ORIGINAL: Pink / Don't Let Me Get Me
               PARODY: Wolveroses / Is This Really Me



I don't date single girls
Because they're no fun
I can't live this way
People think I'm the son
Females dated me
Their boyfriends hated me
I always got into a fight
'Cause the girls can't cheat right

Everyday I fight a war against the boyfriends
Can't take the person that I've become

I'm a hazard the wives
Is this really me
I become the mans enemy
It's bad when break up marriages
So expensive
I don't have any friends no more
I've become someone else

Vegas told me
I'll be a porn star
All I have to change
Is everything from my size
Tired of being compared
To damn male models
So good looking
Is that really me

So doctor doctor won't you please tell me how to stop this
A condom would be very useful