For all you cat fans out there.......
You never feed me,
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face
That will sure show you.
Blur of motion, then
Silence, me, a paper bag,
What is so funny?
Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that!
In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit, hairball somewhere,
Will find in morning.
Oh, no! Big one
Has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
You're always typing,
Well let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.
Humans are so strange,
More lies still in bed, then screams
My claws are not that sharp.
Litter box not here,
You must have moved it
I'll go in sink.
My small cardboard box
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes,
Fear vacuum cleaner.
Cats meow out of angst,
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
The big ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold,
Time for Cup Hockey.
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds
Your foot just squished now.
Wanna go outside.
Uh, oh! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
We're almost equals
Start to show you I love you,
Want to smell my butt?
I want to be close to you.
Can I fit my head
Inside your armpit?
The rule for today
Catch my tail, I shred your hand,
New rule tomorrow.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail,
Behold, elevator butt.
Terrible battle,
I fought for hours, come and see!
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