Following the recent reports of a 'Peaceful Pro-Dorkshire march' in the Dorkshire web-pages, I have been able to get hold of this photograph, showing the real story!
The photograph shown on the Dorkshire Web Page bears an uncanny resemblance to that shown on the rebel 'Down with Dorkshire site', and this is because they were the same march! Upon hearing of a protest organised by those opposed to Dorkshire, Alex rushed to the scene with an entire squadron of his 5th Battalion soldiers. Complete with T-52 tanks, rocket launchers, and automatic weapons, the 5th Battalion opened fire upon the back of the protest. Having suffered heavy losses, the marchers had little choice but to surrender, and be forced to carry pro-dorkshire slogans on their banners, in an attempt by Alex to supress news of this bloody massacre leaking out. In the above photograph, Alex is seen standing proudly in the ruins made by his forces, dressed in a strange combination of combat fatigues and formal suit and over-jacket, carrying an SA80 5.56mm weapon, which he personally used to execute several protestors.
To see the original photographs of the anti-dorkshire demonstration, click here.
To see the photographs of the forced march by Alex's soldiers, click here.
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