm not touching that with a 60 foot pole. Next caller?
No! It was that little Kenny bastard that gave it to me!
Kenny gives a heartwarming, moving, even poignant speech.
...are killing themselves in front of the Toon Central building, one by one.
I think I'm already having withdrawal. Huhuhuh.
