Okay, I'll be honest. I got bored. I sat here thinking, what could I add to my site? So then I figured... Just "stuff" would do. So, as promised, here is "stuff".
Things that I absolutely cannot stand:
When you're trying to type and your computer locks up, then unlocks. Then it locks up again.
When you're sleeping really nice and warm in the morning, and you HAVE to get up because "nature" is calling.
When you wake up 10 or 15 minutes before you have to get up.
When you buy a new CD and by hell or high water you cannot get that plastic sticker on the top off!
Jerry Falwell. 'nough said.
The Teletubbies. They are just too damned weird.
People who fast forward through the songs on Disney movies. Isn't that just defeating the whole purpose?
Pizza restaurants that forget to put napkins on your table. Therefore making you get up and steal them from another table and risk looking like an idiot.
Cheerleaders.
College teachers who think that they are too cool to actually "teach" a subject. They'd rather flaunt to the students that they can act like complete morons and get away with it.
Math.
People who like math. How the hell can you like something so evil? Talk about the AntiChrist!
Nightmares. Life sucks enough without it getting unnaturally worse in your dreams, too.
Nightmares about spiders jumping on your face.
Waking up and realizing there really IS a spider on your face. (It makes you want to crawl out of your skin and dry clean it later.)
People who think animals are dumb. They really need to look in a mirror.
Whoever DIDN'T cry at Titanic.
People with fingernails longer than their hair. (Yes, it's been done!)
When you're walking and you just trip for no reason.
Hanson.
Evil laughter. (Yeah, it's dumb, but I still can't stand it!)
When you think something is terribly wrong with an electrical appliance and you spaz out and call all sorts of technicians to your house and you find out that it wasn't plugged in.
Alarm clocks that go off on weekends, but somehow you don't hear them go off on weekdays...
Stores that don't price things. You know how annoying it is to try and find out how much something costs? And by the time you do, you're so worked up about it, ANY price they say is a bargain.
People who hang out in the malls in gangs to piss off innocent by-"walkers".
Filenes. It just annoys me. It's too floral.
15 year old preppy girls that preach the bible to you and tell you that you are evil and going to
hell if you are or are friends with someone
who is either;
A) gay or bi or anything other than hetero
B)Pro-choice
C) A religion other than Christianity.
Okay, now that I've bitched about stuff how about stuff that I CAN stand? And not just me... I'll bet you ALL like this stuff!
Waking up on a saturday morning at 7:00am, groaning and cursing, then realizing you DON'T have to get up and you turn over and fall into another peaceful sleep.
The blessed inventor of the calculator.
Computers that don't break or have fits that tend to give you a heart attack.
Glam rock stars. (not only because I'm a Manson fan, but come on. They are just awesome! Their concerts aren't just music. They are a full fledged show and usually accompanied by a fully decked out audience!)
Neon green and various other flourescent colors.
Really big shoes and cool hats.
Animals. They are more evolved than most humans I know. Yeah Shamu!
That song, "Ray Of Light" by Madonna. I swear, everytime I hear that song, I have to jump around like a maniac. I think it makes people think I'm insane. Heehee...
Jar Jar Binks! Yes, I like that guy! I think he was cool!