Dun dun dun....the time has come to bring wonder to the world. That's right...the REAL Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles story has yet to be told...and who better to do it than me? Huh? Lemme ask you that, gob!
Part I: THE AWAKENING
Mikoto: The day...has FINALLY come!
Madino: The day we've allllllll been waiting for...
Tomo: The day Kenchan FINALLY uses me as a character again! *wacky cackle*
All: NO, YOU IDIOT!!!
Tomo: B-but it's TRUE!! *wacky cackle*
Madino: That's only because you finally got rid of that darned penthouse
in your shell!
Tomo: *sob* It-it's true...
Nakago: Come to think of it...what day IS it..?
Kuri: What?!? YOU were the one all exited an stuff!
Nakago: Oh right, it's my birthday.
Kenchan: ..It is?
Nakago: *sob*
Kuri: That's IT! You guys are all stupid! Today is the day we get Final
Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles!
All: That's RIIIIIGHT!
Madino: Now the magical mod swap...*brilliant flash of light, angels
sing*
All: *GASP* Woooooooooow....it's soooo wonderful...
Mikoto: The light...it's soo beeautiful....*reaches*
Kuri: Dooon't waaalk iinto the liiiiiiight...!!
Mikoto: *hits TV and falls unconscious*
Nakago: *glooms in corner*
Tomo: *does same*
Kenchan: Perrrrfect. Just the three of us now!
Madino: Err...anyone here speak nihongo?
All: *stare vacantly at screen*
Kuri: Two choices....the first...lots of squiggly lines...the second...lots
of squiggly lines...
Kenchan: Wow...we already got a game over.
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