Welcome To Hell!!

You are in hell. I'll be your stewardess Roberta. Please take care not to piss off the big guy. If you have any questions, please ask!

Things to Know:

Every Thursday night your genitals will be stretched and ripped from your body, then reattached with lemon juice.
NEVER turn your back in the shower.
Iced Tea is available for $2.00. Unfortunately you have no money, so we will just taunt you with it.

Where are you going to go?