Miss Obi then disappears; she was an invention of the lad used to keep me from sending money to this Usman Bello fraudster - but only so the real fraudsters could get Lionel's money. The world is awash in fraud and this conman was trying to con me as I scambaited him.
BISHOP A.
Colonel Zule Thorn, Director of Security for Lionel Drinkwater, makes his debut to chastise Bishop Abernathy:
Bishop Abernathy:
WELL YOU MAY BE DISAPPOINTED WITH MY BEHEVIOUR BUT IT SOME THING TO DO WITH MY LIFE, YEA, YOU MAY FEEL I WILL BE SAVE SOME OTHER PLACESES BUT MY GOD DIRECTED ME TO ACT THE WAY I DID. COLONEL THORN MAY SAY WHAT HE LIKES BUT I HAVE MY LIFE TO PROTECT.
BISHOP ABERNATHY
Colonel Thorn, who had been speaking perfect English, now slips into Russian-English. The lad never notices this glaring discrepancy:
Dear Colonel
The overly-chatty Sister Betty steps in to help with the tension between Bishop Abernathy and Colonel Thorn:
Dearest Bishop Abernathy:
Greetings to you in the wonderful name of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
My name is Mrs. Betty Ferguson and I work for Mr. Drinkwater as one of his
assistants. He has asked me to write to you because he feels that Colonel
Thorn is not treating you with the respect a Bishop of Jesus Christ deserves.
Mr. Drinkwater reads all of his e-mails even though he does not always have
time to personally respond. He has rebuked Colonel Thorn for the Colonel's
harsh and rude words to you and asked me to apologize to you on his behalf for
Colonel Thorn's behavior.
I will arrange to obtain your airline tickets from my travel agent. You said
you wanted to fly on KLM so I will book two first class tickets for you and
your assistant. Please tell me where you would like to fly from and to. This
is all confidential and Colonel Thorn will not be allowed to know anything or
to meet with you. Please use this hotmail address rather than the other
address. Too many people have access to the other e-mail address and so
Mr.Drinkwater sometimes uses this little hotmail address when he wants
privacy.Colonel Thorn does not know about this e-mail address and so please
don't give it to him. Colonel Thorn is a Russian and he is a very difficult
man. He was tortured by the Afghanis when he was captured during the Russian
invasion. He escaped, but his being tortured made him very mean. It is only
through Christ's salvation and mercy that Colonel Thorn is still human.
Here is the information you have sent:
For the ticket -$4600- Nwaosu Chike James,
Address- Nigeria
While $3000 for basic traveling and local airport taxes should be paid to –
Eze Williams
Address – Nigeria
Test question- relationship, answer-brotherhood
Bishop Abernathy, I am confused. Should I purchase the airline tickets for you
and Mr. Eze Williams? I can send them via DHL. Or do you want me to send
$7,600 USD by Western Union to Mr. Nwaosu Chike James in Nigeria and $3,000
USD by Western Union to Mr. Eze Williams? I am unclear. Please tell me what to
do and I will do it right away.
I will book your hotel rooms and a rental car when you arrive as well. Mr.
Drinkwater is still in Cameroon and wants to know whether you want to meet in
Madrid or Amsterdam and on what date.
Mr. Drinkwater is flying by himself to Lagos to visit to the Russian Embassy.
Mr. Drinkwater said that one of Colonel Thorn's men is flying in from Holland
to Lagos to meet him. I guess the man has some special kind of computer that
the Russians want to see. Mr. Drinkwater had to go to Lagos anyway to meet Mr.
Grady Linpopo who works as his agent in Africa. Bishop Abernathy, I think you
met Mr. Linpopo once at Father Graystone's funeral in 1992? Anyway, Mr.
Drinkwater will be in Lagos in a few days and then he will fly on to Madrid or
Spain as you prefer. Colonel Thorn is leaving Cameroon and going to Argentina
for some reason.
I think Mr. Drinkwater is going to give up work on the Crystal Cave. With your
being gone from Cameroon, Mr. Drinkwater and Colonel Thorn couldn't even find
the Crystal Cave. I have never seen Mr. Drinkwater so discouraged. But he was
not mad at you, Bishop.
I think if people were trying to kill you, you were right to leave Cameroon in
the middle of the night. My Uncle is Harald Porter. He is a Christian
missionary and has had to flee a few times when Muslims threatened to kill him
for preaching the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Why my Uncle Harald stays in Africa
is beyond me. He left Cameroon and is now in Ghana.
Bishop Abernathy, please send me details to clarify what you want me to do. I
have to fly to Singapore, but I will be checking e-mails every few hours. I am
on a little plane and we are stopping at many islands in the archipelago on
our trip. I am on a "Goodwill Tour" for The Elohim Society and am donating
money to various Christian charities on this trip. Rev. Looper was supposed to
go with me, but Mr. Drinkwater said Rev. Looper is very sick with the flu in
Holland. Please include Reverend Looper in your prayers that God would heal
him of the flu.
God bless you, Bishop. You are a very brave man and I am very proud of you and
everything you do for God.
Mrs. Betty Ferguson
Relieved to get some help -- and some money - the
lad replies to Mrs. Betty:
MY DEAR
BETTY,
MAY THE ALMIGHT GOD BE WITH YOU. YOUR EMAIL HAS GIVEN ME MORE CONFIDENCY IN
MEETING WITH MR. DRINKWATER, BUT I WANT TO BUY THE TICKET'S MYSELF. WELL WE
WILL MEET IN NETHERLAND I WILL
TELL YOU ONCE I AM THERE.
SEND THE MONEY AS I SPECIFIED.
NWAOSU----$4600--NIGERIA
JAMES-----$3000--NIGERIA.
THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. I HOPE YOUR ARE CLEARIFIED
NOW. PLEASE ONCE YOU SEND IT LET ME HAVE THE FULL INFORMATIONS. SENDER'S NAME,
RECEIVERS NAME, TEST QUESTION AND ANSWER, LOCATION (ADDRESS) YOU ARE SENDING
FROM E.T.C THANKS AND BYE, THE ALMIGHT GOD WILL BLESS AND KEEP YOU. GIVE MR.
DRINKWATER MY
WORDS, THAT I WILL SEE HIM IN NETHERLAND. HE SHOULD NOT TRANSFER ANY MONEY TO
USMAN BELLO IT WILL BE A WASTE.
BA
When Mrs. Betty replied, I had her mention that there is now a list of "banned people" WU has to observe and that this list is maintained by Western governments. I posted this on 419eater.com on Feb. 24, 2004, to share the ideas with others. In my post I said, "I think the idea of a list of persons banned by their respective governments from receiving any WU funds whatsoever would be a good rumor to plant amongst the lads. It would make them wonder. Anyone you don't like can be on the list and the list can apply to other countries as well. It is a usable theatrical effect so please use it.

The lad is salivating to get the money and sends Mrs. Betty a cheery little note:
DEAR MRS BETTY,
THANKS FOR YOUR EFFORT, THE ALMIGHT GOD WILL REWARD YOU.
PLEASE RESEND THE INFORMATION, IT WASN'T COMING OUT WELL.
HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.
YOURS IN CHRIST.
BA
Mrs. Betty (me) completely ignores his note
and so the lad has to remind her again the very next day. He ignores the
mention of banned persons:
DEAR MRS. BETTY,
PLEASE AS I MENTIONED IN MY YESTERDAY EMAIL I COULD NOT DOWNLOAD THE
ATTACHEDMENT. PLEASE RESEND. YOU KNOW I AM NEW HERE I DO NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT
THE SYSTEM HERE.
NWAOSU CHIKE JAMES HAS A TRAVELLING AGENCY HERE AND HE HIS A MEMBER OF
CHRISTIANS HERE THAT I MET.
WELL PLEASE RESEND THE OTHER MONIES TO EZE WILLIAMS. I AWAIT YOUR QUICK REPLY
AS I WILL WANT TO BE IN NETHERALND BE THE WEEKEND.
YOURS IN CHRIST
BA
DEAR BISHOP ABERNATHY:
Mrs. Betty (I signed it as Sister Judy because I lost
track of who's who) replies to the lad with bad news about the money. She cannot
send money by WU to Eze Williams. This will not be so easy:
Dear Bishop Abernathy:
I went to WU to send the money to (Eze Williams) and WU told me that my name is
now on their "WATCH LIST." They gave me a piece of paper which said:
"When a sender of money to a person on the banned
list is identified, the sender is not allowed to circumvent the banned person
list by using alias names for the banned person(s). The sender must therefore
file an affidavit under the penalty of perjury stating that they are not seeking
to circumvent the law or banned persons list by using alias names. Providing
false information to Western Union and its affiliates will subject the sender to
severe criminal penalties as specified in their country of residence."
WU said that the only way I could send Eze Williams money was if he filled out
the form and then sent the form with $50.00 for what is called a "Conditional
Use Permit." I can then send the $7600 to Eze Williams or you for on the
condition that it is for church-related work. I cannot pay the $50 according to
WU. It has to come from Eze Williams with the form. If you want to do this, I
will send $7650, but in any case we still need the form sent to some bureau that
WU has handling this matter. I feel like WU is treating me like a criminal and
all I am trying to do is to help a man of God. I feel like crying.
I just had my photograph taken for the annual report. I am attaching a copy for
you.
Love in Christ,
Sister Judy
Here is the WU "Conditional Use Permit" form Mrs.
Judy sent; it was made by the brilliant RevRKK:

DEAR SISTER JUDY,
WELL ARE YOU BACK FROM MANILA, THANK GOD YOU HAD A SAVE JOURNEY. WELL THOSE THAT
WANTED TO HELP, MR. EZE WILLIAMS AND CHIKE JAMES HAS DECIDED TO DISCONTINUE WITH
THE HELP. FOR REASONS BEST KNOWN TO THEM.
BUT COME TO IT, I HAVE BEEN MEETING THE WRONG PEOPLE SINCE I CAME HERE, NOW YOU
TOLD ME THAT COLONEL THORN IS IN NIGERIA FOR WHAT AND HE NEEDED VERY BIG SUM OF
MONEY FOR WHAT YOU DO NOT KNOW ABOUT. I STILL THINK I AM NOT SAVE HERE BUT I DO
NOT KNOW PEOPLE TO AVOID AND PEOPLE TO MEET.
NOW WHERE IS SISTER BETTY, I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND YOU PEOPLE ANY MORE.
I WILL WANT TO TALK TO MR. DRINKWATER CAN I HAVE IS TELEPHONE NUMBER. OR WILL
YOU SEND ME SOME OF THE MONEY TO AN ACCOUNT AS THE WU DO NOT ALLOW ANY OF YOU TO
SEND MONEY TO PEOPLE WHO ACCEPT ASSISTING ME TO CLAIM THE MONEY. THAT ALSO
MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL, THE HOTEL OWN MR. WILLIAMS AND MR. JAMES WHO OWNS A
TRAVELLING AGENCY IN THE HOTEL, I LOOK TO THEM LIKE A CRIMINAL RUNNING AWAY FROM
SOME KIND OF CRIME COMMITTED SO MANY OF THEM DO NOT WANT TO HAVE MUCH WITH ME.
BUT MY PERSONAL PROBLEMS IS THAT MORE PEOPLE HERE KNOWS MY IDENTITY NOW. I HAVE
TO MOVE OUT OF HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
IF YOU ARE STILL INTERSETED IN SENDING THE MONEY ME, THEN DO IT TO THIS A/C-
BANQUE BANORABE
38-40 AVE DES CHAMPS ELYSESS 75008
PARIS
SWIFT CODE: BANOFRPP
A/C NO: 2600282610176
BENEF: T.T. INTERNATIONAL
AS WU DO NOT ALLOW YOU TO DO IT THROUGH THEN.
WELL OR LET ME LOOK INTO OTHER OPTION BEFORE ME AND KNOW WHAT TO DO.
YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND I AM NO LONGER FEELING SAVE HERE SO I WILL LEAVE I WANT TO
LEAVE SOON.
THANKS AND BYE
MAY GOD BLESS YOU.
YOURS IN CHRIST
Mrs, Betty will not allow the lad to ignore the WU form; she also hints at problems with Colonel Thorn:
Dear Bishop Abernathy:
I am still waiting for you to send me to WU form so I can send you the money. WU
will not allow me to send you money unless I return the
form. I have the money ready to send. I thought you urgently needed the money.
On another matter, have you heard from Colonel Thorn? He has
disappeared and not reported in for duty at headquarters. He said he had urgent
personal business to handle. He just called in to ask me to send him expense
money by WU and so I sent him some money. Yet I just checked his bank balance at
Drinkwater Financial Services and he has deposited a total of $76,350 in cash in
the last four days. I assume this is coming from the religious crusade you are
holding. Is Colonel Thorn at your religious crusade, Bishop? If so, why is he
depositing money for your church in his personal account?
This is so unusual. Colonel Thorn now has over
$200,000 in just one of his accounts and I don't know which churches it is
coming from. Sometimes he
couriers money for the churches so it is safe, but this is a lot of money from a
crusade in Abuja. We usually only collect $6,000 or so.Mr. Drinkwater is gone
and I don't know what to do. Mr. Drinkwater is in Europe on private business and
asked not to be disturbed. So what is happening? And where is the WU form? I
want to send you money and I just can't. I don't know why everything is crazy
and mixed up right now.
Yours in Christ,
Sister Betty
The lad does not like the form and he never filled it out. Instead, he again tries to circumvent the form by asking Mrs. Betty to send money to a bank account and not through WU, thereby avoiding the form:
DEAR MRS. BETTY,
I HAVE GIVEN THE WU FORM TO MR. EZE WILLIAMS WHO INSIST ON CONSULTING HIS
ATTORNEY BEFORE DOING ANY THING. MR JAMES ALSO HAS GOTTEN IS ATTORNEY TO ACT ON
THE ON HIS BEHALF. YOU SEE I MR. EZE WILLIAMS OWNS THE HOTEL I AM PUT UP FOR
NOW. BUT I DO NOT
DISCLOSE MY TOTAL IDENTITY TO HIM FOR SECURITY PURPOSE. MR JAMES OWN A
TRAVELLING AGENCY WHICH I INTEND USE FOR TICKETING FOR THE TRIP. BUT NOW THEY
HAVE KNOWN ME I WILL WANT TO LEAVE HERE VERY SOON.
MR EZE WILLIAMS INSIST ON GETTING THEIR ATTORNEYS TO REACT TO THE WU FORM, SO
THAT WILL TAKE SOME TIME, HE DO NOT KNOW WHY THIS SHOULD BE SO.
WELL I HAVE NOW TO GO TO A REV. HERE AND TELL HIM MY PROBLEMS. THEN HE ACCEPT TO
ASSIST, BUT HE ALSO TOLD ME THAT THE MONEY IS MUCH, IT SHOULD BE SEND TO TWO,
THEN HE GAVE ME THIS NAMES AND ADVICE YOU NOT TO USE ONE WU OFFICE, AND DO NOT
USE THE SAME WU OFFICE.
THE NAMES ARE
MRS. MARLEEN M. DESHASC---NIGERIA
MR. CHUKWUKA R. OGUGUA-----NIGERIA
THE TWO OF THE ARE PERSONAL ASSIST TO THE REV. THEIR WILL BE NO PROBLEM WITH
THEM.
I AM VERY SORRY FOR THE PROBLEMS THIS HAS BEEN COURSING YOU.
PLEASE I HOPE I CAN MEET UP WITH MR. DRINKWATER IN EUROPE. REMAIN BLESSED
YOUR'S IN CHRIST.
BA
Sister Betty offers a curt reply to the
lad's suggestion that monies be sent to a corporate account:
Dear Bishop Abernathy:
Mr. Drinkwater said he will give you some money as a donation, but that he will
not deposit any money into the corporate account you have provided. He said to
remind you that you are not allowed to mix God's money with any corporate
investments you may have.
Mr. Drinkwater also said that he can have Rev. Porter meet you with some money.
Rev. Porter is in Cotonou at the moment, but can travel to meet you in Lagos. I
assume you are in Lagos?
Mr. Drinkwater wants you to meet Rev. Porter in person to give a full account of
what happened and why you fled Cameroon and what happened with the Crystal Cave.
Once you have filed a report in person, Rev. Porter will arrange for you to
receive $15,000 for your 2004 stipend.
The Board of Directors of the Elohim Society has said that they will not send
you any money, however, until you give Rev. Porter a full report in person.
When you abandoned the Crystal Cave project you disappointed many people who had
so earnestly prayed that Elijah's Dagger -- the most Holy of the Seven Relics of
Gad -- would be found. Yet we understood that people, strangers, were trying to
kill you. Still, you have to file a report to settle this matter.
On another issue, Colonel Thorn is in Nigeria and he keeps making very large
cash deposits into his personal accounts. He says the money is from religious
crusades and that he is working as the bodyguard to Pastor David Achia of
Maranatha Ministries. Do you know this Pastor David Achia? We have never heard
of him or his ministry. We are suspicious because Colonel Thorn left in such a
hurry. Has Colonel Thorn contacted you? He has not checked in with us since last
week and this is not like him. He usually calls everyday. Please let me know if
Colonel Thorn contacts you. Tell him that Mr. Drinkwater has ORDERED HIM TO CALL
ASAP. Use the code phrase, "J. DOG SAYS HELLO." Mr. Drinkwater urgently needs to
send Colonel Thorn some funds for a special mission mandated by the Elohim
Society.
Mr. Drinkwater is busy with other matters and has asked me to liase with you.
Mr. Drinkwater has many people on his personal staff and so I understand why it
is difficult for you to keep track of everyone. You too seem to have many
friends and acquaintances. Whatever happened to Mr. Usman Bello? He wrote me an
e-mail the other day asking me to send him $5,000 so he could get the tax
stamps. Mr. Drinkwater told me to ignore him. He is some kind of con man I
think.
Father Thurgood told me to send you his regards and asked me to ask you where
you wanted the 25 Yamaha electrical generators you ordered last July shipped. He
said they are the 20,000 watt generators for the YWAM crusades that Campus for
Christ is helping you conduct in April. The generators are here and we are ready
to send them by DHL. Please advise.
Yours in Christ,
Sister Betty
PS: Sister Judy Smythe is still in Manila with her friend Lourdes La Palma.
The lad replies, but whines about not
being treated fairly. He demands money:
Dear Betty,
I have tried to contact Colonel Zulu; I am waiting for his email. I will tell
you out rightly that I do not like the way you are treating me.
I am now dry up now. Please send me the money, tell Mr. Drinkwater That I am
complaining out the treatment I am being given.
The a/c I sent is not a business a/c but if money is been transferred into it
with the payment slip the company that owns the a/c will give me the money here
in their local currency. I hope you can send me the money asap.
BA
Sister Betty mentions a growing concern about Colonel Thorn:
Dear Bishop Abernathy:
Colonel Thorn will not answer my e-mails. Can you please try to contact him?
Maybe he will answer you. Something is very wrong. Please use the code
phrase, "J. Dog Says Hello." This is very urgent, repeat: VERY, VERY URGENT.
Who is this Pastor David Achia? We fear trouble!
Regards,
Sister Betty
Colonel Thorn suddenly reappears in a very menacing manner. By cross-checking with other scambaiters at the 419eater board, I find that this same lad has attempted to con a colleague of mine at 419eater.com by using the name of Eze Williams. He even sent a photo of himself as Eze Williams. In order to prove his KGB credentials, the Colonel produces the picture of Eze Williams which comes courtesy of my colleague. The lad has to think that Colonel Thorn hacked his computer. It also shows the power and reach of our scambaiting network:


Colonel Thorn has made his move: He wants to cross over to the dark side and do "jobs" with a "guyman." Thorn attaches the long list of names seen below. This list floats around the internet at various sites and shows the many different names that 419 con artists use. The list is by no means exhaustive for there are thousands of bogus names used by 419 con artists. The computer that Thorn's agent took in Holland is a reference to another one of my scambaits in which Colonel Thorn's men took a laptop from a lad in a shootout in Amsterdam. I want to make the lad think that Thorn has somehow obtained a computer that belonged to a big-time lad and that this laptop is packed with useful scamming information
| Mohammed Koloma Ali | Sanni Ahmeed | Kassim Aku |
| Mrs. Safiatu Amina | Alhaji Suleiman Abubakar | Alex Adenekan |
| Wetego Adams | Mrs. Ann Addi | George Abdulah |
| Mark Azih | Nelson Ayodele | Lawrence Akugbe |
| Oliver Akubueze | Saed Bin Asigby | Chief J.K. Ajayi |
| Dr. Ibrahim Ahmed | Engr. Stephen Ademola | Julius Akorah |
| Dr. Abu Ahmed | Martinez Adama | Fona Amilo |
| Ahmed Adjo | Waheed Adedokun | Dr. Joseph Aboh |
| Kunlejida Afolabi | Rashid Al-Haji | Williams Adebayo |
| Tony Agbo | Austin Alabi | Dr. Martins Aloye |
| Dr. Akwa | Patrick Armstrong | Dr. David Adams-Cole |
| ABACHA | ||
| Maryam Abacha | Ado Abacha | Hajia Mariam Abacha |
| Mariam Abacha | Abdul Abacha | Mohammed Abacha |
| Mrs. Aishat Abacha | Mrs. Jumai Afusat Abacha | Mrs. Munirat Abacha |
| Hajia Aminat Abacha | Marian Sani Abacha | Zabinb Abacha |
| Zainab Abacha | ||
| B | ||
| A. A. Basil | Alhaji Akimola Bayo | Chris Bonnet |
| Rich Ben | Dan Benibor | Katherine Bongani |
| C Ballo | Abbas Bundu | Col. Thierry Blamo |
| Shena Bagwa | Adekunle Banjo | Dr. Danladi Bako |
| Paul Baba | Stephen Babatunde | Johnson P. Bellow |
| Dr. Jeff Okoya Badmus | Dr. Sijuwade Bongo | Eng. Egoh Boyo |
| Akin Bashiru | ||
| BELLO | ||
| Dr. Rasheed Bello | Maya Idris Bello | Dr. Usman Bello |
| C | ||
| Theresa Coleman | Fatima Chiroro | Fawehinmi Cole |
| Thomas Carter | Powell Chika | N. Chuka |
| Dr. Philip Camara | Lucette Cece | Andrew Chidi |
| Engr. Ighore Churchill | Major John Combo | Roland / Hassan Coleman |
| Titi Cabila | Jerry Connece | Dr. Frank Crane |
| Andrew Chidi | Larry Casthewayo Sweat | Larry Kosweat |
| D | ||
| Anthony Darare | Dr. Felix Dikeibo | Mathew Donalds |
| Al-Amin Ibn Dada | Jafar Dang | Franklin Dimmoh |
| Irene Dickson | Ceacer David | Dr. Chris Duga |
| Dr. Masswilld Dan | Dr. Emeka Dozie | Graham Davis |
| Dr. Hassan Dagogo | ||
| E | ||
| Emmanuel Ebere | Anthony Egobia | Barrister Phillips Emovon |
| Edmound Ekpabey | Godwin Emeka | Anthony Eze |
| Jose Emmanuel | Anthony Edmunds | |
| F | ||
| Mike Franklin | Egbo Francois | Alan Fumbi |
| G | ||
| Gbenga R. Gbenga | Thomas Giwa | Emeka Gideon |
| Dr. Frank Godson | Ezeugwunne Godwinchukwuma | Mrs. Queen Giwa |
| G. K. Godwin | ||
| GWARZO | ||
| Alhaji Ishmaila Gwarzo | Abu Gwarzo | Mohammed Ismaila Gwarzo |
| H | ||
| Syed Hassen | Michael Haruna | Bello Hassan |
| Hassan H. Hassan | ||
| I | ||
| Keffas Idris | Dr. Fred Ikem | Tony Ige |
| Dr. Ahmed Idris | Fred Ibe | Martins E. Ibrahim |
| Celestine Ibe | James Igba | Engr. Maharaja Ikem |
| Dr. John Ibe | ||
| J | ||
| David Jackson | Bobotu Tasia Juju | Adebayo Jones |
| Barrister Samuel Johnson | Wahab Janaku | Elijah Johnson |
| K | ||
| James Kokoh | James Kokoma | Fatimat Koroma |
| Michael Kabrilla | Bako Kura | Colonel Elijar Kubu |
| Dennis Kofi | Emmadams Koffi | Barrister Kube Karim |
| Mohamed Deen Kamara | Dr. Eric Kwami | Simon Kanboru |
| George Kabbah | Mallam Abba Kyari | Sedat Kaya |
| Mouga Kazim | Ismaila Musa Koffi | Meche Kings |
| Steven Kogi | John Shahili Kamuzu | |
| KABILA | ||
| Deborah M. Kabila | George Kabila | Titi Kabila |
| L | ||
| Adeoye Lambo | Togbe Lawson | Mrs. Alvin Lamine |
| Cletus Lamine | Martin Lawrence | Inkyoug Lee |
| Robert Lee | William T. Lewis | Dr. Zoro Lugard |
| Dr. Solomon Lar | Sergio Louise | |
| M | ||
| Thabo Moloto | Kalu Momodu | Idris Mamman |
| Dr. George Masinga | Konate Mani | Felix Moyo |
| Peter Michael | George Mankarious | Emile Mutambo |
| Dr. Robert Mooma | David Weyne Mutango | James Morgan |
| Larry Moore | Gloria Momoh | Col. John Muguh |
| Uiku Mavzer | Eng. John Momoh | Dr. Aaron Momodu |
| Barrister Michael Moss | Johnson Mayaki | |
| MARTINS | ||
| Monica Martins | Carlos Martins | Steve Martins |
| Young Martins | ||
| MOHAMMED | ||
| Hassan Mohammed | Abass Mohammed | Sanni Mohammed |
| MUSTAPHA | ||
| Dr. Ahmed Mustapha | Dan Mustapha | Usman Mustapha |
| Agogo Mustapha | Hamza Al-Mustapha | Dr. Mohammed Mustapha |
| MUSA | ||
| Folade Musa | Alhaji Ademola Musa | Dasuki Musa |
| Ibrahim Ali Musa | ||
| N | ||
| Barrister Briggs Nwosu | Kayode Naiyeju | William Nibo |
| Dr. Norbert Nwaokedi | David Newman | Hanson Nyatsanza |
| Victor Nwachi | ||
| O | ||
| Dr. Sheye Obodos | Chief Pius Obaseki | Ediri Omogbai |
| Barrister Ike Ofuobi | Barrister Frank Okafor | Robert Olanipaku |
| Daniel W. Omomo | Arturo E. Oyarzo | Godwin Oyathelemi |
| Tony Onyi | Dr. Peter Omokaro | Benjamin Ojiani |
| Toyin B. Oladokun | Omo Oshun | George Obozuwa |
| William Obidike | James Obiendu | Sampson Okoli |
| Kenneth Osagie | Morakinyo Ojo | Dr. James Omenka |
| Kingsley Okon | Anthony Oborl | Martin Ona |
| William Ofor | Dr. Smith Omezie | Thomas Olembeka |
| William Onwukalu | Dr. John Odudu | |
| P | ||
| Alex Princewell | James Pascal | Dr. Martins Peters |
| Jerry Peter | Clement Pierret | |
| Q-R | ||
| Dr. R. M. Rasheed | ||
| S | ||
| Adamu Smith | Alhaji Adamu Shagari | Selestin Songo |
| Dr. Debura Samaila | Mercy Swarin | Mike / Musa Swarin |
| Dr. Idris Abdul Sumanguru | Dr. Yusuf Sese | Longicamell Sarowiwa |
| Dr. Elvis Sankoh | James Smith / Simth | Abuch Sankoh |
| Martin Shyaka | Aminu F. Sali | Dr. Benson Shafik |
| Kumo Salim | ||
| T | ||
| Bobotu Tisa | Billy Tony | Ahmed Toro |
| Milton Teahjay | Dr. Fred Thabo | |
| U | ||
| Tajeed Umaru | Dr. Victor Ubong | Alex Ubah |
| Josiah Umaro | Steve Ujeh | John O. Udeh |
| Abdul Jamal Umar | Maj. Osogaeme Ugba | Bello Usman |
| Jeremiah Ude | Gilbert Unoh | Ume Ugo |
| USENI | ||
| Richard Useni | Tijani Useni | Musa Useni |
| Garuba Useni | Dr. Yusef Useni | Kuku Hassan Useni |
| V | ||
| Ene Vincent | ||
| W | ||
| Lucas Wetego | ||
| WILLIAMS | ||
| Kodjo Williams | Eze Williams | David Williams |
| Y | ||
| Teslim Yusuf | Danlami Yaro ( Dan ) | Edward Yao |
| Dr. Wisdom Yayah | ||
| Z | ||
| Dr. Mark Zeb | Dr. Lugard Zoro |
The lad then responds to Colonel Thorn:
The original James Chume scambait.
The Last Will & Testament of Dr. Calvin Crocker
Elijah's Dagger
And now that Colonel Thorn has crossed over to the dark side, I will begin yet another distinct phase in my scambaiting of this lad. This new phase is entitled, "Colonel Thorn Crosses Over to the Dark Side."
COLONEL THORN CROSSES OVER TO THE DARK SIDE