Ok Ok..some facts
Color preferance: Jenni-blue, Andrea-gray or green, black
Musical Music: Jenni-Tom Waits, MxPx, NOFX, Poe, Green Day, Ben Folds Five, No Doubt, Bad Religion, Billy Joel, Blondie, Sublime, Jewel. Andrea-Sebastian and Bell, Tom Waits, Ben Folds Five, Jewel, MUSIC MUSIC MUSICAL MUSIC!
Andrea Dances Andrea Sings, Andrea wears lots of pretty Rings.
Both Andrea and myself make fun of Papa Roach.
And you all say Why little Jenni, why? And I say, "Why are we here?" And the answer is that Andrea holds the key, Andrea has the power, follow Andrea(and the sidekick Jenni) And you will Find the power! Dislikes: Jenni-Alex Romstead, Ravers, White Trash Goths, Small Children, little Dogs, Danni Gerkin, St. Andrews, Governments, Bible Bangers, Katherine Thomas, People at the Wendy's Drive through who can't speak Spanish, Spanish, French..etc Andrea-Rob, Papa Roach, Rap, cencorship, catholic schools, Alex(the girl who looks like a horse), Raver glow stick junkies, my brother, la la lalala
Movies Movies and books: Andrea-ClockWork Orange, Turn of the Screw, Brain Candy, Andrea like kids in the hall, Bruce..yes Bruce. Jenni-pretty pretty dancing!
(a dating advertizment i wrote for speech class) *Looks at Camera* My Name is Jenni, Hi. All right..I'm 5'2", blonde, teeny tiny pixie girl, yes that is a technical term.
All right, down to business. I am looking for a single male, heterosexual. Taller then me, atleast 5'5", spikey hair, extreamly handsom, in shape, preferably with modeling experience. I'm looking for a guy who is seemingly alternative, piercings are acceptable. A Secret Agent Lover Man. Please, no high school drop outs, or witch hunters.
Now that we've seperated the wheat from the chaff, lets slim down the opportunities even more.
I'm amazingly beautiful and different. Happy, but antisocail, and chronically depressed. Paranoid but trusting. I'm funny if you have a seemingly morbid sense of humor. A harmless bunny, with a poisonous bite. Dark, but seemingly light. I am everything good, but everything michievous. Observant but blatantly oblivious. Just a bundle of happy contradictioins. I'm as fun as a barrel of monkeys who have knives and are known for their violent tendencies. Vain, but at least I'm pleasant to look at.
alright, now that I have scared away a vast majority of my "suitors", I am free to be nice.
Jenni's accomplishments...or whatever you'd like to call these things from thespark.com
http://www.angelfire.comnt/andreajoe/
the_muse@thespark.com