'Nsync on Jepordy
Ladies and gentleman, it's that time of the year again. Jeopardy is holding it's annual celebrity charity week. Today, we have Joey Fatone, Justin Timberlake, and JC Chasez of *N Sync..Joey is playing for the "Save The Dirty Hoes" charity, Justin is playing for "Mercedes Benz" (of course).. and JC is playing for "Feed The Children"..hopefully he signs up for it.. anyway, let's get started.
Alex Trebek: Hello, and welcome to Jeopardy. Today's categories are as follows:
Therapists
*N Sync
"S" Words (Words that start with "S")
Illegal Drugs
Ebonics
JC: No fair! Justin is going to whoop ass at Ebonics!
Justin: Shut yo mouth JC, They done put Illegal Drugs up in there for you.
JC: Justin! Lou said we aren't supposed to talk about my drug use..er..I mean, I
DON'T DO DRUGS!
Alex: Guys, let's just get on with the game, Joey you select first.
Joey: Whoo Hoo! This is my lucky day! I'll take "The Rapists" for $100. I know A
LOT about this topic!
Alex: No Joey, you idiot! That says Therapists..ya know, like a doctor, not The Rapists...
Joey: Ok, I'll take "The Rapists" then..like I said, I know this one!
Alex: Are you retarded?? Nevermind, don't answer that.. Justin, why don't you pick a category instead..
Justin: Coo, Ah'm gonna win dis game. Hook me up wit *N Sync fo $200
Alex: Ok, The question is, name 3 members of *N Sync. Justin, since you picked this, you get first try
Justin: Aiight, lemme see, der's me of course, den..um...Chris, yup yup, Chris be mah boyfrie...ah mean, BEST friend.. den we gots..hmm....dat girl lookin' kid...whats his name?
Alex: Justin, two of the guys from your group are right next to you! Don't you know their names?!?!?
Justin: Yo, are you startin' wit me? Ya'll givin me trick questions and all dat, bump dis category, hook me up wit ebonics.
Alex: *Sigh* Let's just move on, JC..why don't you pick a category..
JC: Sure thing Alex, give me swords for $300
Alex: JC, the topic is "S" words..not swords, don't you understand, words that start with S!
JC: Ya know, I am very tired, I didn't have any crac...I mean, I am just tired, ok. Stop picking on me!
Alex: You guys are complete fools! I'll pick a category, Ebonics for $500. Translate this:
Yo, dat be all types a wack, I tryin' to kick it wit dis hunny, but she be playin me, forreal
Justin buzzes in..
Justin: What yo mean translate? What wrong wit dat? Ah don't understand dis game, it be all messed up and shi, gawtdamn!
Alex: Forget it, just forget it! I'm surrounded by freakin idiots! Let's just move on to final Jeopardy..Ready guys? All you have to do is write a letter, that's right, any letter at all! I know even you fools can't mess this up, you have 30 seconds, now WRITE A FREAKIN LETTER OF THE ALPHABET!!!
30 seconds passes...
Alex: Ok, Joey, we'll start with you, show us what you put down
Joey holds up his card and we see this
Alex: Oh my god! You moron.. A person holding up their middle finger is NOT a letter.. I'm sorry, you win 0 dollars. Justin, Let's see if you did any better..
Justin holds up his card
Alex: *Sigh* No, Justin, the Mercedes Benz logo, is NOT a letter either.
Justin: Well, dah hunnies like da Benz, and ah think you should too, knowwhatimsayin?
Alex: Shut up Justin! Seriously just shut up, ok? JC, let's see what you have.....
JC is awfully quiet..
Alex: JC, Hello? Are you there..... I'm sorry folks, but it appears that JC has fallen asleep. Thanks to this bunch of uneducated guys, not one single charity has earned any money today. I hope you three are happy.
Joey: We still get the free dinner, right?!?
Jeopardy music fades out....
Contributed from the peeps at Everybody's Free(To make fun of 'Nsync)
Back 2 Humor
Home
Email: lil_miss_pixi@gurlmail.com
