PRINCE GOOEY IS DYING!!!

From: pricedan guei <princedan_guei@yahoo.com

Date: 2004/11/23 Tue AM 06:55:38 EST

Subject: $150,000
 
Dear Friend,
Top of the day to you.
I am prince dan guei I will want to solicit for your assistance to help
secure funds for me that is due for payment this is a total sum of $3,million. as a prince i dont want any body to know about it that why i seek your assistance to make this transfer in your nominated bank account , i am will to offer you $150,000 for your kind assistance
 
Please if you are willing to assist, i will want you to furnish me with your particulars, so as to enable me give you further details.
Please sir, you have to be an honest and trusted person, as more payments will be made through you.Please get back to me through my
private email I await your urgent response
 

Regards
PRINCE DAN GUEI.
SAUDI ARABIA

Prince:
 
You will have to offer me $1,000,000 for my help. 33% is the usual and customary fee I charge my clients for such assistance.
 
Regards,
 
Harold Swanson

 

Date: 2004/11/23 Tue PM 05:18:10 EST

Subject: $300,000
 
DEAR Harold,
 
thanks for your response, dont you think $1,000,000 is much? all you need do is to secure the funds in your account, please come down a little . i promise if we have a deal, we will do more business in future if you are an honest and trusted person, please let me know what you say, so we can make the agreement for transfer.

please do faward your phone number and fax for easy contact, my plan was delayed for some hours for tecnical reason, will give you my contact as soon as i get to london in few hours, only when you agree to come down a little. finally because of my position in my country i want it confidential with you.
 
many thanks
GUEI.
 

Prince Gooey has yet more to say:

DEAR  Harold
 
      further to my mail, have in mind that my reputation i protect so much, let it be for our eyes and ears only ok? this transaction is expected to last for 4 banking days.

 

Guei:
 
You are asking me to launder money and to break US laws. For that risk, you will pay me 33% or $1,000.000. If this is not acceptable, I wish you luck in finding another experienced insider who can move large sums of cash undetected.

H. Swanson

From: pricedan guei
Date: 2004/11/24 Wed AM 08:26:09 EST
Subject: $I,000.000

DEAR Harold,

further to my mail, i have carefully thouhgt about it and have decided to move the funds, you will deduct $1,000.000 only from the funds and before we proceed i would like to know how much you will take to move the second batch which is total $6,million, please i want to know more about you, as for me i was born in london will foward you my passport indentity as soon as i hear from you. be informed that all necessary information regards to this funds will be given to you to enhance smooth transfer to your account in the states, you are required to send your phone number/fax i we can talk more.

please get back immediately.
 
GUEI

My Dear Prince:

I will take my standard fee of 33% on the first miilion. I will then offer you a discount fee of 20% on the next six million dollars.

Regards,

Harold Swanson

Harold
i want  to open up and  confide in you about a lot of things.
i am suffering from a type of cancer known as luekemia,i have been battling this ailment for seven years.
i am always coming to london to see my personal physician.i have come to realise that despite my privileged status and blue blood, the mechanism of life id beyond human control.i am telling you this because money cannot cure me of luekemia.
i am a very depressed person,this is as a result of the intrigues that i witness in my family primarily because of the polygamous nature.
my half brothers are praying for me to die,they dont care about me ,they are more interested in sharing over $10,000,00 .this money is part of royal renumeration and entilements as a prince.
i am dying but i want to deny them the opportunity of looting my renumeration like vultures.
i have just come out of an appointment with my doctors,theyhave told me the bitter truth,i have less than two weeks to live.my liver  is badly ruptured.
i am insisting on handing over my monetary assests to you,a total stranger and you will committ over 70% of the funds to establish an international foundation named after me and dedicated to the fight against luekemia.
i will do everything to transfer custody todo within the next few days.
this will not affect our existing agreements on your percentages,i simply want your word of honour that you will carry out my wishes.
i have to go and rest now,my doctor insists.
let me have you word.
guei

I ignore the dying Price Gooey and four letters quickly follow:

1. I WILL BE IN LONDON LATER TODAY.PLEASE DONT DISCLOSE TO ANY ONE OK.

2. i need to have your phone number so i can call you from my sick bed, i dont want my doctor to know about it, or any member of my family till am no more.

3. WHAT HAPPENED ? I HAVE BEEN WAITING, CALL +447040111496. 

4. HELLO HAROLD,
 
HOPE NO PROBLEMS, WHATS THE DELAY.

Swanson, a crass materialist, at last emerges and asks the Prince if, as the he is going to die anyway, Harold can have his car:

Prince:

It is a holiday in America and my family is visiting at my estate. I read your letter. You have only two weeks left to live. That is terrible. I really want to help. Write me a letter and tell me how to make everything happen before you die. I will also want you to leave me one of your Rolls Royce automobiles to me in your will. I have ten Rolls as I collect these cars, but I want more so please let me know that I can have one of your Rolls when you die. How many do you own right now? I would consider buying five Rolls Royce automobiles from you for cash, but you have to leave me one for free in your will if you really want me to help.

Swanson

 

DEAR Harold Swanson,
 
 I HAVE READ YOUR FIRST/LAST MAIL, I THINK THE Rolls Royce IS NOT THE ISSUE FOR NOW, MY ATTORNEY WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT SO LONG AS YOU PROMISE TO DO MY BIDING, I HAVE ONLY 2 AND I WILL LEAVE ONE IN THE PALACE AS CUSTOM DEMANDS. BUT I HAVE THE LATEST Rolls Royce WHICH I WILL PRESENT TO YOU PROBABLY WHEN YOU SECURE THIS FUNDS.
 
THATS WHY I WANT TO MAKE SURE I FINALISE EVERY ARRANGMENT AND OTHER THINGS WILL BE TAKING CARE OF IN MY" WILL" I WILL GET BACK TO YOU AFTER MEETING WITH MY ATTORNEY.PRAY FOR MY SOUL.
 
GUEI
 

Guei:

You have only two Rolls Royce's? I guess you are not very wealthy for a Saudi prince. I am somewhat disappointed. Oh well, as long as you give me one of your Rolls when you die everything will be okay.

I hate to be so materialistic, but given that you have only a few weeks left to live I think it is important for you to make sure you give away your belongings to people you like. If you don't give everything away before you die your greedy relatives will swoop in like vultures before your body is even cold and steal everything that was yours.

Are you afraid to die? Or are you one of those Mooslims who believe that you will have seventy virgins waiting for you in Heaven? Just exactly how does Mooslismism work that way? What does it say happens after you die? And are you taking special pain medicine for your pain? If so, can you send me some so I can get high?

Also, please send me a picture of the Rolls Royce you will give me. I want to see the car before we proceed.

Swanson