Excuse Me Darling I Forgot The Date
The great love I have to express for you Is false, and my indifference to you Increases daily. The more I see you, the more I Hate you. I assure you I never intend to Love you. Our last conversation has Left an impresion on my mind that by no means Impressed me of the high standards of your characteristics Your temper would make me entirely unhappy If we were married I could expect nothing but the Hatred of my friends, and the everlasting dis- Pleasure of living with you. I hope you will Quit me, and you need not trouble yourself to Answer this letter, as your letters are always full of Unimportance and have no assurance of Wisdom and good sense. Believe me I am So absurd to you that it is impossible to be Your Affectionate Darling.
P.S. I wrote this letter I've changed my mind Go back and read every other line Starting with the first line...