Anarchs: My puppies, gawd I love these guys. Got shit for brains and nothing really to live for! Just make what your ideas are sound completely like their ideals...and baby you got instant cannon fodder.
Assamite's: Great if you need someone who can easily kill you a second time then some. Problem is their pricing. And it never seems to budge from blood.
Blood Brother's: Never seen one, don't care.
Brujah: Cammi...wusses...need I say more? Alright, alright, I'll give the one's I knew back when....well back when some credit. They knew they're stuff and they knew how to get it. No ass kissing, more like ass slappin. But hey, times change.
Brujah Anti: One's I've met are just as bad as the Brujah, maybe worse. But hey, I'm one by blood aren't I? So I can't have that bad of an opinion towards them.
Gangrel: Nasty peeps with big claws. They stay out of my hair, I stay outta there’s.
Harbingers of Skulls: Obsessed.
Kiasyd: Only once have I seen a creature like this, truth be told....they cool looking and all, but don't do shit.
Lasombra: I hated 'em once. But hell, ya know these peeps are pretty cool now that I think of it. Definately a bonus when they're on your side though. I've seen what their shadows can do..and trust me, ya don't wanna be the one they're usin' them on!
Malkavians: Now is there really a difference between these two, anti and cammi? I mean really? Anyways, some are really kick ass...others bore me. I have yet to meet one that'll scare me. Then again people already think I'm Malk!!! Wait...I'm not, am I?...Ahhh fuck it.
Nosferatu: Ugly as hell...both classes, and cruel as hell. Great to have on your side...nasty as hell as enemies. But fuck, wont catch me suckin up to one! Hell won’t even find ME near one!
Panders/Caitiff: Classless mutts, great lap dogs though.
Ravnos: Annoying pointless pests. Though some do got honor, a lot sure as hell don't. Find one out, best kick him outta town....or don't let 'em near ya.
Salubri: Only met one as of yet....but I can't say anything more about that. Hey, it's the whole honor thing. And yeah I got it.
Serpents of the Light/Setites: Sneaky lil pricks. Only seen a couple, and I'm smart enough not to continue with them. How many people can trick a snake? Not many, and I don't wanna try.
Toreador: Cheesiest clan around. Bunch of wusses. But alas, I'm sad to say I do have friends amongst them still. They don't do much....kinda like a china doll in the cabinet. Why do peeps got those anywho? Anyway, guess I could have them get me info, but I got my lap dogs for that.
Tremere: Not my favorite, but if you get them on your side, kick ass. You don't? Well...lets put it this way, I try not to piss them off too bad.
Tzimisce: Anyone who can shift your skin into anything they want you gotta have respect for.
Ventrue: I'll kill them....if any come near throwing distance from me. Don't get me wrong...this clan helped me out lots. I know all I do about the other clans from these dykes. But don't you ever fucking get the idea I'd side with one of these brown fucking nosed going to control you or fuck you over dweebs. Only clan I hate more then anything....is this clan.