ZuleThe Colonel and the Lad start to
get chummier and even compare notes on Lionel Drinkwater. As a scambaiter, it
is interesting to use this ruse to get inside the mind of a 419 con artist. I
know from triangulating with another scambaiter colleague who is also working
him that he lives in Lagos but travels to Cotonou in the Benin Republic. My
colleagues and I also think he is part of a syndicate. We next see that he
uses the name of "Mark" -- perhaps because some conmen call victims their
"marks"? The lad still wants the Range Rover:
ZULU,
I AM MARK, OKAY IT GOOD SETTLING SCORES WITH JUDY. I WILL BE HAPPY IF YOU
CAN GET THE RANGE FOR ME. I HAVE REACHED MR. DRINKWATER FROM BAR. WILLIAMS
ASKING FOR THE MY $25.000. I TOLD HIM TO PAY $8,500 FIRST WITH A FRIENDS
NAME IN COTONOU HE ASKED FOR EXPLAINATION WHY HE SHOULD PAY TO THIRD PART I
EXPLAINED TO HIM. THEN I WANT TO REACH HIM FROM BISHOP ABERNATHY E-MAIL BOX
I ASK FOR THE $50T OR $95T HE SHOULD PAY TO A BANK A/C. WHAT DO YOU THINK.
YOU CAN TELL HIM TO CONTACT ALHAJI IDRIS AHMED OF CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
ON THIS E-MAIL
ahmedidris@presidency.com,
THEN TELL HIM I AM INCHARGE OF PAYING HIM. HE SHOULD CONTACT TO CONCLUDE
ARRANGEMENTS ON THE PAYMENT. HE SHOULD RE MEMBER TO COPY YOU. YOU HAVE TO
TELL ME THE TOTAL AMOUNT TO PAY HIM AND ALSO SEND ME A COPY OF THE FORM HE
SIGN SO THAT EVERY THING WE GO IN ACCORDANCE WITH WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING.
I HAVE CONCLUDED WITH THE BANK PEOPLE THEY WILL RECEIVE HIM THERE AND THE
SITTING WE BE OKAY.
WELL TILL WE SEE.
Lionel replies to Mark aka Michael Williams demand for money using a
trick I call the "obscure currency angle." The angle works this way:
Essentially, you keep saying yes to the lad and then when he asks for the
money, tell him you will mail him a cheque in an obscure currency.
Drinkwater Island uses the currency of French Tahiti which is
Comptoirs Franзais du Pacifique Francs
(symbol XPF), or the Pacific French Franc. Lionel offers to pay Williams in
XPF. Lionel uses this opportunity to remind the lad how his greed cost him
the $25,000 and the Range Rover because we have to keep that wound open and
bleeding in this fight. Lionel also conveniently erects other hurdles as you
will read:Dear Mr. Williams:
The official currency of Drinkwater Island is the Comptoir (Tahitian French
Franc - currency symbol XPF). I will be mailing your designee a certified
cheque payable in XPF for the amount equal to USD $8500. Please give me a
mailing address and I will send via DHL. Officially, I cannot pay this
amount as you were named in a criminal charge for filing a false claim
against the Estate of my Uncle Calvin.
Although I declined to press charges, you are still on file with the FBI as
a suspect foreign national as is James Chume. I will warn you that should
you ever attempt to enter the USA or its possessions, you are subject to
arrest for having knowingly filed a false claim. Although I did not press
charges, the FBI considers your actions a criminal matter and maintains a
file on you and Mr. Chume. So a word to the wise: Do not go to the USA. This
matter exists because my Uncle Calvin was a US citizen and his Will was
probated in the USA.
I was trying to help my friend Mr. James Chume receive $25,000 and a Range
Rover when you jumped in and filed your own claim. Had you not filed a
second claim using the same signature, Mr. Chume would have been awarded
$25,000 and the Range Rover would have been shipped to him.
I am surprised that Mr. Chume still has anything to do with you. I am only
dealing with you because I owe Colonel Zule Thorn a favor. By the way, his
name is "ZULE" not "ZULU" as you have written. I will warn you that the
Colonel does not like to be called "ZULU" even by mistake. Please try to use
the proper form of his name or you will anger him -- and you do not want him
mad at you. Colonel Thorn is not someone to anger
or cross.
You will have to accept my cheque in XPF and then have it converted in
Benin. I will not be responsible for conversion fees. Where would you like
me to send the cheque? Do not ask me to use WU or a wire transfer because
this is an unofficial transaction. I can process the cheque through my own
bank and this will protect the anonymity of the transfer.
Regards,
Lionel Drinkwater
Zulu? Yikes! "Mark" does not want Zule Thorn mad at him and offers a
quick apology. He also asks for help with this damn XPF thing as XPF is
probably very difficult to get converted in Nigeria or the Republic of
Benin:
DEAR ZULE,
SORRY IS LIKE I MISSED SPELL YOUR NAME THE OTHER TIME.
PLEASE MR. DRINKWATER WANT TO SEND MONEY IN XPF CURRENCIES (DRINKWATER
ISLAND CURRENCY) I DO NOT KNOW HOW I WILL CONVERT IT.
DO YOU ADVISE ME TO COLLECT IN THAT CURRENCY OR INSIST ON BEEN PAID
THROUGH WU.
BYE I WISH YOU LUCK ON YOUR MISSION.
Comrade:
Is Tahitian French Franc and is legal currency. You have any French
banks where you live? French banks convert XPF. Otherwise, ask LD to send
you gold coins. Sometimes he pays me in gold coins and I sell gold. LD can
also pay you in equipment such as laptop computer or jewlry. He paid me in
Rolex watches sometimes. I have four Rolexes he paid me with for some work
I did. He has paid me in digital cameras, airplane tickets, rare watches,
ect.
LD gets bribes and gifts from the wealthy clients that come to his
island. He gives most gifts away to pay people and he keeps his money. On
Drinkwater Island, LD is god and law unto himself. Very powerful people
fly to Drinkwater Island because they can use drugs, have mistresses,
gamble, have orgies, do whateever.
One man, a CEO of big American company, is like to have prostitute fuck
him in ass with dildo. I film whole thing secret. LD keeps in case he ever
needs. I have films of everything. Is big whorehouse on Drinkwater Island
with beautiful women. Much perverted sex goes on and all is filmed.
Mr. Anderson should be contacting your bank soon. Come over to Lag
soon.
How can I be sure I can trust you and your comrades? What is to keep
you from shooting me? How we establish trust quickly?
If you say "No worry, is honor among men," I take your word. But know I
have people to help me. I want to bring over two friends to be with me. I
pose as Russian financier and they pose as bodyguards. I have diplomatic
passport. I want your guarantee of my safety, ja? You must give promise. I
come over and meet your Don. We have drinks, dinner, shake hands as men.
Is how it works. Trust. I buy house in Lag with guards, maids, servants.
Have already much money. I need luxury mansion, please tell me: How do I
buy fortress mansion in Lag? How much money for such home?
If jobs goes good, I not retire. I do more jobs with the rich people I
know from Drinkwater Island. We can get them to Lag and take $500,000 or
more from each. If they complain, I have films of them in sexually deviate
acts. Is good plan? I make list. I know 24 very rich people who come over
to Lag if I invite them. We can do it all in maybe five months and get
rich. I need Nigerian partners and we do 50/50. Is even. Has to be even.
Do Svidaniya,
Zule
Williams, whom I have found to be quite a pompous ass, replies to
Lionel with a very arrogant letter:
DEAR SIR,
WELL I HAVE DECIDED TO ACCEPT THE
CHECK IN XPF, BUT IT WILL BE FOR $25,000 AND SOME ADDITION FOR
THE CONVERTION MARGIN. SO THAT I WILL HAVE NO NEED TO REACH
YOU AGAIN. THANKS AND BYE.
MR. EZEUGO LAWRENCE UGO
NO34-36 CARRE ZOGBO,
COTONOU-BENIN REPUBLIC
TEL NUMBER-229-98-80-72.
THE ABOVE ADDRESS SHOULD BE USED INCLUDE THE
TELEPHONE NUMBER. PLEASE SIR SEND ME THE DHL INFORMATION TO
ENABLE ME TRACK IT.
THANKS AND BYE,
GOOD LUCK AND GOD BLESS YOU.
N.B. JUST USE THE NAME AND ADDRESS AS
IT IS I WILL CLAIM IT.
WILLIAMS
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Lionel will not be trifled with in this
presumptuous manner:
13 March 2004
Dear Mr. Williams:
I beg your pardon, but the amount for which you asked was $8500. How dare you
tell me that you will take $25,000. You are in no position to dictate terms to
me in this rude manner. In any case, I have drawn a cheque for 830,020.13 XPF,
which is the equivalent of $8500 USD based on today's conversion rate as
follows:
8,500.00 USD United States Dollars = 830,020.13 XPF
Comptoirs Français du Pacifique Francs
1 USD = 97.6494 XPF 1 XPF = 0.0102407 USD
You will have to pay all conversion costs. Further, I will not pay money or
send money to a third party. I do not know this person:
MR. EZEUGO LAWRENCE UGO
NO34-36 CARRE ZOGBO,
COTONOU-BENIN REPUBLIC
TEL NUMBER-229-98-80-72.
I have made the cheque out to your name -- Michael Williams -- and will send
it by DHL to your law office, the address of which you show on your letterhead
as:
Michael Williams & Associates
Attn: Barrister Michael Williams
II Carri2. Zugbu-Cotonou
Republic of Benin
My attorney advises me that I should not pay a third party because I do not
know this person. He may be a terrorist or a drug dealer. I cannot afford to
risk sending money to persons unknown to me. I do have your name on file, and
although you are on the FBI's list, my attorney tells me that as you have not
been convicted of any crime, I can pay you legal fees that pertained to my
Uncle Calvin. However, I have to pay you by your legal name and at your legal
address. So please disabuse yourself of any notion that I will pay any of your
associates money.
This is the best I can do given all that has happened. My Uncle Calvin never
liked you. He liked your friend Mr. James Chume, but he never trusted you. He
believed that you were in a voodoo cult of some sort. I have no idea about
that, but I do know that I will not accept your demand to be paid $25,000.
This is nonsense and I will not tolerate such nonsense. Perhaps people do
these things in your country, but they do not do such things in the West or
here in French Tahiti.
On a related note, please get the idea out of your head that Colonel Thorn can
somehow compel me to send you or Bishop Abernathy money. I had one of my
friens call Colonel Thorn and straighten him out about the matter of respect.
Frankly, Colonel Thorn is having problems with the Russian Mafia. The Colonel
apparently owes the Russian Mafia some money and he is being forced to work
for them on various assignments until he has repiad them his debt. This debt
was caused by the Colonel's mistress and this matter is not my problem. I
myself have no problems with the Russian Mafia and we are on good terms. The
Russian Mafia likes Colonel Thorn, but he has to work to repay them. I do not
know where the Colonel is, but I have deduced that you have spoken with him
because he was insisting to me that I must pay you money. I owe the Colonel a
favor and so I am sending you the cheque to your law office.
I had spoken to you earlier about helping me to get Bishop Abernathy out of
the country. According to Colonel Thorn, Bishop Abernathy is in a monastery in
Africa somewhere on a heroin treatment program. The Colonel will not tell me
where he is. I am mad at the Colonel, but he says he is protecting Bishop
Abernathy from my wrath. This is not true. I simply need to know some
information from Bishop Abernathy.
This information is very important. The Bishop has a small book with him and I
need to know what is in the book. The book is called the "CCP" book and is
very valuable to me. Frankly, if I can get the CCP book, I will not even need
to see Bishop Abernathy. I will pay $50,000 USD for the book. If you need
money, then find a way to get me the book. If the Bishop doesn't have it, then
Colonel Thorn has it and he is lying to me. He says he does not have it, but
he is the only person besides me and the Bishop who knows about it. I have
offered Colonel Thorn $50,000 for the book, but he says he wants $1,000,000
and that is ridiculous -- and also proves that he knows where the CCP book is
hidden.
Regards,
Lionel Drinkwater
What I am doing is forcing the lad to stick to his
story. He has given me a fake name and a fake address -- but Lionel doesn't
know this, and so by God the cheque is going to this name and address in XPF:
Take it or leave it!
I once had a lad chase around Lagos for three weeks looking for a bank where
he could exchange the equivalent of $45,000 or so in XPF. He begged me to send
him USD and even offered a discount. He begged me to send USD by WU and I said
FU. Actually, LD got in a plane crash flying to another island to WU money,
for DI has no WU office. That story is in the
Richard Ndlovu scambait. So now my lad has XPF being DHL'd to his fake
name and address. Whatever will he do??? Poor mugu
"Mark" next assures CZT that Nigerian 419 con
artists never double-cross people and that CZT is perfectly safe coming
to Nigeria with a lot of cash and no bodyguards. One consistent strategy of
the lads is to make sure their victims are alone. In other scambaits I have
mentioned bodyguards and the lads always flip out and protest that my
characters are safe and that armed bodyguards will only cause problems --
which they will for the lads. How can you rob a person with armed bodyguards?
COMRADE ZULE,
ONE THING I HAVE TO ASSURE OF IS THAT WE NIGERIA'S DO NOT DOUBLE CROSS
PEOPLE, WE AR EIN THIS KIND OF GAME BECAUSE OF THE HARDSHIP HERE. I WILL
ADVICE YOU NOT TO COME WITH TOO MANY PEOPLE FOR A START BUT WHEN YOU SEE
WHAT THE SITUATION IS LIKE THEN YOU CAN BRING MORE PEOPLE.
BUT I WILL ADVICE TO COME FIRST WITHOUT BODY GUARDS THAT WILL RAISE EYES
ON YOU.
IF IT TRUST I THINK I SHOULD BE AFRAID OF YOU WITH YOU EXPIRANCE AND
CONNECTION NO BODY CAN THINK OF DOUBLE CROSSING YOU.
TILL WE MEET YOU WILL KNOW THAT I AM MORE SWEET THAN YOU IMAGIN. PLEASE
TALK TO MR. DRINKWATER TO PAY ME THE MONEY SORRY BUT I AM DOWN NOW I NEED
MONEY BEFORE YOU ARRIVE.
HOUSE HERE COST FROM $100,000 TO $400,000 DEPENDING ON THE LOCATION YOU
WANT.
BUT THAT WILL BE TILL YOU COME WE DRAW OUT PLANS AND MAKE SWEET MONEY.
I WILL ASK MR. DRINKWATER TO SEND ME THE CHEQUE AS WILLIAMS. THEN PLEASE
IF YOU CAN TALK TO HIM TO SEND THE OTHER ONE AS BA.
PLEASE I WILL WANT TO COME AHEAD OF YOUR CLIENT. SO THAT WE WILL PERFECT
ARRANGEMENTS BEFORE THEY ARRIVE.
BYE MARK
Hallo Mark:
I spoke with LD and is he wants to pay you with XPF or goods. You like
laptops or watches? What can you sell for money?
He can even send you automobile via Benin. What kind of automobile you
want? Problem is with American FBI. LD owns bank
and BA and Chume now are characterised as criminals due to fraud. This
places limits on what LD can do as banker.
He cannot send WU or USD as situation is monitored by computers.
Send me shopping list of goods worth $50,000 that you can sell for
cash. I can have friend fly in private air cargo plane to Lag. You would
pick up from airplane at night.
I will not bring bodyguards when we meet. I come alone we meet in lobby
of motel. Anderson women is still ehaving female complaint. Some problem
with her private parts. Mr. Anderson wants to come alone, but I say no. We
need both as my feeling is woman is easire to get money from.
Russian you can trust. We are very loyal to friends and brutal to
enemies. Is good partnership Nigerian and Russian, ja?
What tribe do you belong? Igbo?
Do Svidaniya,
Zule
Mark answers: Blah, blah, blah, make my life easy
and get me USD. Send Anderson man now all by himself. Send more money. I
am a lazy goddamn thief, etc:
MY DEAR BROTHER ZULE,
I WILL SAY I TRUST YOU, CAN HE GIVE YOU THE MONEY FOR ME, IF NOT LET ME
GET WRITE OUT THE LIST OF ITEMS, BUT CASH BETTER, IF YOU CAN HELP ME
CONVERT XPF IN DOLLAS OR ANY OTHER CURRENCY THAT IS MORE ACCEPTABLE.
THEN LET ME KNOW SOONEST. YAH I AM IGBO, HOTEL LOBBY OKAY WITH ME.
I WISH TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST. LET MR. ANDERSON COME ALONE HE WILL
COME AGAIN THEN HE CAN COME WITH WIFE.
PLEASE THE AMOUNT HE IS COMING AS FEES AND THE AMOUNT SHOULD BE PAID. I
NEED MORE INFORMATION.
PLEASE I NEED MONEY SOONEST, IF MR. DRINKWATER WILL SEND TO YOU THEN
YOU COME WITH IT TO LAG.
THEN WHEN I AM HOPING TO RECEIVE YOU.
I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.
MARK
Mark then sucks up to Lionel after behaving like an ass in his
previous letter to our Mr. Drinkwater:
| From : |
michael williams <barmikewilliams@yahoo.com> |
| Sent : |
Saturday, March 13, 2004 2:58 PM |
| To : |
Lionel Drinkwater @ XXXXXX |
| Subject : |
RE: speak with colonel zule if you do not understand |
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DEAR MR. DRINKWATER,
SIR I AM SORRY IF I SOUND RUDE
BUT I DO NOT WANT TO BE RUDE TO YOU.
YOU DO NOT CONTACT ME TO HELP BISHOP ABERNATHY MAY BE IT'S
YOUR FRIEND MR. JAMES CHUME YOU CONTACTED HE IS ALSO A
LAWYER AND A MAN OF GOD BUT HE IS NOT INTO FULL TIME
PRACTICE. WELL IF YOU WANT ME TO GO AFTER BISHOP ABERNATHY
AND GET THE BOOK FROM HIM THEN FIRSTLY I HAVE TO KNOW THE
COUNTRY HE IS IN AFRICA, THEN YOU WILL PAY ME SERVICE
CHARGES IN ADVANCE FOR TRAVELLING AND HOTELING. I WILL
ALSO NEED BISHOP ABERNATHY CONTACT AT LEAST HIS EMAIL
ADDRESS.
THEN WE WILL TALK ABOUT THE PAYMENT ITSELF, $50.000 IS TOO
SMALL FOR THE TASK.
WELL IF YOU HAVE SEND THE CHEQUE TO MY OFFICE PLEASE LET
ME HAVE THE TRACK NUMBER.
THANKS FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE SO FAR BUT I WILL PLEAD WITH
YOU TO RECONSIDER YOUR STAND AND PAY BE MORE.
THANKS AND BYE, TILL I HEAR FROM
YOU,
BEST REGARDS.
WILLIAMS
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Lionel sends Williams a long letter in which he says 1) Judy Smythe
is missing and feared murdered or kidnapped in Manila, and 2) He can pay
Williams by sending a new laptop. What I am trying to do is to imply that
Colonel Thorn has gone after Judy and the $3,000,000. I am also setting
the stage to see if the lad can accept murder by his partner-in-crime and
yet still be so evil and greedy -- and I mean evil in the banal sense of
which Hannah Arent spoke -- so as to ask for a laptop for himself
when he in fact has an idea that his partner Thorn may now be a murderer.
Drinkwater also trolls the lad with $50,000, this to see if "Mark" will
wheedle or blackmail CZT to get the $50,000 from Lionel. These are the
sort of diagnostic tests I like to run on a criminal mind now that I am
directly engaged with one in this scambait:
Dear Mr. Williams:
I have no idea where Bishop Abernathy is at the present time. I was asking
if you could use your influence with Colonel Thorn to locate Bishop
Abernathy. I cannot contact Bishop Abernathy's e-mail because he has not
answered his e-mails in perhaps four weeks. At one time he was using the
(deleted) e-mail address and then Colonel Thorn took that address over and
locked me out. I asked the Colonel to allow me back into that e-mail
address but he refuses.
I now have further employee problems as Mrs. Judy Smythe has disappeared
in Manila. There was a great deal of money that Mrs. Smyth stole from the
Elohim Society and that money has also disappeared. Mrs. Smythe initially
blamed Colonel Thorn for the theft but then investigators proved that Mrs.
Smythe stole it. Also missing is Mrs. Smythe's Range Rover, laptop, cell
phone, credit cards,
wallet, and other effects. The authorities in Manila fear she has been
kidnapped or killed. I am sick with grief and heartache over Mrs. Smythe
and Bishop Abernathy.
Yet I can see no reason in paying you $50,000 USD as you have no idea
where the Bishop or the Colonel are at this time. I need a detective and
you are a barrister. Please, no offense is intended but I need a detective
and not a barrister to help me now in this, my hour of darkness. So unless
you have details on the whereabouts of Colonel Zule Thorn or Mrs. Judy
Smythe, I do not need your services at present. I may, however, require
them in the future. You seem to me to be a very reasonable man and I do
not see why my Uncle Calvin would have thought you to be in a voodoo cult.
He was troubled by nightmares before he died and I saw one of your e-mails
wherein you said that his bad dreams would continue if he did not pay you
and so this is why he thought you were a voodoo priest. This was a
terrible thing you said to a 93 year old man who was near death, but I
will be charitbale and forgive you as Christ our Lord instructs me to do.
Let us put this matter behind us and allow my Uncle Calvin's spirit to
rest in peace in Heaven with the angels of God in the presence of Christ.
I have not yet mailed the cheque for the XPF to your law office. I have to
fly over to a nearby island on Monday on business and so I will send it
from the DHL office on that island on Monday. If you would prefer, I can
send you a alptop. I have here a brand new DELL laptop with a Pentium M
processor that someone gave me as a gift. I do not need it. It is worth
$3000 USD and it has all of the latest features, a very large capacity
hard drive, two batteries, a carrying case, a power cord, and a wireless
mouse. It has Microsoft XP and is loaded with other software such as Adobe
Photoshop, Microsoft Office, and so forth. I can send this laptop to you
and reduce the money by the equivalent of $3,000 XPF. I can also send you
a new stainless steel Rolex sailing watch that is worth $5,500. If I send
you the watch and the laptop, there will be no need for a cheque. Please
advise. Of course, this computer is made to operate omn 110V current and
so you would need to purchase a power converter. I have several power
convertors here. I can include a convertor if you tell me what your
service voltage is in Cotonou where you live.
Regards,
Lionel Drinkwater
Before Williams can reply, CZT sends Williams
this chilling newspaper clipping:
Comrade:
Is now interesting news in
a newspaper in French Tahiti:
ZT
Williams' reply to Lionel Drinkwater and shows
that he is evil in the banal sense. The murders that CZT is apparently
implicated in matter not at all to Williams. All the lad wants is the DHL
tracking number for his laptop and more laptops if Lionel can send them.
The lad also lies completely about knowing the whereabouts of Bishop
Abernathy, this in hopes of getting some money from Lionel for knowing the
whereabouts of a man whom he knows to be dead because CZT told Williams
that Bishop Abernathy was dead:
DEAR SIR,
YOU CAN SEND ME THE LAPTOP, IF YOU HAVE MORE OF IT I WILL APPRECIATE
HAVING THE LAPTOP.
WELL I DISCUSSED WITH ZULE HE TOLD ME WHERE BISHOP ABERNARTHY IS FOR NOW
BUT HE REFUSE TO TELL ME WHERE
HE HIMSELF BUT HE TOLD ME HE WILL ALWAYS GET IN TOUCH WITH ME. BISHOP
ABERNATHY IS IN NIGERIA RIGHT NOW.
WANT ME TO LOCATE HIM AND WHAT AGAIN WE WANT ME TO DO FOR YOU WHEN I GET
HIM. BYE SEND ME LAPTOP AND CHECK, THEN TRACKING NUMBER. BYE, TILL I HEAR
FROM YOU.
GOD BLESSINGS.
WILLIAMS
Lionel agrees to send Williams the laptop but offers more
administrative hurdles to doing so. At the end of the letter he drops a
bombshell:
Dear Mr. Williams:
I will send you the $3,000 laptop and XPF in an amount equal to $5,500
USD, the value of
both items totaling $8500. I have one problem, however, and I need your
help. I have a
special password on the new laptop and I am required to register the XP
software as the new
user. What name do you want me to enter as the person who is the
registered owner of the
laptop? And what password do you want me to enter?
You can change both the user name and password when you receive it, but I
am required
to register the laptop prior to shipping it internationally. This is a new
911 law which prohibits
the shipping of new laptop computers and cell phones to users in Africa
and the Middle East without
stating a "user name" and "password" for Customs clearance with my DHL
freight broker in Europe.
The same rule applies in the USA. Please provide me with a name so I can
register this laptop
and forward it to you. It is very frustrating with all of these new 911
laws, but there in nothing
I can do except to obey the laws.
I would like to know where Bishop Abernathy is. The Elohim Society pays
him a yearly stipend
of $16,000 and he has not filed the paperwork for 2004. I will pay for his
heroin treatment program
if he needs help. I paid $12,000 for his heroin treatment program last
time. I want to help him
and I also need the CCP book. Please tell Zule that I need the CCP book
and will pay $50,000.
The CCP book is an urgent matter and Zule knows all about it. I am
surprised that he has not
sent me the book as he agreed.
Tell Zule that there is shocking news: Judy Smythe was murdered in Manila
by Mafia gangsters. Her friend Lourdes La Palma was also murdered. Their
bodies were found this morning in a ravine outside of Manila. The
$3,000,000 is also missing. This is terrible news and I am stunned. May
God rest her soul. I have told the authorities all I know. Judy Smythe
stole the $3,000,000 and it attracted the attention of criminals who now
have the money. Tell Zule that there is no use for him to go look for the
money because it has disappeared into the hands of criminals. I now have
the sad duty of burying Judy and Lourdes and of telling their respective
parents what has happened.
Sometimes there are so many problems that I want to give up everything and
move out to the west Texas town of El Paso or out to badlands of New
Mexico. It was there that I once fell in love with a Mexican girl named
Felina. But I must abandon my past when I was a wild young cowboy and
accept my God-given duty to govern my people and small country with truth
and justice.
Regards,
Lionel Drinkwater
Let us
review the obstacles I have presented to this persistent thief: I
first used the WU "banned list" on him and sent him the WU form
required to get an exemption from the banned list. He absolutely
refused to fill it out so that ruled out WU.
I then had Lionel tell him that he, Lionel, would not send money to
any third party he did not know as they may be terrorists or drug
dealers. Lionel0 said he would only make a cheque payable to the lad
and the lad agreed. This was not surprising, for he must have
connection that will cash a check that is drawn on a real bank even if
it has a phony name. His bank will also accept XPF and so he cam
convert currency. I didn't think he would take a cheque in his fake
name in XPF and so he has me there. Not to worry though; I will find
another angle.
I am curious to see what name and PW he will send me. He may suspect
that once Lionel registers the computer that Lionel will have a secret
way into the computer. Lionel has to ship the computer by DHL next
week. I may have it seized because the lad's name showed up on
Lionel's European Customs broker list as a suspected internet
criminal. Lionel will tell him that someone reported his e-mail
address as "suspicious" to Interpol and that new Interpol and FBI
rules require that an e-mail address must be included on all shipments
to Africa (or wherever your lad lives). The same will apply to the DHL
with the $5,500 XPF cheque in it. We could call this
Rule 914 and it is
inviolable.
Oh the delights of fiction! It is so fun to simply make up things out
of thin air when you need to do so. Nothing is beyond the realm of
imagination. |
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Now we will see if "Mark" will play with a
ruthless Russian. The Colonel begins by tempting Mark with the object of
his heart's desire:
We start with Andersons on
Monday, 15 March 04. Anderson man I tell to e-mail bank. Please confirm
again e-mail.
I have 1999 Range Rover in
container on dock in Manila. Where you want Range Rover sent? I can send
to
Cotonou or Lagos. Shipping is
free. Automobile will have Russian papers and Bill of Sale made out to
your name.
What name you want on Bill of
Sale? I make record to show you paid Alexi Karmov $72,000 USD for Range
Rover
and $2,000 for ocean shipping.
Here is Range Rover when I found
it:
I blur license plate with computer program. Is beautiful. handsome
Range Rover
with leather seats and powerful engine for climbing of hills and
driving on dirt
roads. Is your car now just like I promised.
Do Svidaniya,Z
Will the lad take a luxury Range Rover from a man who is
complicit in a double-homicide? Finally, to see where the lad pegs on
the depravity scale, Mrs. Betty Ferguson sends him this letter:
Dear Mr. Williams:
I am sending this e-mail to you and I am also copying Bishop Williams
in hopes he will read it.
I have very bad news: Judy Smythe and her friend Lourdes La Palma were
murdered in Manila by criminals. This is horrible and I hope the
criminals are brought to justice, executed, and then sent to burn in
Hell with Satan and his demons.
We are having a funeral for Judy Smythe in Paris where her parents are
living in retirement. Bishop Abernathy considered Judy to be like a
daughter to him. It would mean a great deal to Judy's family if the
Bishop would come to the funeral.
We will pay all of his expenses to travel to Paris. He does not need
to worry about money. I hope he is being treated for his heroin
addiction and is able to come and say the eulogy at poor Judy's
funeral. Tell Bishop Abernathy to contact me and I will send him money
to the WU office nearest him. If he needs help, we will put him in a
hospital in Paris after the funeral where he can recover from his
heroin addiction. Tell him that Jesus forgives him and so do we.
I will keep you advised on the investigation. So far, the police have
found nothing except some evidence that some Russians were seen in the
area of the murders. However, the Russians have escaped. Colonel Thorn
said the Russians probably have escaped back to Russia or Eastern
Europe and it will be impossible to find them. There were no
fingerprints or evidence at the scene of the murders which happened
out on the edge of a jungle.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Betty Ferguson
Will the lad take an automobile from a
killer? We he pose as Bishop Abernathy and take money for airplane
tickets to a funeral of a woman who was murdered? This lad is high on
the depravity scale so I bet he will not disappoint us!
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