I've learned that... (cont'd)
-That no matter when i sit in the basement of Milne, it will be Clio library hours.
-That any time i make it to the quiet study room, i will go nuts.
-That i am doomed to have next door neighbors that are either slutty,psychotic or loud
-That no matter how hard i try and work, TV is always a more viable alternative.
-That if there is a good movie on the movie channel...nothing is getting done.
-That frat parties are truly horrible
-That some people are far too easy to mock....and i'm one of them
-That I actually like 8:30s for whatever reason
-That i spend too much time in front of this infernal machine
-That compared to campus food, Arby's is gourmet
-That people with CARS always seem to get mad at me for reasons unbeknowst to me!
-That even the promise of money doesn't get me into work....VERY OFTEN
-That every drunk person on campus thrives on mia's
-That the harder i try to eat right....the more it doesn't happen
-That Cherry Coke is essential to life
-That tall, scrawny red head albino guys from LAWNGUYLAND are EVIL ;-)
-That I watch The X-Files way too much
-That i have developed a really expensive taste in clothes
-That almost this entire campus watches the Simpsons
-That this campus always smells
-That chicken will be served...EVERYDAY
-That Spring semester dorm relations inevitably resemble a soap opera
-That good looking men on this campus are a rarity
-That no matter how much i say i despise internet communication, i will always find time to use it.

-That ICQ will never work properly on this piece of shit computer
-That i really am 19 going on 39
-That as a general rule....people hate me
-That nearly all of my friends from last year no longer talk to me....
-That no matter what the rest of me looks like....the right combination of a good bra and tight shirt can cause people to look at me....and usually weird looking perverted guys
-That i will always take the hard way out
-That after a few journalisim classes.....i'm going to be a lawyer! (note: in honor of this decsion...i am now a conflict studies minor....)
-That most people can't write...making me look good by comparision
-That a campus that is 65% female....really sucks
-That no one appreciates me
-That i am your archtypeal (sp??) suck up
-That i can't spell to save my life
-That for some reason....after someone becomes my friend....soon after...they decide they really don't like me....but they keey me around anyway...perhaps unaware that i am perferctly aware that they hate me
-That no one likes an argumentative female like myself ;-)
-That i am far too honest
-That i will never run on a team again
-That i really need to pick up activites next semeter
-That sluts annoy me even more than i though
-That i spend far too much money
-That no matter how much i tell people to "Call me" "IM me" "Email me" and the like....they won't.
-That i have gotten way to obsessive about grades
-That somehow...people always manage to "forget" to inform me of things
-That a lot of people hate me on sight
-That the only type of male that could ever be attracted to me is always fat,ugly, greasy and smelly and generally not a pleasant person to be around
-That i know way too many pathological liars
-That some people are so fucking egotistical...no matter how much you hint that you hold them in no esteem whatsoever, they still think you view them as a god and care about anything and everything that happens to them when they clearly have no consideration for you whatsoever and blame anything halfway negative that happens to them on you because of their massive ego complex... (WHEW)
-That some people really have no clue