You Know You Are a Mommy When...

• Your baby sneezes in your food...and you eat it anyway.
• You spend hours picking out your baby's clothes for church and getting her to look just perfect - you get to church and realize you look like something the cat wouldn't even drag in.
• You have filed your nails on Daddy's scratchy face in Pat the Bunny
• You find yourself oddly attracted to the guys on Zoboomafoo
• You clean the house singing the alphabet
• Cheerios is a food group
• You don't plan to be anywhere before noon and you're late anyway
• You have a plastic container of diaper wipes on your person at all times
• Your husband comes out of the bathroom and you say "Good Pottying!"
• You catch yourself coloring long after the toddler got up and left
• You wear the Wal-Mart happy face sticker on your chest with pride