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Actual Bumper Stickers....
 
 * We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
 
 * All men are idiots ... I married their king.
 
 * The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
 
  * If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
 
 * Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply
 
 * I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
 
 * I'm just driving this way to piss you off.
 
 * Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
 
 * I love cats ... they taste just like chicken
 
 * Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
 
 * Keep honking, I'm reloading.
 
 * Hang up and drive.
 
 * Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
 
 * I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and
   yelling like the other people in his car.
 
 * Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
 
 * I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
 
 * Cats... the other white meat.
 
 * The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
 
 * Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
 
 * Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
 
 * It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
 
 * When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the
   IRS.
 
 * Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
 
 * If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
 
 * Forget about World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
 
 * Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
 
 * He/She who laughs last thinks slowest
 
 * Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
 
 * Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
 
 * Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
 
 * Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
 
 * Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
 
 * Be nice to your kids. They'll be choosing your nursing home.
 
 * Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
 
 * Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a
   rock.
 
 * I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic
   particles.





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