Two 6 year old boys were attending religousschool and giving the teachers problems. The
teachers had tried everything to make them behave
- time outs, notes home, missed recesses - but
could do nothing with them. Finally the boys
were sent to see the priest.
The first boy went in and sat in a chair across
the desk from the priest. The priest asked, 'Do
you know where God is?'
The little boy just sat there.
The priest stood up and asked, 'Son, do you
know where God is?'
The little boy trembled but said nothing.
The priest leaned across the desk and again
asked, 'Do you know where God is?'
The little boy bolted out of the chair ran past
his friend in the waiting room, all the way home.
He got in bed and pulled the covers up over his
head.
His friend had followed him home asked, 'What
happened in there?'
The boy replied, 'God is missing and they think
we did it!'
