Here is the letter that my character named Harold Swanson sends to the lads when they ask for his banking information:
Swanson Precious Metals & Diamonds
Harold Swanson III, Proprietor & Broker
Beverly Hills, California
Please note that all transactions are by appointment only. Due to recent security concerns, no phone calls or faxes will be accepted. Please use our private e-mail address of Cash Land, Inc.77@adelphia.net per NOYFB* Code 9.86.11 which details rules governing precious metals and diamond transactions. Cash payments in excess of $10,000 will be reported as required by US law.
XXIII Novemberus in the Year of our Lord MMIV
Attn: MR.Ahmed Yusuf
Name of Bank: Grand Cayman Royal Reserve Banque
Address of Bank: Grand Cayman Islands
Name of Account: CCP Q Bleu 1929
Account Number: 1929uelBQPCC
Routing/ABA Number:GCRB-510-7qqb
Bankers Tel: Private
Fax: Private
Personal Details;
Personal/Company Name: Swanson Precious Metals & Diamonds
Personal/Company Address: Beverly Hills, California, USA
Tel #:Private Fax #: Private.
Note: Per NOYFB Code 9.86.11, precious metals and diamond dealers in the US may not provide phone or fax modalities to parties outside of America due to post-911 rules. All transactions with foreign nationals must be by e-mail only in order to maintain a written record of all transactions. Subsequent to Rule 15 of NOYFB, all written transactions remain the private property of the registered dealer and may not be monitored by the US Government without a subpoena pursuant to the provisions of the Patriot I Act of 2002 as amended in 2003 by the Patriot II Act.
With Best Regards,
Harold Swanson
Electronically signed per NOYFB Code 9.87.154 Rule 12.
Swanson Precious Metals & Diamonds: Serving the Elite since 1903.
* Note to Readers: "NOYFB" = None Of Your Fucking Business