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A risque vignette starring

The Reverend E. Dwayne Looper

&

Miss Adama Robert

Dear Respectfull one,

Good a thing to write you. I have a proposal for you-this however is not mandatory nor will I in any manner compel you to honour against your will.
I am Adama Robert,24years old and the only daughter of my late parents Mr.and Mrs.Robert. My father was a highly reputable busnness magnate-(a cocoa merchant)who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days... a sum of $25 million US DOLLARS (twenty five) MILLION USA DOLLARS)kept in 2 trunks boxes with a private security company in (AFRICA)here in Abidjan Ivory Coast.... I am just 24 years old and a university undergraduate and really don't know what to do. Now I want an account overseas where I can transfer this funds....
Please,Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible.

Thank you so much.
My sincere regards,
Miss Adama Robert.
 

Dear Miss Robert:

 
I am the Reverend E. Dwayne Looper of Elco, Nevada.
 
You can trust me. I am a minister of the Gospel of Jesus Christ. I have helped many of God's children in distress. Last year my ministry gave powdered milk and Bibles to the poor of Africa. I would like to have 40% of the total monies you have mentioned so that I may preach the gospel on television. God has given me a vision for a gospel television show called "Reverend Looper's Hour of Power." You will be the first guest on my television show. My show will preach Jesus Christ and him crucified for our sins.
 
I will show you to the world as an example of a loving Christian young lady. I will also expect you to become my wife because I believe God has miraculously caused us to meet. I am a world traveler and a wealthy minister of the Gospel. This is a picture of me leaving my private jet airplane:
 

 
I have been praying that God would send me a wealthy young woman to marry and to have my children. And now, praise God! You have come as an answer to my prayers. Please come and live in America with me and be my wife. You can move all of your family over with you. I have very powerful friends in the US Government and I can get you all of the immigration documents to live in the US legally and to become citizens. All I ask in exchange is for you to become my wife and to give me 40% of your money as a dowry.
 
You are my special darling in Christ.
 
Revered E. Dwayne Looper

 

Reverend E. Dwayne Looper of Elco,
 
Thanks for your mail and understanding.i have all the trust in you and hope that we will conclude this transaction.I want to inform you of my feelings that I will not like to cry for the second time. I am handing you all concerning this transaction. Contact the security company where this fund is deposited and request for the change of ownership in your name .Already, I have putten an application for the change of the ownership and the movement of the consignment through any of the names that I will summitte.
The name of the security company is
ASSISTANCE 2000 CI
CONTACT PERSON :DR.GODWIN N.CHUKWUOHA.
PHONE /0022507778983
EMAIL/ alertunit@keromail.com
 
Contact them immediately and proceed to the realese of this consignment.About your request, I have not option other to work with you.
I am waiting for the best result that you have concluded with the security company about the transaction.
 
Yours,
Adama Robert.

 

Dear Adama:
 
Please, we must first understand that we are to get married before I proceed any further. You seem in too much of a hurry about the money and not
about what God wants for our lives. I want you to take possession of the money in your name in any case. I am a incorporated as a church and
must have tax-exempt status. You must marry me first and bring the money into the marriage. We must be willing to get married online and have
a marriage certificate. Once we are married I will transfer the money into my name.
 
I can e-mail you the marriage vows and then all you do is to sign them and e-mail them back. Once we are married I can do the rest. Also, please
e-mail me proof that you have this money. I want to see proof. Because I am very extremely wealthy, many people make claims in an attempt
to get at my millions of dollars. This requires me to ask for proof.
 
What I want you to do is this:
 
1. Slow down.
2. Admit that you love me and want to marry me.
3. Send me proof that you have this money.
4. Agree to marry me over the internet.
 
Please agree to these conditions before we proceed. You seem too eager about money and are not showing me the love and respect I need and want as
your future husband. Also, I have shown you my photograph. Now I would like to see your photograph. I would especially like to see you dressed
in your bra and knickers in a sexy pose : -- )
 
Love,
 
Reverend E. Dwayne Looper
 
Dearest Reverend E. Dwayne Looper,
 
I am happy for your lovely mail.I want to tell you that I have no choice.
In my life, if I can have somebody like you as my husband that means I have all the good things
I asked God for. I really agreed to your order and please whatever way that will make this happen now do it.

I would love to send you the proof that you asked for,so send me your fax number to fax you all the legal proof.
and your telephone number to have oral discussion with you.
I want you to send to me the form immediately so that we can proceed with the neccessary steps.
I love and hope that you will not betray me after this business. Attached is my pictures which you requested for.
You can call me on my line for oral discussion. My direct line is 00225 07 43 83 21.
Lots of kisses.
Yours
Adama Robert.

Oral discussion? Suggestive photos?

 

Dear Adama:

I could never marry a woman who sends lurid photos of herself to men on the internet. You have broken my heart. I asked for photos as a test of your purity and you have failed. Had you refused to send the photos it would have proved your chastity and we would have wed. Alas, my search for the perfect Christian wife must continue without you.

Regards,

Reverend E. Dwayne Looper

 

Ladies Beware: The Reverend Looper is a cad and a bounder

who will do or say anything to see you clad only in your delicates!

 

Now onto Act IV -- The King of Nigeria

 

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