The Great Conan Photo CollectionHello! If you know anything about me, and have spent any amount of time exploring even a crevice of my site, you know that I am an incredibly devoted Conan fan. I watch his show whenever I can, including the occasional night staying up just aWell, additions to this page are continuing as scheduled. The HALL OF SHAME has been updated as scheduled, so check out addition #2! Anyway, the Andy tribute is in the works, so give it some time and keep checking back at frequent intervals, like twice a milennium, if possible. I must quickly also warn family members that they may be deeply disturbed by the things they find here. Do not read any further if you are disgusted by any type of impure activities involving prairie dogs, whatsoever. You will probably be sickly distraught over this page. (Sob, sob, Oh WHERE did we all go wrong? [more sobs]) That done, enough BS, enjoy the pictures!
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Desk Driving Mr. Santa: FRONT PAGE HALL
OF SHAME lucky winner No.1!
As you can see, this is an old picture that harkens back to when I was dreaming of Christmas, while up too late with eyes and mind just a little sluggish. Funny what kind of things are funny at 12:15. But, desk driving is a time- honored art that harkens back to prehistoric testosterone impulses. They didn't have Chevy back then, ya know, but they did have O'Sullivan! It also somehow reminds me of the old days, when mall Santas were all alchy's, not crackheads, and it almost makes me smile, until the tears start flowing, and then I just break down sometimes.
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Aaaahh... A new era has dawned in the Central Time Zone: FRONT PAGE HALL
OF SHAME lucky winner No. 2!
Well, we all tune in to Dick Clark's "Rockin' New Year's Eve," and celebrate the Eastern time zone's new year, and our own Mountain Time Zone new year (in AZ) or wherever you live, but oftentimes, you central timezoners come out with the short end of the stick! Here, Conan vows to fix this inequity with his own celebration. You know what? Who really needs Dick's stupid ball anyway? OOOH! The BALL just DROPPED! Whoopdeedoo!
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Max Weinberg: Drummer at Large
This stock scene from the show displays the most awesome drummer east of the Mississippi, I think. He's worked for Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, and unfortunately is currently on tour with them in Europe. They had a new guy for a while who played pretty good, but never chose to run naked through the halls at NBC or anything of the sort. And who could forget his great social commentary in the "The More You Know" parody! Max! We're glad you're back!
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Andy Richter Doing the Year 2000 Sketch
Seriously, it ran right up to the year 2000 and they were still doing this sketch- what's up with that? But anyway, it was pretty fun to see while it lasted. Enjoy this picture while you still have faint traces of a memory of this sketch. Also, notice that this showcases Andy Richter, Conan's chubby-cheeked sidekick. Guess what?!? Rumor had it he was leaving the show too, eventually, and not just to leave some doofus in his place until he got back, but to really go away for good! I can hardly believe it! And from what I have seen, I doubt the truth of that statement. I mean, we've all heard nothing about it since then. And think about it: Conan without him is like peanut butter without jelly, Lucy without Ricky, rotting meat without flies, and everything like that! Why everyone is jumping ship is beyond me. But here he is, flashlight and all, captured for time immemmorial or however ya spell that. |
Another Naughty Little Stock Photo
This is a little photo showing a stock scene often used on the show. I don't know about you, but to me there's definitely a post-modern feel to this work- notice the delicate shading and the feelings that it evokes. Plus, there's a sense of eroticism that one gets, seeing that Prairie Dogs can still find time for passion amidst the bustle and hustle in the busy city of New York, and that idiots like Andy could ever be that fascinated by it. |
